FMA Dare Show Thing
New: HELLO AND WELCOME TO A KOOLIO DARE SHOW.
Sandy: Dude you are kidding me. *walks out in rap costume*
New: *grins manically* I am so not.
Sandy: *slaps New* What's this for anyhow dude?
New: Ceiling Ed is more evil then you think.
Edward: *hangs from the ceiling* I AM NOT!
New: See. *points at Ed*
Edward: LET ME DOWN! *struggling to get free*
New: If you come down I'll make Envy continually hit on you.
Edward: NO! That's gross why would you even think of that?!
Envy: I agree with pipsqueak. HOW COULD YOU THINK OF THAT?!
New: *grins evilly* You know, I'm more evil than you think too...
Everyone: *shudders*
Sandy: After that... Er... Unexpected beginning, we know introduce our new reviewer! Welcome Silence-That-Kills-Me!
*clap of evil thunder* Mwa ha ha ha yes it is I, Silence, or Sil, or Amanda! Hello my lovelies.
Edward: Doesn't she seem a little... I don't know... EVIL!
Sandy: No, not at all!
Edward: But can't yo-
Sandy: No buts.
Edward: But ca-
Sandy: No buts!
Edward: Bu-
Sandy: NO BUTS! *slaps Ed*
Edward: Fine...
Sandy: Good ceiling Ed!
Edward: *grumbles* I hate you all...
So what is this? I have another dare show to enjoy? Don't mind if I do! *talking in a ridiculous accent*
New: Vwe should all talk en vridiculous accents! *talks in a German accent*
Sandy: Dude, nobody's going to do that.
New: But Silence vor Sil vor Amanda's talking in vone.
Sandy: Still. NOBODY IS. GOING TO. TALK. IN. ONE.
New: My goodness vwoman don't you have mannevrs?
Sandy: *slaps New* Just let your co-host lead this one, alright?
New: Fine... Do vwhat you vwish...
Ok so I dare New and Sandy (the awesome ppl :3) to read at least one of my stories and review. T.T reviews are love...
Sandy: I agree! Reviews are love... So you better review!
New: I won't talk weird anymore so can I be host again?!
Sandy: ...
New: Well...?
Sandy: ... Fine...
New: AWESOME! And guess what Sandy?
Sandy: What?
New: I'm in a Warriors mood!
Sandy: You mean those books you tried to make me read?
New: YUP! So for the next few chapters we shall get our own warrior names! *stars in eyes*
Sandy: Oh great... *rolls eyes*
New: Moving on...
X'D Ed you have to dance. On a pole. In front of Winry. ):D
Edward: EVIL! That woman is evil!
New: You don't know that... Anyways do the dare!
Edward: NO!
New: Cage time!
Edward: NO CAGE! I'll do the dare alright?!
New: Alright! *pushes Winry in front of pole* Stay.
Edward: *gets on top of pole and starts dancing*
Sandy: You sure that's how you're suppose to do it?
Edward: No, now shut up.
Sandy: *sighs* Boys...
Envy. You are officially mute. You cannot talk for the next 5 (five!) chapters. ):D
Envy: *mouth drops open*
New: You can learn sign language with Lust! *pushes said characters into room of learning*
Sandy: Thank you Silence! Now we don't have to listen to that palm tree!
Envy: *runs out if room of learning and slaps Sandy*
Sandy: HEY! What was that for?!
Envy: *sticks tongue out at Sandy and runs back into room of learning*
Sandy: I hate that palm tree...
Alphonse: Don't we all?
Everybody: *nods in agreement*
Alphonse: Thought so...
Kimblee, here's a cookie. Stay awesome
Kimblee: I always stay awesome! *chews on cookie*
Alphonse: Do I get a cookie?
Kimblee: Mine!
Alphonse: Awww...
New: Next time Al... I'm sure you'll get a cookie!
Alphonse: COOKIES!
Scar you're pretty cool too so... *poof* you get a magical flying pony.
Scar: *gasps* I've always wanted a magical flying pony!
Sandy: You have?
Scar: Yeah...
Well, you can have it if you laugh in Winry's face about her parents. But then you have to apologize for your awful crime.
Scar: OKIE DOKIE! *walks over laughs about Winry's parents in her face then apologises*
Winry: *slaps Scar*
DEVIL. HOW DARE YOU. Sorry, we're cool, I'll hold in the inner hero. (/-o-)/ lol
New: Everybody, we shall hold in the inner hero...
Everybody: *holds in the inner hero*
I'LL BE STALKING YOU. O3O
New and Sandy: WE'LL BE STALKING YOU TOO.
Roy: It is finished!
New: It is... And next chapter you get your warrior name young... Wait what's your apprentice name?
Roy: What do you mean?
New: You wouldn't understand even if I told you.
Roy: Aww... Anyhow, REVIEW.
