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Sasuke's Horrible Life

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"Nii-san!" a six-year-old Sasuke yelled, "Look, I'm Peter-Pan!"

Sasuke had a pan placed over his head and was running around their kitchen with out stretched arms as if to fly.

Itachi said nothing but just rolled his eyes.

FLOMP

Sasuke ran straight into a wall and fell on his back.

"Ow, ow, broken arm!" Sasuke moaned.

Then, Itachi, picks up Sasuke and…

SLAM

He threw Sasuke head first into a trashcan.

"Ow, nii-san!" Sasuke wailed.

Itachi sniggered and walked away.

"Pull me out of here, nii-san!"

"I'm busy."

Sasuke began to sob and Itachi just laughed.

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It was Sasuke's 7th birthday and he was playing in his new blow-up pool.

Then, Sasuke got an idea.

"Watch this, nii-san!" Sasuke yelled and climbed up on the roof.

Itachi put down his book, "What?" he asked in a bored tone.

Sasuke dove, head first of the roof, but instead of landing in the 8-inch pool (A/N: Bad idea, Sasuke!) he landed in the trashcan next to it.

"Help me out, nii-san!" Sasuke screamed.

Itachi rolled his eyes. And instead of pulling Sasuke out, he lifted the trashcan and threw it a good 9 feet and it continued rolling down a huge hill in their backyard.

"AHhhhhh!" Sasuke yelled from the bouncing and rolling trashcan, "Help!"

CRASH

Sasuke's trashcan ran into three other trashcans and knocked them all over and crashed into the fence at the bottom.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww." He moaned.

Itachi laughed and went inside.

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Itachi and his friend were hanging out in his room (A/N: Creepy, a teenaged Kisame!) like normal when…

TAP TAP TAP

Sasuke was sitting in the tree by the window, waving.

Kisame laughed, but Itachi only rolled his eyes.

"Nii-san!" they could hear Sasuke yell through the glass, "I climbed up here by myself!"

Then, Sasuke lost his balance and fell through the glass window.

Kisame laughed harder and Itachi glared at his brother.

He whispered something to Kisame and they both smirked.

From down the street, you could here Sasuke screaming "No, nii-san, please stop!" And Itachi and Kisame laughing.

15 minutes later Sasuke was striped of his clothes and hanging by his boxers in the highest branch of the same tree.

"Get me down, nii-san, please!" he yelled, "Ow, ow, wedgie!"

Itachi and Kisame laughed as the branch snapped and Sasuke fell into a trashcan.

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It was the first night of summer and Sasuke was out of school until fall.

At about seven o'clock, Itachi went into Sasuke's room and woke him up.

"Time for school, Sasuke-chan." He said, trying not to laugh.

But gullible Sasuke didn't even notice.

"But isn't it summer?" he asked and yawns.

"No, silly, you slept through the whole summer." Itachi said holding his hand over his mouth so he wouldn't laugh.

"Really?"

"Yep."

"You're not lying?"

"Nope."

"Honestly?"

"Would I lie to my sweet baby brother?"

(A/N: YES) "I guess not."

Sasuke got dressed, ate breakfast, and ran to the academy. Why were the doors locked?

"OPEN STUPID DOORS!" he yelled and yanked harder.

"Sasuke?" a voice asked, "What are you doing here?"

It was Iruka.

"I'm here for school, Iruka-sensei." Sasuke replied.

"Sasuke," he raised his eyebrows, "Yesterday was the last day."

"ITACHI!" Sasuke shouted, "I'M GONNA KILL THAT BASTARD!"

Iruka watched as the young Uchiha ran back down the street.

Back at Itachi and Sasuke's house, Sasuke ripped the door open and stumbled in the house.

He was completely scratched up and his clothes torn because while he was running home, we tripped over 5 rocks, 3 branches, and Kiba. Also, Kisame had thrown him in several trashcans and gave him 2 wedgies on the way too.

"ITACHI YOU LIED!" he shouted.

Itachi walked out of the kitchen to see his pissed off bro.

"So?" he laughed, "You actually believed me."

Sasuke ran at Itachi as if to attack him but ran into a trashcan and flipped head first into it.

"Ahhhh! Nii-san!"

"I'm going to go get a sandwich." Itachi said and walked back into the kitchen.

(A/N: Yummy sandwich)

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