FMA Dare Show Thing

New: HELLO AND WELCOME TO A KOOLIO DARE SHOW.

Sandy: Dude you are kidding me. *walks out in rap costume*

New: *grins manically* I am so not.

Sandy: *slaps New* What's this for anyhow dude?

New: Ceiling Ed is more evil then you think.

Edward: *hangs from the ceiling* I AM NOT!

New: See. *points at Ed*

Edward: LET ME DOWN! *struggling to get free*

New: If you come down I'll make Envy continually hit on you.

Edward: NO! That's gross why would you even think of that?!

Envy: I agree with pipsqueak. HOW COULD YOU THINK OF THAT?!

New: *grins evilly* You know, I'm more evil than you think too...

Everyone: *shudders*

Sandy: After that... Er... Unexpected beginning, we know introduce our new reviewer! Welcome Silence-That-Kills-Me!

*clap of evil thunder* Mwa ha ha ha yes it is I, Silence, or Sil, or Amanda! Hello my lovelies.

Edward: Doesn't she seem a little... I don't know... EVIL!

Sandy: No, not at all!

Edward: But can't yo-

Sandy: No buts.

Edward: But ca-

Sandy: No buts!

Edward: Bu-

Sandy: NO BUTS! *slaps Ed*

Edward: Fine...

Sandy: Good ceiling Ed!

Edward: *grumbles* I hate you all...

So what is this? I have another dare show to enjoy? Don't mind if I do! *talking in a ridiculous accent*

New: Vwe should all talk en vridiculous accents! *talks in a German accent*

Sandy: Dude, nobody's going to do that.

New: But Silence vor Sil vor Amanda's talking in vone.

Sandy: Still. NOBODY IS. GOING TO. TALK. IN. ONE.

New: My goodness vwoman don't you have mannevrs?

Sandy: *slaps New* Just let your co-host lead this one, alright?

New: Fine... Do vwhat you vwish...

Ok so I dare New and Sandy (the awesome ppl :3) to read at least one of my stories and review. T.T reviews are love...

Sandy: I agree! Reviews are love... So you better review!

New: I won't talk weird anymore so can I be host again?!

Sandy: ...

New: Well...?

Sandy: ... Fine...

New: AWESOME! And guess what Sandy?

Sandy: What?

New: I'm in a Warriors mood!

Sandy: You mean those books you tried to make me read?

New: YUP! So for the next few chapters we shall get our own warrior names! *stars in eyes*

Sandy: Oh great... *rolls eyes*

New: Moving on...

X'D Ed you have to dance. On a pole. In front of Winry. ):D

Edward: EVIL! That woman is evil!

New: You don't know that... Anyways do the dare!

Edward: NO!

New: Cage time!

Edward: NO CAGE! I'll do the dare alright?!

New: Alright! *pushes Winry in front of pole* Stay.

Edward: *gets on top of pole and starts dancing*

Sandy: You sure that's how you're suppose to do it?

Edward: No, now shut up.

Sandy: *sighs* Boys...

Envy. You are officially mute. You cannot talk for the next 5 (five!) chapters. ):D

Envy: *mouth drops open*

New: You can learn sign language with Lust! *pushes said characters into room of learning*

Sandy: Thank you Silence! Now we don't have to listen to that palm tree!

Envy: *runs out if room of learning and slaps Sandy*

Sandy: HEY! What was that for?!

Envy: *sticks tongue out at Sandy and runs back into room of learning*

Sandy: I hate that palm tree...

Alphonse: Don't we all?

Everybody: *nods in agreement*

Alphonse: Thought so...

Kimblee, here's a cookie. Stay awesome

Kimblee: I always stay awesome! *chews on cookie*

Alphonse: Do I get a cookie?

Kimblee: Mine!

Alphonse: Awww...

New: Next time Al... I'm sure you'll get a cookie!

Alphonse: COOKIES!

Scar you're pretty cool too so... *poof* you get a magical flying pony.

Scar: *gasps* I've always wanted a magical flying pony!

Sandy: You have?

Scar: Yeah...

Well, you can have it if you laugh in Winry's face about her parents. But then you have to apologize for your awful crime.

Scar: OKIE DOKIE! *walks over laughs about Winry's parents in her face then apologises*

Winry: *slaps Scar*

DEVIL. HOW DARE YOU. Sorry, we're cool, I'll hold in the inner hero. (/-o-)/ lol

New: Everybody, we shall hold in the inner hero...

Everybody: *holds in the inner hero*

I'LL BE STALKING YOU. O3O

New and Sandy: WE'LL BE STALKING YOU TOO.

Roy: It is finished!

New: It is... And next chapter you get your warrior name young... Wait what's your apprentice name?

Roy: What do you mean?

New: You wouldn't understand even if I told you.

Roy: Aww... Anyhow, REVIEW.