Authors note: Hey guys so this is chapter 9 bum, bum, bum, what will happen to Carlisle? Will he pick truth or dare? Why didn't he ever mention Jasper? Lets find out shall we……….

"So Carlisle truth or dare?" Jasper asked again.

"Um……" Carlisle started he was way too afraid to pick dare but if he picked truth god knows what his son would ask…….

"Pick one already." Jasper said trying to sound threatening……yah it didn't really work considering he looked like a pregnant woman……..

"Um……truth I guess." Carlisle said, hey it had to be better then dare.

"Ok um…..let's see…….um……" Jasper started.

"Jazz would you just spit it out!!!" Edward yelled.

"Sorry…..I haven't thought of anything yet….Oh I know, you know that show the untold stories of the ER?" Jasper asked.

"Yes…what about it?" Carlisle asked.

"Well do you have any weird stories like they do on that show?" Jasper asked.

Carlisle could think of a few………

"Well tell away." Edward said.

"Well ok….um a couple of years back there was this woman in the ER….she was having a baby….her boyfriend went to the cafeteria to get lunch….Anyway I walk in and I'm not a delivery doctor as you know but the delivery doctor was out sick….i think he had some stomach flu thing of something anyway this lady's boyfriend had a very un canny likeness with me……I come into the room and she goes Lou what the hell are you doing you can't deliver my baby.

"I try to explain to her that I'm the doctor and not Lou but she already met the other doctor and thinks that I'm crazy."

"Well what happened?" Emmett asked everyone was really interested in this story….. "Wait you know what before you get to the good part let me get the popcorn." Emmett said running inside.

"Wait Emmett, you can't eat!!!" Rose said running after him, they didn't want a second puking incident tonight.

"Ok well anyway I keep telling her that I'm a real doctor and of course this Lou guy is no where to be seen. Her best friend comes and calls the cops on me for impersonating a doctor and then yells Lou you idiot I knew you were no good as she hits me with hospital supplies…stupid respirator machine, I don't know why that was even in there." He thought back.

"Yah, whatever anyway keep going…" Esme said kinda bored, she didn't like hearing about other women.

"Well anyway her friend calls the cops on me while the lady starts having the baby on her own, the cops come in and start taking me away and Lou comes back and says… "Honey I got the pudding….did I miss anything, thank God I didn't go to jail." Carlisle said.

"You know honey that wasn't such an interesting story." Esme said.

"I can't believe you would make fun of my story like that." Carlisle said.

"Well…I'm just telling the truth."

"Your just jealous because I get to talk to so many women at work." Carlsile said.

"Not uh."

"Yes huh."

"Um um."

"You know what talk to the hand."

"Oh my god you two are acting like children!!!" Edward screamed.

"No were not!!"

"Yes you are!!!"
"Edward shut up now your doing it!!!" Bella yelled.

"Why is everyone yelling what did we miss?" Emmett asked.

"A lot……you guys were gone for twenty minutes." Alice said.

"Yah well…we were busy, doing things." Rose said.

"Yah things….."

"So is it Esme's turn now?" Alice asked.

Everyone turned around….she was gone.

"Where did she go?" Emmett asked.

"Who cares, she was being a bruja anyway." Carlisle said.

Everyone gasped…. "Carlisle how could you say that about your wife…and in Spanish?"

"Well…your right, I don't know what I'm saying, where do you think she went?"

"Um…maybe she didn't want to go next…"

"That makes sense…so you want to start round two?"

"Before we do lets take a break, everyone gets to tell there greatest fear and there weirdest pleasure." Alice said.

"Well how will anyone know if we lie?" Jacob asked.

"Oh….I think Edward will be able to tell." Alice said…Edward smiled.

"Damn." Jacob muttered, why did he ever agree to play this?

"Well who gets to go first?" Jacob asked.

"Well maybe we should go by who had to do the worst thing in the first round." Carlisle said.

"That's a good idea, ok so I'll go first." Emmett said.

"Excuse me!!" Alice yelled

"What?" Emmett asked.

"You may have went to jail but I was locked in Wal-Mart!!!!" Alice pointed out.

"You may have been locked up in Wal-Mart but I was beat up by pregnant women and had to dress up like a girl!!!!" Jasper yelled.

"Hey you think you had it bad I had to propose to Mike Newton!!!" Edward yelled.

"I was chased by my sister with a knife, she's the real bruja." Seth muttered.

"You think that's horrible this one cut off my beautiful hair!!!!!!" Rose yelled. "Look at this!!! It looks like it was chopped off with a knife!!!!"

"Oh boo hoo, it will grow back." Alice yelled.

"No it won't!!!!!" Rose yelled.

"Oh yah…….."

The only one who wasn't yelling was Bella, she really didn't do anything…..

"How are we ever going to settle this?" Emmett yelled.

"Well I don't know, maybe we should let Bella decide….since she's the only one who's not yelling." Alice said.

"No way she'll probably pick stupid Edward…or after tonight maybe Jacob." Emmett complained.

"Hey, you don't know who I'll pick." Bella said…she was right no one really knew…….

So guy who do you think had to do the worst thing? Who should win? Who should Bella chose? It's all up to you guys so leave a review and VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!