Sorry, I have WAY to much free time. What do y'all think? If you could get my reference in chapter 7, you get a free one shot of your choice. I'm going to start adding in one shots of my personal favorite rules. This is how and how not to prank Galloway and get away with it. It may be a little shorter. And it may include how to prank others as well.

Chapter 9:

#67: Don't get caught. ;)

(What its true)

#68: Always think of something good.

(Like the time me, Dusk, and Amber hogtied him, glued him to the wall in his room, put annoying songs on repeat and made him believe in ghosts)

(Amber: that was priceless)

#69: Do not do anything that will damage his life.

(I know we do not like him)

(But his death would cause WAY to much paperwork)

(And raise questions)

(Ironhide)

#70: If you pull a prank on him, attempt to get him fired.

(Maybe a new liaison would be better)

#71: Superglueing his mouth shut is not the same as superglueing 'bots' gears together.

(Your just lucky us humans have two ways to breath through)

(Sideswipe, Sunstreaker)

#72: When Galloway comes, activate your ducky holograms.

(It's a running joke here at NEST)

(Scares the crap outta him too)

#73: Please do not have everyone hide when he comes over so the base looks abandoned.

(We do not need to call in the US coast guard and Us navy seals AND the US federal police)

#74: Please refrain from asking him to pose for a portrait before trying to shoot him.

(Ironhide, we had a hard time persuading him to not press charges)

(Somehow Sunstreaker still managed to paint him)

#75: Do call him Galloway when he corrects you to say Director.

(It drives him absolutely bonkers)

#76: Do roll your eyes and reply with a snappy comeback when he says 'Respect'.

(Galloway: Young lady, you will show respect to your elders or I will have you sent off this island)

(Me: So how old are you? 60? 80? 100?)

(Galloway: I am not old! I am 45!)

(Me: So which is it: respect an 100 year old you, or ignore a 45 year old you?)

(I personally like option two)

#77: Please tell me whatever prank you come up with so that I may have a front row seat.

I know it was kinda lame. I didn't have enough ideas. Most just blended together. If y'all have any suggestions I'll add em in. Thanks. Sorry