"Eliza? Please wake up." They were in the hospital. Everyone was tired, especially Mello. They'd spent the last two nights in the hospital, waiting, waiting for Eliza to wake up. Mello bit into the chocolate ferociously. "You know what," he said. "I'm going. I need a computer, there's something I need to do." He walked. He walked for ages. He still couldn't find a computer store. "There," he whispered. There was a shop called Sony. Mello slipped in. Girls giggled. "Isn't he hot?" one whispered. Mello scowled and walked over to where they had computers; he grabbed one and ran off. "THIEF!" "He stole the computer! "So hawt!" Contacts: you have no contacts yet. Mello sat at the house, his computer in his arms and he emailed Near. He'd never had emailed Near in the past but hell right then he had to. From: melloand chocolate To: nriver3710020 "Mello?" Mello had never thought he'd be glad to hear that shitty boy's voice. Ever. "Near fucking River have you ever heard of a fucking world where there are creepy people who don't know anything and one doesn't even fucking know what chocolate is, isn't that fucking stupid? But I guess he is kind of ok, sort of, we made a kind of a shitty alliance and now I'm stuck here." Near couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Mello? Aren't you supposed to be smart? No offence, of course," he said, throwing an arrow at the dart board. "The fuck is that supposed to mean?" "It's pretty obvious," said Near. "You were all transported from your own worlds for a reason. You were the ones meant to SAVE them." "But...I'm not a h-nothing." If he ever told Near that he wasn't a hero, Mello would die. "Yeah, you're not a hero," said Near. "But you all have qualities that can turn you into heros. "And you may see life as a competition between you and I, but I see life as L winning, and me and you being a team, because we are." Mello heard a toy train on a toy train track. Near was playing with his toys again. He slammed his computer down. "Eliza's returned from the hospital," said Annie. She was still wearing her Praada fur coat. Mello wondered if she ever took it off. Yeah, probably not. Eliza walked in, her eyes darting around the place. She sat down and sighed. "Why do you have a computer?" asked Ariana, breaking the silence. He didn't say anything. /go kill yourself/ /we all dislike you/ As usual, Ariana. It's nothing new. His computer seemed to be malfunctioning. It was making a weird noise; 'beep! Bap! Boop!' "Hey, Mello, how about you open the computer and see if someone is trying to contact you by computer?" said Annie sarcastically. "Great idea," grumbled Mello, opening the computer. A H popped up on the screen. "Hallie," said Mello. "How the hell did you contact me?" "Well, Near found out the IP address of your computer by tracking it from his email, and I typed it in and an M-" "Yes, okay, I get it," said Mello. "Why are you calling me?" "You need to be careful." "Oh, no fucking way! I never would have thought to be CAREFUL. I'm stuck in a new fucking world, with strangers who enjoy telling me to kill myself, annoyingly suspicious waiters who think I'm a girl, and girls who say I'm hot when I'm bloody not interested, but yeah, it's kind of easy to be careful." "Mello, stop being sarcastic," said Hallie urgently. "This is serious. You need to save us. All of you. Near told me that you were summoned by some angels or something but you need to come. All of you. This thing with Kira is getting worse, and the worlds that your teammates are from are in danger too." "They're not my teammates." "Oh, shut the fuck up, Mihael Keehl. This is serious." "Since when are we on first name terms? And since when do you swear?" sniggered Mello. "Just take into consideration-you sound stupid." Deadly silence. Mello gulped. "Nothing!" "Well, that was Hallie," said Mello bitterly. "And she thinks we're teammates." "That's actually a good idea," said Armin. "Don't you think we should team up if we're going to save these worlds? We don't belong here, Mello, that's obvious. But we need to fix the worlds that we do belong in. We all have problems. In my world, there are titans." "In mine, there's a crazy mass murderer who can kill people with just a name and face," said Mello, breaking his chocolate in two and licking one of the pieces. "In my world, people are getting killed off, just because people enjoy watching it," said Ariana. "Gaia is a murderous Earth who wants to murder everyone," said Annie, shaking her head. "Well, Neverland is great-" "REYA!" "But I guess it has some flaws? And I'm also the daughter of Poseidon so Gaia is sort of my problem too," said Reya. "Weeping angels," said Eliza simply, before slumping back into the couch. "See?" said Armin. "We need to fix things. We're SUPPOSED to fix things. That's why we're here. We're the heroes, and the heroines." /Hero./ Mello blinked. "I guess you're right..." he reached into his pocket for more chocolate but pulled out a cigarette instead. "Oh, for God's sake," he said. "Matt and his fucking cigarette addiction." He took off his necklace. "I'm going to rent this thing out. I need money for more chocolate. Is anyone coming with me?" Everyone shook their heads. BEEP! BOP! BAP! Mello opened the screen. An N appeared. "Don't rent out your necklace for chocolate, Mello," he said. "It's Near again," Mello told everyone who was listening. "And Near, the shit head, is usually right." "I heard that," said Near. "Quick advice: Annie took some of your chocolate. She wants to make pie and put the chocolate inside the pie." "How the hell would you know that?" said Mello incredulously. "I have my ways," said Near and the screen went black. "Annie," said Mello. "Yesss? What do you want, /Mihael Keehl/?" she said slyly. "GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE."