Hey ya'll, this is gonna be a weird chapter, hope You enjoy it... or not... or have some sort of emotion about it. Ok, this is gonna be kinda funny though... hee-hee!
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~The author.


Another Boondocks Story: Lies, Laughs, And Cries.
Chapter 9: The Hunt.

Caeser Turned to Riley, and Riley stared back, his soon shock look, turned into a grin.

"What, you thank you little "Under-cover, Super- secret Agent man" is out to get you again and he is trying to let you know by texting you a frowny face!"

The group stared at him. Caeser made a little mummbling laughter, which was sterned out by Huey's quick glare.

"No, Riley. I'm serious. And I already SAID that it was our... dad." Riley's face grew less apealing when he heard his brother say the "D-A-D" word. It made his stomach turn, because he thought he'd never seen a human being so HEARTLESS to still be living on this earth, without even getting to know his own son, face-to-face.

"Well,..." Cindy said to breack up the intention between the two brothers.

"Well, what is it? WAz it say, nigga?"

Huey sighed, as he began to read the text out loud.

"Hey, I saw you today, Did you see me? Hahaa, hope you didn't!"

"aaah!" Caeser cringed, which ordered a viscous, "Stop-playing" Stare from huey. He caught the message and got serious.

"Well, whose it from?" Caeser asked, now fully concerned.

"It, doesn't say- hold up... I'm getting another one." Huey began to read it outloud as well.

"I Also saw Riley, and was that your girl-friend? Nice catch isn't she? Ha-ha! Well, we might just have to do something about that..."

He looked up from his cell phone to the gang, whose faces were in shock, and fright.

"Nigga, that's creepy!" Cindy said clutching on Riley's left arm, which caused a face of discust toward her.

"Y-yeah, t-that just strange..." Caeser stuttered.

"I'm not so scared!" Jazmine said with her preppy voice.

The group stared at her in shock.

"What?" She questioned.

"Jazmine, your thought your teddy bear was a terrorist and you ain't scared?" Caeser questioned.

"Nope, not at all!" She cheered.

"Jazmine, this dude could be a stalker, a pediphole, or a prison escaper, he could even be a terrorist out for blood, he could even be a transfestite, and you aren't the least bit afraid?" Huey stated looking down at her.

Her eyes welled it up and tears. "Oh no-"

"!" They all glared at Huey, Jazmine had the worst, most depressing, horrible cry ever.

"Waaah, argah, huh-huh-huh! Waaaaaaahhhhh! Wahh!"

Huey sighed out loud.

"JAZ-MINE! Stop crying, PLEASE!" Huey yelled, shaking her as she covered her face with her hands.

"Waaaaaaaaahh! W-wwere, a-all gonna be ANALLY RAPED!" Riley looked at Caeser, and Caeser give him a half glare, as he covered up his butt with his hands and stepped away from him, resulting with a giggle from Cindy, and frustrated, offended, Riley.

"JAZMINE, were not gonna be ANALLY RAPED!, IT's just a test message... oh here is another one." She soon became quite as he read out loud.

"Is that... CRYING I hear, I don't like crying, not at all... why do you think I got read of YOU TWO!"

Riley Glared, Fist balled up.

"THAT PUNK NI-" Cindy hugged him, and whispered something into his ear, which seemed to calm him down, and he began to hug her back.

Huey was still mad.

"H-huey-" Jazmine started.

"We are going to find this man." He said turning his phone off, and running up his stairs, while the group all gave each other glances, and he quickly returned with a poster board, and with five diffrent colored markers. He swiftly walked over to the kitchen table, pulled out a chair, and sat down, placeing the poster and markers in front of him.

"THE HUNT." He labled the poster board.

They all exchanged glances for one last time a joined him at the table. Riley sat across from his brother and in his lap was Cindy. Jazmine pulled out the seat beside huey and sat down. And Caeser looked around, and couldn't find a seat and let out an "AWE" And jazmine looked up at him.

"Oh, sorry, caeser, you can Have my seat" she said getting up.

"Thank you!" He sat down.

"YOUR welcome."

"Well, were are you going to- WHAT TH-" Jazmine plopped herself on Huey lap.

"JAZMINE WH-" The grouped glared at huey, having enough of her cries, Jazmine not noticeing.

"-What color do you want?" He said some what annoyed.

"OHhhhh! I Want PINK!" She exploaded reaching her arm across the table and snatching up the pink marker. (Giving huey QUITE a view, of her bottom side.)

"Jazmine, here use this crayon, the last time you used marker your hands were pink for a month." Jazmine quinted her eyes at huey as the grouped laughed at her and she snatched the crayon from huey.

"Ok, Everyone else, grab one."

"OH, blue." Cindy said grabbing the dark blue one.

"AYem yo! I call RED." Riley said snatching up the red marker. "RED, NIGGA, YEA!"

"I guess I got, brown?" Caeser said slowly picking up the brown one.

"Ha-ha, caeser has the dookie color!" Jazmine taunted playfully.

"Well half of us here ARE the "Dookie color", sister!" He replied.

She stuck her toughn out at him.

"ANYWAY!" Huey said with rage, causeing everyone to act more stern than ever.

"Here's the plan,... "

Huey drew out a map of the neigbor hood, were Riley and Cindy were at the edge of the park, at the bench Huey and Jazmine once sat on, watching Cindy kick riley's butt at backetball, and he placed too little descusted frowny faces, one blue, and one red.

"AYE! What's that... is that suppose ta be me and reezy?" Cindy hollered.

"NO,... that's how you make feel, now hush!" Cindy's jaw dropped open.

"You too,are going to be on look out, for any suspicous person you see... and that does NOT MEAN HOMELESS PEOPLE OR ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 35!"

Riley rolled his eyes.

"Ok Caeser,..." Huey drew a idiotic brown face and a peppy pink face at the bus stop square. "You and Jazmine, will look out at the bus station."

"B-" Huey gave Jazmine a stern glare, but she cam out with it anyway.

"But were will you be, I want to be with you!"

"Jazmine, I'll be looking for him, Just text me if you need me... Caeser will be with you." Huey said, tappping her back to make her get up.

"Does everyone understand the plan?" Huey said, and they all nodded.

"Ok, go get stationed."

They all gave him a questioned look.

"What do I look like? Former president bush? I'm not a failing leader! When I say go, GO!" Huey yelled and they all barged out the door. He sighed at them and slowly followed.


Ohhh, leadership, ok this one wasn't so funny, but the next one will be,... I promise!