Author: T'Reilani
Title: Life as a Technorganic
Summary: Riella's guidelines for living as a technorganic.
Rating: T for safety.
Disclaimer: I only own Riella. Tai belongs to Tatyana Witwicky and Fantasy belongs to Fantasyaddict101. Thanks for letting me use them!
A/N: My friend gets partial credit for rule 22; we actually did write that song! If anyone wants the full lyrics, just let me know! XD
This is Prowl again. A few more rules for living with technorganics.
21. Do NOT encourage them to team up against the Twins for a prank war.
-The base was almost destroyed.
22. Don't play the song "I Won't Say I'm In Love" around them.
-Riella and Tatyana wrote a parody of it, centered around Saavik trying to steal Riella's lunch; it was funny the first 17 times. "I thought my cat had learned her lesson/She was so good when I sat down..."
23. Don't copy their hand gestures without knowing what they mean.
-Sideswipe is still in trouble for showing me his middle finger.
24. I will ban Weird Al completely if I hear "Dare To Be Stupid" one more time.
-No, this isn't really aimed at technorganics, but it needs to be said.
25. Never try to blackmail a technorganic.
-They save all their incriminating/embarrassing evidence for those occasions.
26. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER target their young sparklings for pranks.
-You will be in the medbay for weeks.
27. Never assume that anything is fireproof, 'idiotproof', or in any way safe when in their possession.
-Or Wheeljack's.
28. If you hear the phrase "Hey guys! Watch this!" or any variant from them, run like Unicron is on your aft.
-If you value your life and dignity.
29. If someone is pranked in any way, the list of most likely culprits is as follows. Suspect them first, even if the evidence seems to point to someone else.
-The Corvette Twins
-Sam and Tatyana
-Leo, Miles, Sharsky, or Fassbinder
-Riella
-The Chevy Twins
-Arcee or Jazz
-Ratchet
30. Don't encourage them to spend time with Wheeljack.
-Tatyana is amazingly good at causing explosions.
31. Don't challenge Riella to any trivia game, including but not limited to "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?", "Jeopardy", or "Twenty Questions".
-You will lose. Very, very badly.
32. Do not allow Tatyana or Fantasy to cook.
-They spend too much time around the scientists and the Twins.
33. Never help them avoid medical check-ups with Ratchet or First Aid.
-You will have at least one wrench dent. Depending on how much help you offered them, you may have your check-up next.
34. NEVER flip off Riella.
-Do I need to explain?
35. Please, for the love of Primus, don't enlist their pets to help you with pranks.
-You are not the one who had to deal with Tatyana after the Twins tried locking Psyche in Ironhide's room.
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