Abby was walking around the party, observing various males around the room, trying to find one that could threaten Wally enough to make him jealous, but not enough so that the australian couldn't overpower him.

Hoagie claimed to be looking for the same thing, but he was really trying to find Nigel to carry out the secondary plan, which he wanted to put into action soon... He figured, why not check in the british teen's room? So he walked through the halls, ignoring the puddles of spilt drinks and unidentified fluids and reaching the boy's bedroom.

When he walked into the room with the door marked "1" and saw Nigel, Wally and Kuki attempting to restrain Lizzie's unconscious body in Nigel's bed. Unsure of what was actually going on, Hoagie assumed the worst: "What the hell are you guys doing? Is this some sort of sex ritual? Why wasn't I invited?" The last question was a result of the alcohol finally starting to kick in in the boy.

Nigel blushed, "We can explain!" He dropped the handcuffs he was using to latch Lizzie's arm to the bed post.

Hoagie gave a look, "Care to, then?"

Wally, still holding his crotch in pain, grunted, "This bitch is like a fuckin' wild animal, so like with every crazed animal, we had to put her down."

Kuki put her hands on her hips, and huffed.

"Fine..." Wally admitted, "Kuki had to put her down..."

"Anddddddd?" The girl pressed on.

"And she kicked me..."

"Whereeeeee?"

"The balls..." He said shamefully.

Hoagie started laughing at his friend's misfortune, then he said, lifting up his goggles so he could wipe a tear from his eyes, "On another note... I mean, as long as you aren't like bisexually gang banging her, I could care less..."

Nigel chuckled, "Rest assured, no one's gonna be going near Lizzie anytime soon... So if we're done here, I'm ready to go out there and enjoy the party, Lizzie's tied up, I'm a free soul!" He started beating his chest happily. He marched out of his room, Kuki and Hoagie followed, but Wally slowly tried to walk, but that kick had left him more crippled than he could have imagined.

"Guysssssss, wait for me!" He called, walking at a slow pace.

Hoagie turned around, then looked at Kuki, "You got this? I kinda needed to talk to Nigel about something."

The girl gave one of her bubbly smiles and nodded, "What are you gonna talk about?"

"Oh you're gonna find out soon, my friend." Hoagie assured, grinning slyly, and walking ahead before the girl could ask more questions.

She didn't like secrets very much, but she also like blond australians a lot more than she disliked secrets, so Kuki turned around and went to go help her friend walk. "How ya feeling, Wally?"

"Like I wanna throw up... Seriously, girls are lucky they don't have balls..." He groaned.

"Well guys don't have to have babies... I'm pretty sure that hurts more." Kuki defended her sex.

Wally scowled, "Yeah, well you only have a baby after nine months! Guys can get kicked in the junk everyday if you're unlucky enough!"

"Okay, Wally, whatever you say..." She gave up, there was no way she was going to win with him.

"Damn straight, woman!" He cheered at his 'victory'.

She supported him and helped him out of the room, but then her dirty thoughts started to kick in as he relaxed his strong arm around her shoulder. "Is there anything I can do to help you?" Like kiss it... A lot? Maybe other things too?...

"Maybe some ice might help..." Wally groaned, feeling like crap due to the pain.

Maybe I can... Hm... There's nothing sexual about ice... Oh well... Kuki guided him on the way to the kitchen to attempt to remedy the pain, and the two made their way slowly down the hall, but stopped in the bathroom first.

"Can you hold on one minute?" Kuki asked the boy, "I need to just get this makeup off my face, it's all over..."

"Of course, don't worry, my balls are already broken beyond fixing at this point..." Wally sighed, closing the toilet and taking a seat on it.

The girl rinsed her face and wiped it clean, then turned to her friend. "All gone?"

Wally took a moment to observe her face, but not merely for stray makeup. He was captivated by how good she looked even without makeup

"Wallyyyyyyyy" She whined, "How do I look?"

He snapped out of his trance, "Oh! Sorry... Heh... You look great! Like you never needed any makeup in the first place!" He chuckled awkwardly.

Kuki cooed, "Aw! That's so sweet up you Wally!" She went over to him and hugged him, feeling a little tipsy. She looked him in the eyes, and received an emerald gaze in return, she smiled as she lowered herself onto his lap.

"OW! Ah shit!" He stamped his foot in pain, "That friggin' hurts!"

Kuki forgot about the injury, and immediately jumped up, "Omigosh! I'm so sorry! I completely forgot!"

"Gr... Don't worry about it, Kooks, but can we get that ice now?" He asked through gritted teeth.


"So, Hoagie..." Nigel asked his friend, as they took a shot. "How goes your other plan? Have you told Abby yet?"

Hoagie sighed deeply, "No... It would compromise everything if I did... I'm not ready to tell her yet..."

Nigel put his arm around his long time friend, "You can't just not tell her, she has a right to know too..."

"I can't!" The brown haired boy shouted defensively, "I can tell her when I'm ready, but not a moment sooner!"

The bald brit shook his head, "You know?... This whole plan is dumb! It's not like you really needed to organize anything... Just do it, and stop being picky!"

Hoagie clenched his fist, "You don't understand! I only have one chance at this, I can't mess it up! No! I can't allow it to be anything less than perfect! So I'm not saying anything to her, yet, because it could ruin everything!"

Nigel glared back, "I think you're being unrealistic."

"Fine, don't worry about me, just don't ruin it... Please?"

Nigel paused for a moment, "Alright, fine... No problem... Now back to this plan of Abby's..." He said, pouring shots for the two of them.


Abby found one boy, named Joseph, that fit her ideal antagonist perfectly. She had been talking to him, to get him interested. All the while trying to figure out how this was going to work out. She looked at the boy and finished describing her friend, "...and she's single from what I know."

"Oh really?" the boy asked, intrigued. "Where can I find this girl? She sounds... Interesting..."

Abby laughed, "Well that I don't know, but I'll keep my eyes peeled, incase I see her. She should be around here somewhere."

The boy fixed his hair, "Maybe if we don't find her soon, you and I could..." He started, but didn't finish before the girl answered him.

"Woah there. Slow down, cowboy, let's take this one step at a time... Oh! There she is!" Abby pointed out the girl walking Wally to the kitchen.

"You're right... She's pretty hot..." Joseph whispered, observing the girl. As bad as Abby felt letting him talk this way, she convinced herself it was for Kuki's own good, and tolerated the sleezy teen.


Wally couldn't find any ice so he looked around frantically for something to cool his pain off. He opened the fridge and saw a beer bottle sitting inside of it. "Oh sweet relief!" He cried, grabbing the bottle and putting it down his pants. "Ahhhhhhhh, that's the stuff..." He sighed pleasurably, with his legs spread wide open.

If he thinks that feels good, maybe I should prove him wrong... Kuki thought to herself, not even trying to contain the hormones anymore. "Feeling better, champ?" she laughed, winking at him.

Blushing, Wally gave her a look, "What? It feels good! You'd get it if you were a boy..." He said defensively.

"Whateverrrrrr." Kuki laughed, finding another shot glass and filling it up. She immediately chugged it and looked at Wally, "Want one?"

The aussie chuckled, "Well the drunker I get, the less it'll hurt, I suppose. Give it here!" He demanded playfully, taking the shot of vodka.

The girl took a seat on a counter and swung her legs back and forth, letting out a bored sigh.

"What?" Wally asked, "Am I not entertaining or something?"

Kuki shook her head, "No! I'm just not having as much fun as I'd like at the moment... I wanna dance."

Wally waved her off with his hand, "Go out there and dance then... Buddy..." He emphasized the last word sarcastically.

"Okay!" She laughed, jumped off the counter, "Come on!"

The blond shook his head, "No way, I'm still recovering here..."

"Aw come on! You're so boring!"

"No I'm not! I'm just recovering!" He said defensively.

Kuki tried to pull her friend up, but he wouldn't budge, "Recovering is for sissies!" She taunted.

Wally swatted her away, "Just go, Sanban, I'll be out in a minute."

The girl sighed impatiently, "Fine! Just make it quick, I need someone to protect me incase some gross guys start grinding up on me."

"I will, I will! Promise!" Wally laughed, "Now go!"

He waited until she left the kitchen to get up himself, except he didn't make his way to the dance floor like Kuki did...


Ten minutes later...


Six shots each later, Nigel and Hoagie both received a text from Abby.

i found a good guy... now you go request that song.

Hoagie looked at Wally walking away from the DJ, "Damnnnnnnnnn" He slurred, "We coulda had Wally go! He was just right there!"

Nigel downed a seventh shot and sighed, "I don't wanna do it..."

"But we gotta..." Hoagie groaned, tugging the sleeve of his friend.

"Fineeeeeee!" Nigel hissed, trying not to trip over himself.

"What song were we supposed to get again?" Hoagie asked.

The two boys looked at one another and shrugged, both feeling a little drunk.

"Damn!" Nigel groaned, "Um... Was it Livin' on a Prayer?"

"No..."

"Lucky?"

"Not quite..."

"Lovefool?"

"Doubtful..."

"Barbie Girl?"

Hoagie slapped his forehead sloppily, "Yes, Nigel, the song was Barbie Girl..."

"Really?" The lightweight brit asked, "That's a weird song..."

"I was kidding!" The brown haired boy spat, "Durrrrrr!"

"Ohhhhhh!" Nigel laughed, almost falling over.

Hoagie pondered, "Now... What were we supposed to ask them to play..."

The bald teen thought long and hard, then suddenly snapped his fingers, "Lovefool!"

"No!" Hoagie growled, "You already said that one!"

"Oh yeah... Oh well!" He then shrugged and started humming 'All My Loving' randomly.

"Oh!" the goggle wearer gasped, "That one! What's that one?"

Nigel began freaking out, "Oh crap! I forget what I was humming!"

Hoagie started trying to repeat the sound, but failed. "Damn it all!" He cursed, downing another shot, "All I want to do is remember how 'All My Loving' goes..."

They two took longer than they were proud to say to realize that the mechanic had just blurted the name of the song.


As Kuki walked alone onto the dance floor, Abby notified Joseph, "There she is! Now remember, don't pull anything funny right away, she's a little childish like that."

"Alright!" The boy laughed, "Thanks for the help..."

"Abby."

"Yeah! Thanks, Abby."

The teen walked over to Kuki who was sipping a mixed drink by her lonesome. "Hey babe..." He said in a seductive voice, when she was within earshot. "What is a pretty face like yours doing without a dancing partner?"

Kuki looked a little taken back, at this "Uh... I'm waiting for someone..."

"Oh, a boyfriend?" Joseph asked, disappointed.

"Well... Not quite..."

"So... you're single?" he asked excitedly, putting his hand around her waste.

"Well, I mean in the literal sense, yes..." She said resistantly, but he didn't care.

"Okay! So then you won't mind sharing a dance, then?" Joseph laughed,

"Well I don't really want-" But she couldn't finish as the boy starting to dance with her. The girl started looking around for any trace of one of her friends to help her out of this situation, she didn't want to flat out leave, but she most certainly didn't want to remain here...

But as soon as she thought it, her wish came true. Joseph was tapped on the shoulder, "What do you wan-" But he was cut off by a fist swiping at his face, knocking him unconscious. Kuki looked at her savior, expecting to see a certain blond australian, but instead saw something much, much worse...

"Well hello, Karen..." Dan said, walking up to her.


Watching from the distance, Abby stared in awe, "What the hell?" Abby hissed to herself. "Abby kicked his ass yesterday! What's he doin' here?" She cursed as she saw her plan go completely wrong, this wasn't meant to happen!

She looked around frantically for Wally, and saw him walking back to the kitchen, sipping a beer. If she couldn't have the plan the way she wanted, she had to improvise. She ran over to her friend and called his name, "Wally! Wally!"

The blond turned and smiled, "Oh hey Ab, what's up?" The girl didn't even bother to use words, she grabbed the boy and turned him to Kuki and Dan. "What the fuck?" He demanded instantly. "What's this douche doing here?"

"Abby don't know, but you gotta do something before he tries pulling something funny." She hissed, "From what Abby gathered, they didn't exactly end on favorable terms for Dan..."

Wally rolled his sleeves up and shouted, "Oh it is on! Step aside Abby!" The aussie marched over to Dan who was trying to force Kuki into a kiss, despite her strong resistance.


"DJ! DJ! DJ!" Hoagie shouted as he and Nigel ran to the musician.

"Dude! Dude! Dude!" The DJ laughed back, "What's the rush, the night is still young!"

Trying to catch his breath, the brown haired teen managed, "Play 'All My Loving'! Do it now! It's important!"

"You're in luck, dude!" The teen said goofily, "Someone was just over here and requested that same song!"

Hoagie and Nigel looked at one another, shrugging.

"Who was it?" Asked Nigel.

"Some jacked blond dude... I didn't catch his name. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a job to do." The DJ laughed as he placed the CD in the proper location and started the song.


Wally walked up to Dan, shouted, "Hey fuckface!"

The sketchy teen turned around angrily, "Oh... It's you again..."

"Yeah it's me! Now step away from the girl!" The aussie growled, throwing his fists in the air.

"Just learn your place, moron. Karen doesn't need to hang out with guys like you..." He nodded to Kuki who was still trying to get away from his grasp.

"IT'S KUKI! The blond shouted angrily, throwing a fist at the boy.

Dan dodged, then put his fists up as well, and threw a punch at Wally, who ducked and retorted with a punch to the gut. But then the blond heard the song he requested start playing. Damn it! It has to start now?"

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you

He pushed Dan backward, then dove on him.

Tomorrow I'll miss you

The sketchy teen pushed Wally back with his feet, then jumped back up.

Remember I'll always be true

Wally gave a right hook and knocked him over for a moment, he took this time to look at Kuki, who, despite witnessing a fight, seemed to acknowledge that Wally obviously selected the song. He smiled, but was punished for faltering by Dan's foot kicking him in the stomach before she could return the smile.

And then while I'm away

The blond grabbed Dan's fist as he tried to punch him.

I'll write home every day

Dan then punched his opponent across the face, Wally did the same in retaliation.

And I'll send all my loving to you

Then Dan wiped the blood from his mouth. He tried to hit Wally back, but the australian punched him square in the nose first, sending Dan to the floor.

I'll pretend that I'm kissing
The lips I am missing
And hope that my dreams will come true

Wally looked at his rival writhing in pain, but he ignored him, and walked toward Kuki, who was staring at Wally as if she just saw her childhood hero. They didn't say anything to each other, but Wally held his hand out, and Kuki took it, as he pulled her body close to his and started dancing with her. She looked up at him and smiled, allowing herself to enjoy the rest of the song, as if her partner didn't just knock out a fellow teen.

And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day
And I'll send all my loving to you

All my loving, I will send to you
All my loving, darling I'll be true

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
Remember I'll always be true

And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day
And I'll send all my loving to you

All my loving, I will send to you
All my loving, darling I'll be true
All my loving, all my loving
Ooh, all my loving, I will send to you

As the song ended, Wally stopped dancing, much to Kuki's disappointment. "So..." he said awkwardly, giving her a nervous grin.

"That's a nice song." Said Kuki plainly, grinning.

Wally laughed sarcastically, "Meh... It's alright."

"... I wonder who requested it?" She asked jokingly.

"I dunno," he laughed, "Because sooooooo many people would request that song."

She smiled at him, causing him to blush, she turned and saw Dan still on the floor. "So... That's quite the hook you got there, Mr. Beatles." the asian girl laughed, grabbing his arm to get a feel of his muscles.

Wally laughed, "Oh stop it, it's not that great..." he said modestly as he flexed.

Kuki bit her lip and looked him in his eyes, "Well... I was impressed, and that's all that matters."

The australian teen merely laughed in response, then they looked at each other longingly for a moment before Wally interrupted.

"Hey Kuki?..."

"Yeah Wally?..."

The blond teen was nervous, but he swallowed his fears and took a deep breath. "I don't think this 'friends only' thing is really working out very-"

He was cut off by Kuki, "No not at all! It was a terrible idea!" She laughed, giving him a cute look.

Wally smiled at her and put his hand on her face. The girl blushed as he seemed to be guiding her face closer to his own, she slowly closed her eyes and opened her mouth ever so slightly. The aussie took a deep breath and did what he had waited years to do, and unlike last night's mistake, this kiss felt right.


A/N Now that Wally and Kuki have finally kissed, I can now focus on the other characters for the last chapter or two. I hope you guys liked this one, and I hope that the last chapters are worth it when I come back from my long weekend. I really hope this one is enough to hold you guys over, enjoy!