Chapter 9
Shadow Clones & Training: A Forgotten Prior Obligations
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"My first impression of you three…..I hate you all" those words reverberated in the children's minds as the starred shockingly at their supposed teacher.
Sasuke was about to speak, seeing as he has an overabundance of self worth so it was hard to sit there and allow this so called "teacher" to disrespect him…...but, on closer thought, he knew he couldn't burn this bridge. Allowing people to see his cocky and self righteous side was okay when it was in his age group, but seeing as this man was going to be their new teacher, he had to play a bit of suck up if he was going to get what he wanted.
Sakura now was A different story. She has hurt and very confused at why her new teacher, who doesn't even know them, would say such a thing to them. Sakura had very low self esteem, it could be because of her large forehead, maybe her odd colored hair that many have picked on over the years, or it could be her mother, a woman who has drilled into little Sakura head how ugly she was from the moment she could talk. Sakura's mother wasn't horrible by any means of the imagination, she actually thought she was doing good by her daughter. Buying her make-up at a young age, pointing out every single flaw she could spot before they went out so as to not embarrass herself, telling her that she had to snatch up the first powerful man she could find in the ninja academy, she wanted better for her daughter; something she never got from her own mother.
While Sakura began to think of ways to make her new sensei think she was more than just a useless bag of dirt, Naruto was off in his own little world. If you look back in the back rows of the class you would see Naruto, his feet propped up on the desk, he head hung low with his chin touching his chest, and his sword on his lap. He was busy talking to Samehada while the awkward silence continued to build in the room.
"What is his deal?" questioned Samehada, looking at Kakashi with the stink eye.
'I don't know? I thought I could have gotten at least someone more interesting than him.' Naruto moaned in defeat, 'and my team isn't in better' he mumbled as well, turning Samehada in the direction of his piss poor excuse for a team.
"Isn't that the one who keeps trying to get into your pants?" Samehada inquired, looking towards Sakura who started to write down on a piece of paper with the headline, "How to Make A Good Second Impression"
'Yeah, I don't know what her deal is. I know she doesn't like me, I can feel it.' Naruto thought.
"Why don't you just ask her why she keeps bugging you?" Samehada questioned.
'Really? I would have never thought of just asking! your a freakin' genius' Naruto thought, his thought was dripping with sarcasm, something Samehada did not appreciate.
'I already tried that, all she would do is say"I don't know what you are talking about" and run away before I can ask her again. It's really annoying.'
"Okay, how about you just rip her to pieces?" Samehada said with a matter - of - fact tone.
'Rip her to pieces? Jesus woman, where the hell did that come from?!' Naruto questioned, shocked at his weapons solution to his problems.
"That's how Kisame got rid of problems! If something got too annoying, he would rip it to pieces. It really helps with stress too" She said nonchalantly, almost as if it was an everyday situation with her.
'We'll, as you can see I don't have blue skin or shark teeth, so that pretty much tells you I am not Kisame and I will not be ripping people that annoy me to shreds. Thats not how normal people handle their problems' Naruto said in a scolding tone, almost as if he was talking to a three year old.
"What about Sasuke and Kiba?" Samehada said with a smirk.
'There….a different story entirely, besides it won't come to that' Naruto said, trying his damndest to keep his mind off the bane of his existence.
"Why are you so confident now? Weren't you going to piss your pants last night at the thought of having to deal with these jackasses?" Samehada inquires.
'I guess you're overwhelming cockiness has rubbed off on me' he chuckled. As the two continued their little discussion they were interrupted by Kakashi, finally breaking the silence that has settled in for more than 5 minutes, he really wanted to finish that chapter.
He looked to his three students before saying, "meet me on the roof in 5 minutes" and disbursed in a swirl of leaves and wind, leaving his students, minus Naruto, to gack at that ability.
"Show off" Samehada mumbled, getting a chuckle from the slow moving blind man. He really didn't want to do this, he knew what was going to probably go down. Seeing as Tsunade had to go through this herself she gave Naruto a rundown of what might happen, and he was not a fan. He didn't want to say his likes and dislikes, his goals and dreams, none of this had to do with teamwork for this cyclops, it was merely something to waste time so he didn't have to do anything besides sit and pretend to listen.
"Yo, Naruto" Samehada chimed in while Naruto was walking down the stairs, ready to be bored out of his mind.
'Yeah?' he answered back.
"Make a Shadow Clone and send him to do this crap. We have got a lot of training to do today and if you are still planning on going out with that girl, we better get started" Samehada informed him of, stopping Naruto in his tracks.
"Hey Dobe!" Sasuke yelled, snapping Naruto from his thoughts, "you comin' or what? I am not getting bitched at if your dumbass gets left behind."
"Such a way with words" Samehada mocks, making Naruto stifle a chuckle.
"Yeah, I'll be right up. Just give me a minute" Naruto responded
"Whatever" Sasuke huffed, sliding his hands into his pocket and beginning his walk towards the roof, while Sakura stayed to give a wink to Naruto and rushed after Sasuke. Once Naruto felt the footsteps of his teammates disappear he crossed his fingers, creating a shadow clone and began to give orders.
"Okay, here is what you have to do. Go upstairs and don't say or do anything, do not reveal anything if they ask about yourself, just say absolutely nothing. Got it?" Naruto asked his clone who had a questionable look on his face.
"Why?" The clone questioned.
"Because, I don't want these ignorant mouth breathers to know anything about me. If they actually want to "know" the real me, they better take some time and effort out of their lives to come and talk to me. Otherwise, I am just a face on a team." He announces, getting a confused nod from his clone. After debriefing his doppelganger on what to do and what not to do he released his clone on his team, allowing him to slip out a window and take off, using the roofs of nearby buildings for a quick getaway.
'So, where to first?' Naruto questioned, corkscrewing off a high building to acrobatically land on the edge of another. Something about being high when your blind makes everything so much more….thrilling to Naruto. Every jump, every leap, and every trick he does while on these building tops gives him a rush he has been looking for, it was wonderful and he couldn't stop. Like a drunk and his sake, heights was Naruto's fix. Even though he had a thrilling new start as a ninja he couldn't help but still thrive for more excitement, mostly thanks to the overprotective nature of his mother. It always seems to come back to her, does it not?
"Well first, we need to get you the right gear. I am going to toughen you up so go to the nearest shop and we are going to need weights, a new pair of clothing, and a crap ton of soldier pills. Starting today you are going to be my bitch!" Samehada listed off, kicking back in her mental abode.
'What's wrong with my clothes? I think the look fine' Naruto questioned, dropping down into an alleyway and casually walking out, his hands in his pockets while he whistled.
"Really? Has no one ever taught you anything about fashion?" she questioned, seeing her meister walk into the only ninja store that would serve him, Tenten's father store known as the Shining Fang. After he walked in and said a quick hello to Tenten's father he walked to the first section, seeing as he has remembered the layout of his favorite store.
'Well, seeing as I can't exactly see what I am wearing. No, no one has ever taught me about fashion' he thought, walking down the weights section and picking up the first pair of shin weights and feeling the weight the carried. Thinking they feel heavy enough for a beginner, he threw them over his shoulder and went towards the small collection of clothing this store had to offer. 'I normally shop by feel alone. I don't really care about color or if it's pleasing to the eye, I am look for function not fashion' Naruto said, reaching his hand out to feel the soft fabric of one of the few things that hang on the racks.
"Has Tsunade or Shizune ever asked or wondered if you would like some help picking out your clothes?" Samehada questioned, confused at why Naruto's overbearing mother wouldn't want to help him pick out his own clothes, seeing as she does almost everything else for him.
'Because I told them not too.' Naruto answered flatly, rubbing a pair of cargo shorts between his fingers to get a feel for them, 'I know this might sound dumb to most people but shopping is one of the only things I have left that I can do on my own. I know I must look like a idiot, prancing around in clothing that doesn't match what so ever, but I have had so many things taken from me I was hoping I could at least have something that resembles normalcy' Naruto thought dryly.
Samehada just sighed a hearty sigh and said, "I'm sorry kid, I didn't know." Seeing as that is the best apology or sympathy you would ever get from Samehada, she wasn't the "sorry" type.
'It's fine, but I guess you can help me pick some things out so I can actually like descent' he chuckled, hearing his swords spirit laugh as well.
"Good, I can finally have a meister I can be proud of" Samehada laughs, making Naruto chuckle nervously.
'What about Kisame, he looked okay.' Naruto questioned
"Yeah, when he joined the Akatsuki maybe. But before them it was just…..bland! I want stylish but form fitting. functional and pleasant on the eyes." Samehada listed off, looking at the clothing Naruto was feeling.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lets just get this over with, I don't want to be here all day' Naruto mumbled, worried that his sword might take these simple supply run into an episode of Runway Model!
Hour after painstakingly boring hour Naruto was finally able to pick an outfit Samehada KINDA liked. He wore a sleeveless black shirt with a funnel-like collar, with grey trousers that are black from the knee down and just a little short of being full length jeans. On the front of his collar, two short strips of grey material adorned with rivets stretch down from the top of the collar to the breast of his shirt. He also had similar strips wrapped around his neck in the form of a scarf, and around his waist in the form of a belt. Rivets can also be seen on his pockets and on the ends of his trousers. On his hand, he wears gray fingerless gloves with heavy wrist weights and has a band going across the back of each hand, adorned with a fox head. Naruto's footwear are basic black boots with white tips, with a fox head shape visible on the toe of each boot.
(If you are having trouble thinking of his new outfit, think of Black Star from Soul Eater. And if you don't know who Black Star is, look him up)
'I look badass!' Naruto thought with a smirk, getting a "hmph" from his sword.
"You look decent, you would have looked so much better if you choose something more colorful" Samehada chimed in with a small pout.
'Colorful? I am a ninja, colors will get me killed! Black and grey are perfect for me.' Naruto said, securing his gloves onto his hands with a tight pull.
"You know, they say people who wear only black and grey are depressed and just want a hug! If you ever want a hug you can always ask" Samehada mocked with fake sincerity as she flexes her scales under the wrapping Naruto put over her.
'Shove it you lying piece of gardening equipment. Lets go and pay for this stuff, I think I have had enough for shopping for one day' Naruto sighed, picking Samehada up, slinging her onto his back, and grabbed the rest of his items as he headed for the counter.
"Who are you calling gardening equipment! You….you…" Samehada trailed off, failing at thinking of a simple come back to Naruto's insult.
Naruto started to snicker and soon it turned into a full blown laugh, 'no way! I stumped the GREAT Samehada. That's just priceless!' Naruto continued to laugh as he stopped in front of the counter which had Tenten's father behind it, wondering why in gods name Naruto is maniacally laughing.
"Naruto? You okay buddy?" He questioned, snapping Naruto from his mental discussion with Samehada. Naruto tilted his head up in the general direction of Tenten's father and finally realized what he was doing, he was laughing hysterically in an empty store…..alone….with no one other than Tenten's father.
His blush was hidden under his large collar as he scratched the back of his head in a nervous manner and said, "Y-Yeah, I'm fine. I was just laughing at…...a joke! Yeah, a joke." which got an odd look from Tenten's father.
"Really? Can I hear it?" He questioned with a cocked eyebrow wondering what could be so funny that would make a someone burst out in laughter in the middle of a store.
"Hahaha, yes Naruto, what is so damn funny?" Samehada questioned with a smug, shit eating grin that couldn't be wiped off.
'Up yours!' Naruto thought as he began to rack his brain for any joke that he he has heard that could marret a random spontaneously chuckles. After about 6 minutes of explanation of a very poorly executed joke Tenten's father let Naruto pay for his things and leave, saving him from more embarrassment.
"Oh my god that was terrible!" Samehada laughed, adding more to Naruto's embarrassment and anger.
'If you would shut up every now and then I wouldn't have made myself look like an idiot in front of my possible girlfriend's father!' He yelled back, wondering what Tenten's father is going to tell her when she comes back from her team's training.
"Don't blame me. I can laugh as long as I want in here without sounding like a lunatic, but you need to learn to control yourself or people are going to think you are crazy" She laughs out once again, making Naruto's anxiety and blood pressure rise.
'God, out of all the weapons i could have gotten, why does mine have to talkback. Honestly!' he thought, rubbing his temple as he walked into an empty training field.
"Umm, Naruto. This doesn't look like the Senju's training ground" Samehada interjected, hoping to go to the Senju training field for more privacy and less witnesses to Naruto's training routine.
'I know, but since my mother is expecting me to be at my team placement thing for about 4 more hours and you want us to start my training IMMEDIATELY, we really don't have a choice other than to use a public training ground.' Naruto clarified. As he walked to the center of the training field he placed down his guard and Samehada in the middle and began to slip on the weights, trying to get used to them. As he flexed the limbs the weights were attached to, Samehada began to go through a list of things to check and do before they start.
"Why in god's name would your mother think Team Placement would take 4 hours?" Samehada questioned, getting a sly chuckle from her meister.
'I may have told her that my sensei promised to take all of us out for ramen afterwards. So now we have 4 full hours to train and then I can get ready for my date. It's a win win' Naruto said with a smirk.
Seeing as her first two meisters were already lethal killing machines she really didn't have to teach them anything except for her few different abilities and the best kenjutsu style to effectively use her to her highest ability. But now she has been settled to a amateur Ninja who has JUST graduated to Genin, she hasn't been handled by anyone lower than a freakin' Sannin! Of course she knows he is strong, his fight with her previous master proves it, but strength doesn't account for experience and Naruto had literally zero experience in a real fight.
"Alright kid, lets get started" Samehada said, her voice now taking on a more authoritative and stricter tone, "Now, before we begin the real training I need to know your strengths, weaknesses, everything." She said, waiting for Naruto to give her a run down of his abilities.
"Okay well, my body is made of of 50% pure chakra-" Naruto was about to list off but was stopped by the shocked gasp of his sword.
"5-5-50 freakin' percent! How the hell is that possible?" She questioned, bewildered by this new development.
"I thought you said you wanted to get to training. We can't really do that if you are going to question me on everything I say" said Naruto, slightly annoyed at his weapon's interruption.
"Yeah, I know. But you can't just drop a bombshell like that and keep going. So start talking flesh monkey" She said mockingly.
"Fine. Seeing as the Kyuubi gave up his life for me, I was given not just his abilities but his body…..in a way." Naruto said, unable to think of a proper way of explaining it without confusing someone.
"Huh?" The prickly sword questioned.
"Okay, you know that every Bijuu is technically one enormous body of chakra right?" He questioned, getting a annoyed "yeah" from his sword who believed he was questioning her intelligence with something almost everyone besides genin would know. "And since i am the only living and breathing incarnate of the Kyuubi, I inherit that same trait but only 50%" Naruto explained. "
"Oh, but why only 50%? Shouldn't it be 100% seeing as you are his incarnate?" Samehada questioned, bringing up a valid point.
"Well, thats because I haven't hit puberty yet." He said plainly, getting a confused look from Samehada's mental face. "What does puberty have to do with this?" she asked.
"It's a long story. The condensed version is that once I hit puberty my Youkai and Bijuu instincts will start to kick in, making my control of my Youkai fluctuate out of control. It will begin to leak out of my body and cause problems for others around me but as long as I have a way to vent it in a safe environment I will be fine…..for a while at least. Sooner or later venting won't be enough…..I will be forced to become the next Kyuubi or pass it on to someone else. If I do become the next Kyuubi, that is when I will inherit the full chakra body of a Bijuu." Naruto finished, taking a seat in front of Samehada with his hands clasped to together.
"Damn, you really are a Bijuu! I guess that explains why you were able to beat Kisame all by yourself" She said, remembering the growing tails and the elongated snot on Naruto as he was transforming.
"Well, Half Bijuu for now." He corrected.
"So you're a Kitsune?" She questioned.
"No, a Kitsune is a half demon. Bijuus are not demons, they are a large mass of Youkai that have been falsely accused of being demons!" Naruto explained with a harsh tone in his voice.
"Anyway, anything else I should know about you?" She asked, hoping to deflect into another conversation so as to get the talking over with.
"At this point I have at least enough chakra to put a Sannin to shame….but, since I have that much chakra my control isn't ideal. I have a limited number of jutsus which consist of the Shadow Clone Jutsu, a miniature Bijuu Bomb, and a Youkai cloak defense. And I don't know what my affinities are per say" Naruto listed off as he counted out what he told her on his fingers.
"How could you not know what Affinity you are? I read that every member of a clan is tested long before they hit 13" Samehada questioned again, derailing Naruto's train of thought.
"Well, mom said I had a wind affinity but she said she wanted to test it when I got older" he said as he thought back on that day.
"Why's that?" she inquired.
"Well, as my body matures so does the Kyuubi chakra. The Kyuubi chakra has a big effect on me both physically and chemically so it might change my affinities or even give me multiple affinities, it's really annoying" he said with a child like pout.
"You know, I can probably tell you with a certain amount of accuracy what your affinities are now" Samehada said, hiding her evil smirk behind her purple mental hair.
"Really?! How!?" he questioned with an abundance of enthusiasm.
"Just hold out your arm" she said and Naruto followed her order, sticking his arm out as fast as he could and. Everything seemed quiet for a minute, he then heard a small shuffle, a thud on the ground and then a very sharp pain went through his hand. The pain became stronger and stronger until he couldn't contain it and reached up to detach whatever Samehada had put on him. He touched it and felt the familiar sharp scales he was met with this morning, his sword and technical sensei has chomping down, full force on his hand.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled, surprised at how much pain this was actually causing.
"Will you shut up! This doesn't even hurt that much" she said muffly, seeing as her voice was being distorted by the hand she was chomping down on.
"How would you know!? You're not the one being bitten!" he yelled hysterically, flailing his arm around, trying to get his carnivorous sword to release him.
"Quit squirming, I am almost done!" she yelled with a hint of irritation, "man up!"
"Dear god the pain!" he squeaked, now falling onto his back and began to roll, almost like a baby who is having a temper tantrum.
"Drama queen" she said as she rolled her mental eyes, she then detached from his hand and said, "there, I'm done now. You can quit whining" He gripped his hand and was surprised to see their was no holes, no blood, no nothing.
"How the-" he was about to say but was interrupted by his sword who seemed rather impatient.
"My saliva has healing properties remember? I healed your sorry ass after your battle with Kisame"
"Oh yeah…...Wait! You were just drooling on me! Sick!" he yelled, remembering the squishy and rather moist walls he was being absorbed by.
"Will you just shut up! We are running out of time and I want to at least get a little training in before you have to go to that stupid date of yours!" she shouted, stopping Naruto's playful yet slightly annoying tantrum, "now that I have your attention, your affinities seem to be at the moment water and wind, pretty cool actually. If you mix the two you can use a rather rare Kekkei Genkai"
"Cool!" Naruto cheered with excitement, "What is it?" he questioned.
"It's ice but we don't have time to talk about it. We need to start your hands on training so we are going to answer any more questions in training." she said as Naruto quickly stood with excitement.
"Awesome, lets get started" he said with a smirk.
Four hours later: "Jesus….Christ woman…...that was…...brutal!" Naruto hissed out as he laid on his back, Samehada in one hand and his other resting on his sweaty forehead. For the past four hours the drill sargent known as Samehada has been pushing Naruto to his physical limits, which surprisingly was a whole hell of a lot more than any genin she has ever seen. For the first hour she broke down a 5 step training program he would do non-stop for the whole hour, which consisted off but was not limited to, running at full speed until you puked, practice swings with her until his arms went numb, and squats…...with a boulder in his hands. The next hour was centered around learning and helping him manipulate his chakra; doing any test she could think of to help with his chakra control like leaf balancing, tree climbing, chakra focusing (Basically something like Tsunade's super strength. Focusing chakra into one body part or a few select body parts.) The next hour was to perfect the Jutsu's Naruto already had in his rather pathetic arsonal while also slowly integrating others in. And finally, the most exhausting and time consuming part of his training was a full out assault, battle royal against an army of 30 of his clones, no holds barred….lets just say he was lucky he was a quick healer.
"Brutal? That was the warm up kid to get you used to your training. Tomorrow will be longer and even more brutal! You won't be able to walk straight for a week!" she laughs maniacally, echoing in naruto's already throbbing head. He just sighed a painstaking sigh and started to slowly and painfully slide to his feet, using Samehada as a balancing stick to pull himself up. He finally got to his feet and started to limp home as Samehada began to add and plan for Naruto's training schedule. He was halfway home when his clone's memories came to him in waves.
'Hmmm, that's interesting' Naruto stated, sorting through the useful information. "What's so interesting?" Samehada questioned. 'Well, apparently the test we took in the Ninja Academy was just to weed out the weak. Our real test will start tomorrow.' Naruto said as he used his mental layout of the village to navigate himself through the the lefts and rights the village had.
"Sounds like fun! I hope its a fight, I haven't had a real fight in like forever!" Samehada said excitedly, almost giddy with anticipation.
'You fought me yesterday woman!' Naruto mentally yelled.
"Yeah, and that is like forever in sword time" Samehada lied.
'Oh great. Not only did I have to get a sword that talks back but I also got one that is a battle hungry lunatic!' Naruto yelled hysterically, getting a chuckle from Samehada.
"Your damn right you do and you better get used to it kid" Samehada said playfully, as she kicked back on a water like throne she made in her own little world.
'Why do you always call me kid?' Naruto asked as he rounded the last corner, finally coming through the massive gate entrance of the Senju clan.
"Because you are a kid" Samehada said dumbly, stating the obvious.
'I know I am a freakin' kid! But can't you call me Naruto or something? I call you by your name' Naruto asked, bring up a good point as he entered his house.
"You have not earned my respect for me to call you by your actual name. Hell, I called Kisame shark tooth or bitch baby for 10 years before I actually called him by his real name." She stated, making Naruto slouch his shoulders in defeat.
'Fine…...' Naruto trailed off, only to have an idea. 'Okay, if you aren't going to call me by my real name, i don't see why I should call you by your real name either…...I think I am just going to call you Sam. Do you like that Sam? Does that sound right Sam?' Naruto said with a devilish smirk as he feels Samehada's spikes fray and try to tar the wrapping that was blocking her from him.
"Don't you dare call me that you bastard! I am a mystical weapon of extreme power, I command your respect you little twerp!" She yelled, hoping to strike a nerve in Naruto….and it worked.
'Oh yeah! Well I am the incarnate of the Kyuubi and I demand respect as well, SAM!'
"Kid!"
'Sam!'
"KID!"
'SAM!'
"Hey Naruto-kun, how was your day at school?" Tsunade questioned, hearing the door open and went to go greet her son only to see him gripping the handle of his massive sword and shaking it by it's handle, almost like he was trying to strangle it. As Naruto was "strangling" his sword Tsunade noticed the sword was flaring it's scales, ripping ever so slowly through the very tough wrap on flare at a time.
"NOT RIGHT NOW MOM!" Naruto yelled only to drop his sword and slap his hand over his mouth, wanting to stop the words from coming out but the damage was already done.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" Tsunade asked, her voice so sickly sweet it sent shivers up Naruto's back. He then felt a wave of his mother's quickly souring aura as her originally sunny disposition distorts into a more angry disciplinarian.
Thinking on his feet, Naruto picked up his still flaring sword, swung her on his back, and gave his mother an innocent smile, "s-s-sorry mom, I…..I was arguing with Sam"
"Sam?" Tsunade questioned with a cocked eyebrow.
"Yeah, my sword. I decided to name her Sam" he said, relishing in the annoyed aura his sword gave off as she continued to try and prick the bastard.
"So…..you were arguing…...with your sword?" Tsunade questioned skeptically.
"She isn't just a "Sword", how many times to have to say that!" He mumbled, getting a sigh from his mother.
"I am not going to argue this moot point with you Naruto-kun. We have guest and I don't feel like-" Tsunade was about to say only to be cut off by Naruto's startled question.
"Guest!? What guest!?" He questioned
"The Hyuuga family, don't you remember? We planned this get-together like five months ago." She said, looking at her slightly nervous son skeptically.
"O-O-Oh yeah, I forgot. Haha…..will you excuse me for just a minute" He said politely, he then burst past his mother without letting her finish and rushed into his room, slamming the door shut behind me.
"Why! Why! Why!" Naruto yelled comically as he began to bang his head against the hard walls.
"What the hell's got your feathers ruffled?" Samehada chimed in, unaware of the gravity of the situation.
"Well, not only do I have a date with Tenten but, apparently, my mother has decided, on this night no less, to have the Hyuuga's come over for a damn dinner part that I am expected to be at!" Naruto howled, stopping his self mutilation for only a moment before he started again.
"So? Just make a clone and let it take your place. Simple as that"
"You don't understand. My sister, for some ungodly reason, can tell when I am real and when it is just a clone. Then, when my sister figures out that I am just a clone she will go running to mother to rat me out. Then she will wonder what the hell was soooo freakin' important for me to ditch the Hyuuga's for. Do you not see my dilemma here?" Naruto questioned after his long and elaborated explanation to his sword, who just stayed silent. Her silent didn't last long as it was soon filled with her laughter.
"Hahaha, aw. Poor kid is afraid of his momma?"
"My "momma" can bench press the Hokage mountain with her fucking finger. Yeah, I am scared of her!" Naruto hissed, taking Samehada off his back and throwing her on his bed. Once Naruto had taken off the snickering sword he began to pace in a nervous manner, trying to think of anything to help him.
"Naruto-kun! Dinner Time!" Tsunade yelled from the kitchen, startling Naruto as he lets out a comical yell.
"Why does bad things always happen to me?"
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