Sorry for the wait... lots of real life drama and obligations. Anyway. So, I was just listening to "Now That I Know" by, Devendra Banhart, and this chapter just kind of happened. If you would like a sound track for this chapter I highly recommend going youtube and giving the song a listen. I'm personally not a fan of songfics, so I haven't included the lyrics or anything, but if you've been through any sort of loss you should understand how this song relates. The song is really quite beautiful.

Elissa: I've got news.

Elissa: You're not going to like it.

Craig: What is it?

Elissa: Just come outside. I'm in front of your house.

Elissa: I told him.

Ash: How did he take it?

Elissa: Surprisingly well, for someone whose life has just been ruined.

Ash: So you've decided to keep it then?

Elissa: I haven't decided anything.

Ash: Be strong. I'll be over in an hour.

Ash: I can't come over tonight, but I left my sociology notes in your desk if you need them. XOXO

Tweek: Thanks. What's going on.

Ash: Girl stuff. Can't say.

Tweek: Okay.

Elissa: I don't blame you if you never want to speak to me again.

Craig: Not your fault.

Elissa: Well... yeah, it sort of is.

Craig: It's half my fault.

Elissa: What are we going to do about it?

Craig: I don't know. It's yours to decide.

Elissa: No, it's not just mine.

Craig: Do whatever you think is best.

Elissa: I have no fucking clue what I think is best. That's why I'm asking you.

Craig: We're kids. How the hell should we know?

Elissa: No, Craig. We stopped being kids when we started this thing.

Craig: I don't know. I don't fucking know.

Elissa: Well, maybe you should have thought of it before you fucked me.

Craig: ...

Elissa: Forget it.

Ash: Hey, Bebe, do you remember that time you thought you were pregnant so you stole your cousin's morning after pill?

Bebe: Yeah...

Ash: Do you happen to have access to any more of those pills?

Bebe: Oh my god. Do you think you're pregnant? I don't have any pills. Morning after pills only work the morning after anyway.

Ash: Where did you hear that? And, I'm not pregnant. It's for a friend.

Bebe: Why do you think they are called morning after pills? Who is pregnant then?

Ash: Nevermind. And, telling you who it is would be a major violation of female bro-code.

Bebe: I'll find out.

Ash: So why bother asking?

Bebe: If you are pregnant, then you and Tweek would make a pretty baby.

Ash: Um... thanks?

Craig: I am so fucked.

Tweek: What else is new?

Craig: Elissa is pregnant.

Tweek: Okay. That IS new.

Craig: I am so fucked.

Tweek: Gaaah! You are serious! What are you going to do? You're only in High School, if you have a kid then you'll drop out and have to do menial jobs for the rest of your life and just barely scrape by. You'll live on food stamps! What are you going to do?

Craig: Remind me never to come to you for reassurance.

Tweek: Why does everyone I know end up getting fucked? Why does the universe hate all of my friends?

Craig: You are trolling.

Tweek: Yeah, pretty much.

Craig: Fuck you.

Tweek: Alright, I deserved that. But, on the bright side, my parents are at a coffee convention in Portland.

Craig: How does that make anything better?

Tweek: Well, now when you and Elissa get kicked out of the house and shunned by your families you'll have a place to stay. Right next to Butters and my little sister Lolita. I can rename the place Tweak's Crisis Center.

Craig: Isn't your little sister named Lamia? And fuck you if you are joking about having room in your house for us.

Tweek: Yeah, but Lamia is turning into a Lolita. And, no I'm not joking about having space. We have too much space. Ever since we became a coffee chain we've been in a big house with nothing to fill it with. Come on over. Butters has been here ever since his fucktard parents disowned him.

Criag: You sound like daytime TV.

Tweek: Really? That dramatic? If anything I should be more dramatic. Bad things happen to everyone I care about.

Craig: Can I move in today?

Tweek: You told your parents?

Craig: No. I'm not doing that until I'm away from the house.

Tweek: Smart move. How about Elissa?

Craig: She's with me.

Tweek: Might as well move you both in a once. You'll be sharing sleeping quarters in all likelihood.

Craig: Yeah.

Tweek: This is the longest conversation we've had in a while.

Craig: Yeah.

Tweek: Okay, I'll stop texting you now. See you in a bit.

Lamia: Why did you call me while I was in class?

Tweek: Where are the futons?

Lamia: I don't know. Have you checked in the front hall closet?

Tweek: Yeah. Nothing but tennis gear.

Lamia: Try the tea room. They might be with the yoga mats.

Tweek: Ah! Good guess. Got them. Thanks.

Lamia: No problem.

Lily: I was in the shower. Why did you call so many times?

Lamia: I think Craig and Elissa are living in my house. And, I just got my period.

Lily: Wow. Doesn't everyone in South Park live at your house at one time or another? And, congrats on your period! Welcome to womanhood! We'll have to celebrate this weekend.

Lamia: I think they got busted for drugs or something. And, thanks. But, it hurts. I'm already sick of it.

Lily: Get them out of your house! You don't want to be housing fugitives! Do you want me to bring some midol?

Lamia: Tweek brought them here. If we were in any trouble he would have flipped the fuck out already. But, still. It feels like we've become some sort of wayward youth communal living facility. And, no thanks. The drug store is two minutes away from here. I'll just go get some myself.

Lily: Lol. You are a wayward youth colony.

Lamia: How are you anyway?

Lily: Fine. Pip has been practically living at my house.

Lamia: Nice.

Lily: I know. ^_^

Lamia: Ugh. It's getting dark, I'd better go to the store before the creepers come out.

Lily: Good luck! Don't get raped!

Lamia: You are too kind.

Tweek: Have you seen my sister?

Lily: She is out getting midol.

Tweek: Eeww. "She's out." Would have sufficed. Thanks.

Lily: *eyeroll* Any time.

Tweek: Okay, it's been two hours. Is she at your house now?

Lily: No. She isn't here. Have you tried calling her?

Tweek: Yeah, but she wont answer her phone.

Lily: I'll try her.

Tweek: Thanks.

Lily: I'm getting worried. I called AND texted her like ten times, and she isn't answering. Will you run down to the drugstore and see if she's still there for some reason?

Tweek: Okay.

Lily: Did you find her.

Tweek: They said she was here a couple of hours ago.

Lily: Oh, my god. This isn't okay. Have you tried her boyfriend's house?

Tweek: Yeah. She's not there either.

Lily: I'm worried.

Tweek: What should I do?

Lily: I don't know. I've started calling around. No one has seen her.

Tweek: I'm going to call the cops.

Lily: Okay. I'm coming over.

Tweek: No, stay where you are in case she shows up there.

Lily: Okay.

Craig: Why are there cops outside of the house. Did someone call the cops on us?

Tweek: No. Lamia's missing. I'm outside with them.

Craig: I see you.

Tweek: The hospital called me just now. She's there.

Lily: Oh my god. I'm already on my way. Why didn't we try the hospital first?

Tweek: I'll meet you there. The cops are calling my parents. Craig and Elissa are staying at my place still. The cops don't know they're there.

Lily: I'm in the lobby where are you?

Tweek: Floor 4. Bed 9.

Ash: What happened?

Tweek: My sister was hit by a car. She's not looking good.

Ash: Do you want me to come over?

Tweek: We're at the hospital. They just rolled her away again.

Ash: Is she concious?

Tweek: No. She's in the trauma center.

Ash: I'll be there in a minute.

Tweek: Lamia is in the hospital.

Butters: What happened?

Tweek: Hit and run drier.

Butters: Is she okay.

Tweek: No.

Butters: My gosh. I'll come meet you.

Tweek: I'm just sitting in the lobby. They're not letting us in.

Butters: I'm coming.

Tweek: I'm scared. What if she dies?

Butters: It's going to be okay.

Tweek: Why is this happening? Why does shit always happen to people I care about? What the fuck?

Butters: Just breathe.

Tweek: I can't. This is so wrong.

Butters: Do you remember when we were twelve, and my dad nearly beat me to death for dressing in my mom's clothes? Do you remember what you told me? You said that you'd be there for me whatever happened. And you were. I've got your back. I was so scared back then. I used to lock all the doors and hide, and just cry. I felt so alone. And, then you were there and I was still scared, but I knew I could handle it with you there. You let me in through your bedroom window and held my hand as I bled and cried. You gave me something to hold on to. This is the same. Just, don't hide how you feel. Let us all in so we can hold your hand. Lamia is a tough girl. She wont go down without a fight.

Tweek: Thank you. You're my best friend.

Butters: Don't mention it. I'm almost there.