Sorry for lack of updates. I'll take this oppurtunity to say Happy New Year!!

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"Quick, Kagome! We have to get outta here before the volcano explodes!" Kagome took one last shot at the fire demon before Inuyasha grabbed her and slung her on his back, sprinting to safety alongside Kilala, who was giving everyone else a ride. Sango looked back, sensing something.

"Hold on! Let me do this one quick thing before we escape!" to many protests from the group, she ran back to the volcano.

"Kikyo?" She called. "Kikyoooo…" the priestess appeared before her.

"Where's Inuyasha? Give me Inuyasha!!" She bitch slapped Sango round the face. Sango Bitch slapped back. Before the writer knew what was going on, she had a full-scale bitch fight on her hands.

"OKAY BITCH! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!" Sango grabbed Kikyo by the hair and dragged her to the top of the mountain. "Yo, fire demon! I gots a present for ya!" the fire demon poked its head out the top of the volcano and grabbed the kicking and screaming Kikyo.

Sango giggled like a crazy person and ran back to the gang. She swore she heard a voice in her head telling her to set Miroku alight, but she wasn't crazy. Right?

As the fire demon was about to eat Kikyo, the volcano exploded and incinerated them both. Shippo clapped his hands. "WOO! Go spontaneous combustion!!"

Sango's not crazy. Right? R&R!

By the way, by 'the writer' i mean me.