I'm sorry it's taken so long. There have been some problems at home and such so each chapter might take awhile but I already have the next chapter ready to be posted.

Roy returned to his room to find a lump hiding under his covers. "Ed?" Roy asking getting closer to the bed but there was no answer. Roy pulled the covers off the bed to reveal the baby blanket Ed had earlier.

"BOO!" Ed screamed as he jumped out of the closet.

Roy jumped a foot in the air before he turned around and yelled, "Quit fooling around! Now get your clothes on and go back to bed!" Ed's eyes began to tear up.

"B-bud ya th-thaid I cawd go d-down sawth wif ya." (But you said I could go downstairs with you) By now Ed was full out crying.

"Fullmetal? I'm sorry. You just surprised me that's all." Roy picked Ed up and sat with him on the bed.

"I-I."

"I know, you're bored right?"

"Ya sawed me." (You scared me)

"What? How about we work on your speech tomorrow okay?" Ed nodded. "Let's get you dressed and you can come downstairs with the rest of us." Ed nodded again and allowed Roy to dress him.

As soon as Ed stepped off the steps, Black Hayate ran past and knocked Ed onto his butt. Everyone just stared until Roy held out a hand to Ed. "Edward, are you alright?" Riza asked grabbing a hold of Hayate's collar.

"My dummy hawdth," (My tummy hurts) Ed said.

"What?" everyone except Roy asked.

"He's got a stomachache," Roy said. "Right?" Ed nodded.

"Come on Ed," Jean said. "Let's watch a movie." Ed followed Jean, Heymanns, Vato, and Kain into the living room and climbed onto the couch.

"I'm sorry Roy," Riza said. "Hayate was just excited to see him."

"I don't think that's why he's feeling sick," Roy said. "I think it's my fault."

"What happened upstairs?" Roy explained about Ed hiding in the closet.

"So he scared you and you yelled at him?"

"Yeah."

"You need to be nicer. He's practically a baby now."

"I know and I'm trying but…"

"Hey Roy," Jean said from the living room doorway. "Ed wants you. He's crying a lot."

Roy rushed into the living room to find Ed curled up on the couch crying and mumbling, "Roy."

"Ed what's wrong?" Roy asked.

"Dummy," (Tummy) Ed said through clenched teeth.

"You're in that much pain?" Ed only nods before reaching out to Roy with one small shaking hand. Roy picks Ed up and sits him in his lap on the couch. "Do you think you're gonna throw up again?" Ed shook his head and grabbed tightly onto Roy's shirt as the problem became known. Everyone went silent as Ed's bowels empty into the diaper he was wearing. "Shh, it's okay." Ed began to cry as Roy stood up and carried him to Ed's room.

Once in the nursery, Roy laid Ed on the changing table before gathering all the changing necessities. Roy untaped the diaper and Ed began to cry harder. "It's not that bad," Roy said but gagged as he began to wipe Ed off. It took awhile to clean up Ed's mess but once Roy was done Ed was quietly sniffling. "See that wasn't so bad now was it?" Roy asked as he picked Ed up. Ed yawned as he shook his head. "Maybe you just need a nap." Roy laid Ed down in the crib and pulled the side up.

"No don'd weaf!" (No don't leave) Ed yelled as Roy headed for the door. Roy turned around to see Ed standing up in the crib crying again.

"You're tired and you need to take a nap."

"Bud I don'd wanna." (But I don't want to)

"Why not?"

"I hungwy." (I'm hungry)

"Come on," Roy said as he picked Ed up out of the crib. "We'll get Hawkeye to feed you and then you're gonna take a nap." Roy took Ed downstairs to the kitchen. "Hey Riza feed him."

"Well it is lunch time," Riza said. "But you could feed him some baby food while I make everyone else lunch." After they ate Roy carried Ed and a bottle of milk upstairs to the nursery.

"Alright time to nap kiddo," Roy said as he laid a tired Ed into the crib. Roy handed Ed the bottle and pulled the side of the crib up.

"Daddy?" Ed asked sleepily.

"Yes," Roy smirked without turning around from the door.

"Cawd ya waid fa me da fall aseeb?" (Could you wait for me to fall asleep) Ed asked sitting up.

"Sure. Lay back down." Ed laid down as Roy sat on the floor next to the crib. Once Ed was asleep Roy took the empty bottle and returned downstairs.

"What took so long?" Riza asked.

"He didn't wanna go to sleep did he?" Hughes asked.

"No he's exhausted," Roy said. "I just stayed until he fell asleep." They finished putting everything together and everyone left to do their own things for dinner. Roy carried the rocking chair upstairs and into the nursery.

"Can I cum oud now?" (Can I come out now) Ed asked from the crib.

"Yeah," Roy said. "I didn't know you were awake."

"I need a na dibew," (I need a new diaper) Ed said standing at the crib railing. Roy put the crib side down and picked Ed up before laying him on the changing table.

"You shit again?" Roy asked as he grabbed out a wipe. Ed nodded and Roy sighed.

"Ya sould'd sew awound kidth," (You shouldn't swear around kids) Ed said as Roy taped on the new diaper.

"Alright I'll try not to swear if you try to pronounce your words properly."

"I twyin." (I'm trying)

"Come on," Roy said picking Ed up. "I'll make you a toddler dinner."

"Wad ya mean?" (What do you mean)

"How about fish sticks, tater tots, and juice?"

"I do'd wike fis." (I don't like fish) Roy sat Ed in the highchair and looked in the freezer.

"Okay then chicken nuggets." Ed nodded seeing the bag of frozen chicken shaped like dinosaurs. "Orange, grape, or apple juice."

"Ith de gwabe duce made fwom weal gwabeth?" (Is the grape juice made from real grapes)

"I guess so."

"Abble." (Apple)

"Why did it matter if the grape juice is made from real grapes or not?" Roy asked while they were eating.

"I dis do'd wike dem," (I just don't like them) Ed said.

"What else don't you like?"

"Fis." (Fish)

"I already know that. What aren't you telling me?"

"I nod thubbothe da ead fis." (I'm not suppose to eat fish)

"Why not?"

"Id maketh me thik." (It makes me sick)

"What else makes you sick?"

"Gwabeth, waithinth, bwuneth, an… um." (Grapes, raisins, prunes, and… um)

"Ed I need to know."

"Milk."

"Is that why you keep sh-," Roy stopped himself from swearing, "I mean pooping your diaper." Ed nodded. "Why didn't you say anything?"

"I did'd wand da make ya mad an I wiked how id dased wawm." (I didn't want to make you mad and I liked how it tasted warm)

"Well from now on I want you to be honest with me."

"Okay."

"Well according to Riza's schedule for you, it's bath time."

"Do I haf da?" (Do I have to)

"Yeah." After Ed's bath, he was put to bed and Roy did up the dishes before heading to bed himself.

Let us know what you think and we'll try to keep the chapters coming.