To the tune of "Jingle Bells." Enjoy...and let me know if you like it, please. :)


Jingle Gate

Dashing through the wormhole

In Air Force combat boots

We see the Jaffa,

Now shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!

Blasts from staff weapons

Making bright orange light

What fun it is to zat Jaffa on this planet tonight!

Oh, zat, zat, zat, zat, zat, zat, zatting through the night,

Oh what fun it is to zat the Jaffa with all our might!

Oh, zat, zat, zat, zat, zat, zat, zatting through the night,

We are zatting all of them to set this planet right!