Here is the next episode! This is another movie trailer of sorts


AT AN AIRPORT IN JAPAN…

"Okays! This is gonna be megas awesome nyoro!" Said the extremely cheerful Tsuruya. "Wes gonna beat the SOS Brigade! Then we shall… Claim their role!!!"

"And how exactly are we gonna defeat them?" Said Fujiwara with a sneer.

"It's gonna be megas easy nyoro! All we gots to do is beat the stuffing outta them." The green ball of energy replied.

"That doesn't answer my question Tsuruya-san." Fujiwara said as he let out a sigh. "If only Sasaki was here… Why isn't she here Kyoko?"

"She said she needed to study." Said Kyoko proudly.

"Why does studying take priority…" He was going to continue but…

"DO NOT QUESTION MY GODDESS!!!" Kyoko interrupted.

"Yeah well…" Taniguchi began. "At least we get to stay at Tsuruya-san's mansion! That place is big lemme tell you!"

"You's should see it during the dark hour nyoro!" Tsuruya replied.

"Dark hour?" Taniguchi asked.

"Uhhhh…" Tsuruya realized that she blurted out something she shouldn't have.

"No__Information is__ stored…" Kuyoh began.

"Just spit it out already Kuyoh!" Said Kyoko as she smacked Kuyoh on her head.

"No information is stored pertaining to the dark hour… HOLY CRAP I CAN TALK NORMAL!!!!" Said a surprised Kuyoh. "Thank you Tachibana-san. I am eternally grateful."

"Don't mention it." Said Kyoko as she made a V sign with her hand. "Hey look over at that screen over there! I don't think I've seen this trailer yet." She said pointing at a flat screen TV next to a drink stand.

Gladiator Beast MCK in association with Team MTS presents…

-I'll Face Myself starts playing-

In a world where everything is strange. One woman, who dresses like a man, tries to kick some ass.

"That's it! The one trying to assassinate the SOS Brigade is…" Said a small hat-wearing figure with blue hair.

Also. One other woman tries to show everybody how badass moe can be.

"Please leave us alone. We didn't do anything to you." Said a woman with mid length brown hair, and brown eyes. She looked timid yet adorable.

"Like hell! Now. You're gonna give us all you're money or else…" Said a thug looking guy who was brandishing a knife.

"Fine! I didn't want to do this but…" The woman drew a gun from her pocket… And pointed it at her own head.

And what kind of testosterone packed action movie is complete without babes?

A very familiar bunny girl was standing on a stage with a very familiar red guitar in her hand.

Staring Naoto Shirogane!

"What kind of monster are you?" The hat-wearing figure said to a woman with green hair who had a sick smile on her face.

Nagisa Furukawa!

"Umm Tomoya-kun… Does this fit me well?" She said as she tried on a fairly nasty looking metal gauntlet on her arm.

"Where did you get that Nagisa?" The boy she was talking to asked.

And Haruhi Suzumiya!

"Kyon. Get me some aspirin." She said in an annoyed voice.

Star in…

A bunch of random Spike TV programming was made into a montage.

Super Mega Action Show Movie With Babes of Death!

-I'll Face Myself stops playing. -

"That looks megas awesome nyoro!" Said Tsuruya.

"Does anyone else find it weird that a certain enemy of our is appearing in a movie trailer?" Said Fujiwara, who apparently took the position of straight man of the group.

"Ah, your just tired man." Said Taniguchi as he patted Fujiwara on the back. "Maybe you'll fell better after you get some rest."

"Now I know how that little punk feels," Fujiwara said as he let out a sigh.

AT NORTH HIGH…

Kyon was getting his bento box out of his bag as lunch was starting. As he was two of his most recent classmates took seats next to him. "Hey guys."

"Hey." Said the saiyan prince Vegeta. Come from behind him was Nappa. Ever since they were rejected from the SOS Brigade they've became at least decent friends with Kyon. Also, Kyon needed someone to talk to since Taniguchi and Kunikida were in America for the last month for some stupid reason.

"Check out what I got!" The spiky haired saiyan said as he took an object out f his bag. It was some sort of lens with some mechanism on it. "It's a scouter!"

"What does that do?" Asked the sandy haired cynic.

"It reads power levels! It took me a while to find one since they're all the rage right now. Also every time someone sees a high power level with one of these it gets crushed by the one who's reading it." Vegeta replied. "Now. Let's look at the instructions.

SAIYAN POWER LEVEL SCOUTER INSTRUCTIONS.

Step 1: Put the scouter on dumbass!

Step 2: Make sure you can see the person you want to scan out of the eye with the scouter on.

Step 3: Press the button on the side of the scouter

Step 4: Read the number on the display. Then, announce it out loud.

"Sounds simple enough." Said Kyon.

"Now let's read your power level Kyon." Vegeta said as he followed the instructions. "… It's over… 9."

"Vegeta! What does the scouter guide say about power levels?" Said Nappa.

"Let me check…"

POWER LEVELS

Note: The scouter can only determine the person's CURRENT power level. For maximum efficiency please use it on someone who is in the middle of combat or is really pissed off.

1-10: Power level for average humans.

11-100: Usually the power level of dormant warrior types. Be cautious if the power level is closer to 100.

101-1000: Power level for most non-saiyan warrior races.

1001-4000: Power level for superior warrior races like saiyan. Some others like humanoid interfaces can get here quickly.

'How do these people know about Nagato?' Kyon thought to himself as he kept reading.

4001-9000: The power level for badass mo-foe's.

9000+: Chuck Norris. Some crappy shonen anime protagonists make it to this level.

"You're current power level was 13 Kyon. That means that you're some sort of badass and we don't know it. Your up next Nappa!" He said as he looked at Nappa and pressed the button. "…11. That means Kyon here is more badass than you Nappa."

"What! But we are saiyans! Were the most badass mo-foe's in the universe!" Replied a frustrated Nappa.

"Yes but… Our power levels were reduced when we were thrown into this universe." Said a disappointed Vegeta.

Then, Haruhi walked in the classroom. Out of curiosity Vegeta aimed the scouter at her and pressed the button. "…86? She must be angry or something."

AT THE TSURUYA MANTION…

"Okays. We have to put a stop to the SOS Brigades reign of tyranny." Said Tsuruya in a cunning tone. "Lucky for us our family has a few friends in all sorts of places nyoro." She then took out a photo. The photo featured her with two women with light green hair whom looked like twins, one woman with orange hair and some bandages around her neck, A small girl about the age of twelve who had blonde hair, another girl who was about the same age who had blue hair and looked quite cute. There was also a young man in shorts and a sleeveless shirt who was carrying a bat. "These are old friends of mine nyoro!"

"Why do the green haired twins look familiar?" Said Kunikida who was keeping to himself all this time.

"I think I recognize them too… Wasn't one of the twins on that 'Japans most brutal home videos'? You know, the one with John Cena." Said Taniguchi.

"I like Triple H better myself." Said Kyoko as she showed everybody a DX T-shirt that she materialized out of nowhere.

"Where did that shirt come from nyoro?" Asked Tsuruya. "And whys does it look to big for you? Is that sweat?"

"It's my esper power." Said Kyoko proudly. "We don't get shiny red balls like Suzumiya's espers."

MEANWHILE, BACKSTAGE AT A WWE LIVE EVENT…

"Hey Hunter? What happened to that shirt you were wearing?" Said the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

"I don't know. It just vanished I guess." Said the confused King of Kings, Triple H.

"Are you sure a fan girl didn't steal it?" Asked Shawn.

"I don't really know what to believe anymore. Hell, one night when we were in Japan I could of sworn that my sledgehammer was being taken by a nameless eight year old girl with brown hair who was wearing a shirt saying 'Imoto' on it."

"The fact that you remember every detail about her makes you sound like a pedo you know?" Said Shawn.

"It doesn't matter. I guess we need to go do that plug now… What are we selling this time Shawn?" Asked Hunter.

"I think it's a movie called the disappearing of Huruhi or something like that." Replied Shawn in a confused voice.

"Whatever. Hey? Have you seen Hornswoggle?" He asked.

"Now that you mention it… I think we left him behind in Japan."

"Oh crap." Said Hunter.

BACK AT THE TSURUYA MANTION…

"I can basically materialize clothes out of nowhere. I can only get men's sizes for some reason though." Said Kyoko.

"It looks like data manipulation." Said Kuyoh. "It seems that the data is taken from somewhere else and teleported here."

"Ah. That makes sense. Sort of." Said the pig-tailed esper.

"I think I have a solution to Shion's rampage." Said Tsuruya. "She keeps ranting about this Satoshi guy. I have a picture of him too. And I gots a plan."

"Sounds interesting! What is it?" Asked Taniguchi.

"It's a secret nyoro! You's gotta wait till we get there to find out." Said the green haired typhoon. "Lets go nyoro!"

AT THE ASAHINA RESIDENCE…

"Heehaw… Sorry Mikuru, but I gots to do this." Said Tsuruya as she poked Mikuru with a syringe. "This'll keep her from waking up. Now what place is big enough where I can draw? Oh!" Tsuruya said as she started to remove Mikuru's pajamas…

MEANWHILE, AT YUKI'S APARTMENT…

"Wow! This game is hard Nagato!" Emiri said as she was getting her ass kicked by Yuki in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"It is easy. You just need to learn the control mechanisms properly." Replied Yuki in her emotionless voice.

Then, demonic sounding bells interrupted their game as the lights went out for a minute. The Undertaker was standing in a corner in the room.

"H-hello boss." Stuttered Emiri.

"Yes?" Said Yuki.

"Kimidori. I have orders for you this time. You are to download information about drums and how to play them. You should be able to do this safely while I am around."

"Y-yes sir." Emiri said before closing her eyes and speaking at a speed not possible by a human. A few minutes later she stopped and opened her eyes. "Download complete."

"Very good then. I have looked into this issue further. It seems that as long as you are not manipulating your own data or that of another interface you should be fine. Otherwise I must come and handle security." Said the dead man. "And Nagato…" He paused. "Please watch out for assassination attempts on the brigade." He then made the lights go out and was gone.

"You know Nagato…" Emiri paused. "He's not a scary as I thought." She said with a slight blush.

THE NEXT DAY…

Mikuru woke up feeling extremely groggy. She examined her self and saw something was off…"W-why is there a portrait of a boy on my chest?" Sure enough, the image of a boy with short blonde hair was drawn on Mikuru's chest. Then she heard knocking on her bedroom door. "Eh? Who could that be?" She said. Then her door was broken open.

"My Satoshi senses are tingling!" Said a girl with green hair. Somewhere, Stan Lee face palmed.

"Eh? Who-who are you?" The timid Mikuru said to the crazy looking woman.

The woman looked at Mikuru's chest… "SATOSHI!!!!!!" She exclaimed as she pounced on the frightened girl.

"KYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Mikuru screamed in terror.

-Anna no Issho Datta no Ni starts playing-


And now we know where Imoto got the sledgehammer from.

Anyways, until next time...

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