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OddAuthor: I also had those problems too. Thanks for the double review.
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Luiz4200: Remember that this takes place before "Teacher's Pet," however thanks to Nacey, Remy gets Juandissimo back after he learns what Timmy did to save everyone.
"The Fairly Oddparents: Wishology χ"
Part 2: The Exciting Middle Part!
Chapter 8
Everyone was now inside the Cave of Destiny. Jorgen turned on the light and asked, "What are you all saying? Did I miss a hidden part of the Cave Prophecy?" "That would definitely be yes!" answered Nacey. "Nacey, I'll have you know that I've got the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a cheetah, and the wisdom of an owl!" Jorgen shot back. "Says the fairy who put everyone in a gumball machine!" rebutted Nacey. While this happened, everyone reacted to Jorgen's bad breath. "Not to mention you've got the breath of an ogre!" replied Chester. "I'll say!" exclaimed A.J. "Ever heard of 'breath mints,' Jorgen?" asked Trixie. Nacey began laughing while Jorgen became even more cross. {Note to self: NEVER tease Jorgen!} Timmy thought. He went over to the wall and clapped twice, brightening up the area. On the wall was another cave drawing. Timmy read the inscription:
"Part Two: How to Find the Second Wand."
"Okay, maybe it was the eyes of a mole and the wisdom of a Slowpoke, but I've still got the strength of a lion!" Jorgen said. Out of nowhere, a 40-year-old Latin-American added in, "And I've got the blood of a tiger and the DNA of Adonis!"[1] "GET OUT OF HERE!" Jorgen said and pushed the man away, never to be seen again. "There's a second wand!" Timmy and his friends yelled. Cosmo further examined the drawing. "Hey, check this out!" he said while laughing. "It look as if Eliminators are attacking Fairy World!" Everyone else saw it too. Cosmo stopped laughing and said, "Corndog what?"
As everyone looked at the drawing, at a café in Downtown Fairy World, Cupid and Juandissimo were having a friendly lunch. Cupid had ordered a chocolate heart while Juandissimo had a salad. Cupid took a bite out of the heart and grimaced. He said to the waiter, "Garçon! This is a solid chocolate! I asked for a chocolate heart filled with caramel and nougat!" "Cupid, you're becoming irritable! It must be from all that caramel you've been eating. Why not have a salad instead?" Juandissimo asked. Cupid tensed up. "No, what making me irritable is that Downtown is getting very crowded. What's up with all these fairies?" he said. Just then, some of the fairies turn into Eliminators. "Those aren't fairies; they're Eliminators!" Juandissimo yells before they are captured.
Back in the cave, Jorgen felt a sharp pain in his head. "I just felt a huge disturbance. It's as if a thousand fairies began crying out in agony!" Nacey added, "Trust me, that's one sound you never want to hear." "We've got to decipher this part of the prophecy so we can stop the Darkness...again!" Jorgen told everyone. Mark took out a pair of glasses and began reading, "Okay, it says..."
"The Second Wand is on the Dark Side of the Blue Moon."
Everyone was surpised at the discovery. "It's written in Yugopotamian?" asked Chester. "She-yeah! I gotta tell ya, it's freaking me out a little!" Mark replied. "You're freaked out! I just thought my mole vision saw those stalagmites moving!" Jorgen said. "Stalagmites don't move!" A.J. stated before seeing the stalagmites change into Eliminators. "But those do!" shouted Chester. "Those aren't stalagmites; they're Eliminators!" Nacey shouted. The Eliminators sucked in everyone's wands into the dark vortices. "Our wands!" the fairies shouted. They then threw a net at the group. Timmy, his friends , and new alien buddy were fast enough to escape the net, but the same wasn't for the rest of them. "Don't let go of me!" Mark said as he jumped onto the four humans. The Head Eliminator approached the five of them and said, "I have you now!" All of a sudden the five friends were forced out of the cave. The Eliminators were baffled at what Nacey did. She used her magic to create a corridor of light and flung Timmy and his friends away.
One Eliminator said, "There wasn't any escape portal anywhere that I saw." Another replied, "I didn't either, and I've got the eyes of a hawk!" The Head Eliminator gave his crew an new objective, "Put these with the others." it said. "When you're finished, find and eliminate the Four Warriors of Light." "'Others'? What others?" asked Wanda. The Eliminators picked them up and took them to Abracatraz Maximum Security Magical Prison.
Inside the prison were Cupid and Juandissimo, who were locked up together in a cell. "You can't lock up all of Fairy World in here!" he said to an Eliminator. "Love always shines through in the Darkness!" "The bars will never contain my sexiness!" Juandissimo said. To prove his point, he flexed his muscles, which caused his shirt to rip. Then, an Eliminator opened the cell to let in the eight new prisoners. "Great!" said Wanda. "We're locked up in Abracatraz and who knows where are kids are!" "Relax! Timmy and his friends are fine...I hope!" Nacey said. "I'm not so sure about that; look!" Iris said pointing to an Eliminator who had what looked like a belt on his pelvic area. "They've got fakeifiers! That means that they can capture anyone they want and take their place! In other words: we're going to have company soon...human company!" Iris finished.
"Nacey, can you get us out of here?" asked Wanda. "We're in Abracatraz, Wanda; no magic can be used inside the prison walls, even my magic!" replied Nacey. "So we're just gonna have to wait for help?" asked Iris. "That, or until the Four Warriors do what needs to be done." replied Jorgen. "As long as they've got Mark with them, things'll go smoothly!" Nacey told everyone. "That sounded a bit negative there." Roger said. "Poof-Poof!" nodded Poof.
Back on Earth, Timmy and his four friends reappeared on the wall of an empty room. "Cool! We're wall vomit!" Mark said happily. "So what's going on, dudes and dudettes?" "The Darkness wants to destroy us, so we have to find a second wand so we can destroy it first!" Trixie said. "Oh, and you're our new sidekick." Mark disagreed. "Yeah...no," he said. "See, it 'the Chosen Quartet,' not 'the Chosen Quintet.' So, you guys battle all those sucky bot and the 'not Chosen One,' that's moi, will stay here." "Need we remind you that you lost your home planet to that thing?" A.J. said. "You read the prophecy!" Chester said. "Are you a man or a mouse?" Trixie asked Mark. Mark used his fakeifier to turn into a mouse. "Like, squeak?" he said. Trixie lost her patience and yelled, "FINE! We'll do it ourselves! We know what we're doing! A.J.'s got the intelligence of an Alakazam, Chester's got the street savvy of a Scrafty, I've got the changing ability of a Ditto, and Timmy's got the...wait, where is Timmy?" Just then, the four of them heard a man and a woman scream, and went downstairs to see the commotion.
Trixie and her friends saw Timmy holding the χ-blade up to a couple pinned against a wall. They could tell he had a look of rage on his face. Trixie grabbed Timmy's arm and asked what was his problem. "I knew this place looked familiar; this is my real parents' house!" "You mean those two are...?" She asked "Trixie, say 'hello' to Mom and Barnaby Turner: my real parents!" Timmy said. "Please, don't hurt us!" cried Mom, the black-haired man. "We didn't know we had a son!" cried Barnaby, the brown-haired woman. "SHUT UP! YOU TWO TRIED TO KILL ME TEN YEARS AGO; YOU DON'T DESERVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME 'YOUR SON'! Timmy screamed. Then, Mom and Barnaby burst into tears. "It's true! We did try to kill you just because you weren't the girl we wanted!" Barnaby said. "Can you ever forgive us?" Mom said. Timmy calmed down a little and said, "I will, but you will get down on your knees!" Both parents got on their knees in a begging position. Timmy took the χ-blade and swung vertically, taking off a single lock of hair from each of them. Timmy grabbed two strips of tape and used them to pick up the cut hair. He then went up close to his parents' ears, and whispered. "Consider these locks of hair I took from both of you as payment for you attempt to murder me. Try anything like that again, and it will be far worse, got it?" Mom and Barnaby nodded."Okay! Now, we've got to find a way to get to the blue moon." Timmy said as he got up off the floor. "Well, we can't use Mark's spaceship." said A.J. Mark told everyone that he left it on Yugopotamia, which is now gone. "The good news is that I don't have any clue as to where this blue moon is." "That doesn't sound like 'good news'..." replied Chester. "Oh yeah! I meant to say that the bad news is that I don't have any clue as to where this blue moon is." Mark said with a sheepish chuckle and reverted to his alien self. "Great! Not only do we not have a spaceship, we have no idea where the blue moon is. And what's worse is that there's no one to help us since the Darkness probably took all of our loved ones." Trixie said before the mention of their parents in danger sent them all into a state of panic.
Little did they realize their assumptions were correct. Back in Abracatraz; Nigel and Rebecca Tang (Trixie's mom and dad), Alex, Sr. and Helen Ibrahim (A.J.'s mom and dad), and Bucky Mcbadbat (Chester's dad); had just arrived. "Where are we?" Rebecca asked her husband. "I don't know; last I remember was being sucked into someone who looked like me!" Nigel replied. "Helen and I surmise that we were abducted by an alien race that can change into anything they like." Alex said. "I think this is just some dream after we ate some bad cocktail weiners." Nigel said. "This is no dream; we are aliens!" replied an Eliminator. "Aliens? Yeah, right!" replied Rebecca. "What are you gonna show us next: probably some fairies?" asked Bucky. "Ha! There are no cocktail weiners bad enough to make me believe that!" said Nigel.
The Eliminator opened the and threw them into the same cell where the fairies -and Nacey- were. "Bad, bad weiners!" Nigel said before he and the other adults fainted. "Cool! A fainting party!" Cosmo said. One Eliminator looked at the prisoners before closing the cell door and walked off said, "That green-haired guy! I like him; he's a funny dude!" "GET US OUT OF HERE!" screamed Wanda. "Don't worry, Wanda. Right now, Timmy and his friends are going through space at cheetah-speed just so they can save us all!" Jorgen said. "I just hope you're right..." said Nacey sadly.
-To Be Continued...-
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-Author's Note-
[1] Guess who this is?
