Hey, everyone. It's been so long since you've seen a new chapter, hasn't it? I'm so sorry that it always takes this long to update this, but I have had so much schoolwork that I had no time to go on the computer. Sorry, sorry. –smacks herself with a squirrel-

Ed: Down boy! I have made your point! Oh, next dare is to... uhm... GET IN A PLAYBOY OUTFIT A FLIRT WITH EVERY MALE IN THE ROOM! BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and my friend says 'Hi! Don't feel bad. I'm short too.'.

Roy Mustard: Here, have a towel. hands him towel Now get into this. hands him A TINY MINISKIRT! XD I'm evil, no?

Al: I would have kept for myself, but I'm allergic. DX Do not want! So, how many cats do you have?

Envy: Oh, thanks! ties up Lust's hands, runs off with Lust and comes back Let's see, a dare for you is... turning into Winry for an hour!

Winry: Look! You have a twin!! Kiss her!! XD

Wrath: CHOCOLATE OVER HERE!! points at box adressed to me

Riza: You know, I can be kind for a while. tosses her a gun Here you go. I hope I don't.

Ed: I'm glad I made my point. And what is this about a…playboy? Are you (censored) kidding me?! I am not gonna flirt with anyone! You can't make me!

Sky: -rolls eyes- Always must be the difficult one, are we?

Ed: That's only because you threaten every single damn person here with milk getting shoved down their throats!

Sky: -in a dangerous voice- Do you want that to happen to you?

Ed: -in a small voice- …N-no. Please.

Sky: -smiles- That's better. Now do the dare or you will face the consequences of…uh…AHA! –points a finger at him- Fear the wrath of the milk that shall be spilt on you and taketh overth youeth! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ed: …She has officially lost it

Al: Eh, I think you should do it nii-san

Ed: Nuh-uh! No way! Who's side are you on?! There is no way in hell that I am letting that crazy author control me!

Sky: Heheh too late

Ed: -glares- -mumbles- Fine. –goes around to flirt with every man on the show which earns him weird looks- This is gonna give me nightmares for the rest of my life

Roy: Uh please know that you have spelled my name wrong. My name is not Mustard…though it fits rather nicely…I like mustard... ANYWAY, what would I do with a towel? I mean honestly…change behind it?

Sky: -is suddenly back to normal- That's the idea

Roy: Do you have any idea how ridiculously childish that is?

Sky: Uh-huh. Do you have any idea how childish you are?

Roy: -TT- I'm not a kid

Sky: Sure. Then why do you act like an idiot?

Roy: -TT-

Sky: ATTACK OF THE MINISKIRT! –throws the really small miniskirt at him- CATCH OR DIE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Roy: -catches it and stares at it- What do I do with this?

Sky: You wear it of course!

Roy: What is with everyone always wanting to ruin my reputation?! I get no love around here!

Sky: Of course you don't

Roy: -glares- You're evil you know that?

Sky: I know. I'm eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. –laughs crazily-

Roy: -backs away-

Al: That's too bad that you're allergic. I'm sorry. How many cats do I have? Let's see…Mister Fluff is 1… Missy Kitty is 2… Snowball is 3… Firetail is 4… -counts on his fingers-

Envy: I DON'T WANNA TURN INTO THAT BITCHY SLUT FOR AN HOUR! NO! NO! NO! YOU CANNOT MAKE ME! I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY!

Sky: -pokes him with a laser gun- Do it. Now. –growls dangerously- Or no more killing.

Envy: -jumps up and transforms into Winry- -shivers- There. I feel horrible. How do I look?

Sky: You look delightfully ugly

Envy: …

Winry: I have a twin?! Where?! Show me! –runs around looking for twin and runs into a wall-

Sky: -coughidiotcoughcough- She's over there… -points at Envy-

Envy: -looks horrified- I do not want her near me! Get away!

Winry: TWIN! –glomps-

Envy: WAH! –falls over-

Sky: Now you have to kiss!

Winry & Envy: WHAT?!

Envy: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR (censored) MIND?!

Winry: I swear you get even more insane with every chapter!

Sky: Maybe I am insane, maybe I'm not...whichever you prefer. Anyway, why don't you two just shut the hell up and kiss?

Envy & Winry: -glare at each other and kiss-

Wrath: CHOCOLATE!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

All: -back away cautiously-

Wrath: HA!!

Sky: …Should I even dare to give him chocolate?

Wrath: -pouts cutely- But I likey the chocolate

Sky: NOT THAT FACE! Dammit, he's using his cuteness against me! Grr… -glares at Wrath and reluctantly gives him the chocolate- -backs away-

Wrath: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Riza: I believe that you can be kind. Thank you for the gun. –smiles-

rub her silver eyes So its near midnight... That mean I have neko ears, tail and wisker-like marks on cheeks... and realy bad gramar... laugh
This is great! I can not wait to make somebody to look stupid! evil smirk
So Ed... I dare you... stand next to him ... Uh? looks on him WHAT! point on Ed How dare you be taller than me! Im 17 and you... uh... 15 I think... sulks in emo corner This is just not fair...
Roy... I want your gloves! Please! cry Im pyro... ups Did I say it loud... Mwuhahahahah! laugh insanely
shouts RIZA! Can I lend one of yours guns and shoot somebody? Pretty please?! kitty-cat eyes
This one is for you Al. hugs him Will you pet me? Please? watery eyes
Envy are you cros dressing? Or are you just plain gay? Im realy confused... and are you boy or girl (can not tell) XD
And Ed... Milk dont make ppl grow taller... trust me I drink it every day... -- and Im... ... ... uh... ... ... I CAN NOT TELL IT! starts to cry TTTT
Thanks for ansvers... hugs you all and gives everybody cookie
P.S.: Winry... -- Will you finaly stop acting like idiot? You make us blondies (Im dirty blonde ov

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Ed: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M FINALLY TALLER THAN SOMEONE WHO'S TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME! WH00T!

Winry: Edward, don't be mean!

Ed: Who say's I have to listen you, Winry?! You're not my mother!

Winry: Thank god for that.

Ed: What the hell is that supposed to mean, huh?! You still can't order me around!!

Sky: Maybe she can't, but I can. –laughs evilly-

Ed & Winry: -back away-

Roy: So you want to borrow my gloves, eh? I do welcome you as a fellow pyro, but the answer is NO. The last time I let someone borrow my gloves—coughtheshrimpcoughcough--he destroyed a building…so I'm afraid that the answer is no.

Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP?!

Riza: Eh…depends on who you want to shoot. But I guess I can lend you them. –smiles-

Al: You're a kitty cat! Yay, I'm so happy! –glomps Hoples-

Envy: …

Sky: You know you have to answer, Envy

Envy: …No. I refuse.

Sky: -rolls eyes- Do you want a cookie?

Envy: -looks at her quickly with big shining eyes- You have cookies?

Sky: Yep. But you can only have one if you answer your question.

Envy: -pouts- Oh fine. No, I am not cross-dressing. Don't you know sexy when you see it? And I'm not gay. Never have, never will…I think.

Sky: -squeals loudly-

Envy: Shut up! I'm not gay!

Sky: Then why did you kiss Ed, huh huh huh? I want to know

Envy: -growls and blushes- That is none of your business, human! -calms down and clears throat- Anyway, I'M A (censored) BOY, GODDAMMIT! I AM NOT A (censored) GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A (censored)(censored) PALMTREE!

Ed: Thank you for agreeing. Milk is disgusting and useless

Sky: Said from someone who only likes milk if it's in stew

Ed: Shut the hell up! That's the only way I'll EVER drink milk!

Sky: -smirks- Oh really? –gets a gallon of milk from nowhere and forces it down his throat- There's another way

Winry: I'm not an idiot!

Sky: -is still forcing milk down Ed's throat- You sure about that?

Winry: Well…I…uh…

Sky: See?

Winry: …I hate you

Silver candle: -grins- Don't care

Winry: T-T

Ed: Lessee... Listen to everything Mustang says in this chapter. Short comments and flirting included.

Roy: -hands bottle of Veritaserum stolen from Harry Potter- Drink this and answer me. Are you in love with Edward?

Envy: -hands crappy, OOC, clichèd fanfiction about him and Ed- Read this without hurting anyone

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Ed: Aw…do I have to?

Sky: Yes, you do. You know you want to

Ed: … -walks away and follows Roy around-

Roy: Why are you following me?

Ed: -stares at him-

Roy: Uh…Ed?

Ed: -continues to stare-

Roy: Um…Edward, this is getting a bit creepy…why are you staring at me like that?!

Ed: -blinks and walks away-

Roy: …O-kay, that was random

Sky: …You have no idea –blinks and brings out the Veritarserum and forces it down his throat- Now this is what the reader and I want to know: Do you like Ed?

Roy: -blinks sleepily and nods- Yes I love Edward. I love him so much that I can't stand it

Sky: -grins evilly- And is your name Colonel Useless?

Roy: No…but that—HEY! MY NAME IS NOT COLONEL USELESS, DAMMIT!

Sky: I wouldn't be so sure about that

Roy: -glares-

Sky: -hands Envy aforementioned fanfic story- Do you read? I have a suggestion for you. –backs away and covers ears-

Envy: -blinks- Uh, thanks I guess. –starts to read- WHAT THE (censored) HELL IS UP WITH THIS (censored) PIECE OF (censored) STORY?! WHOEVER WROTE THIS COMPLETELY (censored)(censored) PERVERTED! I AM NOT LIKE THAT WITH EDO!

Sky: -shakes head- That's not what I hear

Envy: No, that's not—what I mean is—just—SHUT THE HELL UP AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! –goes into emo corner and sulks-

Ed: I know this is random but hug Al and say "I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine."
Roy: Hug Ed and say the same.
Hughes: Take pictures of this and keep them as blackmail
Envy: Transform into a scratching post and let Al's kitties scratch you.
Scar: Marry one of your fangirls. You can't divorce or kill them.
Riza: After Envy's done being a scratching post, use him for target practice.
That is all. X3

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Ed: Yay! Hug Al! –runs around and glomps Al- I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine! Mine! All mine!

Al: …?

Roy: What if someone else wants to hug…?

Ed: No! He's my squishy! You can't have him!

Al: Can you please not talk about me as if I'm not here?

Ed: Yay, squishy spoke his first words!

Al: … -sighs in exasperation-

Roy: -glomps Ed- I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine

Ed: No I already have a squishy! I can't be a squishy! WAH!!

Al: …

Hughes: -runs around taking pictures-

Envy: And why should I become a scratching post?

Ed: SQUISHY!

Sky: …That's why

Envy: -glares- That's not a reason

Sky: Sure it is. Do you want Ed to glomp you and call you squishy…?

Envy: Eh…no, I don't

Ed: -glomps Envy- YOU ARE MY SQUISHY!

Envy: GAH! –falls over-

Sky: -drags Ed off him- Transform, now…or I shall unleash the beast... –pets Ed's head- ...unto you

Envy: -backs away and immediately transforms into scratching post- -instantly Al's many cats tackle him and scratch him-

Sky: -laughs at his misery-

Envy: -lunges at her-

Sky: Eep! –runs behind Ed-

Envy: -is attacked by Al's cats again-

Scar: Fine. Marry me. –points to one girl-

Random girl: O.O…Yes, of course!

Riza: -runs towards Envy and rescues him from the cats- -brings out her gun and shoots at him-

Envy: -runs away-

A/N: That's all I can write for now. I apologize for those reviews that didn't get into this chapter, but this is all I could write with my now restricted time. See you next chapter!

Ed: Bye now, my squishies!

Roy: Will you shut up with that?!

Ed: NO! –glomps Roy-

Sky & Al: -waves-