You guys are wondering from the description of my story, why isn't the Starfires coming out? Well, they're coming out now!
Disclaimer: Mage of Hope doesn't own South Park, only the OCs!
Once Ricky changed her Goth clothes into her regular thief clothes, she sighed and wandered around town. Now that she's recruited the Goth kids, she knew she had to return to the humans and tell them about her success.
Then again, what if...what if she betrayed Cartman and went to the elves. They seemed nice, especially that Kyle character, but she also knew they harmed innocent kids who weren't even playing the game. And Kyle, the ruler of the elves, knew about it and didn't do a thing.
As Ricky wondered what to do, she spotted a young girl with red hair clutching her injured arm, which had a bleeding scratch on it, and she was crying. Ricky remembered her name was Rebecca and ran towards her. "Hey! Are you okay?!"
"N-no...look, can you take me to the Girls? They'll take care of me," sobbed Rebecca. "I'll tell you where they are."
Following the coordinates, Rebecca and Ricky went to the Girls' secret meeting spot, where the girls were currently holding a meeting when they saw Rebecca and Ricky. Immediantly, they went to a panic and some of them rushed towards Rebecca.
"Oh my gosh, are you alright?!"
"You're bleeding all over!"
"Who did this to you?!"
"Guys, give her space!" shouted Ricky as one of the girls was bandaging Rebecca's arm.
"Thanks...I think I'll be alright," said Rebecca. "As for the arm, some boys dressed like elves did this to me."
This raised angry protests from the girls as they started shouting all over. "Them again?!"
"This is like the 10th time!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Goddamn boys!"
"Enough! Enough, everyone!" yelled Wendy, slamming her mallet over and over. "Clearly, we need to make a solution to the boys stupid game, all in favor? Sparkle, sparkle."
"Sunshine!" everyone cheered in agreement, finally fed up with the boys.
"What's going on?" asked Ricky, confused.
Wendy announced, "Since Ricky is new to all of this, I'll make the details as short and quick as possible. You see, ever since the boys started their stupid game about Dungeons and Dragons and protecting some stick, some of them thought that we were part of the enemy and attacked us countless times. We got lots of injuries and we have had it!"
"Yeah!"
"That's right!"
"Down with the boys!"
"Boo!"
"However, we don't know how to deal with the boys, but since you're the only female member in that game, we thought you might know a solution."
Then, Ricky got the best idea ever. Why didn't she think of it before? She spoke up and requested, "I have an idea! In the game, there are two kingdoms, the Elves, and the Humans. Kyle leads the Elves, and a fatso named Cartman leads the Humans."
"Ew!"
"Cartman?"
"I knew he was behind this!"
"That fatass!"
Ricky seemed surprised. "You know them?"
"Well, Kyle is my boyfriend's best friend," explained Wendy. "As for Cartman, he is the most annoying, sadistic, little piece of crap ever to walk upon this world!"
"Finally, someone who agrees with me!" agreed Ricky. "Anyways, the two kingdoms are enemies, so I was thinking...maybe there might be a third kingdom!"
"A third?" asked Bebe.
"Yeah! We can create the third kingdom! We've got a lot of girls, and that should be enough to form a kingdom!"
"I dunno..." muttered a girl named Heidi.
"Oh come on! It'll be fun!" said Rebecca. "Besides, this'll be the perfect chance for vengeance and we can avange the other girls who were beaten badly!"
"Yeah!" everyone cheered.
"But what if the boys beat us up anyways?" asked Lisa. "Then what?"
"Actually, one time, I was beaten by some boys, so I told their Moms, and the next time they saw me, they got scared of me and ran off at the sight of me!" revealed a girl.
"But we have no fighting experience!"
"I can teach you! Did you know I'm a black belt?" said Ricky.
"Okay, let's say we form this kingdom," started Wendy. "But we need more information about this game."
Therefore, Ricky explained all of the rules of the game to the girls, including the Stick of Truth, more secrets of the Kingdoms, the classes, and finally, about the Raping Chamber. At first, the girls didn't believe her, but when Ricky presented proof by showing them the pictures she secretly took, they believed her, and it increased their vengeance against the boys.
"Alright, anyone who wants to object to having a secret third kingdom, come forth now," called Wendy. Nobody moved or said anything. "Alright, the establishment of the third kingdom will commence! Sparkle sparkle!"
"Sunshine!"
"Wait!" called out Annie. "We need a kingdom name! We can't just go on nameless!"
The girls started chatting, knowing full well that Annie was correct. Ricky spoke up and said, "Alright, then let's hear some girl names! But I should warn you, that if our name is too girly, the boys will think we're sissies and just damsels in distress! Trust me, I've seen shows like that where the boys think the girls are powerless!"
That got the girls to reconsider their ideas as they thought carefully. One girl raised her hand and suggested, "How about...The Glittering Fighters?"
"A good choice, but glittering kinda gives it away," said Ricky.
"Pink Fires!"
"No, the Wonderous Women!"
"No, the Beautiful Beauties!"
"Girls, girls! Please!" said Wendy, quieting down the crowd. "We all have to make one decision, and Ricky is right. We have to choose a cool name, and not too much as a girly name."
"How about the Amazons?" suggested Ricky. "Doesn't really sound girly, and the Amazons are warrior women who are under the command of Wonder Woman."
"Yeah, but the rest of us don't think it's really good enough. And it's not even a little girly," said Bebe, making the other girls murmur in agreement with her.
"What about...I know! Starfire!" said Wendy. "We can call ourselves, the Starfires!"
"You mean like from Teen Titan?" asked Ricky, surprised.
"Yeah! My favorite character is Starfire, and she's so kind and nice and good-looking!" agreed Bebe.
"Yeah! And I love her powers too!" said Heidi.
"I think Beast Boy's pretty cute, but Starfire is the best!" said Rebecca.
"Then it's all decided? Everyone votes for the Starfires?" asked Wendy. "If so, sparkle sparkle."
"SUNSHINE!" everyone cheered in agreement.
"I also think we should nominate Ricky as the leader of the Starfires."
"Wait, why me?" asked Ricky. "It seems like you're the leader of the girls."
"Yes, but since you have more knowledge of the game and most likely to beat up more boys, we think you should you should be the leader," explained Wendy. "Anyone agree?"
"Yes!" all the girls said in unison.
"Oh, but I still get to be the leader of the girls, not the game."
Ricky nodded. "Okay. But I don't want to be called 'Queen.' I want to be called Empress! Or at the very least, leader."
"Very well."
"Alright, in order for the Starfires to work, we need weapons, armor, and more people to join. Are there other girls that might be willing to join us?" asked Ricky, strategizing the plan.
"Well, I know a lot of girls,' spoke up a girl. "And they know the Raisin girls, so they might help us, for the fair price."
"Who are the Raisins?"
"Oh, they're just these girls who work in a restaurant called 'Raisins,' and lots of boys harrass them ever since the game started," explained Annie.
"Wait a minute," called Nicole. "My boyfriend, Token, is playing in the game. I don't want to fight him."
"Then you can avoid him when you encounter him or fight other boys. Or, you don't have to play with the Starfires if you don't want to," reasoned Ricky.
"Nicole, remember when those elves took that teddy bear Token gave you? Don't you want that back?" asked a girl.
Nicole pondered for a moment before looking serious. "You're right. Alright, I'll do it."
"Sweet." Ricky pulled out her phone and started texting something. "Now, all we need are the Goth kids and our recruiting is complete."
"Wait, wait wait. You recruited the goth kids?" asked one girl. "Why would you do that?"
"It's a long story. But the point is, they'll be on our side once they get my message."
"Wait, we didn't agree to have boys over," spoke up another girl. "We'll fight boys, but we can't fight with boys!"
"Oh come on! That Firkle kid looks pretty cute!" argued a girl.
"He creeps me out!"
"What about that Henrietta girl? She gives me the creeps!"
"At least the other two emo boys aren't as energetic as the other boys!"
"Guys! Guys!" called Ricky. "In order to fight tougher boys that we can't defeat, we have to have boys to fight other boys. Like, men vs men! Haven't you thought of leaving the tough work to boys?"
The girls glanced at one another before murmuring. "Yeah, she's right."
"If it's just a few boys, then it'll be alright."
"As long as that Henrietta girl stays away from me, I'll be fine."
"Looks like we do need a few boys."
"It seems the girls have agreed to your request, Ricky," spoke Wendy. "What now?"
"Next, we'll have to do titles and commanders and all that other stuff. Wendy, from this day forward, since you are the leader of the girls, I herby announce you as Wendy, Warrior Princess!"
"Hmm...Warrior Princess...I love it!" squealed Wendy.
"Hey! What about us!" called Bebe, raising her hand.
"And me!"
"Why don't we get names too?"
"I wanna title!"
"Alright! Alright! Each of you will get a title!" announced Ricky, trying to calm down the crowd. "Jeez, this is harder than I thought! Next, we'll recruit the other girls and get the Goth Kids, and then we go shopping for armor and weapons, and I know just the places..."
(All of the girls, and Goth kids, that were part of the Starfires starts to enter the mall in slow motion. Then, they started running into clothing shops or weapons stores and as fast as they could, picking out armor and weapons.)
Live to win, till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes (Ricky and a few other girls pick out their armor and weapons while other girls in other shops do the same thing.)
Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting until you fall (Wendy and some girls appeared out of the dressing rooms, wearing full armor and weapons as they yelled a victorious battle cry before paying for the stuff)
Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in (Ricky began teaching the girls how to do some quick-to-learn martial arts moves except for the Goth Kids who were texting and listening in their IPhones.)
Let another round begin, live to win! (Some girls beat down some dummies that were dressed up like boys.)
Yeah, live, yeah, win! (Soon, the Starfires cleared the whole playground and defeated all of the dummies dressed up like boys, which were all torn to pieces.)
"We're doing it! We're getting stronger!" cheered Bebe.
"Not yet! The real challenge will come soon!" warned Ricky, making the other girls cheer for their small victory for now.
Live to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes (Now, the girls are in a tent, strategizing a plan as they placed a map of South Park on a table.)
Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting 'till you fall (Everyone continues practicing their fighting, even the Goth Kids, which they weren't doing a good job at it)
Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in (A girl bows to Ricky, who bows back, then the girl jumps up and kicks a dummy's head off, making the girl astonished.)
Let another round begin, live to win! (More girls slash off dummies' heads or stab through them countless times.)
Yeah, live, yeah, win!
"Nice work, everyone!" called out Ricky once every member of the Starfires were in the Raisins, being served food. "But, there are some bad news I must tell you..."
After saying that, Ricky started explaining to everyone about how aliens kidnapped her one night and took her to a spaceship. The next day, she found out that Taco Bell was really the spaceship that crashed before and that the government plans to blow up the town with bombs very soon. Also, there was a mysterious green goo that turned people into Nazi Zombies and that the only way to kill them is the head, like what zombies do. As proof, she presented the recorder and everyone listened to it. Afterwards, everyone believed her.
"What do we do?" wondered Bebe.
"Nothing for now. When we get more information on this stuff, we'll have to act quickly to prevent this," replied Ricky.
"Why can't we just tell the police about this?" wondered one of the girls.
"Because even if we do, the government is much more powerful! We'll have to defeat them in a small, but effective way as soon as possible!"
"Everyone! I found out from Twitter that the Stick of Truth is in the school, in Kyle's desk!" spoke up Annie, typing in her phone. "Also, the Humans and Elves are inside, fighting for the Stick!"
"Then, let's hurry and go there right now! They won't expect a third kingdom to invade, especially girls! And Goth kids!" announced Ricky. "Is everyone ready?!"
"HUZZAH!" everyone cheered before running towards the school.
Ha, you weren't expecting that, were you? The song during the Starfires preparing for war was Live to Win, from the episode, Make Love, not Warcraft. I love that song, so I thought it should fit in this so the girls would prepare and take vengeance.
