Hello Readers,

It is time for Sookie's revenge! I hope you like it.

I also wanted to address a few things. My story does indeed have weird sayings. As a southern girl myself who has grown up, in what used to be a small town, I am aware of a quite a few southern slags and sayings. Some are very weird indeed, as some of my readers have pointed out.

For example, one of my favs: Happier than a pig in slop.

I don't know about you, but I have never sat down and had a conversation with a pig. So it is kind of hard to verify that a pig is actually happy being in slop and not for example rolling around in the slop trying to scratch an itch on it's back.

Plus who actually sits around thinking about a pig in slop? A bored Southerner. We here in the south, are so bored out of our minds, we take a perverse pride in coming up with the next crazy and bizarre sayings, that will shock or sometimes confuse the person you are speaking with, but are still some how wise(some of them anyway). It is almost an unspoken contest. I am sure, I have broken some Southern code of ethics by revealing this. LOL.

One of my husband's favorites is:
Its colder then a witch's tit in an iron bra.

I don't know about you, but I don't know any witches. And if I did, I highly doubt that they would actually wear an iron bra. I mean where would one even buy such a thing? I know I have never seen one down at my local Walmart. Ok, just for arguments sake, lets say said witch, was some how able to find an iron bra and for some reason decide to wear it. I certainly would never walk up to her and ask if her if her tits were cold.

So this just a weird southern saying that is meant to make you think about it for a while, before you realize that it is completely ridiculous.

Now on with the story! LOL

Chapter 9

I open my eyes, it is another beautiful day. The sunshine is streaming through my windows and is reflecting rainbows off the prisms that are hanging off my bed side lamp. I lay there for a few moments captivated by the dancing rainbows on the walls. I suddenly remember what the plan for today is! It is going to be too much fun! I jump out of bed, not being able to wait one more second to start my day. I take a shower, brush my teeth and do my hair. I look in the mirror and notice a devious sparkle in my eyes. I put on a pair of low rise jeans and a white baby doll style shirt. Then I head to the kitchen to get some coffee.

Once in the kitchen, I start the coffee maker and cook myself breakfast. I decide on a Belgian waffle with whipped cream and strawberries, with a side of bacon and a large cup of coffee. I sit down thoroughly enjoying my breakfast. When I am done, I clean up the kitchen and get out my old To Do list. It's time to update it again.

To Do List:
1). See about getting some self defense stuff.
2). Pave the driveway
3). Pick a paint colors
4). Receive delivery of mattress
5). Borrow Jason's video camera
6). Get revenge on Eric

Well I have a very busy day planned for today. It is 8:45 now so I grab my purse and head out to the "Fine" car and drive to Staples. I pick up my delivery of the custom printed post it notes. I check the message to make sure it was printed correctly. Perfect! I can't wait for him to see this! I have one of the reps carry them out to the car. (You have no idea how heavy a case of Post it notes can be.)

On my way home I call Jason.

"Hey Jason"

"Hey Sis, What up?"

"Jason can I borrow you video camera? I still have the key to your house; I could pick it up myself."

"Why do you need my video camera?"

"I want to make a little movie, for a friend. Don't worry I won't do anything inappropriate."

"K Sis, It is on the entertainment stand. The USB cord should still be plugged up to it. You will need that cord to upload the videos to your computer."

"Thanks Jason! Do you have a tripod?"

"It is in the hall closet."

"I will bring it back, when I am finished with it. Thanks so much! Love ya Jason, talk to you later!"

"Love ya Sis"

I stop by Jason's and pick up the video camera and tripod. Then I head on home.
Once I am home, I carry inside the tripod and video camera. Then I retrieve my box cutter to open the cases, while they are still in the car. (I am not going to throw out my back picking them up!) I fill a basket with the post it notes pads and carry it inside. I place the basket on the coffee table in the living room. Then I go to the kitchen and get a box of lawn size trash bags and bring it to the living room. It is 9:45, so I have 15 minutes to work on this, before the guy gets here for my driveway estimate.

I sit down grab and open a trash bag. Then a pick up one pads of post it notes and start to tear them off one at a time, then I place a handful of single notes in to the trash bag. I hope I have enough time to separate them all today. I might have to call in reinforcements. I had finished about 25 pads of post it notes when the door bell rang.

I open the door.

"Hello Miss Stackhouse, I am Alcide from Herveaux and Son Construction Company. I am here to give you an estimate on your drive way." Alcide has green eyes and dark hair. His mind is similar to Sam's; I can't really get anything from his mind except feelings and colors.

"Hello Alcide, nice to meet you. Please come in. Can I get you a drink? I have some fresh Ice tea."

"Tea would be wonderful. Thank you." Alcide seems slightly surprised by my manners.

I get him a glass of tea, and then we both sit down at the kitchen table.

"So what are you plans with your drive way?" Alcide asks in a professional tone.

"Well I need to do something with it; it is starting to be undriveable. I was wondering about how much it would cost to get new gravel verses getting it paved."

"With the length and width of your drive way, it would be about $8,000 to regravel it. It would be about $20,000 for asphalt or about $28,000 for concrete." Alcide informs her.

"Dear Lord, it costs that much!" Sookie says truly shocked. She new it would be a lot but never guessed it would be that much.

"What if you only did the parking area beside the house and in front of the house in asphalt? Then maybe I can have you come back and finish the rest of it when I save more money." Sookie says hoping she can at least afford to get the parking areas done.

"I would have to take some measurements, for an exact amount. But my estimate would be about $7,000, just for the parking areas only in asphalt." Alcide said giving her an apologizing look.

"Ok, could you get me a write estimate for the parking areas and then we will work from there." Sookie says taking a deep breath. I can't believe it cost that much! I never spent so much money on anything before.

"I am going to go outside take some measurements. I will be back in a bit with your written estimate." Alcide steps outside.

I head back to the living room to work on the post it notes. I get through about 30 pads, when Alcide walks back through the door. I meet him in the kitchen.

"Here is you estimate. It would be $4,874 dollars for the supplies and $2,896 for the labor. Once started it would take about 2 days to complete. We could have a team here to start work on Thursday."

"How long is this estimate valid for? I would like to sleep on it before I decide."

"The estimate is good for 30 days. Here is my card. Give me a call when you are ready to start."

"Thanks for stopping by, it was nice to meet you." I say walking him to the door.

"It was nice to meet you as well, Miss Stackhouse."

Huh, well I guess I will not be getting the whole driveway paved any time soon. That would take almost all of the money I have left. I need to keep some of it for my emergency fund. Well at least I can afford to do the parking areas.

I sit back down and continue to work on the post it notes for the next few hours. So far I have made it through 3 cases and now have 7 lawn bags packed full of post it notes. I decide to take a break. Its time for some lunch and I am expecting the mattress people any minute. I make myself a Caesar chicken salad with tomatoes and dressing. Just when I finish eating and cleaning up, the door bell rings.

I listen for a moment to the minds before I answer the door. The only thing they are thinking about is how much their backs are hurting and can't wait to get home and have a beer. I open the door.

"Hello, my name is Jack and this is Tom, we are with the sleep number bed store. Are you Miss Stackhouse?" Said the middle aged blond delivery man, who was overweight with brown eyes.

"Hello Jack, yes I am Miss Stackhouse. Please come in."

"Can you show me where you would like this mattress to go?"

"Sure, in this room over here. Could you set it up over there and remove the old mattress?"

"No problem Miss, we will have this set up and be out of your way in no time."

"Thank you so much for your help! Could I get you two a drink?"

"No thank you Miss, we are squared away right now."

"Ok, I will be in the living room if you need me."

I head back out to the living room and continue to work on the post it notes. About 30 minutes later Jack walks in to the living room to inform me he is done.

"Wow that was fast!"

"It is all set up and ready to go. If you have any problems, feel free to give us a call. Here is our card."

"Thanks so much Jack and Tom. It was a pleasure to meet you." I say as I show them out the door.

I sit back down and finish up the post it notes. I now have 11 lawn bags packed full of post it notes. I carry them out to the car and store them in the trunk and back seat. The bags are so huge; they actually take up the whole backseat, from the floor all the way up to the ceiling!

Phase one of Sookie's revenge is now complete. Now to phase 2. I head to my room to see my new bed. I make up the bed with fresh sheets and blankets. Then I dive on to it and lay there for a minute enjoying the luxury of it. I pick up the bed remote and adjust it to the sleep number 34. Oh life is good! After enjoying the bed for a good 10 minutes, I decide I need to get up.

I go into my closet looking for my most Lara Croft looking outfit. (From Tomb Raider) I find a tight black tank top, (that hugs my body in all the right places), a pair of black daisy dukes shorts and a pair of black combat boots. Luckily I still have the boots; I bought them, after Jason won a free pass for paint ball game, off the radio. He needed 5 people to join him for a proper game. He invited Hoyt, Tara, Lafayette, me and some floozy he was dating at the time. I bought the boots for the game. Need less to say, the Girl team handed the Boys their asses on a platter, even being stuck with Jason's Floozy. I put on a black belt with a large buckle. Then I go to the bathroom and put my hair up in a tight pony tail. Ok Lara Kroft outfit. Check.

Next I go to the kitchen. I get a hammer, screw driver, nails and some screws. I head out to the back yard and get a piece of 2 by 4 from the scrap wood pile. I take the supplies and head over to a large oak tree at the edge of the woods. I take the 2 by 4 and nail it in to the tree.

I go to my new "FINE" car and retrieve the "MINE" License plate from the back seat. (I should have gotten the tag out before I put in the post it notes!) I screw the plate into the 2 by 4, threw the preexisting screw holes in it, which are there to attach the plate to a car. Once I am happy with the way the plate is attached to the tree, I head inside to get the video camera and the tripod. I set it up to have a good view of the license plate and a spot I market out in the grass. I go back inside and get out shot gun and shells. I grab my CD player and put in the a Pat Benatar CD and chose the song "Hit me with your best shot" and hit pause. I bring it all outside and set up the CD player next to the video recorder and hit play. I then set the video recorder to start recording. I walk over to the premarked spot on the grass, about 400 feet away from the "MINE" plate. I cock the shot gun and fire at the plate. I fire until the gun is empty. Then I reload. I do this over and over, until I run out of ammo.

"Take that Mr. Eric Northman! How do you like the "Mine" license plate now! That's how southern girls get it done!" I shout at the plate.

I am hooting and hollering. Laughing my ass off. The license plate now looks like a piece of Swiss cheese, with at least 12 bullet wholes in it! Well I think this will make an excellent keep sake gift for the dear old Sheriff of area 5!

I put everything away. Then retrieve the license and the video camera and go back inside. I find a nice big red bow in my gift wrapping supplies. I attach the bow to the plate. Phase 2 is now complete. Now on to Phase 3.

I take the video camera and hook it up to my new computer. A box pops up asking me if I would like to view the file. I hit ok. I watch the video. It is priceless! Take that Sheriff of Area 5! I save it to my hard drive. I will have to email it to Pam, Tara and Lafayette later! I laugh to myself. But it is time to load the video into the video picture frame. I remove the picture frame from the box. I hook it up to my computer and load the video of my license plate shooting antics into it. Once it is complete, I check it to make sure it is working properly. Then I put everything away.

I go outside and place the picture frame in the front seat of the car so I do not forget it. Along with my screw driver, hammer and a box of wood screws. Then I put the craft paper, duck tape, scissors, a brick, a stud finder and razor blade in the car as well. Time to get ready for Phase 4.

I go to my room to change out of my Lara Croft tomb raider outfit. I put on a pair of low rise Jeans, a comfortable tee shirt and tennis shoes. I check my hair and do my makeup in the bathroom. Then I grab my purse and drive to Shreveport. I stop at the Neon sign store. I pick up the plaque and the neon sign. After checking the message on the plaque, I have them gift wrap it. I fill out a card and attach it to the wrapped plaque. The man at the counter reminds me that I may need an extension cord for the neon sign. So I stop by the Dollar store and pick up 3, just in case. Who knows if they followed building codes when they built Fangtasia? Code says, you are supposed to have an outlet every 3 feet. But you never know, they could have just glamoured the building inspector.

Now that I have everything I need for my revenge on Eric, I drive over to Fangtasia. I park by the employee door, hop out with the key that Pam gave me and unlock the door. I put the brick in front of the door, to hold it open, this will make it easier to carry everything in. I carry in all the supplies to Eric's office. I decide to begin by installing the neon sign. I find I nice place to hang it on the wall, right above his desk. I attach it to the wall using wood screws and a stud finder. Then I use one of the extension cords to plug it in. It looks perfect! Well that is done! Next!

I put the picture frame and the wrapped plaque on his desk along with the plate with the big bow on it.

Next I open one of the trash bags, and pull out a large arm full of post it notes. I run all around the office putting them everywhere and on everything! I make sure, to not forget his stapler. It is too much fun! Now Eric's office is covered in a sea of pastel post it notes! I laugh out loud!

I bring all of my supplies out to the hall. Then I take out the craft paper and duck tape. I use the craft paper to create a wall, which allows only enough room to open the office door. Like the ones football players sometimes run through at the beginning of games. I accomplish this by using the duck tape, to tape the craft paper to book shelves that are on either side of the office door. Once the floor to ceiling wall is complete, I check once more to make sure I have all of my supplies out in the hall, then close and lock the door to Eric's office. Luckily Eric's office door opens outward.

I retrieve the ladder I saw in the supply closet, the last time I was here and use it to climb up to the floating ceiling. I push one of the ceiling tiles up and over and out of my way. I then remove a ceiling tile from Eric's office, using a flat head screwdriver. Luckily I am able to reach it. This square opens a spot in the middle of ceiling, between the office door and the paper wall I created. I then climb down the ladder and retrieve one of the trash bags full of post it notes. I climb back up the ladder and pour the contents of the bag through the hole in the ceiling into the office, in the area I created. I continue to do this until no more post it notes could possibly fit into the area behind Eric's door. I place the ceiling tiles, back into their proper positions. I put away ladder, gather my supplies and carry them back to the car. I lock Fangtasia's employee door and put the key in my pocket.

It is 6:45. I stop at Wendy's and get a Bacon classic cheeseburger combo and drive home.

By the time I get home it is 7:50. I power on my computer and open my email program. I rescind Eric's invitation again, just for good measure. Then I sit down and enjoy my Wendy's Bacon Classic cheeseburger. I turn on the TV, and put on HBO on demand. I find they have Sex and the city episodes. I have always wanted to see that show, so I start with the first one.

Just when I was starting to getting settled in to the show, I hear "you got mail" from my computer. I pause the show and walk over to the computer. I see I have 4 emails from Pam. I open the first one.

Email 1: It shows a picture of Eric, from behind, opening the door to his office and him being hit by a wall of post notes.

Email 2: This email is a picture of Eric, facing away from the camera, pushing through a sea of post it notes and the paper wall, to get into his office.

Email 3: The third picture is of him standing in the middle of his office, covered from head to toe in post it notes, staring at the Neon sign, once again facing away from the camera.

Email 4: The forth picture is of him standing behind his desk inspecting the bullet ridden license plate. This time he is facing towards the camera and is still covered in post it notes. The look on his face is priceless. He looks shocked and angered and amused all at the same time!

By now I am laughing my ass off! I am laughing so hard I am crying. I try to gather myself. I promised Pam I would email all the pictures to her home account as soon as I received them. So I send her an email with all 4 pictures. Then I see I have received more emails from Pam to open.

Email 5: It is a picture of Eric reading the note I taped to wrapped plaque. (He is still covered in post it notes)

Email 6: Is a picture of him sitting in his chair, reading the plaque, with an expression less look on his face and a raised eye brow.

Email 7: Is a picture of him looking at the video frame of me shooting the licenses plate. (It also plays the sounds from the video)By this picture he is starting to look very amused.

Email 8: Is an email from Pam, she tells me "I am so entertaining" and to remember to send her all the pictures. She can't wait to see them and informs me that Eric destroyed her phone, after he caught her taking the last picture. She is now using her back up phone. Then she informs me that, "Only a vamp could take those pictures, because no human is fast enough to take that many photos that quickly and email them without being caught by her Master." Then she reminds me to expect her over in a bit.
I send another quick email with the remaining pictures to Pam's home email. I can't wait till she gets here so I can show them to her!

I sit back down on the couch and finish watching the first episode of Sex and the City. By the time the episode is over there is a knock on the door. I get up to answer it. It is Pam.

"Hey Pam! How is my partner in crime?" Sookie says in an excited voice.

"Hello my Telepathic friend! That was quite a display you put on today!" Pam says with a large smirk.

"Please do come in Pam."
Pam and I walk to the living room and sit down. Pam looks on the TV and sees that I was watching Sex and the City and raises an eye brow.

I walk to the kitchen, get my computer and to show Pam the pictures. Pam has a very amused expression on her face as she looks through all the pictures!

"Ok, Pam the suspense is killing me! Tell me what happened!"

"Master came in tonight and went straight to his office. Before he opened the door, he recognized your smell and inquired if I knew why you were here today. I informed him, you said that "you needed to come by to borrow a dress." and I left it for you in my office. Then he attempted to open the door to his office. It was locked, so he broke the handle and proceeded to opened the door." Pam says recounting the evening.

"And?" Sookie says dieing for more details.

"When Master opened the door and saw all those post it notes, he was so shocked that he didn't move to avoid the wall of post it notes as they were falling on him." Pam actually laughs.

"It takes a lot to shock a Viking Vampire, Sookie!" Pam says continuing to laugh.

"Then he pulled one of the notes off his body and read it. He growled." Pam actually laughs out loud. I have never seen Pam truly laugh before.

"I can't believe you had them custom printed to read":

Property of Eric Northman

"MINE"

"It was priceless Sookie! Then he tore thought the paper wall and the post it notes, like a mad man. Once inside his office he froze in place taking in all the Post it notes that were on everything! He then threw one of the bookshelves through a wall, in anger.

Then he saw the 3 by 3 foot red blinking Neon sign."

The sign said:

Desk

"MINE"

(It had two arrows, one on either side of the words pointing down towards his desk.)

Pam is now laughing so hard, she has blood tears coming out of her eyes and I am almost afraid she might hurt herself laughing.

"Master growled so loud the whole building shook. Then he stood behind his desk and looked down upon that shard of metal with the big red bow, with what appeared to bullet holes in it. He stared at it for a moment in a confused manner, before he figured out what it was. What was it Sookie? " Pam asks while laughing.

"Oh, that was the "MINE" license plate. I decided it was time for some target practice, with my shot gun. I thought, what could possibly make a better target then the "MINE" license plate? I decided to give the plate back to Eric, since he seemed to like it so much!" Sookie says blushing slightly at her own antics.

"Sookie, the things you come up with!" Pam starts laughing again.

"Then Master sat at his desk and picked up the note that was attached to a wrapped present. He looked at it with confusion. What did it say Sookie." Pam inquires.

"It said "For your throne" I signed it with an S." I tell Pam.

"He then unwrapped the plaque and look at it for few moments, without expression. When he started to read it, he suddenly seemed entertained by it. What was written on the plaque?"

"The plaque said:"

This throne is the sole personal property of the one Eric Northman, Sheriff of area Five.

Copying, duplicating, removing, defacing, touching, sitting or generally approaching this throne,

is done so at your own grave personal risk.

Trademark and patient pending.

Violators will be drained.

"MINE"

"Now I know why Master was entertained by it! Sookie the things you come up with." Pam says thoroughly amused.

"Yes, that's me entertaining Sookie. So what was his reaction to the picture frame?" I inquire.

"He picked it up and looked at it for about 60 seconds or so. I heard Pat Benatar song "Hit me with you best shot" playing and the sound of gun fire. He got a lustful look in his eyes while looking at it. Did our sweet Telepath take naked, sexual pictures for my Master?" Pam says raising an eye brow.

"Lord NO! I hope he did not get all lustful looking at the video! Humph." I say appalled by the idea of giving Eric naked photos and the fact the video turned him on.

Pam smirks. She said that on purpose just to get a rise out of Sookie.

"I took a video today of myself, during target practice, shooting his beloved "Mine" license plate. I dress up like Lara Croft from Tome Raider and had my CD player, playing in the background. I shot all the bullets I had at that stupid tag! It was so much fun! Then I loaded the video of me shooting the plate into the frame."

"That explains a lot. Eric gets full of lust just thinking of fighting and battles. Seeing you will a shot gun, firing it, that is equal to porn for him. Plus I bet you were looking pretty tasty dressed like Lara Croft." Pam says licking her lips.

Oh that Pam!

"Yeah, well, don't you go getting any ideas!" Sookie flounders. She gets up to get her computer.

"Look this is the video here." I play the video for Pam.

"Yes, that is definitely Viking Vampire porn!" Pam laughs.

Sookie decides it is time to switch subjects, while she puts her computer away.

"Oh Pam, I want to show you what got delivered today. Now don't go getting any sexual ideas in your pretty little head, I don't think of you that way. OK?" Sookie says to Pam trying to making sure, she understands this is not a sexual advance toward her.

"Don't worry Sookie; I will behave." Pam says rolling her eyes.

Sookie takes Pam hand and pulls her towards her bed room.

"Look Pam, I got one of those sleep number beds! Have you ever seen one before? They have commercials for them on TV all the time. It feels like a dream! It even has a remote so you can adjust it to your exact preferences!" I dive on the bed and roll over to lay on my back.

"Come on Pam try it out, just no funny business ok?"

Pam raises and eye brow, then approaches the bed sits, turns and lays down on it. Sookie pushes the remote towards her.

"I always knew you wanted to go to bed with me Sookie!" Pam teases.

Sookie rolls her eyes at Pam.

"I am a sleep number 34, lets see what your sleep number is! This will be fun!" Sookie says proud of her new bed.

Pam takes the remote and starts pushing buttons. It ends up that Pam's sleep number is 45. Sookie rolls on her side to talk to Pam.

"Hey Pam, you are pretty good at picking paint colors right?

"I suppose, why?"

"I want to paint the inside of the house. I have narrowed it down to a few different colors for each room. But I am having a hard time deciding. I would love to get your option." Sookie says looking at Pam with a hopeful expression.

"Alright, show me the swatches." Pam says with a huff. But secretly she is enjoying this activity. I lead Pam, from room to room showing her the paint swatches and which room I want them in.

"You have to be cautious with choosing yellows Sookie; yellow is a very tricky color. It is common occurrence to pick a shade, which appears perfect for the room, but once on the walls it is entirely too bright. A bright yellow can look almost blinding for humans." Pam state in a knowledgeable tone.

N: Sookie and Pam look at all the colors and pick out the color Lettuce(a light green) for the kitchen, Rose 3 for the Dinning room, Pearl Blue for the living room, Cloud nine (a very light Blue) for the bathrooms and Evening sky (light purple) for her bedroom.

"Thanks so much for your help Pam. Now I can go buy the paint tomorrow, so I can get started! I can't wait! Let's go to the kitchen so I can heat a Blood for you."

I walk to the kitchen and put a Blood in the microwave for Pam. Pam is now sitting at the Kitchen table.

"Sookie, why does your table have the stench of a Were?"

"I don't know what you mean Pam?" Sookie says with a confused look. I take the blood out of the microwave and hand it to her.

"We can smell other supernaturals. I smell a Were wolf in your kitchen. Why was a Were here?" Pam says looking annoyed she had to explain this.

"I had a guy come over today to give me an estimate on the driveway. My God it was expensive! I had no idea! Well anyway, we sat at the table, while we went over the estimates." I say not really thinking it was such a big deal.

"It is about time you get your deteriorated drive way repaired. My car will require suspension system overhaul, if I have to continue to drive down your drive way in its current state. What was the name of the company?" Pam inquires, just before spotting the estimate on the table.

"Herveaux and Son Construction Company. I spoke with a man named Alcide. Is he a Were? Well that would explain why his mind felt like Sam's! Can you believe they wanted $8,000 for gravel, $20,000 for asphalt and $28,000 for concrete? He must think money grows on trees!" I say in surprise that Alcide is a Were and appalled that they want that much money to pave her driveway.

"I am unaware of the existence of any such trees. What did you decide on the driveway? I see the estimate here is for $7,000 for asphalt parking areas. Did you decide to fore go the drive way?" Pam inquires.

"A paved drive way was just too much money for me, right now. I want to save a nice portion of what I have, for my emergency fund. So I decide that, I would only get the parking area's paved in asphalt, I will have the rest done later. I will have them come back and finish more of the drive way, when I have enough saved for them pave the next 100 ft. Then I will save again. It will take a while, to pave the whole driveway, but you know what they say, patience is a virtue and anything worth doing is worth doing right."

"I am unaware of what these "They" people say. I know little of virtue, I am vampire." Pam says like the fact she is Vampire explains it all.

"Well, Pam I have enjoyed seeing you tonight. Thanks so much for your help with my revenge on Eric and with choosing paint colors! But it is time for me to go to bed, I am tired."

"I will return to my duties Sookie. It was my pleasure to participate in your revenge on Eric. I will have material to torment him with for years to come! Plus I have pictures!"

Pam says laughing with a little too much enthusiasm.

I walk Pam to the door.

"Goodnight Pam." Sookie says while give Pam another hug. Pam was slightly less surprised this time.

"Goodnight my Telepathic friend." Pam leaves out the door.

Woo what a day. I can't wait to climb into my bed.

I go to the bathroom to clean up for bed and put a night gown on. I climb into my new sleep number bed and fall asleep before my head hits the pillow.

N: As soon as Sookie is asleep, Pam sneaks back in, to search her home for her Master. She takes a mental inventory of everything in Sookie's bedroom and bathroom. She kisses the sleeping Telepath on the cheek as she is leaving.

"Good night Sookie, my friend." Pam says as she leaves for the final time tonight.