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Kakashi barged into Sakura's apartment, a brown paper bag containing several... fun... items tucked into the crook if his arm. After quickly checking the residence for her, he proceeded to set up her kitchen and bedroom to his specifications.
Precisely on schedule, meticulous as always, she waltzed in the door - and froze.
"Sensei," she called hesitantly.
Ah, so she's detected my chakra. Good girl.
He didn't answer, though, needing to hold back giggles when she pulled out a weapon and began to search her home for him.
She stopped dead at the entrance to the kitchen. He knew she'd spotted the first part of his surprise.
"...the hell?" she muttered.
He heard Sakura picking up the container.
Her stomping footfalls made Kakashi rethink attaching himself, but he knew he could easily escape if it became necessary.
Or he could simply dodge the whipped cream hurled full-force at his head.
That was before she realized his state of dress - or undress - as the case appeared to be.
"Oh, my, Sakura-chan," he murmured, in his best seductress voice, with his best come-hither-bedroom eyes. "I seem to have lost my clothes and handcuffed myself to your bed, completely by accident... could you maybe... help me?"
Her face was beet red. She came at him with a kunai aimed directly at his -
"Now, now, Sakura-chan," he chided, behind her before she could blink. "Play nicely." His arm wrapped around her middle, tugging her flush against him. "I need that for my plans."
"P-plans?" she stuttered.
His amusement rumbled through his chest.
"Plans," he confirmed, releasing her to retrieve the wayward container of whipped cream.
"You, me, whipped cream, and handcuffs. Any questions?"
Erm...so, yeah. It's not great, but I, at least, find it amusing. Credit for the last line - 'You, me, whipped cream and handcuffs' - goes to a piece of Facebook flair. The idea for the 'seductress Kakashi breaking into Sakura's apartment' goes to... uhm... not me. I actually can't remember the name of the brilliantly talented author who has published something similar to this, near Christmas. I just tried finding it and got distracted by all the awesome fanfiction out there. If anyone knows what story I'm talking about, tell me, so I can delete this long-ass author's note and post just the title and author. Thanks.
Hope you enjoyed. Thanks for reading.
