My P-…Not So Perfect Brother


Chat Open.

Direngreylvr: Sora you on?

Rockergrl88: Yeah.

Direngreylvr: What happened?

Rockergrl88: …You were there…

Direngreylvr: But not after you blackmailed the bucho to leave us alone for disturbing their 'oh so serious' practice, and Toyuba-san called the principal on us. What internet videos do you have of Nakamura-kun anyway? He's supposed to be clean.

Rockergrl88: Just because the baka acts all high and mighty doesn't mean he doesn't have his own closet full of dolls…I mean skeletons. Besides he was going to interfere with your craziness, so I thought he should go away and do whatever he needed to….Now I just need some dirt on that rat Toyuba. Can't believe he called the principal on us.

Direngreylvr: Get him later. I know his girlfriend. What happened?

Rockergrl88: You chickened out and left before the principal could catch you.

Direngreylvr: Hey, I'm still grounded! I can't afford to get anymore trouble, or I won't see daylight until college starts.

Rockergrl88: That's your family's problem. And we both know the daylight is less of a concern for you than all the cute boys you'll miss out on.

Direngreylvr: Some friend you are…So what happened? Toyuba-san interrupted us before the good stuff. Masaharu-kun was going to say something epic I know it.

Rockergrl88: Fine. I'll tell you. But only because of what happened. Which I have no doubt is thanks to you.

Direngreylver: I have no doubt you were entertained, so you're welcome.

Rockergrl88: Whatever. I really don't know that much after the Principal dragged me to the front office. Yagyuu was looking oddly at Masaharu. My outo just gave him a grin back, and looked like he was going to say something, until the principal came to interrupt the fun. But I know I saw Yagyuu fidgeting when I left, like he was nervous. By the way, I have after school cleaning all week because of you.

Direngreylvr: EH. I'll try and help out... Actually, make Toyuba-san do it. So what happened when you got home? Masaharu-kun got home. You're still talking to me, so I assume he and Yagyuu-kun didn't break it off.

Rockergrl88: No thanks to you. Did you really have to ask in front of the team? I thought I told you not to. And I think I will have the rat do it.

Direngreylvr: Hey. You were the one complaining that your outo didn't have the guts to ask his crush out. I just pushed him into telling his crush his feelings.

Rockergrl88: Sorry to tell you, but your master plan didn't work out. Though they're still on speaking terms to my disbelief. Masaharu is sporting a black eye, and I have this eerie feeling that Yagyuu caused it.

Direngreylvr: Again…WHAT HAPPENED?

Rockergrl88: Stop being so excitable. So after cleaning the cafeteria, thank you very much, again, I got home. Masaharu wasn't there yet. Either were the 'rents. I made dinner, which I was enjoying all by myself, when the door opened and outo walked in. I didn't catch what he and Yagyuu were talking about, but I know they were complaining about this afternoon, or tennis practice. Anyways, when they got in Masaharu glared at me before rushing to dish himself up the dinner I made. Ungrateful brat. Wasn't until I greeted Yagyuu that I realized Masaharu had a black eye. And you know I had to tease him a tiny bit about that, before I asked where he got it. His response was to glance sharply at Yagyuu who was busy cleaning his glasses, gulp, and start stuffing his mouth again.

Rockergrl88: By the way, Yagyuu is really cute without his glasses. I need to catch a picture one of these times. You'd appreciate it with your fangirling ways.

Direngreylvr: Knew you had thing for your outo's crush. And do get me the pic. Make that pics. Now continue!

Rockergrl88: Dream on, I just like admiring good looking guys. And I'm getting to it o impatient one.

Direngreylvr: :-p

Rockergrl88: Like I was saying, Masaharu was stuffing his mouth, and Yagyuu was finishing cleaning his glasses. So I did that stare thing you do to the guys you're fangirling, not the cute one more the zombie stalker one, and after a few seconds Yagyuu looked up at me. Masaharu was too busy choking in the kitchen to interrupt us. I repeated the question to Yagyuu. It took him a few moments to answer because he'd folded his arms over his chest and was busy 'staring' at the kitchen where Masaharu was. Guess he still hasn't spent enough time around us to drop the gentlemanly persona and glare. Just a few a few more years and I think we can get him to do it. But anyways, Yagyuu kept staring at the kitchen, but his lips twitched a little. See the corruption has already infected him a bit. He finally answered. Said outo had been telling lies about people again and word had gotten to them through some acquaintances of his, and they'd felt the need to inform outo of their displeasure. Yagyuu seemed to think Masaharu was pretty lucky to only have one black eye.

Direngreylvr: Who was he telling rumors about now? The soccer team?

Rockergrl88: …we are not friends…

Direngreylvr: What? All I want to know is who he's spreading rumors about? You said Yagyuu-kun told you that some acquaintances of Masaharu-kun's informed s-….oh….

Rockergrl88: How exactly did you make it into Rikkidai?

Direngreylvr: Shut up.

Rockergrl88: Reality hurts hon.

Direngreylvr: Obviously. Guess your Yagyuu-kun isn't the 'Gentleman' everyone says he. Which answers the question I was trying to ask all along.

Rockergrl88: No it doesn't. Stop insulting my future in-law. And I never said Yagyuu was the one who hit him. Plus, you couldn't trust any answer Masaharu would have given you this afternoon.

Direngreylvr: But you think he did it, and that's what counts. And if Yagyuu-kun did hit Masaharu-kun, maybe the answer would have been true. We'll never know now, unless he spilled when he got home.

Rockergrl88: Masaharu didn't confess to anything. He did tell me to keep my annoying fangirl friends that were trying to get him in trouble with his doubles partner far, far away. That means you Meiko. In case you didn't get it.

Direngreylvr: Haha.

Rockergrl88: I know. As for those two, they were acting weird today. I don't have any proof yet, but I have this crazy theory…

Direngreylvr: What? I didn't notice anything different…'Cept it was weird Masaharu-kun didn't give me a straight answer when I asked him if Yagyuu-kun was a kinky dominant in bed. Even if I did ask it in front of Yagyuu-kun.

Rockergrl88: Still can't believe you asked that in front of Yagyuu. I know you wanted to see him blush or something, but really...no wonder Masaharu has a black eye. The rest of the team I can see you popping the question in front of, but not Yagyuu. He's really to proper…Did you see the way Sanada-kun blushed and turned away after you said that?

Direngreylvr: What? If he had a reaction that wasn't normal, we'd know the 'Gentleman' was only a title. Actually, I could swear I saw him smirk for a second before he covered his mouth with his hand, and his coughing sounded suspiciously like a chuckle. Highly suspicious. Sanada-kun…he's the one that was glaring at us for disturbing the team? Yeah, he was pretty adorable with that blush. Very buff too. Though the one with the long wavy hair was really cute, he was the one hiding his laughter behind his hand.

Rockergrl88: That's what I meant about them acting odd. Masaharu might have been startled for a moment after you asked, but he should have just smirked and gave you some smart-ass retort. He didn't. Instead he snapped his head to stare at Yagyuu-kun, and I could swear he was flushing. And I know that he glared at Yagyuu-kun before he returned his attention back to you. That wasn't his normal smirk either. Seemed forced….And that was Yukimura-kun, he was the bucho of Rikkidai when they were in the junior high section. Got a call from him an hour ago. He was curious about Nakamura-kun's doll collection too.

Direngreylvr: I need to start going to these tennis games. The members are all really hot. Even if some of them have your predilection for blackmailing people. So what do you think is up? I really hadn't expected him to take so long. But I didn't notice anything off about his smirk.

Rockergrl88: Nah, I know my outo's irritating smirks, and that wasn't it. And Yagyuu was sitting up a little too straight, like he was interested in what Masaharu was going to say. Yukimura-kun was too. And Masaharu never stumbles over words when he's being a smart aleck. He even licked his lips before he smirked at you. And it's not that I like blackmailing people, it's just useful when they're trying to get me in trouble.

Direngreylvr: Sure. I believe that. Nothing to do with you just plain disliking certain people. Gotta admit I was also expecting something saucier than his "Well, you know a Gentleman never kisses and tells". Thought I could get a better response when I told him he was a 'Trickster' not a 'Gentleman', but that stupid Toyuba-san interrupted us before he could answer.

Rockergrl88: Well, for whatever reason, Masaharu was determined not to answer you, so his response would have just gone back at you. If that was really Masaharu that is…

Direngreylvr: Fifteen years and you still can't identify your brother from any other guy in Japan? Always knew your family wasn't that close, but Sora-chan, that's just bad.

Rockergrl88: You are just too funny Meiko-chan… Don't quit your day job to be a comedian.

Direngreylvr: You mean being a fulltime student? As if I could. Fine…tell me your reservations.

Rockergrl88: It's just this afternoon…and a couple other incidents. Did I tell you I found a pair of non-prescription glasses when I was 'cleaning' Masaharu's room? There was also that wig incident…

Direngreylvr: No. You didn't tell me about the glasses, but I remember when you found the wig and thought Masaharu-kun was doing his 'impressions' of people again.

Rockergrl88: Well, I just found them while Masaharu disappeared after our concert getaway. But I was talking to Yukimura-kun this evening, and we got to chatting about this afternoon. He mentioned that he'd never seen Yagyuu blush so hard, but I don't remember him blushing. Just what you said, him coughing and hiding a smile. Masaharu, on the other hand, did blush. And then after Yukimura-kun hung up, I thought about it…That wig was the same hue as Yagyuu's hair, the glasses looked identical to Yagyuu's, there was the weird interaction between them this afternoon, the time I caught Masaharu practicing how he spoke, the time I teased him about how he was walking, and the fact that Yagyuu and Masaharu have similar body figures…

Direngreylvr: What? You don't think Masaharu-kun is going around and impersonating Yagyuu-kun, do you?

Rockergrl88: …Like I said it's just a theory. Tomorrow I think I'll stalk the tennis club members while Toyuba does my cleaning for me…

Direngreylvr: Gotta say Sora…think your idea's a little crazy, but tell me what you find out…I want pics if they are impersonating each other. Oh, and you have something on Toyuba-san now?

Rockergrl88: No, but I will be the end of school tomorrow. And what are you willing to offer me for said pics…?


Revised: 5-20-12

Alas, not as funny as I intended. Harder when the scene isn't being written, just the perspectives on the scene. But it was an update within two weeks. If weren't for the holiday, I would have had it up sooner.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed and said they wanted this second chapter! And a special thanks to those that pointed out my mistake in the last chapter, I fixed it now. -_-'

Thanks for Reading,

False Sourires.