This one is a little longer… and weirder.
Pool
Eugene Krabs chuckled as he finished his new and improved money scheme.
"Mr. Squidward!" he shouted, "Get over here!"
"What now?" The octopus moaned, getting up from his current spot on the ground and closing his 'House Fancy' magazine.
"You'll be the ticket master," Mr. Krabs directed, "And you need to wear this." he held up a Speedo.
"WHAT?" Squidward screamed, starting to hyperventilate.
"Get changed," Mr. Krabs ordered, "The customers will be here soon! Money, money, money! Argh Argh Argh!" Mr. Krabs continued to walk when he saw SpongeBob cooking Krabby Patties. "SpongeBob!" Mr. Krabs yelled, "I want you to make them patties quicker!"
"Can do, Mr. Krabs!" The optimistic sponge said.
Finally, the preparations were complete.
"Come one come all!" He bellowed, "The Krusty Pool is open! Only $23.00 per person!" A crowd began to appear.
"KRUSTY POOL! KRUSTY POOL! KRUSTY POOL!" they chanted.
Faster than lightning, Mr. Krabs' arms became full of money.
As soon as the customers were in the pool, they noticed something.
"It's FREEZING!" Nat shouted.
"Exactly. Now buy some patties to warm up." Mr. Krabs instructed.
"Eugene! Can I please get out of this Speedo?" Squidward asked pathetically.
"No. Just listen to the customers." Mr. Krabs said.
"WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES!" They shouted.
SpongeBob danced out of the kitchen and served Krabby Patties to all of the customers. Happy, Mr. Krabs walked back into his office before hearing an "OW!"
"Huh?" Mr. Krabs looked at the ground.
"What do you think you're doing? I'm trying to steal the formula here!"
"Plankton?"
"Yes, it's me you buffoon!"
"Trying to steal the formula again, Sheldon?" Mr. Krabs picked up the green creature by the antennae, causing him to kick and yell.
"You haven't seen the last of me, Krabs." Plankton yelled.
"Oh yes I have, for now." Mr. Krabs chuckled.
"Computer…encourage…stupid…" Plankton mumbled.
Mr. Krabs laughed yet again, and threw Plankton down the toilet.
"AUGH!"
When Mr. Krabs turned around, he saw something he regretted for the rest of his life:
Squidward dancing. In his Speedo.
