Disclaimer: I do not own X-men: Evolution or the song shown here. They belong to their respected owners and franchises. Seriously I'm just a fan girl. Here it is, Part 1 of Toad's misadventures!
"Come on yo, she'll be here any minute," Toad said excitedly as he watched Freddy finish setting up the stage. He'd been watching re-runs of old television shows and had seen that girls like guys who could sweep them off their feet. So he had come up with his best 'Get Snookums To Return My Love' plan ever!
Freddy just grunted as he put down the last loudspeaker. He knew this wouldn't work but he had been promised some chicken wings if he helped out. Man just thinking about them got him drooling...
"What the hell did you guys do to our front yard," screeched Wanda who had just returned home from grocery shopping. There was an actual stage in front of their house! With microphones, lights, and were those back-up singers?! "This is for you baby! Hit it yo," Toad yelled as he hopped to center stage.
('I 'Wanna Hold Your Hand' originally by Beatles but shown here by TV Carpio)
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
Oh, please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
and please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
Now let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
And when I touch you I feel happy, inside
It's such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah you, got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
"Not on your slimy life," Wanda yelled as she preceded to hex the entire stage to ruins. 'Least she's taking her anger out on objects now,' Fred thought as he watched from the driveway. Everyone in the Brotherhood knew to avoid her when she was like this. Everyone, that is, except the amphibian who was in love with her. "Aw ya didn't like it," Todd asked only for her to turn to him next. Freddy laughed as his friend ran around the outside of the house trying not to be turned into frog legs. It was when the pair headed straight for him that he became worried.
'This can't be good.'
