The next morning
Brick was happily sleeping with his arms around Blossom when he was woken up when he heard a knock on the door. He groaned a bit before he got up quickly put on some red boxers and a singlet before zipping down to the door. When he opened it he was snapped wide awake and he gulped, standing in front of him was Sara who had a smile on her face "good morning Brick did you sleep well" she asked
"yes I did Sara" Brick replied nervously
"so...was she a screamer" she said with a cheeky grin. Brick almost had a heart attack at this but somehow managed to nod
Brick then got a curious look on his face "so you're not angry in the least" he asked
"no I know how teenager's are these days their whole life basically revolves around sex, and it's better that they have sex with you than some stranger, but, I would have been furious if you or any of your brother's had sex with my daughters before you all turned 16" she said sternly making Brick gulp "any way the reason I'm here is to make sure the girl's each take one of these because I'm sure that you didn't use protection" she said as she gave Brick a small box that had birth control pills in it "well I'd best be off to work have a nice day" she said and Brick closed the front door.
He then slowly floated to the kitchen, knowing that if he walked he'd fall over, and poured a glass of juice for Blossom, Sara had had the same conversation with his brother's and they were pretty much in the same state as Brick. Brick then went back to his room and woke Blossom up and gave her the box, after Blossom had swallowed her pill Brick hopped back into bed and started making out with Blossom.
A few hours later
The girls we're now headed home, they had realised that in their night of passion that the boys had ripped their clothes off, thankfully the boys had lent them some of their clothes. They had also realised that their crotch's were aching from last night and decided that when they got home they'd just laze around and do nothing until their crotch's stopped hurting.
When the girls arrived home they snuck in through the window and quickly got dressed into clothes identical to the ones they left in so the professor wouldn't get suspicious and hid the boy's clothes under their beds.
With the Rowdyruff Boy's
The boy's were now at Brick's house discussing about last night "I had no idea that Blossom was so kinky when it came to sex" Brick said with a grin
"Buttercup still has the tightest pussy... uh I need to go out and get something" Butch said and he got up with a slight grunt, his crotch was hurting just about as much as Buttercup's and zipped upstairs to make himself decent.
Brick then turned to Boomer "what about you Boomer" Brick said
"yeah, what was it like having sex with Bubbles" Buster asked
"words cannot describe what it was like" Boomer said in a dazed voice
"okay what about you Buster?" Brick asked
"Bunny's pussy almost crushed my cock" Buster replied
"well that would explain why you have an ice pack on your crotch" Boomer said.
"I don't think that I'll be doing anything today" Brick said
"ha I don't think we'll be doing anything for a week" Buster said and they all laughed as Butch zipped out the door.
Later
Butch was now at his local pharmacist looking at a box, he had remembered what Buttercup had told him last night about her being pregnant "but we always use protection, I wonder how she got pregnant?" Butch asked himself quietly, he then turned his head and saw the owner of the store. "Hey, Russell?" Butch started
"I'm busy" Russell replied
"I've got a question about these condoms" Butch asked "I told you, Butch, I'm giving you the best bulk rate I can" Russell said as he walked over to one of the shelves and began checking stock.
"I know, but that's not what I was..." Butch said but was interrupted
"There's just no way I can compete with the big chain stores"
"I understand"
"So I make it up in personal service"
"I'm sure you do"
Russell then turned around to face Butch "I mean, I'm not going to unroll the damn things and put 'em on for you, but short of that, I've got your back" he said before turning back to the shelves
"And I appreciate it. But that's not what I was asking about"
"Butch, times are tough. People don't get their drugs from their friendly neighbourhood pharmacist anymore. They go on the Internet"
"I know"
"Sure, trust your mailman with your heart medicine and stool softeners"
"Russell, have you been hittin' the free samples again?"
Russell turned to face Butch "what are you, a cop?"
"No, I'm just a little concerned about you"
"Well, if you're so concerned, help me out a little bit. Why don't you buy some reading glasses or a neck brace once in a while"
"Sure, whatever-"
"A bag of Skittles for God's sake. You know, 'cause my margin on condoms is bubkes" Russell then moved over to another shelf
"Yeah, well, speaking of condoms, I just want to know if somebody could get pregnant even if you were wearing a condom?" Butch asked
Russell then turned around to face Butch "have you been talking to the Wetzel's Pretzels lady? Because I just gave her a ride home, that's it"
"No, no, no, no, I mean in general. What are the odds that a condom wouldn't work?"
"Well, there are a number of things to factor in" Russell then grabbed a bottle off the shelf, unscrewed the lid and began drinking its contents. After a few mouthfuls he stopped and turned to Butch "oh, cough syrup?"
"I don't have a cough"
"Neither do I" Russell then took another mouthful and paused as he put the lid back on before continuing "anyway, condoms. Whenever you're dealing with a manufactured product, there's always going to be flaws in the process"
"Yeah, but aren't they supposed to be tested before they go out? Or in?"
"Well, sure, but they don't test every one"
"They don't?"
"Masturbating is looking better and better, huh?" Russell said with a grin as he patted Butch on the shoulder before moving over to another shelf
"Okay, okay, so bottom line, what you're saying is even if I'm wearing a condom, there's a chance I could get someone pregnant?"
Russell turned to face Butch with a dumbfounded look on his face "did you miss eighth grade health class, Butch?"
"Oh, come on, who went to health class?"
"Well, amongst others, a certain self-medicating pharmacist who pays alimony to three different women, but not one penny in child support"
"All right, all right, for future reference, what about lambskin? Are they more effective?"
"Well, um, less so than your latex product. Now I had to stop wearing them myself because something about the smell made my cat go berserk. It kind of a cute story, she was-"
"I don't... I don't want to hear it" Butch interrupted
"Not a cat person, huh? I'm not either anymore"
"All right, well, thanks, Russell. I'll see ya"
"Th-Th-That's it? You're not going to buy anything? We've got Wiffle ball bats. Maybe your little bastard would like a Wiffle ball bat" Russell said as Butch walked out the door.
Meanwhile
At Townsville Racing track Ace was getting ready for his biggest race yet today he was going up against the world's best racers for the 'World Racing Cup'. It was now 10 minutes before the race and he was now in the bathroom after he had washed and dried his hands he turned to the door and saw Nightmare leaning against it with a massive grin on his face "hey buddy I think you're a bit far away from the circus it's on the other side of town" Ace said.
Nightmare just continued grinning before he lunged at Ace and pinned him up against the wall "hey what gives you stupid clown, let me go" Ace said as Nightmare lifted him up off his feet by his neck with one hand with the other reared back
"this is what you get when you escape from prison" Nightmare said he then laughed and launched his fist forward, crashing Ace's skull. Nightmare laughed as he let go of Ace's neck letting his corpse land in a heap on the ground "okay time to make my message" He said as he raised his left arm up, letting the straightjacket sleeve fall down revealing that he was holding a dagger. Nightmare cut Ace's jacket and shirt off exposing his green chest, Nightmare then drove the dagger into Ace's chest and began carving a letter into it.
Once he had finished carving he stuck his index middle and ring fingers into the cut, soaking them in blood before taking them out and wrote 'I'M' on the wall above Ace. Once he had finished he washed his hands and dried them before he made a black hole on the floor "cannon ball!" He shouted and he jumped in with the hole closing up after him.
10 minutes later
Ace's crew were impatiently waiting for him "where the hell is he all of the cars are now at the starting line" the Crew Chief said as the countdown began "one of you go to the bathrooms and check if he's still there" he said as one of the crew members ran off to the bathrooms. Once the lights went green every racer floored it but when they did a purple gas began filling the cars
"And we are off to an electrifying start as everyone leaves the starting line" the announcer said but just as soon as he finished all of the car's began swerving out of control "oh hang on folks there appears to be something wrong with all of the cars" the announcer said and as everyone came to the first turn they all crashed into the wall making a massive pileup. "Folks in all my years I have never seen an accident as terrible as this... and now the medic's are headed towards the accident" the announcer said as medic arrived at the pileup
Meanwhile
Leaning against one of the stand's was Nightmare, his left sleeve was pushed up to reveal that he was holding a small remote with a big red button on it, Nightmare then gave a little laugh "I'm sure they'll get a big bang out of this" he said he then pressed the button and then stuck his index fingers in his ears.
At the pileup
As the medic's were getting the racers out they all began to hear multiple beeping sounds "what the hell is th-" KABOOOOM! The pile blew up in a massive fiery explosion.
Nightmare laughed at this "look at those stupendous fireworks" he said before he made an umbrella completely out of shadows to protect him from the pieces of metal and glass that was now raining down on everyone.
Nightmare continued to laugh as people ran screaming "ah the sweet sounds of chaos... and I didn't even have to get my hands dirty for this one" he said before part of a wheel from one of the cars bounced off of his shadow umbrella "phew, good thing I made this umbrella... ah I'm getting bored" before a black hole opened up underneath him and he fell through with his laugh echoing before the hole closed up.
yes the bit where Butch is talking to Russell about condoms is from two and a half men i saw the episode and i couldnt resist, anyway please review
