Sheen and Jimmy's guide to the various guys Cindy Vortex has liked…
Bold is by Sheen, bold and italicized is Jimmy's.
1. Nick Dean: Cindy has had a crush on Nick for awhile. That's not uncommon since he's one of the most popular guys in our school. Luckily, I mean…Um. This only lasted for a couple of months until Cindy saw what a self-centered, girl stealing, jerkfaced, loser, drug abuser…
Uh, Jimmy?
Sorry.
that he is. He is now have been rumored to be running around and making out with Betty Quinlin. So in my mind Nick was a guy not worthy of Cindy's attention or anything else.
2. Eustice Strytch: Cindy also seemed to like this guy. But that was only because he was rich. At least I'm pretty sure, because why would Cindy like a guy that has buckteeth and laughs like the Zorac King off UltraLord? Also I'm pretty sure that he was only using Cindy to get to Jimmy. Which when you think about it is a pretty good idea. I wonder why the other villains haven't thought of that? Because when you think about it, Cindy does seem to be Jimmy's only weakness…
Excuse me?
Truth hurts dude.
3. Timmy Turner: Cindy also had a crush on my other-dimensional friend. However, this was only because Turner was lying the whole time to make him like her. This was foiled by yours truly. Unfortunately, I still had to share her with him at the dance. I don't think she likes him anymore though. After all, she doesn't like guys with buckteeth.
How would you know that?
Can you think of anymore?
Nice subject change. And yeah I can.
Really? Who?
4. Jimmy Neutron: Jimmy is probably Cindy's main crush as of now. Probably because he's smart and she likes smart people. But it is very weird. Not like I'm against the whole Jimmy/Cindy thing, because I'm not. I think they make a very cute couple (after me and Libs of course!). ANYWAY, this is the guy that most people think Cindy should date and I agree. I don't care much for Cindy but maybe she could get him out of his lab for a bit. I swear he lives like a hermit!
Thanks.
You're the one who's in love with her!
So what if I'm in love with Cindy? At least I don't…
Um, excuse me. WHAT?!
Uh, hey Cindy.
Wow. That was weird! What are the chances that Cindy would walk in right as Jimmy is confessing his lover for her!? And why are you elbowing me?
Sheen…
Jimmy what is going on?! AND WHAT ARE THESE!!
Well, the first one is the journal entry I wrote on you, the second one is Jimmy's and the last one is our list of all the guys you've ever liked.
"Jimmy is Cindy's main..." ARE YOU SUGGESTING I AM IN LOVE WITH JIMMY NEUTRON?
Yeah. Its pretty obvioous.
Um. I can explain that, Cin.
Good. You'd better start.
I'm leaving this….
Coming Soon! Will Jimmy and Cindy finally kiss? Will Sheen EVER get an A in English? Stay tuned!
