Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Authors

Chapter 9 - OC: Mary Sue

IX: Sorry for the late update. If you check my profile, you'll see that I changed the update time from once per week (Saturday/Sunday) to INCONSISTENT UPDATE TIMES. As for the Guide to Avoiding OOCness, it's coming up soon. Enjoy!


Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Authors,

My name isn't Mary Sue, but somehow it didn't let me insert any other name other than Mary Sue or Gary Stu. Well, I'm obviously a lady, therefore forcing me to choose a hideous name such as Mary Sue.

My real name is actually (insert name) (insert two letter word) Britannia! Wait... Why is it censored?! My name is (insert name)! What is happening?! My oh so awesome name NEEDS to be spread to other people!

*sigh* It seems like I can't do anything now, but don't worry, I'm (insert name), and I'm invincible! I can achieve anything!

Okay, chat time's over. Time for introduction. My name is (insert name) (insert two letter word), sister of Lelouch vi Britannia and the (insert number) Princess of Brittania and the (insert number) in line for the throne. I have also been exiled, and have somehow met Lelouch in the Ashford Academy. Not long after that, we begin planning for the fall of Britannia, he as Zero and me as the person who does everything and steals his role in the anime! Oh, and did I mention that I also have the Geass? My Geass is the Power of Absolute (insert power), but most preferably The Power of Absolute Geass, which is the Geass of all Geass!

And because incest as a taboo is so out dated now (I mean, come on! If incest was illegal, the first person you have to arrest is the whole of Britannian Royal Family. Well, not person, but...), Lelouch has slowly started to fall for my irresistible charms. And... We date! Because Lelouch is just sooooooooo handsome. 3

And then I stumble upon Suzaku, who's also unconsciously starting to fall for my irresistible charm (forget Euphemia!*). And so the rival between Suzaku and Lelouch formed, not because of some Euphy shit*, but because they are fighting over me!

And then, although I was all invincible and invulnerable before this, I accidentally got caught by Schneizel! And damn, it turns out Schneizel has feelings for me too! What do I do...

And do I have to mention that other miscellaneous male characters like Gino, Luciano, and useless characters that I don't even know why they exists like Rivalz, the whole student body of the Ashford Academy, Tamaki (who I will sooo totally ignore) etc.

And if you want to know what happens next, feel free to check out a fanfiction of me that's located... Well, EVERYWHERE! Why I cut short my introduction? Well, apparently my beloved Lelouch and Suzaku said that the purpose of this letter is to address the fanfiction authors (to stop writing, they said) but to hell with that! You must have felt extremely honored to have been introduced to me by me, no?

Ah... I'd like to thank a lot of you for writing these awesome fanfictions about me! Do not worry, continue on with spreading my awesomeness, ignore my beloved Lelouch and Suzaku's (3) screams of agony as they suffer your torturous punishment known as fanfictions. They will never understand...

Oh. Oooohhh. I see some of you hate me and call me b*tch (no I did not just curse. I don't curse, I'm a perfect being! It was censored, so it's not a curse). Why do you do that?! Oh, I know. You're all just jealous that I'm so awesome and so invincible and have Lelouch and Suzaku and etc. etc. falling head over heels for me, right? Well, look at yourself before you start judging me. Are your even worthy to place your hate upon me? Well, I think not. So just lie down on your bed and dream about being Lulu or Suzy's girlfriends. Because they will forever remain as dreams...

Unless you guys use the evilness of self-insert! No! Self-inserts are unacceptable! You can only put me, (insert name) (insert two letter word) Britannia, as the main female protagonist! Not self-inserts, nor Kallen or CC or Shirley or Milly or Kaguya or Tianzi. Just me! Me, you understand? Me! (Insert name) (insert two letter word) Britannia, only!

Your absolute perfect person,
(Insert name) (insert two letter word) Britannia
NOT Mary Sue

So stop your hatings, and write more of my fanfictions!

PS, the sentences marked * are not to be used without caution, as only someone as awesome and invincible and invulnerable (despite getting caught once) can survive without getting killed by FLEIJAs.


IX: Trust me when I say this, I have never wrote a character so bitchy before. In fact, it's my first time using that word. What word? Bitch. XD I should stop that. Anyway, it's my first time, but not the last. Because I have officially complete my next chapter of Fukukaichou wa Maid-sama!, though its not posted yet. And someone requested a bitchy OC. XD

THANKS TO: Saki-Rose Chan, CaptainVKickass, pft980811, Gur40goku, agarfinkel, Ghibli Ninja, Guest, lightshadow101, Yuri18 y Tsuki500, and SailorKickass270 for reviewing Chapter 7.

Replies to Review (Chapter 8)

pft980811 - Sorry for confusing you. Try 'If Walls Could Talk' by Blind Writer, then PM me what you though about it. XD

lightshadow101 - Yesss I personally love that line too.

Ghibli Ninja - My ideas? Well, it's the result of reading thousands and thousands of fanfictions (yes, I think I have reached that level). In less than a year. Yes, I started being in the fandom in about this midyear. Oh, that mistake? I didn't notice it, but hey... It's an honest mistake. XD

Saki-Rose Chan - Thank you. I tried making it as long as possible. Hope this satisfies you.

Gur40goku - Thanks for the review. Kallen tsudere? Right away...

CaptainvKickass - Thanks for the reviews. He who should not be named thanks you for liking his reforms. XD

agarfinkel - Yup! I haven't watch it, but I heard about it. More than once.

SailorKickass270 - Thank youuu! *pats your head* I like you too. Now go update your stories.

Thanks for the reviews! And now, go review. :) I'm actually watching the TVB Awards Ceremony, if any of you know what I'm talking about. The Hong Kong dramas one... Yes, I'm a Chinese, but I don't live in China or Hong Kong or Taiwan. :)