Alright everyone sorry this is a couple days late - I know it's an excuse, but I had a lab practical to study for so I hope you will understand. Here is the next addition, but there is also no Sabre here - she was at a meeting. Anyway here you go!


~First Five Seconds~

`Emma charges Pan with sword in front of her`

Ava: Yeah because that is going to do a lot…

Juliet: And none of you are going to try anything to help? No? Just curious.

Emma: Where is gold?

Pan: You mean my son?

Emma: Rumple is your son?

Ava: No shit!

Juliet: You find out that Pan is related to Rumple, but you don't think of all the implications for Neal and Henry….WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Ava: You only now care about Rumple…You people all suck at the power of observation!

Juliet: Well they are Charmings…It's not the same without Sabre…

Ava: You can say that again.

~Oh really?~

Gold: Thanks, but I'm not interested…

Ava: He told you off!

Regina: That's not why I'm here.

Ava: Naturally, you didn't stand a chance.

Regina: Shut up, you little worm.

Juliet: I'm sorry, but I cannot engage in this conversation because everyone here knows that he had originally slept with your mother and wanted to have that child…

…..

Ava: You know exactly what to say to make the villain speechless.

Juliet: I'm not even trying it just sort of happens…

Ava: Yeah? Well it super effective!

Regina: You slept with my mother?!

Ava: Oops…

~New Mother~

Regina: He's all I have!

`Ava looks away from the Evil Queen`

Juliet: What's the matter, Ava?

Ava: Nothing.

Juliet: Then why don't you watch this touching moment?

Ava: You know why!

Juliet: Now say it!

Ava: When Sabre isn't here you have a sadistic streak. Did you know that?

Juliet: Just say it!

Ava: Regina is a caring mother! There I said it!

Regina: Would you mind saying it again I couldn't hear you.

Ava: Why don't you focus on your dying son, lady? I already gave you too much credit.

~Henry Dying~

Ava: Why does Henry get the only bed on the island?

Juliet: I wouldn't feel comfortable sitting on that thing. What has Pan been using it for all of these years?

Felix: Why do you think Pan is like that? He has a son, Rumple if I recall.

Juliet: Don't bring that up!

Ava: Just because he has a kid doesn't mean he isn't the creepy pedophile of the island.

Regina: Pedophile?

Ava: Lady where have you been all season?

Juliet: Everyone knew Pan was going to be like this from the minute we saw him!

Regina: Did he touch my son?

Juliet: You mean his great-grandson!

Felix: As if Pan would need something so human. All he needed was the heart of the truest believer and now his is immortal and above us all. He has Henry right where he wants him.

`Ava and Juliet look at the sleeping Henry on the bed`

Ava: GROSS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!

Juliet: Ewww…..

~Liar~

Emma: We are all getting off of this island.

Ava: No you aren't. Your father is still technically cursed so stop lying to the kid.

Juliet: Well they might have found a way out of it.

Ava: By bringing water from the waterfall home? That will last all of a couple months.

Snow: But it could work!

Ava: I don't really care if it works I just don't want her to lie to the kid.

Lost Boy: Why can't your dad leave?

Juliet: Because one of you hit him with one of your freaking arrows.

Ava: They saved him by giving him water from the forbidden waterfall, but now he can never leave Neverland.

Felix: See the wench lies!

Juliet: Shut up! Your just Pan's whore!

`Ava looks over at her in shock`

Ava: We need Sabre back pronto. You are turning to the darkside.

~The Doctor's Office~

Regina: What's wrong with him?

Juliet: DON'T LEAVE THE BABY ON THE TABLE!

`Ava runs over and picks up little Henry`

Regina: What are you doing? Put down my child down.

Juliet: You left him alone on the table! What if he had rolled off?

Regina: Babies can't do that.

Dr. Frankenstein: Yes they can.

Regina: Why didn't you say anything?

Dr. Frankenstein: I thought you were smart enough to figure it out on your own.

Regina: Why you-

`Little Henry starts laughing`

Regina: How do you do that?

Ava: It's a gift. I love kids. Of course it may help that I have so many little cousins in my family to practice with.

Juliet: Basically you are a cold heartless bitch that doesn't understand love.

Ava: Usually I would condone that kind of talk, but you are just vicious today.

~Pissing Contest~

Hook: Only if your plan holds together.

Ava: Really? She already told you both off and the pissing contest still continues.

Emma: They're men. What did you expect?

Ava: That they would be men and get over it.

Hook: You don't want men fighting over you love?

Ava: In the situation where: we are fighting a dark pedophile overlord, my dead husband has returned, my father is trapped here for the rest of eternity, and my son is in danger. Let me see – NO!

Hook: Well when you put it that way…

Ava: I had to tell you how to put it into perspective. That's sad considering that you are a Captain.

Juliet: You know that they are just trying to prove whose dick is bigger, right?

`Everyone looks over in shock`

Neal: Isn't she supposed to be the nice one?

Charming: Speaking of which where is that little devil?

Ava: At a meeting, but she needs to get her ass back here!

~The Box~

`Box is sitting on a rock`

Ava: Oh come on!

Snow: We need it.

`Snow is trapped by vines`

Juliet: Wow. Really, you three?

`Regina and Emma are also captured`

Ava: That was way too easy and you still fell for the trap. Sabre's right it has to be genetic.

Regina: Well are you just going to stand there or help get us out?

Ava: Nah, not really.

Juliet: We are just here to watch you fail.

Pan: Sounds like my kind of girl.

`Ava forms a cross with her fingers and backs away`

Ava: Aw hell no. Pedophile egotist, stay far away from me.

Juliet: Is there a stick around here somewhere?

Ava: Why?

Juliet: I want to hit him.

Ava: Five feet behind you.

~The Darling Boys~

Juliet: What?! They were going to freaking adopt Henry?

Ava: I would have loved to have been there to hear that story.

John: What does that mean?

Juliet: Don't play dumb. You know exactly what she means.

Michael: Like we care what you say. We're only worried about our sister.

Juliet: Because you have been doing an outstanding job.

John: What is that supposed to mean?

Ava: Well your sister has been trapped in a cage for several years with Pan, Felix, and the Lost Boys for company what do you think is happening?

…..

John: I don't know what you are insinuating, but you are-

Juliet: Don't lie to yourself. You know exactly what is going on.

Ava: Except for Regina apparently.

~Easy Button~

Regina: Now let's go save my son.

Ava: No offence, but that was way too easy.

Regina: You just can't admit that I did something good.

Juliet: Well you didn't listen to us the last time we said it was too easy.

Regina: That was Snow White being stupid as usual.

Snow: Excuse me.

Juliet: You triggered it about five minutes ago you aren't in the clear yet.

Ava: Pan just gives the heart without much struggle and you conveniently take the box. Either two things are happening here: When Pan has power he's a pussy or he has another plan to trap you. Pan, what's the answer?

….

Ava: Pan?

Juliet: I don't think he's going to answer you.

Ava: Oh my god. He's such a pussy!

~Actual Scary Moment~

`Pan has knife in hand in Hook's cabin`

Ava: Woah! Hey now!

Juliet: What is going on?

Pan: I'm here for Henry's heart.

Ava: And you just mastered the horror movie style of creeping.

Juliet: Would you mind putting down the knife though?

Pan: Why? Does it make you nervous?

Ava: Actually, yeah a little.

Juliet: Not really that dagger looks like plastic.

`Juliet walks up and takes dagger from Pan`

Ava: Wow. Did you just let her take your only weapon from you?

Pan: I let her have it to prove that it wasn't fake.

Ava: What a wuss…

~Biggest No No of All time~

`Regina opens Pandora's box`

Ava: You just opened Pandora's Box. That's like a big no-no right?

Juliet: It's not really Pandora's Box. Things should be spewing out into the world like unspeakable pain and suffering, but it acts like their personal portable prison.

Ava: Nice onomatopoeia.

Rumple: The reason why nothing else comes out is because it already released into your world.

Ava: How did that happen?

Rumple: I accidentally opened it…

Juliet: When?

Rumple: Somewhere in the year 2010 I reckon.

…..

Ava: I don't know how you do it, but somehow everything is your fault.

~What Just Happened?~

`Pan attacks Henry's shadow`

Juliet: What the fuck just happened?

Ava: I think they just switched bodies.

Juliet: No they wouldn't.

Rumple: Pan was weak and dying how could he have found the strength to do that.

Ava: The same way he was too weak to capture you or put up that shield or to use his powers of persuasion to make Henry hear that flute or-

Pan (Henry's Body): Alright you made your point.

Juliet: So are you alright?

Pan (Henry's Body): Yes.

Ava: No.

Juliet: Which one is it? Who are you? What is going on?

Rumple: Come on, Henry, let's go up deck and let this lady sort her thoughts, yeah?

Ava: Goddamn you all are stupid.

~Juliet loses it~

Pan (Henry's body): Pan never fails.

Felix: Pan?

Juliet: OKAY! WHO ARE YOU FELIX?! HUH? YOU RELATE TO THIS FUCKED UP FAMILY TREE SOMEHOW I KNOW YOU DO!

Ava: Juliet, you need to take some deep breaths.

Juliet: OR MAYBE YOU ARE PAN'S BITCH! I BET THE TWO OF YOU ARE FUCKING!

Ava: Juliet! Do you hear what you are saying? You sound like you are possessed.

Juliet: HOW DO YOU PLAY INTO ALL OF THIS?! DO HAVE PAN OR DOES HE DO YOU?! HUH?!

`Ava walks away from the yelling and sits next to Hook`

Hook: What is god's name is wrong with her?

Ava: I have no honest clue. Hold on one second. Attention all readers: The conversation that just occurred has been edited for content and I want to keep the rating safe. Therefore I cannot include all content of the conversation, thank you.

….

Hook: Who on Earth are you talking to love?

Ava: Also Sabre, when you read this never leave me alone with her like that again please. Without you there to be aggressive Juliet goes crazy, okay?

Hook:…Are all of you mad?