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Edward Went To Jared's
I looked at the gorgeous ring with it's microscopic glistening diamonds and spider web like detail. The others around it didn't compare.
"That one is perfect." I told the girl behind the counter.
She took it out with caution and positioned it so that I could see both the ring and the price tag. Still like it, handsome? She thought.
"Perfect." I told her again, getting out my wallet.
Pretty AND rich! I wonder.... "What's the occasion?" Please be his mother's birthday!
I hid my frown at her stupidity. "I'm getting married." I told her bluntly.
No! It was too perfect! But maybe there is still time. " Aw! When?"
You have got to be joking? "Tomorrow." Stupid girl.
She pushed the bag with the ring in it across the counter. Wow, so soon. He's too young to be getting married. He can't be older than nineteen. What's his hurry? We still have tonight though....
I grabbed the bag before she could voice any of this. "Thanks." I shot at her before nearly running out of the store.
I should definitely steer clear of Jared's from now on.
I jumped into my Volvo and jammed the keys into the ignition. I pushed the button for my new Magellan GPS to turn on.
Now all I had to do was go get flowers for Bella and...
Hello Edward. Said a silky female voice.
I glanced around nervously before finally looking at the Magellan GPS.
"Uh....hello?"
What's in the bag, Edward? The Magellan GPS continued.
My GPS was talking to me...huh. Well, I should be surprised but I'm a vampire so....my life can't get MUCH weirder, can it? Plus, with all there technological advances, how was an early 20th century boy like me supposed to keep up?
I leaned toward the Magellan GPS awkwardly. "Well, uh, Miss. Magellan, I bought a ring."
Please. Call me Maggie. She purred.
"Erm, 'kay Maggie. Can I just get directions to the nearest flower shop?"
That request has been denied. Who is the ring for, Eddy?
"Uh, my fiancé? Bella. We're, uh, getting married....tomorrow."
Big day. You went to Jared's!
"Uh-huh."
She's going to like that.
"I think that was the point." My voice sounded off hand.
Get anything for me?
You're a freaking GPS! "Nope. Sorry. Next time."
Awwww....what a shame. Maggie sighed. May I....see the ring.
I clutched the bag to my chest. "No! Mine!"
Come on....just a peak!
"That's it! I could run to the flower shop faster than this!" Just as I reached for the handle all the doors locked. "Wha-what's happening?"
Just show me the ring, Edward, and no one gets hurt.
"Okay! Okay!" I said, frantically. "No need to get pushy!" I pulled out the ring and held it uncertainly in front of the screen.
Pretttttty.
"Uh-huh. Can I go now?"
No! Now hand over the ring!
"No!"
Do it now!
BAM!
Something small and human shaped burst through the window of the Volvo. Alice.
Glass sprayed through the car, littering the seats.
Alice straightened up and opened the passenger door. "Now Bella!" She yelled.
Now it was Bella's turn to dive into the car. She caused less damage by actually using door. Bella yanked Maggie's chord out of the plug, ignoring her weak, No! Please! Have mercy!
Bella tossed the GPS out of the car and onto the hard pavement. Pulling a hammer out of nowhere and with no clemmancy in her eyes, she began beating it to pieces. "Die bitch! Nobody hits on my boyfriend of steals my rings!"
"Fiancé." I corrected.
She brandished the hammer. "You're next!" Suddenly she blinked, staring at the bag in awe. "You went to Jared's!"
Disclaimer- I do not own Jared's, Twilight or the GPS company. Although I do own a GPS. It's pretty awesome....when it's not stalking me.
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