FEEBEE LOOKS CONFUSED AND THEN FROWNS AT PIPER.

FEEBEE: No really, I can't remember. Are we sisters or cousins now?
PIPER: This kind of thing should shock me, but I am so used to it.

PAIGE NODS SYMPATHETICALLY AND THEN TURNS TO PROO. PROO IS DANCING AND SINGING ALONG TO THE SHAZZER DOHERTY MUSIC.

PROO: Tired of all the violence… ooo yeah... dooby dooby
PAIGE: Proo, Proo! Stop singing, its just making a bad thing worse.

PROO SCOWLS AND THEN LIGHTNING STRIKES PAIGE.

PROO: That was random, hey. That gives me an idea. Feebee say that Shannen Doherty sucks.
FEEBEE: With pleasure! SHANNEN DOHERTY SUCKS, SHE SUCKS BIG TIME!
PIPER: Ooo, you've done it this time.
FEEBEE: Done what? What did I do? Did I do good? Do I get a sucke…

PAIGE PUNCHES FEEBEE AND THEN HOLDS UP HER HAND.

PAIGE: Shh! I hear something.

SHE PUTS HER EAR TO THE GROUND AND THEN JUMPS UP WITH A SCREAM.

PAIGE: Piper, Proo, get over undercover. Something big is coming.

LEO BLINKS IN, A SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE. PIPER ROLLS HER EYES AND SNORTS.

PIPER: You wish, Mr. -insert little finger wave here-
LEO: You hurt me, Cole will make me better… he always does.
PROO: Yeah, make you better 'all night long' eh Leo?
LEO: Um, uh… no… I… SHUT UP PROO!

HE ORBS OFF AND PAIGE GRABS PROO AND PIPER, AS SHE RUNS TO COVER.

FEEBEE: Hey, guys! Where'd ya go? Why are you cowering in that convenient bomb shelter?
PIPER: Oh no reason. You just stay there and work on your… tan… yes that'll do.
FEEBEE: Ok. Damn! Its started to rain, oh look a random storm. Wow, the ground is cracking. Look! Something sent from a vengeful god.
PROO: That's what you get for badmouthing SHAZZER DOHERTY.
PIPER: Don't you mean Sharon Dorothy?
PROO: Piper, we've been through this…

A DISEMBODIED ARM, WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND LIBERAL SPRINKLINGS OF HAIR, CLAWS ITS WAY OUT OF THE GROUND AND FLIES TOWARDS FEEBEE. SHE SCREAMS AND TURNS TO RUN AWAY BUT TRIPS AND FALLS.

FEEBEE: Ahhhhhhh! Help me! Help me!
PIPER: Do you hear anything?
PROO: No it must be your imagination.
PAIGE: Stop stalling and deal already.
PIPER: Geez, calm down Paige.

SHE DEALS THE CARDS AND WITH A TRIUMPHANT 'HUZZAH' PROO WINS THE GAME OF "21". MEANWHILE FEEBEE IS CRAWLING THROUGH THE DIRT TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE ARM. RANDOM INSECTS AND ANIMALS FLY AND RUN INTO HER.

FEEBEE: I know you can here me! Help! Oh help me!

SHE CRAWLS INTO A DRIFTNET AND STRUGGLES TO FREE HERSELF, THE ARM SIGHS…SOMEHOW… AND TAPS ITS FINGER ON THE GROUND IMPATIENTLY.

FEEBEE: Aha! If you don't leave me alone I will premonition you to death!

THE ARM LAUGHS… SOMEHOW… AND SWOOPS FORWARD, GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR.

PROO: I think we should see if Feebee is ok.
PAIGE: Why?
PROO: I… don't know.
PIPER: Well it's too late for her anyway, that arm got her and has already dragged her away.
PROO: Sushi anyone?
PAIGE: Ok then, I'll have -insert name of sushi here-
PROO: Well, we'll have to go down to the sea to catch it; I haven't got any on me.
PIPER: Then why did you offer?
PROO: I like to be a good hostess.
PROO: To the seaside!

CUT TO BBQ: COLE AND MEAGS ARE CLEANING UP

MEAGS: That was the best BBQ I ever had.
COLE: Well I've had a lot of practice.
MEAGS: Oh it shows.
LEO: Hello, do you remember me?
MEAGS: No, I can't say I do. But your face does look familiar.

SHE HOLDS UP AN APPLE JUICE CARTON AND SMILES.

MEAGS: Yes that's it. Well I have to be going, bye bitches.

SHE JUMPS ONTO A RANDOM HORSE AND GALLOPS AWAY. COLE WIPES A TEAR FROM HIS EYE AND LEO MOVES TO COMFORT HIM.

LEO: You wanna make out now?
COLE: Sure, there's a comfortable bush over there. We can go and do s…WOAH!

AN ARM DRAGGING A LESBIUM FLIES PAST. IT KNOCKS THEM BOTH OVER.

LEO: What the hell was that?
COLE: I don't know but we should sure as hell find out.

THEY BOTH SHIMMER OUT.

CUT TO: SEASIDE. PAIGE AND PROO AND PIPER ORB IN AT THE SAME TIME AS LEO AND COLE. THEY STARE WARILY AT EACH OTHER.

LEO: What are you doing here?
PROO: We came for the sushi.
COLE: Oh yeah?
PIPER: Yeah.
LEO: Guess why we came here.
PAIGE: Um, you got hit by a flying arm dragging a lesbium when you were making out and decided to find out what the hell happened.
COLE: Lucky guess.
PIPER: Oh my god! Look!

THE ARM SOARS INTO THE AIR ABOVE THEM AND CATAPULTS FEEBEE INTO THE CRYSTAL CLEAR SEA. THE SPECTATORS ON THE BEACH ALL GASP AND STARE WORDLESSLY AT THE FROTHY WATER. SUDDENLY A TAIL APPEARS, FOLLOWED BY A SCANTILY CLAD LESBIUM.

FEEBEE: Click click click click click click CLICK!

SHE DOES SOME DOLPHIN NOISES AND SWIMS AWAY. PIPER GETS A DETERMINED LOOK ON HER FACE AND PUNCHES COLE.

PIPER: Paige, go get my net. I've got a fish to catch.


COLE: Did you have to hit me so hard? It really really hurt.


PIPER: Yes.


OOOoooooOOOOOoooo! Feebee a mermaid? Who'd a thunk it…
Praise be to Kit-the-kat for the arm, go read her story you ungrateful ingra…I mean loyal reviewers.