Now, let's rock it like it's hot! Haha, I love saying that and... It's finally a chapter which is Sasori-based... Well, it's a chapter which has Sasori in pretty much ever paragraph!
The Deal
"I have business with Sasori." He muttered. Deidara stared at him in surprise. Why is everyone against Sasori today?
Sasori's eyes fluttered softly as his vision blurred. All he could see was white, all around him. Shaking his head softly, a steady beeping noise evaded his hearing and he looked to his left to notice a machine, eyes narrowing, they followed the wires that connected to his skin. His lips became a stiff straight line as his fists clenched together, but shortly afterwards he sighed lightly and looked up at the ceiling. I'm in the hospital... He thought, closing his eyes for a few seconds before opening once more and peering around the room, he noticed a jacket on the chair beside his bed. That's... Not mine... He began and once again he shook his head. I need to just sleep. He thought to himself, closing his eyes once more.
After a few minutes, the pitch darkness from his lids seemed to disappear, before him sat someone... A man. Sasori's hand reached out, touching his long blonde hair, he could feel how soft and thin it was, a scent of watermelon washed off it as the man turned round to be none other that him. Deidara... He turned round and stood before Sasori, holding his hand within his, entwining their fingers, only lightly... As if he wasn't there. Hesitantly, they began to walk forward. Why is he here? Sasori asked himself softly, Deidara seemed to turn and smile gently at him, squeezing his hand, but then again... Did it count as a squeeze? Sasori could feel Deidara on his skin, he could smell him, hear his every slow and peaceful breath, hear his gentle heartbeat but... He knew it could'nt be true, he didn't feel right within his body. He felt disconnected, he could only feel and hear Deidara distantly. Damn it, why am I thinking about Deidara? Why am I even doing this with him? His brain muttered false harsh words, he knew why he was thinking of Deidara, but denial swept over him, pushing the truth down, out of the way. Sasori shook his head, forcing his eyes to open and saw an orange mask in front of him. "What the-" Sasori began, eyebrows furrowed as his eyes narrowed at the figure, a hand swiftly covered his mouth. Tobi was stood before him, Kabuto a few steps behind, both staring intently at him, as if studying him. Sasori sighed and Tobi removed his hand. "What do you want?" Sasori asked impatiently, a few seconds passed and he tilted his head as no-one answered. Kabuto stepped forward.
"We know why you're in hospital-" Kabuto began, removing his glasses and cleaning them.
"No shit. A pink-haired bitch stabbed me." Sasori muttered, rolling his eyes.
"Yes, that and that she stabbed you because you stopped her from hurting Deidara." Kabuto finished, pushing his glasses back on, staring back at Kabuto.
"Well, she had no reason to hurt him..." Sasori muttered, looking down at his stomach. He looked back up at them and said sarcastically, "Is that all? Because I am a really busy man, I mean, I have to just catch up on 'The Desperate Housewives of Komogakure Close', it's so very important to me and my life.". The two continued staring, it was slowly starting to scare Sasori.
"That's not all. We want to offer you a deal." Tobi started, his usual happy-go-lucky demeanour having disappeared. Sasori raised an eyebrow, intrigued to know what the offer was. He leaned closer, a sudden pain shot through his body as he gasped and leaned back, hand wrapping around his abdominal. Silence filled the room as Saosori's hand massaged his stomach, trying to make it feel better. Eyes clenched together, hand massaging, he began to take steady breath to ease the pain. A cough escaped his lips.
"It really does fucking hurt when you're stabbed." Sasori muttered, mainly to himself, ignoring the other two's glances at one another. Sasori began to feel better, he noticed Kabuto looking out of the door.
"We have around 3 minutes until he returns, he should've gotten some food and a few drinks by now... He'll be on his way back, hurry Tobi." Kabuto muttered, peering from one side to the other frantically.
"Who will be returning? And why does he look like an observer of car racing? You know, his head looking back and forth and such." Sasori joked to himself, Tobi waved his hand, dismissing the questions. Silence still rung throughout the room, Sasori slowly beginning to grow nervous... And impatient, of course impatient. He is an impatient red-headed moron afterall.
"Well? What's the deal?" Sasori murmured, looking at Kabuto. Tobi coughed and Sasori's eyes returned to him, Tobi moved forward, sitting on the bed.
"We will make sure no-one hurts Deidara," Tobi began, a small smile crossed Sasori's lips as Deidara's safety entered his mind. If he's safe then this whole incident won't happen again, he won't get hurt... I mean, yeah he won't get hurt so I won't have to protect him anymore, I won't end up in a situation like this again. He thought, Tobi stopped as Sasori bit his lip, obviously thinking. Once again, Tobi coughed and Sasori returned to him, eyes on his one. "We will make sure no-one hurts Deidara, if you agree to help us with our business." Tobi finished. Sasori tilted his head to the side, eyes narrowed once again.
"Business? What do you mean by that?" He asked, Tobi pushed himself off of the bed, took a look at Kabuto who nodded.
"All I can really say now is that we need someone like you, someone we can use as muscle." Tobi muttered monotaneously. Sasori nodded. Kabuto turned, eyes wide.
"He's coming down the hall!" He whispered harshly, most-likely annoyed that it had taken so long to tell him the offer. "Are you going to agree or not?" Kabuto asked, Sasori looked down.
"Let me think about it." He muttered, looking back up to see Tobi give him the thumbs up.
"Call me when you know." Tobi replied, walking out of the room with Kabuto, waving at Sasori and soon Deidara as he entered the room. Deidara's eyes grew wide as he looked at Sasori, wide awake and sat up.
"S-Sasori!" He exclaimed, running towards the bed, throwing the packed food and cans of drinks across the room to the spare bed. "Are you okay!" Deidara asked, worriedly, he noticed Sasori's hand on his stomach. Immediately, Deidara removed Sasori's hand and replaced it with his own, a sense of relief filled Sasori as his own hot hands was replaced by Deidara's cool ones. Sasori nodded at Deidara's question and stared at him as Deidara looked up, a smile covering his face as he chuckled softly. "Good, I was so scared you was going to die." He muttered, a grin now on his face. Sasori's breath hitched, butterflies evaded his stomach and a lump grew in his throat as he tried to speak. A cough erupted from him as he leaned forward, Deidara's hands flashed from his stomach and held him in his arms, awkwardly. Moving onto the bed, Deidara held him once more, this time much more comfortable for both of them. A light smile covered Sasori's lips as he looked up at Deidara, a pink dust covered Sasori's porcelain skin and he leaned into the touch, resting his head in the crook of Deidara's neck, his arms wrapping around Deidara's hips, Deidara's being round his neck. Watermelon invaded Sasori's senses as he smelt Deidara's hair, he chuckled softly and Deidara looked down at him, surprised at the sudden laugh from his rather emotionless moron. Sasori leaned back and they both began to laugh, Sasori was now lying against his upright pillow and Deidara's hands returned to his stomach, massaging it. Sasori sighed in relief, leaning into the touch, but his eyes burs open as he heard sobs and he stared at Deidara, his head down. Unconsciously, Sasori's hand moved towards Deidara, grabbing his chin, he pushed his face up to level with Sasori's. Tears were pouring down his face as a sob escaped his lips, Sasori looked at him questioningly. "I'm j-just s-so happy, tha-that you're alright... I-It's a-all my f-fault, I should've s-stuck up for m-myself a-and been a m-man, i-instead of you having t-to protect m-me." He muttered, his voice cracking as more sobs escaped his lips. Sasori's other hand wiped away Deidara's tear as a smile spread across his face and he leaned forward, pulling Deidara closer. Sasori's lips touched Deidara's forehead, planting a chaste, soft and innocent kiss. A kiss he wished would become more. Reluctantly, he moved back to see Deidara blushing. A chuckled escaped his lips as the tears stopped. Laughter filled the space between them, the small space that warmed them up and filled them with peace.
After a few minutes, the laughter died down, Deidara had grabbed two cans and they were both drinking them. Silence had engulfed the space between them, but neither minded, it was a comfortable, understanding silence. Sasori's eyes flicked to the jacket and he cleared his throat. "Deidara." He muttered, Deidara looked up at him, he had been originally tracing random and soothing patterns up Sasori's exposed arm. Deidara nodded, telling him to continue as he took a gulp of his drink. "Can I use your phone?" Deidara smiled, placing the can on the table beside them. He skipped towards his jacket, retrieving a pink blackberry and merrilly gave it to Sasori. " Thanks." He muttered, flicking through the contacts. Tayuya. Tazuna... Wait, he's my D.T teacher! Why wouyld he-? Nevermind. Temari. Tenten. There we go. Tobi. Click. The phone began to call him, swiftly Tobi answered as soon as the phone reached Sasori's ear.
"Helloooo~" Tobi'a cheerful tone spoke, he giggled shortly afterwards.
"Hey, it's me." Sasori muttered, Deidara looked at him curiously and Sasori just flashed him a smile as Deidara grinned, Sasori couldn't remove his eyes from Deidara's beautiful smile.
"Who's me? Me llamo es...?" Tobi joked, another annoying laugh followed. Sasori's eyes furrowed as he looked away from Deidara and took notice to the annoying and idiotic man on the other end.
"Me llamo Sasori, you prick." Sasori retorted, looking back at Deidara and a chuckle broke from Deidara's lips. He knew who Sasori was talking to. Tobi, of course! He loves Spanish!
"Ah, hey Sasori." Tobi muttered, his voice becoming deep and monotanous. "Are you calling to-"
"Yes." Sasori stopped him. Sasori looked at Deidara, who flashed a grin back at him, full of cheer and joy and life. "Yes, I agree." He muttered, Deidara was staring up at the ceiling, daydreaming. Sasori heard a dark laugh from the other end, subconsciously he shivered and Deidara stared at him, worry flashing through his eyes, if not his face.
"Good. I'll talk to you at school. Tell no-one." Tobi muttered and hung up, Sasori swiftly ended his side of the call and returned the phone to Deidara, who smiled caringly.
"Did he say anything weird? He always say something weird to me when I call him." Deidara asked, Sasori's eyes widened. This of something idiotic! He thought to himself.
"A-Ah, yeah." He said, Deidara smiled, indicating for him to continue. "H-He said, I found the cow!" Sasori muttered, Deidara burst out laughing.
"That is the most idiotic I've heard so far!" Deidara exclaimed. Sasori sighed in relief, he really liked being relieved. Good job Sasori, you can pass as an idiot. He thought to himself and mentally kicked himself. Suddenly, the phone rang and they both eyed it as an unknown number came up. "Hmm..." Deidara picked up the phone and answered it. "Hello?" He asked.
"You what!" He shouted, laughing. Shortly afterwards, he hung up the phone and smirked at Sasori. "Guess what..." He whispered, Sasori shrugged his shoulders. "That was Itachi, he stole Sasuke's phone and... He caught his brother with another guy!" He giggled, Sasori raised his eyebrow, curious. "I think his name is... Naruto!"
Hey guys! Please review! It's the cookies to my cookie monster! Haha, anyway... This chapter came to over 2,000 words! Wow! And this one was supposed to be REAL short! I found it hard to get past 500, but somehow ended with over 2,000! I am so tempted to write something that is OVER 9,000! :D Yeaaahhh! But... TT^TT I can't! I have to start revising for exams in January, I have two within the first two/three weeks and I'm not so keen on the subject, damn you science! Well, none of you will understand the whole Spanish thing but I shall explain! Ages ago, my friend did a Sasori Vlog and her sister was Tobi in it, who liked Spanish and instead of a mask used a Spanish dictionary! At the end of it, the Vlog was deleted off Youtube I think, Tobi turned round and just ranodm shouted 'I FOUND THE COW!' and held a cow... It was so random but now everytime I think of Spanish, Sasori and Tobi, I always think of 'I FOUND THE COW!' XD It's weird but I love it :D Well, thank you and see ya'll next time! x
