Freak
"What the hell, Shea?" Jacob snapped.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS ALWAYS HALF-NAKED?!"
Jacob started laughing.
I heard talking from inside. Leah and someone else who's voice I could faintly remember…
"WHERE'S MY HOTDOG?!" That familiar person who sounded like she was on crack said.
"WHAT THE FUCK???" Leah was cracking up.
"Guys, please act normal." Seth groaned.
"Aw, that's right, you imprinted!!!!!! Jared wouldn't tell me on who though…"
"KIM?!" I screeched and ran in the house. "OHMYGAWD I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I used up my exclamation points.
"Shea?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" Kim jumped, using up all my question marks in the process.
"LEAH?!" Leah laughed.
"You IMPRINTED on SHEA?!" Kim smiled at Seth, "Aw how cute, isn't she too old for you?"
"No." Seth mumbled.
"By like six months, yeah." I frowned at him. "And you don't even know my birthday, Seth."
Seth's eyes widened. "OH SHIT!" And he ran to get the calendar.
Jacob sighed.
Kim patted me on the back, "I feel as much pity for you as I felt for Rachel."
"I'm comforted to know that." I fake cried.
"On the bright side, we're sisters." Leah made a fake attempt to cheer me up.
Seth came back.
"When exactly is your birthday?"
"I told you imprinting was mind wash, Jacob!" I smiled.
"Not for you it isn't." He sighed, "You and Leah are complete freaks of nature."
"Thank you." I remember my manners from time to time, when someone compliments you, you say "thank you." Then you return the favor, "You're an ass."
"WHEN?!"
"Fremtober 35th!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"THANK YOU!"
Leah sighed. "I had hoped he'd grow out of the stupidity."
"He is Shea's forever, feel bad for her!" Kim pretended to frown.
Seth arrived back in the room. "That isn't a date…"
"No shit, Sherlock. " I teased. "It's in October."
"Day?"
"When I throw a fit because you didn't get me a present, you'll know."
Seth looked terrified.
"It's the 17th." Kim, Leah, and Jacob all said together in pity for the brainless.
"She doesn't know when mine is!"
"April 26th?"
"Damn." He hung his head.
"How did you remember that? I don't even remember!" Leah looked astounded.
"I. Have. No. Idea." DAMN IMPRINTING!
"Intelligence boost, wish Seth got that end of the imprint…" Jacob pretended to take notes.
"So do I." I sighed.
"And me."
"EYE!" Kim shouted.
We all stared.
"Jared rubbed off on me…" She mumbled and was gone in an inhuman flash…but she was human…I confused myself!
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A/N
I'm currently writing this fic for 2 different audiences. So if I say one and not the other, sorry, it's gotten to the point I've lost my head.
Tho I admit, I lost that a while ago…
Either way, I have a new story coming up tho my beta (and no she isn't on this site…yet *evil laugh*) is taking her time. And my couz Jennie helped me write parts. I don't kno if I'll post it on here or if I'll post an excerpt and then give you a link (if I post it online)
Thanks again:
Elizabeth (no, I don't hate u)
Jennie (STOP CURSING! Lolz)
Aiden (still hate u…)
Carolyn (don't c u much…aren't u married?)
Eric (wait…no…I made u up…)
I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT BUT I OWN MY CHARACTERS
Just not the storyline…which is quite important.
