HEy! So I finally updated! But the next update after this is going to be awhile...I seriously have no desire to write this story anymore. None whatsoever. Its horrible! But don't worry, i WILL keep updating still, because I hate authors who don't finish their stories and I don't wanna be a hypo-cri-te! So I won't just randomly hurry up and type a bunch of words that make no sense like some authors who end their stories like that. No shocking stuff!

Well, short chapter I know, but this is good enuff! At least I updated! :D

And as for Never, Again!, well I'm not too sure about that. There is no plot. And thats a huge problem. So yeah..that may be on Hiatus for a litle while. Don't be disppointed though! That story was actually originally a part of another story. So maybe I'll combine em!

Well whatevs! Just read this already!


"You better get that thing away from Kanda." Lenalee told me as we arrived at the entrance of a small town. "He doesn't like them very much and oh yeah-he's allergic to them too!"

"Meow!" Hobo let out a protesting meow as he poked his head out of the pocket of my dress. We all stopped in our tracks and faced the tiny buildings. I gasped-it was exactly how I had imagined it to be! Well, yes but not really. I glanced around at the people walking around the streets. We were in a small town in Reims, but guess what? Not everybody was wearing giant dresses and high hats! Some people were dressed….poorly as well, in pieces of cloth that they had probably found in the garbage or something. But other than that, carriages were strolling around and little 19th century boys were playing on streets-exactly how I knew it.

"We're finally here!" Allen said as he put away his map. "The hotel should be right around the corner."

I looked around, taking the sights in. The little boys had stopped playing "try to stab each other with weapons." Instead, they had dropped their fake swords and were standing there on the street, staring at well…..me. And Allen. And Lavi. And Kanda. And anything else that didn't look very normal in our group.

"I'm so tired!" Lavi complained, oblivious to the stares.

"Che." Said Kanda, turning his head away. He was standing quite a distance away from us and clearly he didn't want any more allergy attacks…from me, to be exact. Or my cat Hobo. Yes, Hobo was MY cat now-I had officially adopted him. Even though he was ugly as hell (and even Allen had pointed that out earlier), I didn't care. He was probably the only thing that understood me in this whole anime world.

After a three minute walk, we arrived at the front of a very old looking hotel. Or motel. At least that's what it looked like. There was no sign-it was just a creepy old building that the exorcists thought was a place to stay. But oh well. I guess that this was the only place available.

"Um, ano." Said Allen as we all stepped inside the tiny building. "Can we have two rooms please?"

"Alright." Some man with a beard answered as he handed Allen two keys. After the white haired boy paid some sort of money that I didn't recognize at all, we headed up the creaky old stairs.

"Come on, Dior!" Lenalee grabbed my hand and pulled me into our room. Across from us was where Allen, Lavi, Kanda, and Bookman were going to be sleeping.

"Good Night!" Allen waved and closed the door.

"Night!" Lenalee replied. Before she closed the door I heard a very loud yell from the room across from us.

"I CALL SHARING A BED WITH YUU!" I recognized Lavi's voice as loud as ever ringing through the halls.

Then there was a sudden crashing sound and some more screaming.

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL, YUU?" there were some mumbles and cries coming from their room. "FINE, I'LL SLEEP WITH ALLEN TONIGHT!"

I looked at Lenalee to see her reaction. The Chinese girl just shook her head sadly.

"I'm sorry. I don't know what is wrong with them." She said as she let out a sigh.

"They're probably just gay for each other." I suggested. "THREESOME!"

Lenalee lifted her head and blinked at me in confusion. "Eh?" she tilted her head to one side. "What is that supposed to mean?"

I let out a groan. Seriously. Could talking to her get any more exciting?

"Never mind." I mumbled as I took of my shoes and threw them across the floor. Then I glanced down in horror.

"You've got blisters on you feet." Lenalee bit her lip as she looked down. "A lot of them."

"I noticed." I said as I stared down at my feet, which were covered in gross red blisters all over. They were also starting to feel really, really painful. Well, I guess this is what you get for hiking in designer shoes. "Do you have a band-aid or something?"

"No." Lenalee answered. I'm not sure if she knew what a band-aid was, but instead of complaining some more I just flopped myself onto a bed and covered myself up with the blanket.

"You need new shoes." Lenalee pointed out as she got onto the bed on the other side of the room and lay down. There were two beds so we didn't have to share. Oh, and by the way, there wasn't a bathtub in the room, so that's why neither of us took a shower and just went straight to bed. With the same clothes on. Which, if you ask me, was grossily gross.

"Yeah, whatever." I mumbled as I closed my eyes and tried to go to sleep. I had never been so tired in my life. Or walked this much in a single day. I don't know how the exorcists put up with traveling like this, but I was starting to wish that I had brought a car with me when I traveled here. Not that it was really possible.

"Night, Dior." I heard Lenalee's voice one last time before I turned towards my side so that my back was facing her. Why was this bed so freaking hard? It felt like cement!

After five minutes of more tossing and turning, I found myself in a more comfortable position and closed my eyes. Lenalee had stopped talking as well-she had probably fallen asleep already. I was just about to close my eyes and start to dream when suddenly a loud explosion startled me.

"HOLY SHIT!" I screamed as I shot out of the bed. Beside me Lenalee got up as well and she hopped swiftly towards the window and opened the curtains to see what was going on.

Before any of us could say anything, the door behind us burst open and Allen Walker charged in with Lavi behind him.

"Lenalee!" the British boy shouted. "AKUMA!"

I stared at Allen in shock, unable to move. Instead of where his arm should have been, there was a huge deformed white claw clinging onto his shoulders. Then I looked behind him. Lavi was carrying his gigantic hammer like the day when I had first met him, except the hammer was somehow even bigger than it already was. He held the huge thing across his shoulders, showing no sign of pain whatsoever. Heck, he made weightlifting look easy!

"Innocence, activate!" I heard Lenalee say and spun around to see what was going on. The rings around her feet had spread across her legs and they had transformed into boots that went just past her knee. I gaped at the Chinese girl stupidly. "I didn't know that this anime was about fashion!" were the words that came out of my mouth at that moment.

"It isn't!" I heard Lavi say as he smashed the window with his giant hammer and jumped outside into the chaos of the night, sending shards of shattered glass flying everywhere across the room. Lenalee followed with extreme speed behind him and flew out of the window in her stylish black boots as the shattered pieces of glass came flying at me. Gee, thanks exorcists. Way to, you know, just leave me there.

Suddenly Allen Walker was by my side, with his giant arm stretched out in front of us, protecting me from the shattered pieces of glass. "Dior!" the white haired boy said. "Stay here and don't go anywhere!" he commanded as he withdrew his arm and leapt outside of the window to fight.

"Wait!" I shouted but he was gone already. Quickly, I rushed over to the broken window and looked outside. I sort of regretted that move, though, because it was the most frightening thing that I'd ever seen. There were these giant ball machines floating in the air and purple beams were shooting out of cannons that were attached to their bodies. There were a lot of them. Like, A LOT. Lenalee was right-they DID look like clowns. I always knew anything that had to do with clowns couldn't be good!

"Big Hammer, small hammer, grow grow grow!" I gaped in shock as Lavi's hammer grew even bigger than the hotel. The redhead lifted his weapon up and smashed it into the bodies of akumas. Flat out! If there had been popcorn, I probably would have bought some to go with this amazing epic action scene, but unfortunately, this wasn't a movie. Oh, I wished it was alright. Then my life wouldn't be in danger, but-

"You better stay out of my way." I whipped around to see the Japanese exorcist behind me, with his mugen unsheathed.

"Trust me, I will." I hissed back as Kanda leapt out of the window sharply and landed in the battle scene, slicing up the body of a few akumas as he did so. Somehow Bookman had also joined in the fight when I wasn't looking, and black needles were shooting out of his hands at the monsters. It wasn't fair! How come I didn't have any of these cool powers?

"Meow." Behind me, Hobo leapt onto the edge of the window and stared at the exorcists as they fought. I didn't like just standing there watching, but there was nothing I could do.

Lenalee was moving at the speed of light, cutting the akuma in half with her pointy shoes and jumping over their heads like they were marshmallows. Allen's arm had turned into a sword and he was also slicing them up along with Kanda, who I couldn't see, because he was so fast. Lavi was just randomly smashing everything that he could get his hammer on-from akuma to buildings to people on the streets that had run out of their houses screaming for help. God he could at least watch where he was hitting. Bookman kept throwing needles at the akuma from his hands. Wow, really. What kind of a power is that?

"FOUND YOU!" A high-pitched voice suddenly screamed out behind me, causing both Hobo and I to turn our heads. Yet another regret. I tried to hold back a gasp as the most screwed up looking angel smiled sweetly at me and licked it's lips, it's tongue sliding over its mouth slowly as it did so. It was like the mix between a devil and an angel, it's long slender body leaned against the door as it studied me with disgust.

"Wh…what are you?" I demanded as Hobo meowed and hid under the bed, clearly frightened by it's presence. The thing just tilted its head and blinked at me with it's small blood red eyes that contained evil. Was this an akuma? It certainly didn't look much like the things that the exorcists were beating up outside. But there was a slight resemblance.

"You're what shel sent me to look for?" the thing hissed, pissed off. "This was so not worth my time as a level 3."

I crossed my arms and stepped forward, facing the level 3, whatever it was. "Are you an akuma too?" I asked as the thing blinked in surprise.

Then the monster laughed, in a high-ear breaking voice. I covered my ears as the piercing shrieks came at me. "What else would I be?" the level 3 snickered. "Do I look like an exorcist to you?"

Before I could yell "Oh shit, it's an akuma. Help!", the thing had grabbed my neck and was choking me. "I would kill you here right now," the akuma hissed into my ear as I struggled to breathe. "But Road wants to see you and I have to obey her orders." The thing sounded disgusted. "I don't know why she would need something like you though." And we were off with him still grabbing onto my neck, only not as hard this time. We shot through the roof of the hotel suddenly and I closed my eyes as pieces of hard material hit me on the face. I opened my eyes as we came up in the sky, the moon shining on the monster's face as we did. It was the most ugliest thing that I had ever seen in my life, now that I could see it's face clearly under the moonlight. IN fact, so ugly that I had to hold back tears when I looked at it.

"Oh God!" I heard a voice below us yell as we flew away from the little town. "Dior!"

It was Lenalee, and she was flying towards us along with Lavi riding on his hammer, which was extending towards the night sky. "Dior!" Lenalee screamed again as we flew faster. I tried to say something, but what could come out of your throat when something called an akuma was choking blood out of your mouth with it's iron-grip?

"Damn exorcist." The monster cursed as he stretched out his arm and laser beams shot out from his hand. Lavi was knocked off of his hammer immediately as Lenalee tried to dodge them all. More laser beams shot out of the akuma's hand at Lenalee but she couldn't fly past all of them though, so she let out a yell as she was shot out of the sky and went plummeting onto the ground below.

Oh, shit.

I glared at the akuma with hatred as we lost the exorcists and flew further away from the hotel. I tried to bite him but when I did I nearly lost a tooth. The akuma just smirked at me and laughed at my stupidity. I wanted to kick him in the shins, but before I could do so, I felt something hit my head hard and I was knocked out, my eyes seeing nothing but blackness even though it was already so dark in the night sky.


"Eh?" the little girl tilted her head to one side as she poked me with her giant lollipop. "Are you sure that this is her?"

I glared at the little girl with hatred as she licked her round swirly lollipop slowly, her tongue gliding over it slowly like it was ice skating on that piece of candy. When I had waked up, I didn't expect my kidnaper to be well…this puny little thing. Seriously. When I opened my eyes and found out that she was the one that had tied me to a chair that felt like it was made out of bricks, I was truly ashamed of myself. Back in my day, not even guys dared to do anything to me. And now I was tied up to a chair by a girl that looked like she was 8 in a strange dark room lit by candles. Where were we, anyway?

"Yes, Road-tama." The level 3 that was in the corner of the dark candle-lit room bowed his head down with respect. "This is definitely what you were looking for."

Road gave her candy one more lick and tossed it at the akuma, who caught it swiftly. "Nande?" she complained as she blinked at me. "This isn't fun at all! I expected someone as interesting as Allen Walker!"

I nearly choked. "Oh god!" I said as I glanced up at this Road person. She was a strange-looking girl, with short dark hair and a strange shade of skin. It was a dark, greenish color that I had never seen on any kind of race before. "Don't tell me you are in love with Allen!" I nearly laughed. "Puh-lease! Accept the fact that you're 8 and he's like, sixteen!"

Road glared at me, anger flashing in her strange round eyes as she did so. Even though she was a little girl, her gaze still sent chills down my spine and fear was swallowing me up. "I was going to play with you for a little while before I cut your heart up," she hissed, "But I guess I'll play with you AFTER I kill you!"

I don't know why my mouth kept moving, but I didn't really care whether I died or not. Maybe I wasn't taking the anime world seriously after all. "Kill me?" I echoed at the little girl who was smiling devilishly. "Isn't it time for you to go to school?"

Something flashed in Road's eyes, but I just went on anyway.

"Try not to get bullied on the way there, alright? Things like that tend to happen to children who dress like you."

Instead of stabbing me with her, hmm, lollipop, Road just smiled and licked her lips at me, causing more shivers to crawl down my back. "Neh?" She said as she grabbed my chin with two fingers and studied me closely. Then, she said the most random thing ever. "I LIKE YOU!" Road announced happily as she licked my cheek like a cat, causing me to close my eyes in horror. Noooooo, rape!

"I CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO TYKI!" the little girl danced around happily in the dark room. This wasn't going together at all. Here we were in a dark emo room lit by dark candles, and she was dressed in pink, dancing around and now…singing. About how she was going to make me her….doll?!

"What the fuck did you just say?" I demanded. Now I knew why I never really liked kids back in my world. This totally proved it.

Road stopped singing and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I shuddered. Her lips were surprisingly cold in a burning way. "I want to dress you up!" Road said cheerfully and giggled in an unnaturally high voice. "Then I'll get Tyki to take out all your internal organs so we can preserve your pretty body and add you to my doll collection!"

I gaped at her words in shock. And I had thought that the kids back in my world were naughty when they said something like fuck. Wait until the teachers on earth got a good look at this. Seriously…what were schools teaching kids these days?

Road then touched my cheek softly, barley touching my skin. Still, I could feel the coldness of her fingertips and I tried not to scream. "I'm going to give you a makeover." Road smiled. "I love giving my dolls makeovers. Wait here while I go get my stuff."

I wanted to tell her that I couldn't go anywhere in the first place since I my hands were still tied to the back of the extremely heavy chair, but I just gave her one last glare and sighed. This totally sucked. If only I wasn't in D Grayman but a non-dangerous anime, like….oh yeah what was that called again? Right! That anime called Fruits Basket! I think. If only I was in Fruits Basket instead of this. "Stupid exorcists!" I mumbled under my breath. If I died right here then my ghost would so be haunting Lenalee for eternity. I know, I was selfish. But apparently it was her job to come rescue me and she wasn't doing a very good job at it.

"I'm back!"

Road suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of me. In her hands was a big box.

"Get tht thing away from me!" I yelled as Road carried the box and came closer to me.

The little girl just laughed evilly. "What?" she said innocently. "I'm just going make you prettier!"

I shuddered. Oh please, exorcists. Come to the rescue already!


lol, Dior randomly gets kidnapped!

Anyway, more story stuff. I may be writing a new story to replace Never, AGAIN! They're basically the same thing, except this new story developed from Never, Again! And its way better. So wait for it. Not coming out any time soon though!....or will it?

And don't worry, I still will update this one, only I don't want to. But I will. Lazy arse!

SO REIIIIEWWWWW PLEASE! :D