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The group spent the last thirty minutes drying off their clothes while giving Yang the silent treatment for it.
"Guys come on talk to me. Ugh fine I'm sorry for punching the exploding fat man alright, I promise not to do it again." Yang kept on pleading with the group but ultimately failed.
The only ones who were willing to talk with her was Ruby and Elise.
"Guy come on Yang said sorry give her a chance" Ellis tries to help Yang's case but was shot down by a loud NO from the group.
The group now finally dry heads outside to see some carnival games and bumper cars.
As they walked through the carnival games, Yang spotted a strongman game and got an idea "Hey Nick five lein to who ever can get the highest."
"What's lein?" Nick asked.
"It's our world currency." Yang replied handing him the hammer.
Nick sighed "Look Yang I highly doubt that your words money has any value here especially during the zombie apocalypse."
"Ok how about if you win I'll buy you the most expensive suit on Remnant." She said giving the hammer to Nick. This got Nick's attention.
"Ok and if I loose?" He asked with interest.
"Then your buying the first drink of my choice when we get back." She says with her signature smirk.
Nick thought about those odds if he won then Yang owes him a suit but if he loose what are the chances of him ending up on her world anyways.
"Eh What the hell why not." He said as he walked over to the machine with the hammer.
He knew these games are rigged unless done right to attract crowds and with a smack the ball went up and hit the bell.
"Ha now you owe me a suit." Nick said with confidence.
Yang took the hammer she positioned herself and then wham the ball brook through the bell and traveled upwards into the stratosphere.
"Oh what were you saying about buying me the first round?" She said with a smirk before placing on her avatar and walking away, leaving Nick dumbfounded.
"Oh don't worry about her cheating she can lift a truck without her semblance." Ruby said while walking by Nick.
The group walked out of the back of the bumper car arena when they spotted a chopper flying by. The group tried to get their attention but it went by the group unnoticed.
"Oh come on we been left behind by two helicopters I refuse to be left behind a third time." Weiss said angry. Nick was starting to get annoyed by Weiss's famous Schnee personality.
"Listen snow cake even if Yang can set her entire body on fire like her hair we still can't get his attention." Nick said rudely.
Weiss hated being called anything that has anything to do with snow but before she could get a counter insult in Coach steppes in.
"He's right Weiss but seeing those spot lights inside the stadium just gave an idea." Coach said as the group walked over to the barn.
Inside the group was constantly attacked by a small army of jockeys. One of them had th unfortunate idea of yanking at Yangs hair now it's keeping the strong man bell company in space.
"Damn girl you ever think for working with NASA. I'm fairly certain those guys would save money on the punch dates." Coach joked as the group groans again.
"We really need to keep Yang away from you guys." Ruby muttered under her breath.
The group made it to the gates but it was locked up tight.
"Ok people the only way in is by throwing the switch hope y'all ready because this will be loud." Coach Said While grabbing the lever. The group reloaded their weapons before Coach pulled the switch.
When Coach said it would be loud and damn it was loud. Zombie hoards start pouring out of the woodwork. If this was with only four regular people this would be a challenge but since their were eight people and four of them were practically superhuman this was slightly easier to deal with but still hard especially when the gates open.
The group ran away from the pursuing hoard shooting, stabbing, and whacking any that got in the way. They just turn the corner when Ruby and Nick tripped over something as the group ran past them. When Ruby looked over her shoulder she saw a witch looking mad as hell.
Nick and Ruby said their last words before the witch started to growl over them. "Ah tits!" "Language!"
The witch let out a howl as she raised her claws and Nick hugged Ruby trying to shield her from the witch they closed their eyes and waited for the end. Yang shot a hunter that was on Elise to turn around and see the witch.
"Ruby, Nick!" She screamed as the witch slashed down. Slackkkk.
When Nick and Ruby open their eyes they see a dead Jockey holding onto a bell and an odd looking personality core with a yellow eye that was screaming about space or something over a dead witch who looked like road kill.
"Wait ... what just happened?" Ruby asked as she was helped up by Yang. Nick got up as he looked at the bell.
Nick recognized the Bell as the strong man bell from before. He turn to Yang who was holding Ruby wounded soldiers style. Nick heard the hoard coming out of the woodwork so he grabbed Ruby princess style as he hightailed it to the safe house while Yang followed right beside him.
"Yang forget the drink when we get out of here I'll buy you the entire goddamn bar." Nick said as he rushed inside with Yang smirking all the while.
"Really I think I know a place were you can start." She said closing the door right behind them.
Back on ReamnantOzpin was standing next to a machine recently built by his top scientists who found a way to open a tear their only is a few missing pieces. He then got a call from Glynda. "Ozpin the families of team RWBY have arrived."
"Ah good send them up." Ozpin sat down and started to drink his coffee.
"Thank Oum we are so close to bringing the girls back." He thought.
The elevator opens with team RWBY family walking out (minuse Ruby, Yang, and Weiss mothers for obvious reasons.)
"Ozpin with all due respect sir I'm going to ask this once." Tai said before hitting his fist into the table.
"WERE THE HELL ... ARE ... MY ... DAUGHTER'S." He said in a aggressive tone while the parents other parents walked over while arguing about who's fault was it.
The elevator open right behind them and with the survivors, Qrow, and Winter walked out holding girl's weapon's with them.
"Winter what is that unsavory ruffians doing with Weiss rapier?" Jacques said looking at Francis.
"Oh god another asshole in a suit. I swear ever since's my lady friend became a vampire I've meet more of you all the time." Francis said rolling his eyes.
The parents looked at Francis for a minute after making that weird comment but dropped it when they notice that they were all carrying the girls weapons.
"Excuse me but what are you doing with my daughters weapon?" Said Kali Belladona pointed to the survivors.
"I'm glad you asked miss Belladona." Ozpin started
"You see something or someone pulled your daughters through a rift that a barrier if you will. It would be impossible to retrieve your girls with out this machine and their DNA which is why these people have their weapons." Ozpin states as he walks over to the machine.
"But I'm getting ahead of myself you see these people are the last people to see your daughters alive on the otherside." Ozpin said
The parents look at them with hope in their eyes but Jacques didn't believe what Ozpin said. "Ok Ozpin I don't know how much coffee you have but I want answers not fairly tales."
"Your daughter has blonde platinum hair a uptight attitude and ice white eyes with a scar on the right eye." Zoey interrupted
"Is that enough evidence that we did see your daughter." Zoey finished
Jacques was caught off guard by this but regain his composure.
"Regardless how do you proposed that we get our girls home." Ozpin smirked before nodding to the survivors to put the weapon's in the desiccated spots.
"Unfortunately this is only a prototype so we can only make a one way window to your daughters." As he said that the survivors placed the weapon's in to the slots and walked back to the parents.
"What ever this energy is it's practically invisible so if don't mind wearing these specially modified glass." Qrow and winter started to hand out the modified glass.
Ozpin pulled a few switches pushed a button or two then a brighte light appeared. It was a tear and as it got bigger and bigger music started to come out.
"Your mini and your rattlesnake smile Well it's late, we go back to your place I'll rattle your cage for a while"
[chorus]
"I'm one bad man"
As the song gets loud the tear gets bigger and clearer showing Blake on a stage looking banged up as a massive muscular clown standing over her about to slam its fists into her. Both Ghira and Kali Belladona eyes went wide
"Blake!" They both screamed as the tank lifted its arms.
Wonk
Back in the safe house (30 minutes pryer)
The group gathered around Coach as he loads his shotgun.
"Ok y'all know the Midnight Riders their going to save us." Coach Said While pointing at another poster of the Midnight Riders
"Um coach hate to break it to ya but I'm pretty sure they aren't here." Elise said as he loads his shotgun.
"We don't need them in person all we have to do is start the finally and if the finally the same as the last few times then their is no way that choppers going to miss us." Coach explains.
The group gave their own opinions about the idea.
"Coach that actually isn't a bad idea." Rochelle said uncertain if this was a good idea.
"So we have to fight zombie's while an epic music plays in the background this is going to be so AWESOME!" Yang does an air guitar while shaking her hair around like a rock star.
"Oh my Oum this will be the stuff of legends when can we start guys." Ruby said with sparkles coming out of her eyes.
"I'm in." Blake said while cleaning her cheap katana.
"Oh man I always wanted to run to a helicopter during a guitar solo just like in the music videos." Elise said while he joined Yang in her air guitar.
"Coach this has to be the dumbest idea, that I ever agreed with." Nick said.
"I'm going to agree with Nick on this one Coach." Weiss said pinching the bridge of her nose as Elise and Yangs continued their air guitar solo.
The group left the safe house while Elise was talking about the time he and Keith made fire works.
"So he had 3rd degree burns on 95% of his body and so doctors had to call other doctors because he had burn on top of burns and..."
"Elise why don't you tell us the rest in the helicopter." Nick interrupted while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Ok sure." Elise chirped.
The group made it to the stage. They looked around for a way to start the finally. Nick and Yang went over to the sound stage while looking for the lights Yang spotted an odd rectangle object.
"Hey Nick what's this?" Nick looked up after finding an adrenaline shot On the counter.
"Oh that's a tape recording. Hu how about that I guess these guys lip-sync." Nick said as a loud flipping sound can be heard overhead.
The lights turn on as the group walked down with a few med kits pain killers and to Yang's Curiosity a tape recorder.
"Hate to break it to you Coach but your heroes lip-synch." Nick said pointing to the tape in his hand.
Coach went wide eyed when Nick flashes the finally tape.
"They have taped music?" He asked in a disappointed tone.
"Don't worry about it Coach everyone lip-synch's nothing wrong with saving your vocal cords for the studios." Elise said in attempting to help Coach feel better about his favorite band's dark secret.
"Yea Elise is right, when preforming constantly you have to have your voice recorded so you don't scratched constantly." Weiss said trying to help coach as well.
This caught Nicks attention of this. "How you know that princess?"
"I happen to act in multiple musical performances." She Said in an attempt to faze Nick.
This didn't fazed Nick but it did snapped Coach out of his depressed like state. "Oh like in a choir or something?"
"Yes essentially why?" Wiess asked
"Use to sing for my church when I was growing up." Coach answered
"Alright enough chit chatting I'm hitting it. Coach before I hit it your not going to start dancing are ya." Nick said sarcastically.
The group giggled while Coach rolled his eyes. "Oh shut up Nick and just start it."
"Alright I'm just playing with ya, I'm hitting it let's rock." The finally starts fireworks go off, strobe lights flair and the speakers burst to life and the sound of an oncoming hoard can be heard.
Midnight Riders by The midnight Riders ... seriously?
"Oh man I love this song" Elise said mowing down the hoard a hoard coming from the right side of the stage.
Ruby was in the front stage with Weiss snipping zombies in the seats. Yang Nick and Blake cover left stage
"Ah Yea remind me to grab tickets to the next show this defiantly my jam." Yang said blasting a hunter mid air.
Rochelle, Blake, and Coach were saving Elise from a smoker but he wasn't fazed by it he was more focus on the song.
"Oh man this is my favorite part. Ever lady's crazy when her daddy's not around." Elise said getting back up. Coach gave a smirk.
"da na da na na na" he sang/hummed that last line while covering Rochelle and Blake as they made their way to center stage as the song wrapped up.
One bad man by The midnight RiderThe new song started and even more fireworks shot up geting the attention of two tanks including the clown one from before. The crew was running low on ammo and those with melee weapon's started to use them. Ruby and Weiss were facing the normal tank climbing up on the left side of the front stage. Weiss was reloading her python when she noticed a box of unstable fire works.
"Ruby heads up." Weiss says as she picks up the fire works and throws it towards the tank. Almost in slow motion Ruby aims her rifle at the flying box and hits it.
BOOM the box went up setting the Tank on fire. As it slouch over while dying from the burns the Helicopter flew over head by the Right side of the seats.
"Chopper here y'all let's get a move on." Coach yells while batting away a jockey. He and Nick made it to the chopper and started to provided covering fire from inside the chopper.
"Ruby run to the chopper just like in the music video!" Elise Gleefully shouted as he and Ruby skipped over to the chopper with sparkles in their eyes.
They got to the chopper by literally hoping on top of the hoards heads all the while explosions happened in the background. Meanwhile inside Elise head a list of things next to a bucket had one thing crossed off.
Yang and Weiss were fighting through the hoard as Yang had to grab a spare finally tape from the stand. As they were fighting Yang saw a huge hoard making its way towards them but in front was oil tanker with leaking oil. She grin as she pulls out the moltov cocktail and lights it with her hair and throws it behind her. The bottle crashed into the tanker and it exploded.
"Ok Weiss I have been to every single Achieve Man concert but the Midnight Riders are on a whole new level, their is no way this can get better." As Yang finished her stament, almost comedically a box of Midnight Riders t-shirts fell right next to the duo.
"Well I stand corrected." Yang said grabbing an XL shirt before making their way to the chopper.
Rochelle, and Blake had a hard time making it past the clown tank.
"Run just run to the chopper!" Nick Yelled at them to get to safety.
They got to the other end of the stage when a piece of stage was thrown right at them sending Blake flying back while her sword went flying towards Rochelle. The hoard tried to pounce her but Ruby and Nick shot at them giving Blake some breathing room. Blake pulled herself up but got nocked back down by the tank it then started to pumble her under its massive fist. Her aura may have saved her life but damn that was a beating. Rochelle got up and tried to fight her way to Blake but the crowd was to big.
"BLAKE!" The group screamed as Blake was being wailed Opon by the tank.
Nick Pov
I started having flashes from my past. A bold girl in a hospital bed with a heart monitor slowly beeping.
"Dad." She said weekly she raised her hand and started to cry.
"I don't want to die ... please daddy." The heart monitor went flatline and her hand fell to the bed lifeless.
I finally snapped out of it and I saw Blake surviving the blows but she would not last for long.
"No, not again." I muttered.
3rd Pov
"Hay cover me!" Nick yells as he jumps from the chopper while he pulles out an adrenaline shot and stabs himself before running towards the stage stairs.
He ran out of ammo for his gun so he dropped it and started to slashed and tear his way through the crowd with his hatchet. His hatchet then gets stuck in a zombies neck as he made it to the crowd he then spotted a spare guitar and grabs it before charging the tank.
Blake Pov
"So this is how I die by a muscle clown in a world not of my own. My only regret is not leaving Adam sooner." I thought as my vision starts to fade as the Line from the song plays in slow motion and the tank about to crush my chest in.
My final thought were of my parents, teammates, Adam but that wasn't... wait what is Nick doing? Thats when a slow motion guitar swing hits the tank so hard it fell over her onto the ventilation pipes.
"Get away from her you ugly son of bitch." Nick said as I fell unconscious.
I asked myself why, why would of all the people in the world Nick was the one who saved me. I then fell unconscious as he moved in to fight the tank with a guitar.
3rd Pov
The tank got up and let out a battle cry as Nick spotted the fire switch. He dropped the base on the lever causing flames to burst out of the vents practically melting the tank. He then turn to Blake
"Your not dying just yet kid come on." Nick said as he picked her up princess style.
Rochelle just finally killed the last of the hoard with Blake's sword.
"Nick stay behind me I'll cover you." She said slashing zombies in front of her.
The group in the chopper watched as Nick carried Blake over with Rochelle covering them. Nick and Rochelle made it onboard with an unconscious Blake as the chopper left three more tanks appeared howling for their escaped prey.
"Is she ok?" Yang asked in concern.
"Yea she'll live." Nick replyed as he applied first aid to the unconscious Faunus.
Team RW(B)Y started to calm down seeing the B in their team is going to be fine. After a few minutes Ruby spoke up.
"Besides the clowns I can say that was my first ... and probably the best concert EVER!" She said with glee as they flew off unaware of being watched by their parents.
Back on Remnant
The Belladona's were relieved that this stranger in white suit saved their daughter but were terrified by that thing. As the helicopter left the the window became unstable and vanished.
"What in Oums name was that!" Tai asked with a bit of concern and panic in his voice.
"We call those things tanks because of their strength but I never scene one in a clown costume before." Louis answers.
"Well regardless of terrifying monsters when can we bring our girls home." Jacques asked Ozpin who sat down and took another swig of coffee before stating "Five years at the minimal."
The room was silent for a minute before loud wwwwhhhhaaattt fills the room.
Tai fell to the ground sputtering, Qrow choked and spat out his drink, Winter took his flask and gulped it down in one gulp, the Belladona hold each other while crying and Jacques snaps at Ozpin.
"Five years what the hell are you stalling for Ozpin I can't wait five years for my companies successor to come back!" He Shouted. Ozpin kept his composure as he sipped from his coffee.
"Let me go into details it not that we are able to power a gateway but something metallic can cross over and this machine must have a soul to make it to the other side to grab the girls and clearly non of us have a robot with a soul." Ozpin retorted while taking another sip of coffee.
Winter heard this part and actually smiled. She walked over to Ozpin and whispered into his ear. "Um Ozpin I think Atless has something like that but unfortunately I can't say it out loud sir."
"Very well we will talk about this later." Ozpin turn back to the Family.
"I have lived and seen everything but this I have never seen and this can make the war on Salem even worst. Well at least the girls have protection from these Infected." Ozpin thinks as he took a swig from his mug.
He then got up and Tried to reassure the families that everything will be ok.
Bun don do da The survivors escape for now.
Hello Wombag1786 here again. Sorry for the late pause but hey all good things come to those who wait it was Saint Patrick's day and I had finals to study for. To answer Buzzsaw question about drunken scenario no ... well not yet. I haven't thought of a drunken brawl in the apocalypse but I felt like their wouldn't be any alcohol in an amusement park. So no alcohol till later probably in the Swamp fever or Parish campaign I'll introduce your idea. Any ways Fav/Fol/Com your ideas and enjoy the story. This is Wombag1786 signing off.
(Ps Buzzsaw when's the next chapter of your left4dead RWBY crossover coming out? I'm dying to see nick get his ass handed to him by Yang)
