"Link, I always knew you would leave," Saria murmured, looking up at him with her sad, blue eyes.

"I'm sorry that I have to go, but I will come back, Saria!" Young Link promised.

The two Kokiris' began making out.

"CUT!" the director shouted, stomping his way onto the set. "You aren't supposed to kiss!"

"Dangit!" Young Link yelled.

Saria blushed.


"Link, evil has returned, you must get rid of the Twilight that threatens our world," Faron said.

"AGAIN?! Why can't someone else save Hyrule? I'm getting so tired of this crap! Screw it, find someone else! Like...TALO!" TP Link yelled, and ran out of the Faron Spring. "I'm gonna go play Guitar Hero."

"Swee-eet!" Talo shouted, running into the spring. "Okay, I'm here. Where's my tunic and master sword?!"

"LINK! GET BACK HERE!" Faron screamed.


(SPOILER!!)

"Link, I am about to reveal my secret!" Sheik shouted, then a flash of light blinded the Hero's eyes and he saw Zelda standing in front of him.

Link's mouth dropped. "Oh, my Nayru."

"Yes, Link, it is I," she said.

"Sheik has the Triforce of Wisdom! I saw it on his right hand! Total shockage!" OoT Link yelled. "So all this time, Sheik was dsiguised as Princess Zelda to hide from Ganondorf because he has the Triforce of Wisdom. IT MAKES SENSE!" OoT Link exclaimed.

"Ugh, I'll be in my trailer," Zelda sighed, walking off the set.


"Oh, Link, now that my memory is back nothing can stand in the way of our relationship!" Ilia said, happily.

"Yeah, sure, sure. Come on, Squirtle, use Water Gun!" TP Link said, smashing the 'A' button on his gameboy advance.

"CUT! Link, you've been playing Pokemon Blue for weeks. PUT IT DOWN!" the director ordered.

"Make me!" TP Link yelled, running out of the room.