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"Oh Tamaki, dearest Tamaki, why are you so beautiful?" Beautiful this lady says. Well I think annoying...

"Im hoping to catch your eye. Even for one moment..." Uh, this guy can charm a snake cant he...?

But ok this is getting boring. Today the theme for the club is some sort of traditional japanese komono thing. Weak, huh? Anyway, guess what? For the second time, these people made me wear ANOTHER flippin komono!

Ah, the things I do for my sister...

-Flashback-

"Alright gang! Today were going to be dressed up in this terrific komonos!" Tamaki said in his usual cheery attitude.

"Blondie say what?" I said.

"Come on Hanaki," Hikaru said putting his arm around me.

"Dont be rude. Do it for Haruhi?" Kaoru said doing the same thing.

Speaking of which, where is she?

"Where is Haruhi?"

"Getting dressed...and you will too." The twins said, smirking.

"No! G-Get away! You two tourcher me to much! Your not getting me again!" I said back away from them as they started to get closer to me.

As I was backing up I bumped into something and I turn to see Haruhi dressed in a komono with something like a clip in her hair.

"Hanaki remember, our debt?" She said looking at me. I started to mumble somethings that girls my age shouldnt say. "Please, for me?" Oh no she didnt. She's not playing this game, and Im not about to lose!

I turned my back and crossed my arms and 'hmph'ed with my eyes closed. I opened one eye to see Haruhi with a begging face.

"Please Haruhi, dont do this to me." She didnt stop. "AH! Fine! Just stop with the look and the begging!"

She smiled, "Thanks Nana."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. You lost your right to call me 'Nana'..." She smiled and rolled her eyes at my immaturiaty.

-End of Flashback-

So thats how Im dressed like this. Cause I cant refuse my sister. Great, I found a weakness of mine right now.

"Look! Hanaki looks adorable!" I heard some customers squal and took a few pics.

Smile and dont say anything...

I was carrying a tray of tea to my twins and their customers. "Oh hey Hanaki. How do you like the komono? We were just telling these lovely ladies of our mothers kindness to make these for the club." So no wonder they wanted me to where this one so much. "We had our mother especially make yours." They both said.

Thoses troublesome...

"We were also telling them how our grandmother helped us get dress." Kaoru said.

"But you know the only one that will be undressing you is me...Kaoru." Hikaru said as him and Kaoru started to get into there homo mode.

No matter how much this thing creeps me out, its surprisingly hard to look away and does interest me in a way.

"Hikaru, your embarrsing me in front of everybody...including Hanaki..." They looked at me as if telling me to join secretly.

Hey, Im bored and it looks like fun.

"But you know what," I said in my most saductive voice, as I near them a bit. I could already see the slight pink tint on there cheeks. "I'll be observing you..." I said nearing with each word to them. "...from a distance." I praticlly whispered.

Their customers went crazy and started to squaling like no tomorrw.

"SO! MUCH! LOVE!" Than they passed out. Was I really that good? Huh, maybe I am cut out for this.

I just shrugged and looked at Hikaru and Kaoru. They were still slightly blushing, I giggled and waved at them; you know, by moving all my fingers kinda wave. Than I went out to look for Haruhi. I found her; she was looking at us.

"Hey Ruru." I said smiling.

"What was all that about?" She asked.

"Oh that," I pointed my thumb back to the direction I was a moment ago. "Just having some fun and helping Kyoya-senpai finncially." I said smirking.

"Finncially?"

"Just spreading the love."

"Oh look! The Fuijoka twins are adorable together!" I heard a girl squeal.

"Fuijoka twins?" Why are they refering to us like that? We both looked at each other.

"Haru-chan, Hana-chan!" We both turn to see Honey crying with a sandel in his hand.

"What wrong Honey-senpai?" We both asked.

Honey came and hugged my waist. "I dont know how but I lost one of my sandels."

"Aw, you poor thing." Sorry, I cant help it. I have a weakness for Honey. So that why I hugged him back.

"But you were just wearing them, werent you?" Haruhi asked Honey.

"Mitsukini," Honey turned around and Mori put on the other sandel.

"Takashi...?" Honey said with a bit of tears still in his eyes.

"I noticed you dropped it." Honey threw his arms around Mori and hugged him, crying.

"Takashi!"

The girl were going on about how sweet that was.

"It looks like tears are popular with the ladies today." Haruhi stated.

"Now that you mention it..." Thats right...first it was Tamaki, than the Kaoru, and now Honey...Ok...WHATS GOING ON?!

"How are they able to cry so easily?" Haruhi asked.

"You got me."

Haruhi than accidently bumped into Kaoru. When she did something fell from his sleeve. I went over and picked it up and when I saw what it was, I got a anime vein mark. Haruhi than walked over next to me and had the same look on her face as me.

"Whats this?" We both said irritated.

"For your information its common for a host to use Eye Drops." Kaoru stated.

"Yeah, no women alive can resist a man on the brig of tears." Hikaru added.

"I sure as hell can." I told them.

"Except for you," Koaru said.

"Somethings wrong with you." Hikaru contiued.

"Why I ought..." I said, rolling up my sleeve.

Haruhi than put her arm up infront of me, signaling for me to stop. She than looked up at the twins.

"Thats cheating." She said. Thats true.

"Oh dont be a party pooper." Hikaru told Haruhi.

"Here," Kaoru said diiging through his sleeve. "This is for you two." He gave us each a boxed little sweet.

We both looked at it in our hands and than at them.

"Its for us?" We both said.

"Arent you two the cutest!" Hikari and Kaoru exclaimed.

"We didnt know that you like sweets Haruhi?" One of Haruhi's fangirls said.

"Well I dont, that be Hanaki."

"Yup!"

"But," She started to look down at the candy in her hand and I knew what she was thinking right away. And it was a great Idea.

"I dont think I'll eat this one." I told her smiling.

She looked up at me and smiled.

"Well why not?" Hikaru asked.

At the same time, both me and Haruhi looked down at our sweet. "I think it'll be a nice memorial offering..." Haruhi started out.

"For our mother." I finished off.

Everyone went in awe, I didnt need to look but I knew.

"How sweet of you!" Tamaki said, coming out of nowhere. "Such devotion to you mothers memory! Please girls, take as many as you want." Tamaki said placing even more candy in our hands.

"Ah, I think you went over the limit their senpai." I said.

"And let me guess, the tears are fake aswell." Haruhi said refering to Tamaki's tears.

He gasped, "How could you?! My tears are 100% genuine. Being able to cry without the need of Eye Drops is the sure sign of a true host." He explain.

"Than I must of been a host a long time ago..." I said quietly to myself. Unforturely, Haruhi heard.

"Hanaki..." She said giving me a soft look.

I shook my head and smiled. "Im ok."

Than, like always, Tamaki has to ruin the moment...Oi. "So tell Haruhi tell me, have you fallen for me yet?" Tamaki said hopeful.

"No."

Than I looked over to see a girl hiding at the corner of the enterance. I tugged on Haruhi's komono and pointed so she would see as well. She turned and looked, making Tamaki look as well.

"Looks like the Host Club got a new guest." Hikaru and Kaoru said as they went over to her.

"Come on in. What are you waiting for?" Kaoru said witha rose in his hand.

"Yeah, from afar is no fun." Hikaru said doing the same thing.

"Come on, please miss." They both said.

Tamaki walked up to me and held his hand out to the girl.
"Welcome princess, to the Ouran Host Clu-" But before he could finish his sentance.
The girl pushed his hand away and started screaming, "Don't touch me you phony!" She pointed at Tamaki. We all gasped. Woah.

"What do you mean? Phony?!" Tamaki said in shock.

"How did you get to be the king of the host club?! The king does not spread his love so easily! A girl's heart responds to the enigmatic smile, the indecipherable glance!" She yelled. Tamaki was shocked and was like being stabbed by arrows. "Your just stupid! Your a dim-whitted narcissist! Imcompetent! Your a commoner! Disgusting!" The girl yelled.

This girl sure can be burtul...I think me and her our gonna get aloong just fine. Tamaki started to do a slow motion falling.

Hikaru gasped, "Look he created a new techinque."

"Yeah, one man slow motion." Kaoru said.

Than I got an idea. I fake gasp, "Omigod! She just insulted my father!" I started to fake worry. But than...I wish I too it back since Tamaki started to hug me.

"Well at least my youngest daughter cares about her daddy! Isnt that right my little Hanaki?!" Tamaki screamed and cried.

"Hey get off senpai!" I yelled.

"I dont suppose...you are." Kyoya started to say.

The girl look at him and started to run toward him "Kyoya!"

She ran and than, I guess, purposely stepped on Tamaki--which did make me laugh.

"Kyoya!! My one and only prince charming!" The girl said hugging Kyoya; who looked confused and didnt hug back... Now what is this...

~*~

"So you telling us that your Kyoya's fiancee?" Tamaki asked this person in the dress.

"Of course, my name is Renge Hoshakuji and I'm transferring to 1-A tomorrow." Appearently 'Renge' said smiling.

"Woah, hold the phone! Your telling us that our stalker here," I pointed my finger at Kyoya. "Asked to get hitched?!" I yelled in mild surprise, earning a slight glare from Kyoya. "Oh dont look at me like that for being shocked."

Than we all turned to see Tamaki...in his little emo corner, sulking again.

"Oh my dear Jebus, was with him now?" I said slightly irratated.

"Yeah, why is he sulking?" Hikaru asked.

"Oh, thats because mommy was keeping a secret from daddy." Kaoru stated.

I just turn to face Kyoya, "Mommy, why you do it?! And here I though we were a loving and happy family. Sure we all have a problems but that why have counciling to fix thoses thing!" Than I got on my knees and started to fake cry. "Please mommy dearest, take daddykins back!"

Damn, I need to become an actress. By the look on Kyoya face, he wanted to kill me... good thing that looks cant kill or I would in for it. Than the twins bursted out laughing.

"Encore, encore!!" They said clapping.

I started to bow, "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all day."

Kyoya than just rolled his eyes, "Whatever. I dont know why you people keep refering to us like husband and wife."

Than Renge comes out of nowhere and starts blabbing about something, "Our was the story of love at first sight. I couldnt resist the way you were adoring those flowers when you though no one was looking!" ...What? "And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten." Come again? Thats it, I cant take it!

I bursted out laughing right on the spot.

"H-Hanaki!" Haruhi yelled, trying to hold back her laughter.

"D-Dont blame me R-Ruru! You know I h-have no self control!" I said between laughs.

"I-Is she serious!" The twins said, joining me. The three of us needed to rely on each other for balance.

Picture Kyoya, our shadow king, helping, admiring, with no merits?!?! Was this women nuts or something!

"Do you think you got the wroung person?" Haruhi asked Renge.

"No I can regenize my live anyway!" She yelled. "He's a gentleman whos kind to everyone!"

Everyone of us started to freak out as she started to name other 'supposely' sweet things Kyoya does for people.

"Ah! Who is she talking about!" The twins said running around hold there heads. "Were so confused!"

"He looks just like the star from my favorite show 'Uki-Doki Mermorial'!" She than went up to Kyoya and pointed at him "Your real life Ichijo Miyaboi!"

Oh no...for the love of God...dont tell me she's a...?

"Uki-" Haruhi started out.

"Doki...?" Honey contiued.

"Otaku!!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"Otaku?!" Hikari yelled screamed.

Mori just stood there.

"Ive never seen one!!" Kaoru screamed as well.

"OMIGOD I KNEW IT!!" I screamed. "Run before she eats us!" Ok maybe Im a bit over dramatic but hey, who knows what there capable of...?

"Oh I get it now. Your in love with this character and is reflecting that love onto me. I assume this Miya person wears glasses as well." Kyoya said calmly.

We all circled him.

"So your saying your not engaged?" Tamaki asked.

"Well, no. I dont ever remember asking for her hand in marriage. Besides...this is the first time a meet the women."

You got to be kidding me. We all anime sweat marked at his comment.

"You know you could've said that early..." He looked at me and smirk. Omg he scares me when he does that! Its not normal!

"Ive done my research and it says that your in charge, is that correct?" Renge asked Kyoya. Where is this going?

"Thats right!" Honey exclaimed. "Kyo-chan is our director!"

"Your the director? Thats perfect! I always wanted to wear a sandwich board and advertice a buisness!"

"This a Host Club, we dont do that." The twins stated.

"Yeah, were not a bakery, lady." I added.

"Ive made up my mind! From now on, Im going to be the Manger of this Host Club!" Renge said.

"Um...Kyoya...?" Tamaki spoke behind Kyoya.

"Shes the only daughter of a very important client of my family so please behave..." He than looked at me. "That means you Hanaki." He said strictly.

"Moi?" I acted shocked. "Whatever do you mean?" I said acting innocent.

He just gave me a hard look and I just smiled like this ^-^ and put up the peace sign.

Whatever the reason is, we now have a brand new lady boss. Power to the people!

The next day

We were having a meeting so I just kinda zoned out for the time gap and started to play with ends of my hair. You know, I never relized how silkly smooth it was. Then I started to pull it down a bit, and since my hair is a little wavy, it bounced back up. Wow! I never relized how bouncing it was either! Than I started to braid on side of my hair in the front; but only a small part. Hehe, Hanaki is having fun. Maybe I should--

"--thats what Haruhi and Hanaki need!" I heard Tamaki finish up. Say what now?

"Huh? What happened?" They all sweat marked. "Hey dont judge me!"

"Hey everyone." We turn to see Renge at the door. "You'll be happy to now that your manager, Renge, has made you all cookies!" Renge said with a batch of cookies on a plate. Mmm, cookies.

"Hanaki? Your drooling." Koaru pointed out.

"Zee cookies lookie amazeeing." I slurred out.

"Hanaki are you ok?" Hikaru asked, with a bit of worry in his voice. And on the look on Kaoru face, he was the same.

I just nodded numbly.

"Yeah, its the cookies." Haruhi said taking out a napkin and cleaned up a bit of the drool from the corner of my mouth. "She has an obession."

I than snapped back to reality and look at Haruhi. "Its not an obession; its a life-style."

"Sure." She rolled her eyes.

"I didnt make these cookies for you, you phony prince." I heard Renge say after something Tamaki said that I missed.

"She makes cookies and insults my daddy; I think will get along just fine." I said smiling.

"Oh Kyoya I made you some cookies, try them. I know I burnt them a little bit but I already know what you'll say 'Anything you say will be delious, of course.' Oh your always so sweet to me!" She said after what I guess was a day dream.

Than I saw Honey start to eat one of the cookies--WITHOUT ME!! ...sad face.

"She wasnt kidding, they really are burnt."

"Dont it that Mitsukini, its bad for you." Mori said taking the cookie away from Honey.

By the looks of it, Renge didnt look please from the comment. In fact, she looked tick. Than Renge started to attack them and I swear to Jebus the lady had flippin snakes in her hair!!

"AH! SHE'S SCARING ME~!" Honey screamed as Mori was carrying him away from Renge.

I was standing next to Haruhi; who know had the cookies in her hands. I didnt care if they were burnt--mama want her cookies. We both got a cookie and ate them at the same time and started to chew. You know, once you get over the fact that there burnt, there really not that bad.

"There not that bad at all." Haruhi stated.

"Yeah, they have a good flavor to them." I said as I put the cookie back in my mouth.

Than the twins apear infront of us. Hikaru than lefts my chin, "Can I try?" He says taking a bit from my cookie; which was still in my mouth.

"Uh-oh Haruhi you have some crumps on your face." Kaoru said turning her face and licked the crumps off her face.

I just looked at him and blinked and than contiued to finish the cookie. Haruhi was wipping her face were Kaoru licked. Than Tamaki came out of his little corner that Renge put him in eariler and started to freak out.

When I finished the cookie I look at Hikaru, "You know if you really wanted a cookie there's a whole bunch. All you had to do is ask."

"And you could of you told me and I couldve wiped it off." She told them.

Tamaki than grabbed us by our shoulders, "Thats not the way your suppose to react!! You have to stay stronge and casually brush them to the side, do you understand!!"

"This is sexually harrasment sempai." We both say casually.

"SEXUALLY HARRASMENT?! If that counts as sexual harrasment than they're twice as gulity! Quick! Someone call the police!"

"Cut it out boss, were sorry." The twins says.

I laughed at them, there funny.

"Tepid..." We all turn to Renge. "Your all tepid! Every single one of you except Kyoya!" Oh no she didnt...

We all looked at her irratated.

"What you say lady?" I was about to walk up to her but the twins held me back.

"All your characters need to have a dark side! Girls go weak at the knees for handsome men that have trouble! If you keep this up its only a matter of time before your customers will get bored and stop coming all together! Do you really want to ruin my Kyoya's buisness?!"

I was about to raise my hand but this time all of them stopped me. I just pouted angerly...people dont let me do nothing around here.

"As your manager its my duty to change you characters background! Starting with you!" She pointed to Honey.

"Wahh!" He screamed.

"If your cute both inside and out than your no different from a baby! Therefore, from now on your known as the baby faced thug!"

"GAAHH!!" Poor Honey...

"And Mori-senpai, your his childhood friend--the flunkie!" Ok...he didnt look like her cared.

"The twins will be basketball players that live in their own world!" Hey, thats steorotyping!

"Haruhi! You an honor student whose constantly being bullied!" Ok, no THAT steorotyping.

She than pointed to me, "Hanaki, your the tough girl that really has a heart of gold and does her best to protect thoses close to her in fear of losing them!" Renge yelled.

My eyes widened at what she just said.

"What the--How the...?" I stummered.

"Thats just like...you." Haruhi said looking at me. I just nodded my head. As much as I didnt like it, what the girl said was true in a way.