Happy Halloween everyone!! WoW it's the last day of October already, damn this month went by quick.
disclaimer - i don't own
The men of the group, Scarecrow, Dopey, Happy and Grumpy were scattered around the basement in an attempt to hide from Joker since today was Halloween. And they all knew that Joker was going to make them do something, that they didn't want to do.
"I don't think he's even in the-" Dopey was cut off.
"Shhh, shh shhhhhh," Everyone said to Dopey.
"I hear footsteps," Happy whispered pointing to the ceiling.
"Oh my gosh," Joker said walking around the empty house, "They've all been taken by ALIENS!!!"
Dopey let out a loud sneeze in the dusty basement, which got him a smack in the back of the head from Grumpy.
Joker heard strange noises coming from the basement.
"Oh fuck it's the aliens," He said walked towards the stairs that lead to the basement, "They're still here."
Joker opened the basement door letting a stream of light shine down the stairs, and everyone in the basement froze.
"RRRAAAAAWWRRRR!!" Joker yelled from the top of the stairs.
When Joker didn't hear a reply he made his way down the stairs, it was unfortunate for him that the light switch was at the bottom of the stairs.
He reached the bottom and hit the lights. The lights came on and revealed Joker's crew sitting around on the cement floor of the basement.
"What is thiii-sss?" Joker asked walking further into the basement.
Happy laid down on the floor and acted like he was asleep.
"It is Halloween," Joker said, "And I find you all down here having some sorta sayons, or something I don't even know." "And where's Harley, did you guys kill her or what?" "I mean I don't care if ya did but there's more important things to be doing on Halloween, like trick or treating."
The guys stared at Joker dumbfounded that he didn't remember where Harley was, and she hadn't even been gone one day.
"She's in the shed out back," Grumpy said.
Joker gasped, "Why is she in there?"
Scarecrow sighed, "Because that's where you sent her."
Joker gave him a confused look.
"It's that time of the month," Scarecrow explained, "And that's where you make Harley go during that time."
"Ooooookkaaayy," Joker said.
They remained in silence for the next few minutes while The Joker paced the room.
"Well," Joker began, "We're still dressing up in the costumes I picked out, even if Harley's not here."
Scarecrow's heart dropped when he heard Joker say that he had picked out costumes for them.
"I'm gonna go get 'em," Joker said turning and running back up the stairs.
"Ehhhhhh," Everyone moaned once Joker was a safe distance away.
In no time at all Joker was coming down the stairs again, this time with a big cardboard box in his arms. He came into the basement and dropped the box in the center of the floor.
"Come on, come on," Joker said motioning for the guys to com look in the box.
The guys stood to their feet and stared down into the box, and saw an assortment of what looked to be woman's clothing.
"Happy Hallooooweeen!!!" Joker cheered as he began to remove his clothes.
With some struggle, and a few bullets fired at people's feet, Joker finally managed to get everyone up onto the front porch. Joker, Scarecrow, Dopey, Happy, and Grumpy had all been transformed into women, thanks to The Joker.
Joker went down the line of 'ladies' and gave them each a paper bag.
"Let's go," Joker commanded pointing out to the street.
The 'men' hung their heads in shame as they walked from the porch, not The Joker though he was marching proudly down the street in his high heels.
Scarecrow's teeth clattered as he walked through the cold October night in his mini shirt. At first glance Scarecrow could be mistaken for an actual woman, and an attractive one at that. Joker's identity was instantly given away by his usual covering of make-up he wore. However the rest of the henchmen made very ugly women.
Joker turned into the walkway of the first house he came to and hurried up to the door. The five gathered around the door and Joker beat on it until someone answered.
"Trick or treat," Joker said, "Give me candy!!"
Happy Halloween everyone!! So I guess this is the last one, I don't know if I should start another one for November, tell me what you think.
But yeah I don't know where half of this stuff was coming from, with the aliens and all that I don't even know, haha.
So anyway thanks for reading and i hope you liked it!!
im-batman
