A/n: Hey guys! Time for Chapter Nine: Where the Shit IS ABOUT TO Hit the Fan.

Tess is pretty much freaking out right about now.

C H A P T E R N I N E

After relaying fake details of her fake moment of virginity-loosing, they continued on with the game, Tess putting on a fake smile like the best thing in the world had happened to her.

But the more Tess thought about it (which she had a lot the next day), how hard would it be to have that actually happen? The answer: not hard at all. Nate loved her, right? He'd do anything for her. Besides he wanted to have sex with her, right? Why wouldn't he?

"Tess, guess who's coming over here!" Peggy squealed, looking over Tess' shoulder at the rest of the main hall.

She was not in the mood. "Zac Efron." She didn't look up from the eggs on her plate.

"No!" Ella whispered, "Nate!"

Tess placed her fork down, and gave Ella an annoyed look. "Obvi, Ella."

"Hi Tess," Nate greeted, kissing his girlfriend on the cheek. She scooted over on the bench so he could sit. "How are you?"

"Better now that you're here."

"How'd you sleep?" It was the same routine they went through every morning. But to her, sleeping had a new meaning. Just the word now meant sex, because that happened to be what she was thinking about for the last 5 hours.

"Fine. You were in my dreams." Like she had even slept at all.

Nate replied, as cute as ever, "And you were in mine."

Ohmigod. Did he ever think about her in a sexual way? – Stop it, she told herself, stop it right now.

She kissed him on the lips, and she could feel Ella and Peggy looking on eagerly. Nate noticed it too.

He turned to them awkwardly. "How are you guys?"

They looked like they were about to burst into laughter. "Fine," Ella said quickly.

"Peachy keen," replied Ella.

Nate shot Tess a look. She returned the gaze with a roll of her eyes.

"…cool." Nate said to the two crazed girls. "There's a party tonight. It's camp functioned, but there's gonna be a bonfire and stuff. Are you guys going to go?"

A camp functioned bon fire party? So, lame.

Wait. Maybe it wasn't so lame.

All the counselors will be there. And all the campers, including Tess' and Nate's cabin mates. Meaning whoever decided they had better things to do, they'd have wherever they wanted, all to themselves.

A bon fire suddenly sounded like the coolest party ever.

A/N: I know. Really short. Not much to review for…but this is setting up for the BEST THING EVER. Just to get you all jazzed up.