A few of you maybe slightly confused as to why I've deleted chapters 9 and 10. Well I felt as if It wasn't my story anymore because as much as I love to listen and please my friends that are reading this, It's not your story. I know you wanted to be destined with Joe Sugg, but that's not quite how a Sidemen fanfic works :) After all, you told me to slap you if you seem to be taking control of my story (don't worry I won't)! lysm xxxx Anyways let me re-start that trip to Vegas as it should've gone... Thanks xx
"We're going to Vegas, we're going to Vegas!" I chanted to my vlogging camera. Simon hauled his suitcase downstairs and dance along. We were going on holiday with the rest of the Sidemen. Like a break from YouTube. We messed around grabbing the final things to put in our hand luggage. For the entertainment of our viewers we tried to drop a rap about Vegas.
"Is something dying in there?" An impatient Harry shouted from outside. "Hurry up-" I opened the door violently which Harry had been leaning against, he topple right over on to our carpet, making me crack up even more. The look on Simon's face as he came from the kitchen to sprawled out Harry on the floor.
"Let's go Jas." Simon laughed as we stepped over Harry. I still gave him a hand up though.
"Thanks." Harry chuckled as he rubbed his chin where he landed. We went for the 'squad goals' look so Harry and I took our Range Rovers. In my car I had Simon, JJ, Tobi, Vik and I. I was surprised we managed to fit all 5 suitcases! Apart from the fact two of them were JJ's so Vik put his in Harry's car. We managed to make it to Heathrow (the airport) in one piece which will always be a surprise! After security, I really wanted to go to the duty free shops so we could stock up on food for the plane.
"Hey Jas, you and Vik might not be able to make it through with this whole immigrant crisis!" Harry shouted from the opposite line to go through security. We got a few wierd looks and glares from security guards. Still I was crying with laughter. That was the ususal Harry being racist! We boarded the plane, I was kind of regretting choosing economy instead of first class as I was extremely squashed. We couldn't make much noise though because everyone on the plane looked extremely tired and stressed. Because of our tickets I ended up sitting in-between JJ andf Vik, I asked JJ to swap with Simon. JJ seemed a little annoyed but that was probably because it was a hustle. All 9 of us were sitting on one length of the planbe which was pretty cool.
"Excuse me, would any of you prefer the vegetarian option?" A kind flight attendent asked in a foreign accent. I had my headphones on so I had no idea what Vik replied. It was most likely something stupid as Simon was laughing.
"Oi guys...Vik get Jas as well." Harry leaned over the aisle to talk to us, Vik poked me to get my attention.
"Ow...What?" I shook my head at Harry.
"Don't you think that flight lady looks like a porn star?" Harry said a bit too loudly. She turned round and gave a Harry a smile and a wink. "Awkward..." Harry whispered as he sat back in his seat. Simon, Vik and I were all trying to laugh silently. I'll apologise to the other passengers who thought we were having some sort of seizure. Simon soon drifted off to sleep on my shoulder which was kind of expected as he was up all night editing. Sooner or later Vik fell asleep on my other shoulder. I thought I might update my Snapchat a bit. Maya saw my post from the otherside of the plane and burst out laughing. This made Josh jump and hit the bell for assistance.
"Can I help you?" The same flight attendent came and asked Josh.
"Oh sorry it was a-an a-accident..." Josh stuttered making us burst out with laughter. She faked laughed and dropped something on Harry's lap. Harry looked shocked and slightly bewildered. He didn't tell us what the piece of paper said but we could guess from what he said next.
"Look your cool and everything but I'm taken." Harry lied. The flight attendent looked flustered and very embarrassed. She quickly stormed off.
"She didn't half take what you said as a compliment Harry!" Simon choked out between laughs. Harry shook his head in disbelief.
"Odds on you complain about her to the pilot!" I laughed.
"You really want some beef don't you." Harry said making the others laugh. I didn't understand why until a man came round with the food and put the vegetarian option on my desk. I was confused for a while till I saw Vik's face.
"You're such a dick!" I pushed Vik with a laugh. "Maya's the one who respects cows!"
"Bish what!" Maya leaned forward and said.
"I know, she got vegetarian to!" Vik died of laughter. I ate my vegetable and rice in silence. As the plane landed JJ rapped out his whole album annoying everyone in our section of the plane. We eventually landed despite JJ's attempt at deafening us! We took an Uber to the hotel. They all wanted to go to the casino after dinner. I generally don't like gambling but I didn't want to ruin the fun. We all put $200 in. Somehow I ended up winning everyone's money. That was a total of $1800 to spend tommorow! I returned everyone's money when we got back.
"You won it, why are you returning it?" Ethan shouted with his ridiculous laughter.
"Yeah... That makes no sense!" JJ agreed.
"Do you want your money back or not?" I silenced them. They took it back without a complaint. Tommorow we were going to the 'mall' as the Americans call it.
The Next day
Tobi and I wanted to find out where this snapback store in the mall was that we found online. It had tons of designer snapbacks and just generally cool ones. It was like our heaven! We managed to meet a ton of our fans. I also did a giveaway on some of my merchandise as I had a lot of it with me. I met two lovely girls who watched my vlogs and had been looking in the mall for me; they had drawn a huge picture of me! I absolutely loved it. I also ended up giving them a ton of merch. Simon shook his head and laughed at the size of my giveaways. He couldn't say much he gave away a whole Xbox for free! We went back to our apartment after grabbing some food, it was more like a pent house there were 7 bedrooms with their own bathrooms, two living rooms one was also the dining room, a kitchen and a games room. We all payed our equal amount for this.
"Let's have some drinks!" Simon cheered.
"On what occasion?" Maya questioned.
"The occasion is... The fact we all made it through America day 2 in one piece!" I laughed. Vik started getting out beers for everyone. I tried to take one out for myself but Vik stopped me.
"No drinks for the children!" Vik stopped me from taking a beer.
"Vik I am 22!" I reasoned. "Your only 24 as well you know!" I quickly grabbed a beer and jumped on to the sofa next to Simon. We all finished our drinks, I could tell Vik was slightly drunk.
"Guys I don't think we any drinks!" Vik said in his slurred speech. He tried to get some sort of Vodka out the fridge.
"No more for the drunk children." I laughed at Vik's confused face as I put the Vodka back.
"Who's up for pool? Josh suggested. We all agreed on playing. Harry was going to film the whole thing.
"Hey I'm quite tired babe, so I'm going to hit the haystack." Maya kissed Josh and went to their bedroom.
"What language was that?" JJ asked.
"Stay in school kids." Tobi laughed to Harry's camera. I could tell a few of us were slightly drunk.
"That's just racist to yourself!" Harry exclaimed as JJ potted the black ball in. We all grew a bit restless through the game. Hence why Simon decided to get on the table to take his shot. I tried to pick him up and off the table.
"There's no need to get on the table darling." I struggled to pick Simon up so he started attacking me with the cue rest. This ended up in both of us on the floor.
"Stay in school kids." Tobi once again said.
"I hope I fell down attractively." I said from the floor. "I'm going to bed too..." I lied. I was a bit suspicious of Maya, she didn't seem tired. I could see the light still on in their bedroom. Maya was talking to someone.
"Why are you trying to crawl back to me now?" Maya shouted at her phone. "Just because I'm slightly more famous!" I couldn't figure out who it was.
"I don't care if you have alot of money or fame!" She carried on. "You cheated on me three times Liam!" I finally clicked who it was. Liam Smith was Maya's ex-boyfriend we'd known him since year 7. They'd dated then but got back together after 6th form. She didn't realise he was a fuck boy.
"I'm sorry I heard everything." I apologised as I burst in scaring Maya. She took a breath of relief that I wasn't Josh and gave me the phone.
"Hey you!" I adressed Liam violently. "Do you think she'd date a fuckboy like you again? After you cheated on her and spread rumours. Well no of course she won't, now she's got powerful friends like me and the rest of us. Do you really want to mess with us?" I didn't lie. It's true we had the power to end his career completely but we weren't like him. He hung up. I smiled and gave the phone back to Maya.
"Im scared Jas." Maya admitted as she hugged me. "He's going to try and find me."
"This isn't the strong, brave girl I know! Forget him! He won't bother and if he does. We'd shut him down more than Stormzy ever has!" I joked. "Anyway it's Valentine's tommorow! We have to look forward to that!"
"True, have you bought presents?" Maya asked excitedly. I nodded.
"Jasmine..." Simon shouted from our room. "Where are you? Have you seen my phone charger?"
"Oh well there calls the love of my life." I laughed with a sigh. "See you in the morning babes." I hugged Maya again and wiped the runny mascara from her cheeks.
That was the replacement, sorry if you preffered the other one... I know all you Sidemen fans are screaming at me about Vik's age. I know he's only 21 right now but for the story line to work I had to age him up by three years! I hope you liked this chapter. I'm dripping ice cream all over the computer so I'm going to go clean this up!
HNJ xx
