Team Rocket's Public Service Announcement

Prepare for trouble

Make it double

To protect the world from unplanned pregnancy

To safely unite bodies in urgency

To denounce the evils of AIDS and Herpes

To ensure no more accidents like you twerpies

Jessie

James

Team Rocket, making sure condoms are used day and night

Make sure they don't break, or you could be in for a fright

Meowth, Dat's right!

(Team Rocket throws condom packages at the twerps before Pikachu sends them flying with a well-aimed thunderbolt. Brock pockets the majority of them, even though he's probably never going to get a chance to use them due to Misty, Max, and Crogunk dragging him away from any potential love interest. Keep tryin', Brock-o!)

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AN: Out of all of the parodies I've done, this is probably my favourite. What could be better than Team Rocket teaching sex-ed? Besides, it wasn't easy finding something to rhyme with pregnancy and herpes.

Oh, and let it be said, I love Brock and I've always felt sorry for him when he doesn't get the girl.