Elphaba was still yelling at Frex when the show came back on. Nia was sitting at her desk, her back turned to the group, not wanting them so see that she was crying. Elphaba had yelled at her, and she didn't like getting yelled at.

"Nia, I think it's time to start," Glinda said gently.

Nia turned around to face her quests. She bit her lip and looked at Elphaba.

"When do you think she is going to stop?" Dorothy asked.

"Until she either runs out of air or explodes," Nia said, trying to return to her sassy self.

"Fae?" Fiyero asked, gently placing a hand on Elphaba's shoulder.

"WHAT?" Elphaba asked, turning around. When she saw that it was Fiyero, she calmed down.

"Nia wants to start the interview."

"What time is it?"

"9:30 pm."

Elphaba looked over at Nia. Nia narrowed her eyes at Elphaba, clearly still upset with her. Elphaba took a deep breath, flashed Frex a look that meant, We're not finished yet! and walked over to her chair.

"Who's first?" Melena asked, eager to answer more questions.

"First we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says, Wonderful chappie, Nia. Just brilliant. I... Ummm... Don't really have much to say this time... Just like two questions (and I got to hug Elphie! Yaya!) Can we cover the hole and bury Frex alive? Please? Glinda, are the curls natural or do you curl your hair? (If it's natural there's no hope for me). And Yero... Would you object if I came up there and just took a little piece of your hair to add to my scrapbook? (I get that that was kinda scary...) Kk, ttfn guys."

"TTFN?" Dorothy asked, innocent to teenage slang.

"It means 'Ta-ta for now," Nia replied dryly.

"I don't want to be buried alive!" Frex cried.

"That does seem a little… out there," Fiyero admitted.

"Fine. We won't do it!" Nia said. The audience groaned. "Sorry!"

"You want a piece of my hair?" Fiyero asked, running his hand through his hair.

"A little piece! We're not going to shave your head!" Nia said sassily.

"No!" Fiyero said.

Nia gave him a sad look, but continued.

"They're natural, sorry!" Glinda said, combing out her curls.

"Now we have GlindaRules, who…"

"YES, I DO!" Glinda shouted in her modest voice. Nia gave her a weird look and continued. "Who is reviewing as a guest, Hi guys I dare Elphaba to kiss Fiyero right in front of Glinda and Frex!"

"They do that anyways," Glinda said, pouting.

Elphaba and Fiyero were locked in a passionate kiss. Glinda looked like she was going to be sick.

"She also says Frex is an idiot and I hate him and he should have been the one who got squished by the house and also no offense to Galinda because I want to see what she reacts to it. Elphaba is awesome and also Fiyero I like am obsessed with you guys (not that it is creepy or something I'm not trying to make it weird but do you know what I mean right?) bye!"

"Um… I think so. Thanks," Elphaba said, half smiling.

"Next, we have ExoticPeachBlossom, Hello Nia! I have a dare; I dare Elphaba to hug her father, like a real hug (Frex) until she stops feeling angry with him. And I know Elphaba, you hate Frex and believe you me, I hate Frex too, but wouldn't your heart heal better once you can forgive him and move on? Please don't hurt me!"

Elphaba made a low growl in the back of her throat. "Fae, she's right," Fiyero said in a low voice.

Elphaba looked over to Frex and stood up. "Wait!" Nia called, stepping in between them. "Security!" she called offstage. Two extremely buff security guys wearing all black appeared. Nia pointed to Frex. They immediately ran to him and started to pat him down.

"He's clean," Buff Guy #1 said.

"You sure?" Nia asked. They nodded. "Take off his shoes!"

"What?" Buff Guy #2 asked.

"Take off his shoes!" Nia repeated.

Buff guy #2 took off Frex's shoes. "Nothin' here."

"Okay, thank you. I'm just making sure." The buff guys left. Elphaba slowly approached Frex. She gave him a dirty look before she found herself in his arms. She stiffened.

"Elphie, relax" Nia cooed.

"You can make me hug him, but you can't make me forgive and love him!" Elphaba shouted.

"We're not asking you to love him, but we are asking you to forgive him," Nia said. Elphaba shot her a look that made Nia regret what she just said. "Elphaba…" Nia said in a stern tone.

Elphaba glanced back at Frex. Slowly (and I mean very slowly), her cold, hard expression melted away and was replaced by a warm, soft look. It was the look a three year old would give their mother after a hug.

"You must have some good memories, right?" Glinda asked.

"They do! I remember one time when there was a thunderstorm, when Elphaba and I were very young. We were both terrified of storms. Mama picked me up into her arms and Papa rocked Elphaba in his lap," Nessa said, recalling the memory.

"How do you remember that?" Elphaba asked. Nessa just smirked at her older sister.

"That was a very touching story," Nia said, smiling. "Now we have FiyerabaRules, who is also reviewing as a guest. Ok, this was yet another awesome interview! And Frex, ELPHABA WILL PROBABLY NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, FORGIVE YOU! YOU MIGHT WANT TO START THINGS OVER, BUT WHAT YOU DID CROSSES SO MANY LINES! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! NOW, I REALLY HATE YOU AT THIS POINT IN LIFE, BUT if you try your hardest, yes, I mean HARDEST, I may be, and I mean MAY BE, able to forgive you! (Sorry Elphaba, I am a forgiving person)! And Melena, good choose on choosing the Wizard instead if Frex! (No offense, but I don't like you *yet*, so make me like you and I'll take it back!) Fiyero, have fun leading the "Frex Hunters"! And Glinda, that was awesome when you sent out a vortex of bubbles! I loved it! Morrible and Frex, HECK TO THE NO! THEY WILL TEAM UP AGAINST ELPHABA! THAT'S A REALLY BAD IDEA! And Nessa, (and Glinda) we will find someone for you! It may not be Boq ('Cause you are way to good for him), but someone is definitely out there who loves you, you just need to look. Dorothy, you are a very sweet young girl and you didn't know what to do 'cause the Wizard told you to do this (No offense)! YAY! FIYERABA WEDDING IN 5 DAYS! Now, DARE TIME! I dare everyone in the room to go and punch Frex (anywhere is fine) and then kick him! Again, I don't like you *yet* so cut me some slack! And sorry this is really long again!"

"Wait!" Elphaba stopped everyone before they could get out of their chairs.

"Elphaba…" Nia said in a happy, yet confused, tone.

"Don't… don't punch him," Elphaba said.

"She's warming up to him!" Glinda squealed.

Nia giggled. "So it would seem!" she said, smirking at the green witch.

Elphaba blushed. "I guess I am," she whispered quietly.

"Now we have Guest, Aww, this is so cute! I've seen other stories… and I will try... key word try, to hold my questions until chapter 8 in case my questions have been answered... I doubt it cause I have a lot of Nessa, Boq and whatnot questions... also Fiyeraba... we'll see! These are so cute I can't help reading them! These fics make me smile!"

"Thank you, and we can't wait to hear from you again! Also, Guest told me that Episode 1 has been posted twice. I fixed it. Thank you for telling me!" Nia said. "Next up, we have Guest, I don't know if the same person or not, who says, Aww very cute! But, you forgot the old wedding saying that every bride knows... and wears on her wedding day, "something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue!"

"Oh, right! What do we have on the agenda?" Nia asked Elphaba and Fiyero.

"Well, first we need something old," Fiyero pointed out.

"Fabala can wear my wedding veil!" Melena offered.

"Really?" Elphaba asked in shock. She had always admired her mother's wedding veil. Melena nodded and soon found her daughter hugging her.

"Something new?" Nia said, continuing.

"I can take care of that!" Glinda said, waving her wand. A small, felt, purple box appeared in her lap and she gave it to Elphaba. Elphaba opened the box and gasped. "Oh, Glin, it's beautiful!"

Inside the box was a beautiful, emerald green, jeweled necklace. Fiyero gently took it from Elphaba's hands and helped her put it around her neck. Elphaba laughed and hugged her best friend.

"Last, but not least, something blue," Nia said, checking her notes.

"Won't the blue clash?" Glinda asked, concerned for her best friend.

No one answered. "Well…" Nia finally said. "Probably not, if we can find the right shade of blue." A big color chart appeared on Nia's desk. "What about turquoise?" she asked.

"I think that it will look beautiful," Fiyero said.

"But, what's going to be blue?" Elphaba asked, admiring the color.

"We can have…" Glinda started. She didn't finish, but her smirk said enough.

"Glin! No! I'm not wearing that!" Elphaba shouted.

"Wearing what Elphie?" Glinda asked, pretending to sound shocked.

"Blue underwear!" The audience roared with laughter.

"Whatever gave you the idea that I was thinking about blue underwear?" Glinda asked.

"Glin, I know you!" Elphaba said in a monotone.

The blonde giggled. Elphaba blushed. "At least it's not pink!" Glinda said in mock defense.

"True," Elphaba said, considering her options. "Fine, blue underwear it is!" It was clear that Elphaba didn't want to wear blue underwear, but Glinda seemed happy. And if Glinda was happy, then Elphaba was happy.

"That's very sweet of you, Elphaba," Nia commented. "Now we have Guest again, the guest who said that she would hold her questions. Welcome back! Very interesting thus far! Ok, no one has asked my Nessa/Bessa questions so here I go. Plus a lot of people ask the others so many questions I thought to put these 2 in the spotlight. Also hopefully it'll help me with writing ideas and also make the author of this creative story think "outside of the box," lol! (In all seriousness, I do not mean any disrespectations!)

1. Can I shake Nessa's hand or give her a hug whatever she's comfortable with? Nessa you're my favorite character! I mean, I LOVE all of you but there's something so complex about Nessa. And especially the Bessa ship. Plus, you aren't as weak as how you try to convince people you are. Just cause you can't... or rather, couldn't walk means nothing you're beautiful, smart and so much more!

2. Boq and Nessa, any chance that Nessa could be pregnant? I mean, I'd so love it if Elphie and Nessa had kids at the same time that'd be so cute and they could have play dates together! Lol! :) Plus I just love babies! And, I think Nessa would be an awesome mom.

3. During Shiz Nessa, if another boy other than Boq had shown an interest in you would you have given him a chance? Also, if say, while you were governor and someone would have shown a romantic interest would you have given him a chance? What would you think? How would they have been able to get your attention?

4. Boq; What is the most romantic thing that you have ever done for Nessa? Same question Nessa what's the most romantic thing you've done for Boq?

5. Malina (sorry if I spelled your name wrong) but how did you and the Wizard meet? I mean, it's wrong to cheat on your husband... I know he was gone a lot but I think he did love you cause he said in, "No One Mourns the Wicked," that you were in his heart even though you were out of his sight. That's all I have for now I can't wait for the wedding going to be so pretty! :) I think these Q/A stories are creative and funny!"

"Thanks!" Nia exclaimed.

"Hug?" Nessa asked.

"Yes, Nessa, a hug. We all know what hugs are. They are what Elphaba has been getting," Nia explained.

"I know what a hug is! I guess it's okay!" Nessa slowly said. A split second later, she found herself on her back with the arms of a person around her. "Fabala, how do you deal with this?" Nessa asked, struggling to breath.

Elphaba laughed. "You'll get used to it."

"And I could get pregnant if I wanted to," Nessa answered, sitting back down in her seat. Boq's face lit up. "I said if I wanted to!" Nessa said, slapping Boq upside the head. "And I had my heart set on Boq since he asked me to the Ozdust dance. I thought that he liked me."

Boq pulled out flowers from up his sleeve. Nessa gasped and took the flowers. "How romantic!" Nessa gasped, stuffing the flowers to her face.

"You were close," Melena admitted. "It's M-E-L-E-N-A. It's not a very common name. Don't worry about it. The Wizard and I met when he came to my front door, selling the green elixir."

"What does it taste like?" Nia asked.

Melena scrunched up her face. "It doesn't really taste that good, but it's so addicting. It's not that I liked the way it tasted, it was that I couldn't stop drinking it."

"That was a great question and answer! Now, we have MyVisionIsDying, who says Aaah, Dorothy *pats the girl's back* ... I do like you, I mean I even sympathize you in the Wizard of Oz cause you're in a different land than Kansas. But ever since I saw Wicked the Wizard of Oz wasn't the same again and I found you slightly irritating, especially with your crying in this Q & A... And Morrible! *Turns to face the older woman* Firstly, are you married? If so, who would want to marry an ugly thing like you? And no doubt you probably got divorced no longer than a day at least. Also, do you have children? If you do, how many? What are their names? And are they embarrassed or ashamed at their ugly sea munity of a mother, a.k.a you? Fiyero and Boq, I am still waiting for a high five. *Glares at them*" Nia said, not even bothering to try and hide her laughter at the Morrible part.

"Okay! I get it! I'm annoying!" Dorothy shouted, biting back her tears.

"And I'm not married, no children and no boyfriend," Morrible said sadly.

Boq and Fiyero high fived each other. "I don't think that what the reviewer meant," Nia said.

"What did they mean, then?" Fiyero asked.

"I think they want a high five from you."

"Oh, okay!" Boq happily agreed.

A figure appeared on the stage. The figure was wearing a black, hooded cloak that covered the entire body. The figure walked right up to Fiyero and Boq and held up its hand. Boq and Fiyero gave the fan a high five. The figure nodded in satisfaction and left.

"Now we have snoozinghamster. A newcomer. Welcome! Yay. A wedding. This is my first interview story. Hi guys. Ok, since Elphie is getting all the trickery questions and probably fed up if singing. She gets to ask any of you a question and get to dare one of you anything. Now, I have to go and play with my little Munchkin. (He's a hamster and wants to know if he can come to Munchkinland since his name is Munchkin!)"

"So, I get to ask everyone here a question?" Elphaba happily asked.

Nia nodded. A frown slowly appeared on her face. "I don't like where this is going!"

"Firstly, Nia, since you know everything about us, tell us something about you."

"Well, I'll see what I can tell you. I can't say a lot, because you never know what kind of creepy stalker might be reading this. So first, I'm a girl (Obviously)! I am between the ages of 5 and 20 (Very specific, I know!)."

"What your favorite color?" Glinda asked.

"I can't decide between pink and purple," Nia answered.

"Choose pink!"

"Okay! And um… I live somewhere on Planet Earth. And that's about it!"

"Great! So, Fiyero, and you have to tell me the truth, do you really want to marry me?"

Fiyero looked shocked. Elphaba was looking him dead in the eyes. He leaned over and planted a kiss on her cheek. "Because I love you!" Elphaba seemed satisfied with that answer.

"Boq, why don't you love my sister?"

Boq groaned. "I told everyone. I thought that Nessa was a really nice girl and I liked her, but I just wasn't in love with her. Can't I be a girl's friend without being in love with her!?"

"You can, but you made it seem like you were in love with her," Nia pointed out.

"I said that I was sorry!" Boq yelled, directed more to Elphaba than to Nia.

"Okay! Next, Glinda, why did you want to give me a make-over back in Shiz?" Elphaba asked, turning to the blonde in question.

"Because I wanted to make you feel better," Glinda answered.

"And a make-over was supposed to make me feel better… how, exactly?"

"Elphie, make-overs make everyone feel better," Glinda said, bouncing up and down in her chair.

"Elphaba, come on, we all know you really had a good time!" Nia giggled.

Elphaba stared at her for a moment. "Yes, I guess I did!"

"You know you did!" Glinda said, throwing her arms around Elphaba.

"Now, Nessa, did you really hate me?" Elphaba said to her younger sister.

"Hate you for what?" Nessa asked.

"Everything. About you being born crippled, about mom dying, about embarrassing you."

"Fabala, of course not. I mean, you were a little over-protective sometimes, but I didn't hate you for that. You are the best sister a girl could ask for!" Elphaba blinked away her tears as she ran to her younger sister. Nessa buried her face in Elphaba's dress.

"Now, Morrible and Wizard, why did you try to use me?" Elphaba asked, trying hard not to hiss at them.

"I was selfish and rude and I'm sorry," Morrible said, trying to sound sincere.

"I though we agreed that I was her puppet?" the Wizard asked.

"We did," Nia admitted.

"Okay, then. Now, I have a question for Chistery," Fiyero announced.

"Yero, I'm not finished yet," Elphaba protested.

"This will only take a minute. Chistery, what was Elphaba really like when she was singing that song when she thought that I was dead? Nia, what's that song called again?"

"No Good Deed," Nia answered, ignoring the look Elphaba was giving her.

"That's the one!" Fiyero exclaimed in triumph.

"Well, to answer your question Master Fiyero, Miss Elphaba was a wreck. She came into the castle crying. She ran up into her room and slammed the door behind her. I slowly opened it and found her bent over the Grimmerie, chanting a spell. It was a different spell from the one she used to give me wings. I didn't know what she was talking about until I heard her say, or sing, your name," Chistery explained.

"Thank you, Chistery! That will be all for now!" Elphaba scolded. "And, yes, I guess your Hamster could visit Munchkinland."

"Not Hamster, hamster. He can't speak," Nia explained. "Next, we have Mad-Idina-Fan98, Another Oztastic chapter. This is just too funny. I seriously am in stitches every time I read. I'm so sorry Glin we were seeing the most horrible ships and anything with Frex is horrible (no offense... Actually full offense intended) believe me there was worse and I fear if I say them Elphie will kill me even though I'm one of her most loyal and loving fans. You should totally come to Australia everybody except Frex and the fish. That means you too Nia. Wicked coming back here in 2014 I'm so excited. Good choice Melena. Aww Yero. Yes I'm coming to the wedding super duper excited. Question time: so I'm reading this fan fic and the author killed Glin and she won't bring her back which is extremely sad what do you guys think of this? And how do you feel about getting killed off? And do you mind so much if they bring you back? Elphie and Yero will you be having kids soon coz they're gonna be adorabubble? Do you guys have any secret obsessions? I've just written a fan fic about a silly one that I made Fiyero have I'm just deciding whether to post it. Wizard, if Melena had of come with you instead of staying with that thing and had Elphaba how would you have treated and raised her? Elphaba, if you had to choose between the thing and the Wizard who would you pick (I think I know the answer) ok that's enough. You know I actually didn't think I had any questions left in me. Ok now I'm gonna join Elphie and start yelling at Frex too. This isn't going to be pretty. Can't wait for your answers!"

"I get killed off?" Glinda asked, horrified.

Nia opened her mouth to say something, but decided against it.

"Glin, everyone has different story ideas," Elphaba said.

"You're just saying that because without you, people wouldn't have a story!" Glinda sobbed.

"Glin… you know I didn't mean…" Elphaba was cut off by a loud sob from Glinda.

"Should we go on?" Morrible asked.

"Maybe Glinda would feel better if we gave her a new tiara," Nia said in a singsong tone. Glinda stopped crying. "With extra sparkles?" Nia nodded. A silver, sparkly tiara appeared in Glinda's lap. Glinda squealed and replaced her old tiara with her new one.

"Fae and I will be having children," Fiyero announced, earning him a slap from Elphaba. "After we're married," he added as an afterthought.

"Well, sometimes I like to… play with Barbie dolls," Boq confessed. Everyone laughed.

"Really?" Nessa said, trying to compose herself. Boq nodded.

"Well, this isn't really a secret obsession, but I'm a perfectionist. If something is out of place, I get paranoid," Elphaba said, twirling her hair around her finger.

"I like to sing… in the shower," Dorothy confessed.

"Anyone else?" Nia asked. Everyone else shook their heads.

"What about you, Nia?" Glinda asked.

"Me?" Nia asked in shock.

"You!" everyone said in unison.

"Well, this sort of is my secret obsession. It's something I do for fun and to relax," Nia said honestly.

"I would have loved and raised her. She is my daughter," the Wizard answered. Elphaba went over to him and hugged him again. After a while, the Wizard tried to slowly pull Elphaba off of him, but it was pointless. Nia snapped her fingers and the couch reappeared. The Wizard got up and walked to the couch, with Elphaba hugging him. "Daddy!" she whispered again, sounding like a cute six-year-old-girl.

"I think that's her answer to the other question," Nia smiled at the Wizard. "Okay, everyone, that's it for this episode. Please keep reading and reviewing. And now, the countdown!" Nia clapped her hands and a big screen appeared that said, 3 more days! "That's right, folks! The wedding is in 3 more days. I can't wait!" Nia announced to the audience. She looked over to Elphaba and Fiyero and saw that they were kissing, again. "And it seems that our favorite couple can't wait, either!" Nia said, smirking. Elphaba and Fiyero pulled away and gave Nia a confused look. Nia shook her head and waved at them. They resumed their kiss as the lights dimmed.


Special thanks to Elphaba'sGirl, Galindarules (Guest), ExoticPeachBlossom, FiyerabaRules (Guest), Guest (x6) MyVisionIsDying, snoozinghamster, and Mad-Idina-Fan98