Wow, so many reviews. Just two people though.

Greninja: Me first! Dear Yolo911, we shall! And I'm doing fine! Just got done having frozen yougurt!

Lucina: I went back and finished my Niece's zoo trip.

Pit: Me and Samus are planning our second anniversary!

M.H.: I will answer this X person's reviews. Ahem... How did you?

Lucina: Of screen knowledge gaining.

MH: Right. Next, we'll try Ms. X. We'll try.

Pit: WE CAN'T HELP THAT WE'RE SO AWESOME!

MH: Yes, he did try.

Lucina: YOU BET YOUR ASS I WILL!

Now that the basics are done, let us start!


"Our victim is one David F. Hound. Or, as his squadmates call him, Solid Snake." Pit read from the file.

Lucina looked up from her's. "Odd name, considering his feats. He's won three medals for three separate events, saved the previous mayor, and was a general in the Marines. He was about to retire too, about forty-five."

"Well, what killed him?" Greninja asked.

"According to the Doc's report, multiple shot's to the chest that caused internal bleeding." Lyn said.

Lucina nodded. "Also, he's got a kid and a wife. Link's handling that one."

"Well, what do we know bout these SOB's?" Little Mac asked around his burger. "Want one?"

Lucina shrugged. "Sure. Anyway, the driver we got nothing on. His gun is a civilian version of the Uzi, the Uzi carbine. The kidnapper was one James Steffani, and his kidnapped girl is a Amy Richards." She bit into the burger. "Mmh... Yum."

"Well, how do we go about this?" Greninja asked.

"Well, first, we find out where the hell that truck went." Lucina pointed on a map. "He left here. I'm gonna need all the traffic and ATM cameras you can get Lyn."

Lyn stood up. "Got it!" She went to work on her laptop.

Lucina turned to Greninja. "See to it that you, Pit, and Little Mac search the site they were last seen by a camera." Greninja nodded, before she opened her mouth. "No, you can't take my car."

"We NEVER get to!"

"And my car's still in one piece. You tell me why." Greninja crossed her arms in a huff. Pit raised his hand. "Yes?"

"Hey, um... If I get called off early, would you mind?"

"Why- Oh yeah, it's your second anniversary."

"Yep. I need to plan with Palutena and Viridi."

"Well, get something done beforehand..."


Pit looked at the road leading out the city. "I can't believe they took the direct route." Greninja walked up. "Well, they did, and they stuck to it. Reports say they kept going straight for the next ten miles.

Pit whistled. "They must have been nearly breaking that gas pedal..."

Little Mac opened the door of the police car. "Shall we?"


The truck was abandoned in a grove of trees, with car tracks leading away from it. Pit checked the tracks. "Wish Lucina was here, she'd have this figured in no time." He took a picture. Greninja circled the truck, looking around.

"Seems empty enough." She opened the door. "OH SH-" In the driver seat was a trigger bomb set to go off in three seconds. Greninja's instincts kicked in, and she hit the dirt. THe truck exploded behind her.


Isn't this EXCITING?!

Greninja: No?

TOO BAD!