Chapter 9: Kefka confronts the dwarf again

"What the heck is this says I! Why did you try to steal my feather? And what the fuck are you doing in the men's changing section?" he asked. "Wearing only a bra and knickers?" he added, noticing.

She seemed to be formulating an excuse.

"I- I had an accident, alright? I was supposed to transport myself through time, but something went wrong and my clothes stayed behind. I found myself here with nothing to wear."

He took about a minute to compute what she had told him. What the hell? So someone was even more screwed than he was? This was just great!

He started laughing hysterically, catching everyone's attention, as they already didn't have enough. People decided to take a peek at what was going inside and saw Ultimecia in there in underwear being laughed at by a weirdo wearing a yellow and red scarf and an incredibly tight pair of trousers which showed the shape of his butt. People automatically assumed he was gay.

Scared, they called the manager.

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A middle-aged japanese guy with square glasses talked to them in his office.

"Alright. Who wants to start explaining first?"

Ultimecia cut through Kefka and began making up a story of how someone had stolen her clothes when she wasn't looking and left her there stranded, with only her underwear. She wore a big jacket which covered her body.

"And you, Mr…?"

"Palazzo. Kefka Palazzo. I am the co-

"Dad! I found it! I found your pen!"

"-urt mage."

A little blonde boy entered the office holding a black pen in his hand triumphantly and presented it to the japanese fellow. He kissed the boy's forehead and told him to go and play. He looked at the two people and saw they were the sorceress of time and the stupid head who had collided with him and not yet apologized.

"So, it's that motherfucker who doesn't have an ounce of respect for children!" the Onion Knight said defiantly. His father looked at his son and at Kefka.

"You honestly don't think I'm going to fight you now, as I'm solving a problem? You spoiled little brat!"

"I'm going to teach you to show proper respect!"

"As if you could!" Kefka rose from his chair, ready to fight if necessary. His father interceded and told his son to leave them.

"How can he be your father? You're white and blonde!"

"You see, Papa? That man is a racist!"

"I'm not a racist, I'm just asking-"

A dark rift had formed by his side and he jumped out of its way. Ultimecia had escaped using a time rift. Her jacket had remained behind.

"Oops. Someone is bound to realize they're half-naked once they arrive at their destination. It's just a matter of…time."

And with that, he gave one of his maniacal laughs.

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