This is a spoof I do not mean offense to any people who believe in Greek Mythology

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the PJO franchise


Hera

1. Tell her that only a really messed up woman would marry her younger brother

2. Remind her of all of Zeus' illegitimate children

3. Show her the parts of the Disney movie Hercules which show her as his mother

4. Ask her why she isn't pink (Corresponds with Hercules reference)

5. Get all of Zeus' children to start calling her mommy

6. Send her a list of all of Zeus' current girlfriends

7. Tell her that peacocks are gay, and that cows are stupid

8. Ask her how if she is the goddess of marriage how is it that she has one of the worst

9. Constantly remind her about the time she got trapped in a chair

10. Ask her if she has mad cow disease

11. Remind her of how she started a war just because someone gave Aphrodite an apple instead of her

12. Remind her of Echo

13. Tell her she should try marriage counseling and then whenever she says something say "and how does that make you feel"