September: Fall shopping with Hill
Darcy found herself following Maria Hill around a home goods store buying of all things fall decorations.
" Why are we here again?" Darcy asked picking up a bronze throw pillow.
" I need a hobby I thought decorating my apartment might help." Maria said sounding squirrely Darcy rose a brow
" Who called you a workaholic and why didn't you shoot them?" Maria snorted as she dropped another decorative pumpkin into her cart
"No one." Darcy didn't believe that at all as she held up a round gold for Maria's approval, who nodded as Darcy pitched at the cart.
"New boy toy?" she offered as Maria held up amber colored glass votive holders she shook her head " Trying to be a new type of Martha Stuart?" Maria laughed setting down the holders.
"No Darcy honestly I just want to decorate for fall." shrugging still not buying it she helped Maria pick out a few things. Then helped her decorate her apartment in all the fall type things Maria had bought including twelve different bejeweled pumpkins.
It was three a.m. and her doorbell went off like someone was leaning on it. Darcy rolled out of bed and went to her door to find an extremely pissed off Maria Hill in a sexy negligée in a rich peach, makeup on hair curled loose and falling down her back. She pushed passed Darcy and angrily passed around her living room looking ready to combust.
" That asshole, we've been planning this romantic weekend for months. Months Darcy and an hour after he's supposed to be here. He call's and says he can't come." Darcy winced she didn't know who Maria was with but getting ditch on a romantic weekend sucked.
" So he's an asshole dump him" Darcy said simply as she went to the fridge pulling out a beer miller highlife they were Bucky's she didn't drink these the bubbles messed with her she always ended up spilling half on the floor. She held it out to Maria who angrily shook her head making her gold dangly earrings jingle.
" I don't want to get drunk, I want to hit someone." Maria ground out, Darcy put the beer back in the fridge grabbed Maria's hand lead her out of the apartment to hers. She waited for Maria to open the door noticing the soft music and tons of still lit candles the soft scent of Maria's expensive perfume Darcy winced again
" Go get your gun." Darcy told her as she started blowing out candles went to Maria's linen closet grabbed a pillow case and collected every single bejeweled pumpkin. Maria came back still in her peach nightie and she added her leather gun harness, Darcy lead the way to the gun range on the bottom floors only for avengers and agents but Darcy had access to everything thanks to Jarvis who Darcy was sure he had crush if it was possible for the A.I. .She lined the pumpkins up for Maria then headed back to the safety zone and put on a pair of ear protectors and watched her kill them. Then went to line up the last six and scampered back to safety and watched the last of the glittering pumpkins meet their doom. They got a round of applause , they both turned to see Clint, Tasha, Steve and Bucky watching them. she realized they must look crazy Maria in a negligee Darcy in one of Steve's t-shirts (she stole from his and Bucky's apartment thinking it was Bucky's only to find out was Steve's. And that they shared a bed in a completely platonic way much to her disappointment.) and underwear no bra luckily his shirt fit her like a dress.
" Hey guys" she offered waving with a little smile Natasha rose an eyebrow at them
"What happened?"Darcy shrugged as she bent holding her t-shirt down to pick up the pillow case.
" Nothing Maria's boyfriend was dumb enough to ditch her, He's lucky were shooting pumpkins and not his balls." Darcy said on a shrug as Maria nodded and every man in the room winced and covered himself.
"Amen" they both laughed and left the gun range and went to go get ice cream and watch chick flix.
Hey Guys and Dolls this one was fun to write I feel sorry for Maria's boyfriend when she gets to him. Please review it makes me so happy, thank you so much to those who already have - Love Dizzy
