Disclaimer:
Tifa and Hikari-chan does not own ne thing that is Final Fantasy X
or X-2 related, they are all owned and copyrighted by Square
Enix.
Tifa: Hahah! Back by popular demand! It looks like that
we're developing a new chapter everyday, Hikki-kun!
Hikari: Nods Mhmm. Hai, hai!
Tifa: So, how was that date with Krad-sama? ;)
Hikari: Oh! It was great! For those of you who don't know Krad-sama… He's this guy that I went out with just today. xD
Tifa: … That doesn't help. --;;
Hikari:
I know! o Now let's get back to Final Fantasy X, Unlimited
Edition, onegai!
Tifa: And if you're really interested in
who Krad is, visit our other fan fiction, from the series, DN
Angel, titled: A Step For All!
Hikari:
…But who wants to read crap like that? --;;
Tifa: …
Glares at Hikari and gets out a bazooka I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT'S CRAP! Starts chasing her around with it
Hikari: AAAAAHHHH! R&R, ONEGAI SHII MASZ!
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Act
9: The Arrival in Luca
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An overview of Luca city is
shown as the ship that Tidus and the crew are on closes into to dock
at the piers. Tidus is seen smiling at how big the city is and
stands on the railings while holding onto a pole to prevent him from
falling off. …But…I guess that was a bad idea…
Tidus:
Whoa… Look at all the people! It must be cause they've heard
that Tidus, Star Kicker of the Zanarkand Abes came today! Well, I'll
give these people a great show today! Llets go of the pole
I'm king of the-!
(Wakka pops up from behind him)
Wakka: Hiya, buddy!
Tidus: WAAAHH! Is surprised by Wakka's sudden voice and then goes overboard
Wakka: …Oops. Uh…he can swim, right?
(The camera zooms into the water to see if Tidus was still alive. Luckily, he was.)
Wakka: Heheh… Sorry, buddy!
Tidus: Glares at him And when I get up there-!
(Tidus floats right into a buoy and gets knocked out, which causes him to sink into the water)
Wakka:
…Does that mean he's dead?
Director: Man! They already
messed up the FIRST scene of a new act? How low can they go!
Sighs Oh well… Get Tidus out of the water…
(Tifa-chan and Hikki-kun then comes in)
Tifa: AAH! Director-samaa! Runs off to glomp him
Director: Ay! Who are you?
Tifa: Aaww, Director-sama. How can you be so cruel? I'm your biggest fan! Cuddles him
Director: ACK! Whaddya mean? I have no fans!
Tifa: Cause underneath…you truly are… Grabs his face and pulls off his mask to reveal Gippal from Final Fantasy X-2 MY LOVERBOY! Huggles him tightly
Gippal: ACK! HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Tifa: Looks at his nametag, which says, "Gippal from Final Fantasy X-2, A Super Sexy Al Bhed"
Gippal: --;; I knew I forgot to take off something. Takes it off and dumps it in a nearby trash can Look, I'm very happy to have a fan girl on me right now, but what would Rikku say if she saw me?
(Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2 then comes in and gasps, pointing at Gippal & Tifa)
Rikku X-2: GIPPAL! YOU WHORE! Stomps away
Gippal: W-wait! RIKKU! I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE CAME FROM! Tries to run after Rikku, but Tifa was in the way Uh…do you mind?
Tifa: Oh, of course not. Gets off
Gippal: Thank you. Wait up, Rikku! Runs after her
Wakka: …Umm…who's gonna direct this scene then?
Hikari: Takes out a director's hat and puts it on her head Me, of course!
Wakka: Shrugs Works for me.
Hikari: Now somebody fish Tidus out of that water, we have work to do, bebay.
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Act
9, Scene 1, Take 2
Tidus, this time, is still standing on the railing as their ship is closing in
Jimmy (Or Bobba, I'm nah sure. xD): Welcome folks! To our annual blitzball game here in Luca!
Bobba: Yes, and there seems to be quite a crowd gathering here at the docks! Why, it's the competing teams that have just disembarked! Let's go see who they are!
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Jimmy:
Here at the first pier is the Kilika Beasts, straight from Kilika
Island!
Bobba: Yes, wasn't their island just attacked by Sin recently?
Jimmy: It sure was. So they're going to have to play their best today, don't they? Our next team is…the horrendously-ill fated, Besaid Aurochs! They've never won a game!
Bobba: Only a few die-hard fans are out here to cheer today. On to the next!...
Jimmy:
Our next contestants are our very own Luca Goers, returning home!
Just look at the crowds, Bobba! Just look at the crowds!
Bobba:
Yes, there's our Goers. They have speed, they have team, and they
have yet to be defeated! There's no doubt that the Luca Goers are
this year's favorites.
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Tidus,
the crew, and a few of the Besaid Aurochs are seen standing near
their ship. Tidus, not being able to handle the fact that his team
were just a bunch of losers (thanks to Wakka, Cough, cough) grabs a
megaphone from a box and climbs on top of it, turning the megaphone
on to deliver a speech
Tidus: Stop right there, Stoppers!
All: … Stares at Tidus
Wakka: Umm…Tidus, it's "Goers".
Tidus: Oh. I knew that. xD Ahem. Lemme try that again. … "Stop right there, Goers!"
All: Is still staring at him
Tidus: What? Stop staring at meee! My body is too beautiful for you to stare at! Curls up in a ball
All: Starts laughing
Wakka: Shakes head Oh, boy… Pulls Tidus down from the box and gets up there himself. Picks up the megaphone from the floor and turns it on Ok, you! $()&($&( people who dissed us back at Kilika Temple!
Bickson: WHAT did he just say? Glares at Wakka
Graav: Calm down, Bickson. Here, just be amazed by your own semi-naked splendor for now. Gives him a mirror
Bickson: Ooh! Oh, yes! You sexy thing! Smiles at himself in the mirror and strikes a pose in the mirror Hah! How do you like that? HMPH. Throws mirror away and fluffs his hair, letting the press take pictures of him and taping him. But the sphere is concentrated on Wakka and his posse
Abus (Black guy on team.): Uh…I think they just discovered that Bickson's gay.
Graav: Nods
Wakka: Umm…ok. You guys better watch out! Cause my $)$ homies herre, are gonna take back THA CUP from ya looSerRS! HAH! So prepare to lose, BITCHES! HAH. HAHAH. AHAHAHAHAHA!
All:
OO;; Starts taking pictures of Wakka madly
(The screen then
blackens, and someone grabs Wakka down from the box)
Wakka: Hey, hey!
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Still
standing in the same place
Tidus: Argh! What did you think you were doing?
Wakka: Just telling them to be careful this year in the sphere pool! Grins Smart, ya?
Tidus:
UGH! NO! I MEANT THAT YOU JUST $)$$ STOLE MY (#&)$&$
LINES, ASSWIPE! Picks up the megaphone from the ground and
starts beating Wakka with it
Wakka: AAAH! AUGH! PLEASE,
STOPP! MOMMY! Runs right behind Lulu as Yuna starts laughing
madly
(Unfortunately, for them, the megaphone was still on, so everyone in Luca kinda heard what was going on. Tidus and the gang are about to make the front cover of the Spiran Times later on…)
Person 1: Hey! Maester Mika's ship just arrived!
Person 2: Really? Maester Mika!
Person 3: Where?
Person 1: There! At Dock 4!
A crowd of people are running to the other docks to the right
Tidus: Maester Mika?
Lulu:
'Maester Mika' is the maester of all of Spira.
Yuna: Turns
to Tidus So, let's go!
Tidus runs to where everyone else ran to "greet" Maester Mika at the docks as well. When they arrive, a crowd of people have already gathered in front of Mika's boat. Maester Mika shows up as the creatures on the side begins playing his theme song…which happens to be Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl
All:
Huh? What's happening…? Hey! Look at Maester Mika! Turns
to stare at Mika in disbelief, cause he's dancing and singing to
the song… OO;;
Mika: This shit, is bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This shit, is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Ooh…this
my shit, this my shit. Ooh…this my shit, this my shit… Waves
his IPod around in his hands as he does some funky twists
All: Ooh…
Seymou,
a very ugly funkily-blue-haired Guado dude shows up behind Mika and
raises an eyebrow at him
Seymour: Umm…Lord Mika… Taps
him on the shoulder and he stops twisting, but is still shaking his
hips to the song
Mika: Y-yes, Seymour?
Seymour:
Err…your music… Points to everyone who is still staring at
the maester of all of Spira dancing
Mika: … Throws
his IPod to the side where two monks behind Seymour, where one of
them catches it and quickly puts it away in his sleeve. He then goes
up to one of the creatures and pulls the cat's nose, which opens up
to show very complicated gadgets and what-nots in there. Hmm…
Ah, I see! Someone put a speaker chip into my IPod! Heheh. Sorry
for all of Yevon's people to witness me dancing! But I always
listen to this song when I work out. Pops the nose back in and
then clears his throat Now, bow down everyone so we can get
this scene started!
All: --;; Bows down, except for Tidus
Tidus: Huh? I have to bow to this geezer who was just dancing to Wakka's routine song? --
Wakka: HEY! BOW DOWN NOW! Pulls Tidus's head down like everyone else
Tidus: Oww!
Mika: Now, people of Yevon, rise.
All: Does so
Mika: I present to you, the son of Lord Jyscal Guado, Seymour Guado. Steps aside to let Seymour walk down the plank
Old Women: WHOO! LORD SEYMOURR! YEA! SHAKE THAT THINGG!
All: … Sweat drop
Seymour: Starts waving, smiling, and grinning like an idiot, mouthing the words, "Thank you, thank you!" to his "adoring fans". Then stops at the middle I LOVE YOU, NEW YORK! Thank you! Continues walking and then trips on his robe OOF!
All:
…
Mika: Err…rise, Lord Seymour!
Seymour:
Gets up and brushes himself off I meant to do that, and it
was for all my fans. Winks at them in the crowd
(One old
woman squeals and faints)
Tidus:
Gee…and he isn't even that good looking either…
Person
1: Isn't he a Guado?
Person 2: No, he's half.
Mika: People of Yevon, I present to you, Maester Seymour of Yevon.
Person 3: 'Maester'?
Person 2: That Guado's a maester?
Seymour: I am Seymour Guado. My father was Lord Jyscal, leader of the Guado. During his lifetime, my father worked hard to form a unity between the Guados and humans. And, it worked. I will be forward to looking upon the people of Spira. And I hope you will all do well to accept me as your new leader. Bows and then stands up, catching Yuna's eye
Yuna: Blushes and shivers
Tidus: Wait, why is she blushing? Wakka?
Wakka: Uh…you wouldn't know! Lu? Lu!
Lulu: Is hypnotized by Seymour So…handsome…
Tidus: WHAT? OO Do you guys need prescription contact lenses!
Yuna & Lulu: Glares at Tidus WATCH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
Tidus:
--;;
Wakka: Ok then, let's get ready for the game!
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Hikari:
Eh? Seymour-sama, 'handsome'! OO What's wrong with them?
Tifa: Heheh… That's cause he's REALLY!... Whispers it into Hikari's ears
Hikari: EH? FOR REALSZ? OO Then he really IS handsome! Sighs dreamily
Tifa: Yeppsz. Stay tuned for the Blitzball game in Luca:D
