I would like this moment to thank Amahlia for her ideas! And to the Guest reviewer thank you for your idea as well. Me and my co writers (Worg98 and sister who doesn't have a fanfic.) will think it over and most likely use it later. ONCE AGAIN THIS IS FOR PURE SILLYNESS. Nothing is supposed to be seriouse and sometimes it is not supposed to make much sense, as long as you smile or laugh I have done my job. My co-writer Worg98 has pointed out that these characters seem like reckless teenage boys. And they are SUPPOSED to. THIS CHAPTER IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE MATURE AND COMFORTABLE WITH SITUATIONS INVOLVING ALCOHOL! I DO NOT CONDONE THE USE OF ALCOHOL, AND IN THIS SITUATION IT IS BEING USED FOR A STORY HUMOR LINE. IF YOU DO DRINK PLEASE DRINK RESPONSABLY!
A Night On The Strip
Tony grinned as he straightened his suit looking over to Bruce who looked as handsome and rich as he did. Looking back Tony reached for Pepper from inside the limo while Bruce had two models on either arm. Thor and Loki walked out arm and arm already tipsy and Clint emerged from the limo last slamming the door,"Brother look at all the LIGHTS!" Thor growled out. Tony raised a perfect eyebrow at Thor then to Bruce who held up his hands, "You invited your gang Tony not me." Loki just smiled and hummed a song as the two Gods stumbled into the hotel,"I think that answers the question how much it takes to get a God drunk." Clint chuckled as Pepper shot him a look, "Okay you guys me and the girls here are going to our room and getting some rest. It was a long drive." She shot a look to the two singing Gods that were slowly making their way to the elevators, "Any ways. Tony I give you alcohol leave and Bruce, just make sure he is okay." Pepper turned and the two models followed after. Tony grinned wildly, "Didja hear that? I'm free!" Clint narrowed his eyes and gave a cough, "To the clubs?" Bruce smiled, "Lets hit 'em!"
*Party Rock begins to play at this mini montage*
Bruce smiled and howled out into the night standing from the sun roof on the limo holding a bottle in his hand. Tony laughed as he downed his own scotch and held it out for Bruce to pour into. Clint sat back drinking from a clear glass, "Wanna gamble?" Tony screamed out from the roaring wind. Clint pulled his pockets inside out, "No denero friend!" and Bruce grinned sitting back inside the limo,"I gotcha!" Tony tapped on the glass seperating them from the limo driver,"To the Lucky7." minutes later a black sleek limo with three drunken men slipped in front of the Lucky7 Casino. Bruce and Clint ran off to the card tables while Tony stumbled over to the bar.
Moments later a slim hand gripped his shoulder, "Heya Tony." Slipping off his stool in surprise Tony looked up at Peter Parker smiling from above him. Groaning drunkly Tony tried to escape Parker while only succeding into leeding him to Bruce and Clint, "Look who I found." grumbled Tony pointing to Parker. Bruce turned up his nose and looked at his hand. Clint waved in a friendly manner, "Good to know someone likes me." Parker mumbled, "Not you Peter, them." Parker and Tony turned to see Loki and Thor giggling like school girls and stumbling over to the others. Loki smashed head first into the table,"BROTHER!" Thor scooped Loki into his arms quickly assesing any damage," I am fine you bumbling idiot." Loki slurred before looking at Parker, "I thought we wernt allowed to hire girls." Bruce and Clint laughed in tell tears came out of their eyes as real ones formed in the corner of Peter's. Tony sighed and pinched his nose, "Mk kid lets get a stiff one okay? Only 'cuz all this sadness is killing my buzz."
Parker nearly skipped behind Tony with a smile, "Someone's getting lucky." mumbled Loki. "BROTHER LOOK!" Loki turned to see Thor hanging from a chandelear with his shirt off. Some girls whistled at the show and a few scoffed. He laughed as the other heros cheered him on. Tony was patting the back of a pink faced Peter who raised an empty glass and coughed. The night flashed by with drinks broken walls and webs. A fun that went back into the hotel room and lasted into the early hours of the morning.
*A flash of bright light fills a trashed room with four bodies lying strewn across the room*
Thor opens his eye and looks to the ground before letting out a tiny girl like yelp from the back of his throat. Loki is startled awake looking at the light pouring into the window and rubs his eyes in pain. Tony sits up half robot and half trashed billionaire. Bruce woke up to see Thor lying on top of a groaning fan, "LOOK at me I am hungover!" he laughed at his double joke before the tremors caused the fan to drop letting a rolling Bruce barely escape with his life. Tony got up crushing cans with his metal feet and rubbing his exposed belly, "Okay guys I only have one question." All eyes landed on Tony as he leaned on a damaged door frame, "Where is Clint?" Thor slapped a palm on his face and Loki crinkled his eyebrows Bruce groaned and rubbed his eyes, "Natasha is going to KILL US!"
SPIDERMAN LOVERS READ BEFORE BASHING! I am a HUGE spiderman fan but I also love Ifunny and HowItSouldHaveEnded on youtube(look 'em up they are great) In one of their episodes superman batman and ironman are all talking in a cafe and hanging out. In each one something happens in which they all bash spiderman in good humor and in one he starts to whine to them. So in conclusion I do it out of fun and honestly though I love the OLD spider man, I do enjoy bashing him as well. For all my fellow nerds he is the internet explorer of all the browsers.
