Episode 9: Matriception
"Last time on Total Drama: Action Stars Island Tour. After a shocking reveal that showed the historic origins of Staci's family, the contestants went back to their cabins. Well, most of them did anyway. Dawn and Trent fell in love- wonder how long that will last. And Jo and Sky…well, let's just say they disappointed both me and MacArthur. But the highlight of the night definitely came from Ella, when the schizophrenic princess went from Snow White to snow red. Heheh. Anyways, the teams woke up the next morning in my surprisingly cost-effective VR simulator. There they were divided into teams based on their pre-established alliances, sharing points accordingly. Their task is to defend their forts while taking over the bases of their enemies. Though the Underminers and the Goths came to the center first, followed by the Gamers, Girl Power, Bad Gas, the Survivors, Muscle and Gaia's Arrow, so far no one has arrived at an enemy base. Despite this we have 3 casualties: Zoey, Scott and Lightning. Who will win the coveted X-ray glasses? Who will be going home? How crazy are the imaginations of psychologically tormented teenagers? And what will today's extra brutal elimination be? Find out on the conclusion to the first segment of Total Drama: Action Stars Island Tour!"
As pop music plays, camera's pop out of from the corners of bathrooms, behind wooly beavers, mutant cockroaches and from the mouths of robot crocodiles. Topher marks the cut before the camera pans over Bony Island. We see Chris sitting in a chair and petting Clucky.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine." Camera zooms in on the skull of Bony Island.
"You guys are on my mind." The angle leaps off to the ground below.
"You asked me what I wanted to be." Underground we see the Goth's searching coffins, alongside Beardo, before Josee jumps in front of them and waves at the camera to her fans. "And now I think the answer is plain to see." Scarlett, wearing the animal control device, walks by and smiles before there is an explosion deeper in the cave. "I want to be famous." Scott flies by and Dave points and laughs at the burn victim.
The smoke clears and Dawn is seated with D.J., meditating on the beach together. Bridgette is surfing and Ella is building a castle. "I want to live close to the sun." Dawn is meditating with her Spud headphones on, trying to ignore Staci. Owen is chasing Bridgette with a shark fin and Sugar stomps on Ella's castle. A mutant shark seizes Owen with tentacles. A giant bird swoops down and struggles to lift Sugar. Dawn peeks out from her meditation and smiles at Ella.
"Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won." Duncan laughs at their plight, getting an angry look from Gwen. Trent is playing his guitar to soothe Gwen while Heather is applying nail polish. "Everything to prove nothing in my way." Ryan runs by with his team and Chef. Lightning hits Trent aside and kisses his lucky totem before a swarm of mutant cockroaches attack.
"I'll get there one day." The swarm clears and we see Cody looking at Gwen solemnly from a tower window. Cameron is creating an automated turret while Kitty takes pictures of it. Dwayne tries to remove the jellyfish clinging to his body while Don narrates his struggle. "Cause I want to be famous!" Alejandro, piloting a Justin mecha, smashes the top of the tower. Jacques leaps down the arm of the robot while Justin stands at the head, seducing birds to swoop in and attack the enemy contestants.
"Na na na na na na na!" Chef, Don, Geoff, Lindsey and Topher look at the campers through T.V. monitors and each give out a different score, except for Lindsey who is applying make-up (8, 4, 6, 9). "Na na na na na na na na!" We switch to Clucky repeatedly stepping on the trigger and electrocuting Vito, Sierra and Izzy. While Vito tries to stay suave despite incredible pain, Sierra is trying to yank off her collar and Izzy has her tongue stuck out and her eyes in a daze, clenching a sack of patato's to her chest.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Courtney, with the Dave pin pierced through her shirt, is making plans while Emma and Noah are making out. Stephanie is wresting MacArthur for her wheelchair. Jo runs by alongside Eva, carrying Sky and stepping on the other team's strategy chart.
Whistling of 'I wanna be, I wanna be famous is heard. Shaun and Jasmine kiss at the campfire and Zoey, wearing her Mike necklace, swoops into the center from the background. Camera zooms completely out to show four different islands, each with their own logo. Then the logo Total Drama Action Stars Island Tour appears in the center, surrounded by thirteen different flags.
"Let's get right back into the action!" exclaimed Chris.
Jacques and Justin are covered in injuries, but are nearing the exit of Topher's challenge. Justin has Jaques hoisted on his back, having him kick the incoming projectiles while keeping the Olympian away from the green goop sprawled across the ground.
Topher dances with Sammy as more projectiles shower his victems.
Jacques balances on Justin's head and kicks the swords aside.
"We're so close!" yelled Justin, picking up speed as fire balls ignited the goop behind them.
"Which means it's time for the final obstacle." Topher dips Sammy and pulls her into a kiss.
Sammy blushes.
Chef knocks over the roulette wheel as he leaps into the playing field. The massive feline roars before swiping his talons at the inferior creatures.
Justin leaps in the way of the slash to protect Jacques.
The dancer turns to thank his savior but find himself unable to speak due to his partner's head having been cleaved off.
Jacques turns away in tears, leaps over the second assault and lands on Chef.
The fearsome feline whacks the prey with his tail.
Jacques uses the momentum to jettison himself onto the finish line.
Chef shrinks and Topher appears in front of the dancer.
The suave host smirks, carrying a suitcase. "Congrats. You two just won Tophers Total Mayhem and the prize!"
Sammy reattaches Justin's head and the model comes back to life.
"Why did you go for the face!?" yelled Justin, frightening the cat.
Jacques suddenly embraces Justin. "You saved me!"
Justin smiles, moves a piece of Jacques' hair away and kisses him.
Sammy's eyes widen.
Justin gives Topher an unseen thumbs up.
When the kiss ends, Jacques is flustered and aroused.
"I couldn't bear to see the one I love get hurt," said Justin, crying on command.
"So, uh. You guys want the prize? You're currently in last place," said Topher.
Justin breaks out of the hug, kissing Jacques cheek and takes the case. "Let's go, beautiful."
Jacques swoons before following along.
Owen and Sugar are still locked in battle against Staci and Dave.
Owen is buried under a mountain of inventions.
Sugar knocks Staci down and lifts her up as a shield to block Dave's fireballs.
"A little help here," said Owen, struggling in vain.
"Sure things…once you tell me who your old girlfriend was!" yelled Sugar, smacking a fireball into the hill atop her love donut.
"What does it matter? You're the one I love now. Please help. It's getting hot!"
"Oh, it matters!" yelled Sugar, slamming into a nearby water tower.
The tower collapsed and broke apart, dousing the entity of fire: Dave.
"I can't even remember her? I think she had hair…yeah it was pretty and red…umm black! She's a man! Oh and she's dead, definitely not competing here!" yelled Owen.
Sugar pulls him out of the rubble and slams Staci to the ground. "You're right. She's dead." The blond behemoth storms off, followed by a very nervous Owen.
Chris is seated in a comfy chair outside of the VR deathtrap, sipping lemonade and resting his legs on a stool. "So, if you all remember, the Underminers and the Goths were the first to arrive at the center. Let's see what the Underminers have discovered."
Sierra and Cody follow floating musical notes through the forest filled with animals.
"Ooooh, this is soooooo romantic," said Sierra, snuggling her Cody-kins.
"What is that?" Cody points to the source of the melodic cacophony, a see through flower bud.
Sierra squints. Her eyes then pop. "OMG!"
"What is it? I can't make out what's inside," said Cody.
"Dent!" cheered Sierra.
"What?"
Sierra hoists her little man onto her back and climbs up the trees, landing before the two lovers nestling naked side by side.
"Ummm. Why is Dawn with Trent?" asked Cody.
"The real question is…why haven't I shipped this before!? It's sooo perfect! As soon as I get a web connection. I'm starting the first ever Dent page!"
"Hey, I'm pretty good at website management. Maybe I can help you," said Cody.
Sierra hugs Cody and squeals.
"So, uh, Sierra. Do we wake them up? I mean they deserve to know they are in a challenge, but my team can't afford another loss. What do you think we should do?"
"Manitoba left to get us a point. I think we should let these two love worms wiggle," said Sierra.
Dawn opens her eyes, smiling and kissing Trent on the forehead before noticing the others. "Were you two having a romantic night as well?"
"Um, it's morning," said Cody.
"Oh, so it is." Dawn looks at a gathering of butterflies. "Are we on Wawanakwa? I don't recognize anyone here."
"Were in a dream or something."
"It's a challenge, isn't it?" asked Trent, slowly getting up.
"Yeah. OMG, you guys have to tell me all about how you two got together and all the juicy details. Hmmmhmm," said Sierra, hoisting Trent up.
"Let's just keep it a secret for now. There are some people who would try to use our love against us," said Trent, smiling at Dawn.
The moonchild hopped up into a kiss. "So, what's the challenge?" she asked with a blissful smile.
"Taking over forts. You're with Gwen and the Winners so you don't have to do anything. It's shared points," said Cody.
"Nah, I got to be there for my team," said Trent.
"Still crushing on Gwen?" asked Cody.
Trent grabs Dawn's hand. "I want to stay in as long as possible."
Dawn blushes and smiles.
"You two, uh, want to get dressed. Not that I mind Dawn. You got a rocking hot bod," said Cody, snapping his finger.
"Thanks." Green leaves covered Dawn like a frilly dress.
Trent imagined up a tuxedo. "This challenge should be fun."
"Yeah, uh. Think you could help us get a point?" asked Cody.
"We're only competing thanks to you. It would be our pleasure," said Dawn.
The Goths ventured deeper into the darkness, trembling as they arrived at the source.
"I'm so…excited," said Crimson.
"Scared," said Ennui.
They blinked and looked at each other.
"Oh, I understand," said Crimson.
"Remember when we lost Loki?"
Crimson nods.
"Yeah. Harsh."
They suddenly hear high-pitched screaming.
The darkness had taken form as a bleeding hand and was crushing Loki.
"Loki," said Ennui with eyes of worry.
"Let him go, Ella," said Crimson.
The Goth Goddess forges a sword of light and slices the corrosive hand. "It burns." She drops the sword.
Loki breaks free of the hand and tears into the black sludge.
Ennui picks up the light sword and cuts into the dark core, getting knocked aside by a black tendril. "Crimson. Go."
"What about you?"
"I'll keep them safe."
"No." Crimson fires a beam of light into the core. "We both will."
Kitty and Dwayne keep their pace steady as the area around them turns into a shopping mall.
Kitty hides behind one of the pillars and pulls Dwayne in. "Do you see any enemies?"
"The place looks deserted. Why is every store selling lipstick, nail polish, and shoes?" asked Dwayne, looking out at the endless sea of shops.
"If only Lindsey was here. Then we could go shopping!" exclaimed Kitty.
Lindsey suddenly pops out from one of the stores. "You want to go shopping!?"
"Actually." Kitty nudges Dwayne. "He does. I've got to get going."
"Oh, okay!" Lindsey snaps her fingers, making the exit appear.
Dwayne laughs and then coughs. "Yeah! I uh, want to paint my nails?"
"Oh my god, you would look so cute. You would look so good in baby like blue, ooh and maybe a little pink, come on let's go!" exclaimed Lindsey, grabbing Dwayne's hand.
"You sure you can handle the fort on your own?" asked Dwayne to Kitty.
"I'll be fine," said Kitty, running off to the giant Exit sign.
Jo and Sky find a path filled with broken German inventions.
"Sugar sure looked upset when we passed her," said Sky.
"If she even touched you, I'd break her arms," said Jo, clenching her fist.
Sky grabs Jo's hand. "Yeah."
Jo pulls away. "Stay focused, Jetstream. There may still be enemies here," said Jo.
The fire around the burning inventions came together in the shape of a boy.
Jo steps in front of Sky. "Out of our way or you'll regret it."
Sky was trembling. "D-D-D-Dave!" She lunges at him before Jo leaps into her from behind.
The two fall to the floor, dodging a jet of flame emitted by the boy's hands.
"Get off me! He has to go away! Forever!" yelled Sky, as Jo rolled with her to dodge incoming fireballs.
Jo pushes into Sky with a kiss. "Let him go. I'll… take care of you."
Dave grew with his rage. "Keith. That's what you called him. Was that her nickname? Let me guess, Kendra, right?"
"Keith is a guy and I can't believe I ever liked you," said Sky, searching for something to douse the flames.
"You liked me but…" Dave scorches a nearby tower of German ingenuity, making it collapse on Sky. "But you're a lesbian. That was the but!?"
Jo pulls a fire house out of a nearby hill and releases a torrent at Dave. "Go on ahead, Jetstream. I've got this!"
"We've got this!" Sky breaks out of the rubble and runs behind Dave.
The crazy clepto turns his attention to the woman who destroyed him, releasing all his power as a blast of flame.
Sky materializes a pole and flings herself over the collection of heat. Once she lands, Dave is gone. "Let's stick together." The nimble girl runs into a hug with Jo. "Forever."
Jo blushes and scratches her head. "Come on, the fort should be closeby."
Stephanie and Ryan follow a clear path but arrive at a dead end.
"What did you do?" asked Stephanie with a glare.
"I didn't do anything. I guess some paths are just no good," said Ryan.
"Oh no. I said we should have gone on the path to the right," said Stephanie.
"No you didn't."
"Well, I thought it!"
"What, am I supposed to be able to read your mind."
"You could if you actually cared about me."
Ryan grabs her face and kisses her. "You know I love you, babe. Now come on, we just need to go back and find another path."
Stephanie smiles. "Fine. But this time I chose."
"Whatever you say, baby," said Ryan, lifting her up in his big strong arms.
The Goths are still fighting Ella's core of depression, aided by Beardo's sound bullets.
Beardo mimes throwing a grenade and blows up one of the tendrils grabbing him.
"Wait, Ennui. I feel something," said Crimson, her hands wounded by the light.
Ennui turns around. His eyes opened wide.
Manitoba was slowly walking down the path, the darkness pooled into him but did no harm.
"How is he…" asked Ennui.
"Doing that?" asked Crimson.
Manitoba walks past the Goths and up to the concentration of dark energy around Ella.
The energy enters him and coats his body. The dark explorer bends down and kisses Ella.
As she opens her eyes he removes his hat.
"Are you my prince?" asked Ella in tears.
"Yes. Your dark prince," said Mal, his body radiating darkness.
Chris hops out of his chair. "Whoa! I knew Ella's suicide would create drama, but this is fantastic! The Underminers just earned themselves an extra point!"
Sierra and Trent, carrying their lovers arrive at a medieval bridge.
"You shall not pass!" exclaimed Leonard, wielding a sword in one hand and a staff in the other.
"I understand you're trying to defend your friend's base, but Ella is your friend too. And I hope you see me as a friend as well," said Dawn.
"I don't want to hurt you so stand back," said Leonard, pointing his staff.
Sierra shot threads from her palms and took away Leonard's weapons. She pushed him to the ground and ran beyond the bridge.
Dawn hops out of Trent's arms. She helps Leonard back to his feet. "You like Ella, don't you?"
"Of course!" exclaimed Leonard.
"I'll speak to her of your bravery and kindness." After a bow Dawn ran off to join her team.
Justin and Jacques arrive face to face with Heather.
"Are you okay?" asked Justin, looking at the scowl across her face.
"I was nearly killed and then Gwen knocked me out and abandoned me. She expects me to help her after all she's done, ugh!" yelled Heather.
"Come now. Don't ruin that pretty face with such a look," said Justin, reaching for her cheek.
Heather bit his finger.
"Ow!"
Jacques steps in. "Why don't you help us attack their fort?"
Heather's eyes widened. "That sounds like a great idea!"
Gwen and Duncan find themselves on a molten landscape.
"Oh great. It's Eva. Should we turn back?" asked Gwen.
"She doesn't see us. So we'll just take the long way." Duncan attaches a hook to the edge of the path and connects a rope to it. "Hold on tight."
Gwen hugs him. "Tight enough?"
They leap off.
Duncan creates mountain climbing hooks and begins to scale the path's edge horizontally.
"We could just take the stairs," said Gwen, creating a stairwell.
"Sure thing."
Jasmine finds Sammy on her path. "Hey, Sheila. How's it going?"
"Jasmine?" Sammy runs into a hug with her. "I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend."
Topher materializes out of a portal, snuggly fitted in a shining tuxedo.
Jasmine grabs Topher's arm and pulls him aside. "This better not be a ploy. You treat her right. She deserves it."
"Sammy completes me," said Topher with a grin, pulling his girl into a kiss.
"Alright, Sammy. Nice to see you but I've got to get moving. Zoey is counting on me to win this," said Jasmine.
"It's not personal." Topher materialized a gun and shot Jasmine in the back. He jumped when the blood splattered his face. "I-I-I think it's in my eye. Is it in my eye?"
Sammy ran to Jasmine's side. She was horrified beyond words.
"No worries, mate. Came prepared." Jasmine lifted her shirt to show the bullet proof vest.
"Okay. I don't want to shoot you again. So just stay down. I need my guys to win this round," said Topher.
Jasmine hops back to her feet and lassoes the gun from Topher's hand.
"Fine. Samantha dear, look away. It's going to get ugly," said Topher.
Chef bursts out from the ground and opens his massive maw.
Jasmine leaps back, just barely dodging the feline's teeth. "Didn't know we had anything in common, mate."
An orange fog manifests behind Jasmine and decks Chef, fully materializing as Whiskers.
"Chef!" wailed Topher as his feline friend was torn to pieces.
"See ya later, alligator," said Jasmine, running off.
Josee shoots ninjas as soon as they appear, smiling as she skates across the area. The wounds from the shurikens were healed by her liquid gold blood.
"You have many skills. But I am the master hoo ha he ha hwa wika chow." Harold unsheathes his kodachi-chucks and rushes at The crazy assasin.
Josee easily parries each swipe with precise kicks.
Its seems this battle cannot be decided by our knowledge of hand to hand but by our skills with a katana. Harold throws the villainess a blade and masterfully unsheathes his. "Jaa, for honor" Harold rushes at Josee.
The expert dancer picks up her sword with her toes and hops onto the tip of Harolds blade and gracefully leaps off, twist the blade and then kicks it into the wannabe samurais head
The blade slices into Harold's face, splitting it in two.
"Pitiful." Josee tore out the blade, cutting his head off in the process. "Oooh, this is rather nice," she said, examining the blade. "Much nicer then this thing". She flings her unwanted sword into the air. She then ran off to claim victory. A loud thunk is heard in the background as the airiel weapon pierces straight through Harolds corpse.
Kitty is the first to arrive at a fort.
The fort looks like a forest but the trees have a metallic glow to them.
Izzy swings in from behind Kitty.
The gamer girl backflips and kicks Izzy off the vine. "I'm not losing. Where is the safe?"
Trees suddenly shot out of the ground like missles.
Kitty opened her vest and pulled out a pistol. She turned around and shot Izzy's legs. Giant Tetris blocks then created a barricade from the projectile trees.
Kitty ran into the blocks, bending them around her body like a shield.
The ground itself stood up, revealing the forest to be a massive mechanical honey badger.
Kitty fires rockets at the mechanical marvel, deflecting its swipes as the area around her shifts and morphs.
The badger lunges at Kitty.
Rather then hop away, she leaped into its mouth and went down its stomach.
She found Cameron at the control center.
Kitty whips out a stun gun and zaps Cameron.
She finds the safe right behind him. After closing her eyes, she guesses the combination and opens it. The selfie survivalist then places her note inside.
Jo and Sky find themselves in a laboratory.
"Scarlett is here. Stay close to me. If we run into her, I'll keep her busy. You find the safe," said Jo, slowly walking in.
"Understood," said Sky.
Scarlett walks out and approaches them. She smiles.
"Alright. You know you don't stand a chance against me in a fight. Surrender your safe and you can leave with all your parts intact," said Jo.
"Hmm. You did pretty well last round. Sky lost her cool, but you're a good leader," said Scarlett.
"Thanks," said Jo.
Sky cautiously walks around the lab.
Scarlett watches her and then turns her attention to Jo. "I'm a technical genius, but when it comes to leadership I'm a novice. Tell you what, I'll let you take my safe if you agree to teach me how to be a skilled leader."
"You've got yourself a deal," said Jo, shaking Scarlett's hand.
Jo pulls back. "What was that? You pricked me."
"Hmmm. How many points does your team have?" asked Scarlett.
"What did you do to Jo?" asked Sky, grabbing her friends hand.
Scarlett takes out a vial and looks at the ingredients list. "I could explain, but you wouldn't understand."
Jo falls to the ground, her mouth agape.
Sky falls to her partner's side and embraces her.
"You should be smarter than to expose your weaknesses," said Scarlett, crouching down.
"If you hurt her, I swear I'll…"
"Relax. It's totally painless." Scarlett pats Sky's back.
The previous winner collapses.
"How did I ever lose you?" asked Scarlett, propping her legs on top of them.
Stephanie and Ryan stop when the path around them changes into a museum of Emma.
"Hey there," said Noah, sitting down and reading a book about marriage prep.
"Out of the way! We're taking this fort!" yelled Stephanie.
"Um, this is the path to the fort. And there isn't a fort here because the Winners, you know, your team, arrived with team Triangle. Even if there was a fort, it would be your own base so you wouldn't get any points from taking over it," said Noah before turning a page. "Hmm. Maybe Geoff could help me plan."
"Shut up!" Stephanie pushed Noah off the chair.
Ryan went to help but was pulled along by Stephanie.
"We don't have time to waste! We have to win!" yelled Stephanie.
"Yeah, so let's turn around and…"
Stephanie pulls the blockhead in. "Not another word. Got it? You're the reason we went the wrong way last time."
"Yes, Stephanie. Whatever you say, Stephanie!"
"Shut it!"
Ryan cringes.
Owen stops the sprint to catch his breath. "Wait up!"
"If you can't keep up, then don't get in ma way!" yelled Sugar, charging onward.
She runs past the Goths to see a most peculiar sight, Ella and Mike locking lips. "What in tarnation goin on here?"
Ennui and Crimson turn to her. "No idea."
Mal breaks the kiss, leaving his princess red like the blood of crimson rivers. "What do you want?"
"I'm here to destroy Ella!" yelled Sugar.
"We won't let you," said Crimson, darkness pooling from her wounded hands.
Owen runs up to his crazy parfait. "What? How did you even know she was here?"
"I could smell her disgusting odor," said Sugar.
Mal smiles. "You mean the aroma of absolute darkness?"
Ella walks up to Sugar. Her black dress turns pink. "I'm so sorry."
"Uh…what? I mean you better be!"
"I know you hate me and I just couldn't take it. And now I almost…" Ella shudders. "Please Sugar, let me show you that I want to be friends."
"No way! I aint falling for that!" yelled Sugar.
"Sugar, uh, Mal is dangerous. Let's head back, please" said Owen, pointing nervously.
Mal's hair spikes up. "What are you talking about. It's me, Mike."
Ella grabs Sugar's hand. "If we hurry, we can still get you a point. Let's go!"
An elephant lifts Sugar with its trunk and puts her on his back.
"Alright. You want to be friends, right?"
"Yes!"
"Then tell me who Owen's ex-girlfriend is!" yelled Sugar, grabbing Ella.
"Oh, that's Izzy."
"Easy! That's an easy one! I remember now!" exclaimed Owen, as he was pulled up by the elephant.
"Red hair! You said she had red hair! Don't you lie to me!" yelled Sugar.
"I won't it's…ummm…Scarlett! Yeah! Me and her um, we go waaay back," said Owen, scratching his neck.
Sugar grabs the elephant's ear. "Bring us there now!"
The loving couples arrive in a white area with a single unguarded safe.
Dawn and Trent hold hands, allowing Sierra and Cody to place their note in.
"Thanks. The next one you two get, okay?" asked Cody.
"Sure," said Dawn with a smile.
Chris yawns. "Booooring! Let's see how team Handsome is doing."
Justin, Jacques and Heather arrive at a fairytale castle.
"Wow. My princess has her own castle," said Justin with a smile.
C: Jacques sobs in his hands. "I thought I was his princess!"
Heather notices Jacques is wounded and approaches him. "Justin fell for Courtney a long time ago. Don't worry. You're his prize now."
Jacques smiles at her genuinely. "Oh, you are so kind."
Courtney exits the castle in her official princess Courtney garment, guarded by a fully armored knight. "Justin. I didn't expect to see you here," she said, batting her eyelashes.
Justin bends down and kisses her hand. "Perhaps fate has brought me here, Princess."
Courtney pulls back. "You need a point, don't you?"
"Desperately," said Justin, dropping his shoulders.
"And you're hoping that this benevolent beauty will take pity on you?"
"You're as compassionate as you are enchanting," said Justin, kissing her hand.
"Hmmm." Courtney looks at Jacques and smiles. "I'd like to be entertained." She claps her hands.
Two horses appear. Justin and Jacques are suddenly decked in armor.
"You're going to show your loyalty to me. All three of you," said Courtney, summoning up a third horse for her personal knight.
"The winner of the joust will get the safe and…a kiss, on my lips" said Courtney, sitting in a throne chair.
Jacques hoisted up his lancet.
Courtney stops her knight as she started to mount the horse. "Wait. Let them go first."
"Hey, Jacques. I have a great idea. Just follow my lead okay?" asked Justin before shutting his helmet.
Jacques and Justin rushed at eachother.
"Okay, now take a dive!" exclaimed Justin, lowering his lance.
Splosh.
Jacques' lancet pierced straight through Justin.
The male model was stricken by confusion.
"I won't let her take you from me," said Jacques in tears.
Justin fell off the weapon, dead.
Chris gives Chef a high five. "Yes! Bringing Courtney back was the best idea ever!"
Courtney's knight signals her armored horse to charge at Jacques.
The dancer leaps over her charge and lands on the attacker's horse.
The knight is kicked off her horse and falls to the ground.
Jacques dismounts and approaches Courtney. "I won! The gold is mine!"
"So are my lips," said Courtney with a smirk.
"Yes. Since they belong to me. You will keep them away from my Justin!" exclaimed Jacques.
"As you wish," said Courtney.
The knight slams a mace into Jacques from behind, smashing his head in a single blow. She removes her helmet. "Can you at least tell me what you're planning?" asked Emma.
"You mean you can't see it? All of team Handsome is now under my control. Without a point, Jacques is going home."
Gwen and Duncan arrive at a police station.
"So, we've got to fight the prankster police chief. This should be fun," said Duncan, tossing a Molotov cocktail at a police car.
Policemen exited the car and opened fire at the delinquent.
Duncan grabs Gwen and hides behind a brick wall. "Okay. We've got to draw her out. Otherwise we lose."
"Um, Duncan." Gwen points at the sky.
A helicopter was just above them. A rope drops down and SWATs slide down to attack their targets.
"I don't think so!" Duncan summons up a flamethrower and melts the defense force.
"You are such a pyro," said Gwen with a grin.
"So are you." The delinquent grabs Gwen and leaps out of the way of an incoming grenade. "Okay. New plan. We have to get inside!"
"I'll help however I can," said Gwen, summoning her motorbike from the motorcross challenge. "But I'm not shooting anyone."
"They aren't real. Come on. Think of it like an action movie," said Duncan, taking out four coppers with a spray of bullets.
Gwen cringes after a bullet pierces her leg. "You're right." She summons a grenade launcher and blows up the cop cars and the nearby cops.
"You're so beautiful," said Duncan, kissing Gwen before the bike busted through the front door.
The wheels pop and the bike tumbles out of control.
Duncan holds his head as he gets up.
Gwen is out cold.
MacArthur has her legs on the desk, getting massages from two beautiful policewomen. "Well, well. You made it farther than I expected. But the law will always win. And look here. I put the force in enforcement." She gets up and slams her nightstick into Duncan's face.
As he materializes a pistol, Duncan's hand is shot. "Let's talk this out, chief."
"In here I'm not the chief. I'm the commissioner. And you're just a juvie boy. I've been to real prison." MacArthur whacks Duncan again.
"That hurts like hell. But you know, your speech would be much more imposing if your fly wasn't undone," said Duncan, holding his sides.
MacArthur looks down for a second.
As Duncan raises a gun to shoot, MacArthur fires.
Duncan whips out his knife and stabs her foot.
"Nice one!" exclaimed MacArthur.
"Thanks?" said Duncan, cringing before he was shot again.
MacArthur stopped. Her pants fell. "Huh."
Duncan made another knife and went for her throat. "I've been to real prison."
"Hahahaha! You shot my belt. If you want to see me naked so bad…I'll oblige," said MacArthur, stripping down.
She fell back with a hole in her head.
"Got her. You okay?" asked Gwen, holding her side.
Duncan hurries to her side. "Forget about me. You ok?"
"Yeah, fine."
"Polkadots, really?" asked Duncan, pointing to MacArthur's undies.
"Let's just claim the base and get out of here," said Gwen with a strained smile.
Jasmine arrives at a flower garden.
"Fate has smiled upon me," said Alejandro, caressing a black rose.
"I love flowers," said Jasmine.
"As do I." Alejandro plucks the black rose and puts it in Jasmine's hair. "It suits you."
"What say we have a brawl to decide the winner?" asked Jasmine with a smirk.
"I could never damage that beautiful face," said Alejandro, touching her cheek.
"Thanks. But I have a boyfriend already," said Jasmine.
"Shawn, right? Strange. I've noticed his eye has been on another girl lately?" The rose in his hand turns from black to red.
"That won't work on me. Shawn and I are in a stable relationship. We trust each other. You're just trying to waste my time. I have to find that safe."
"Go ahead. I won't stop you. After all, you don't want Shawn to drop you for failing the team," said Alejandro with a smile.
"Shawn will defend the base and I will find your safe."
Josee, with katana in tow finds the fort.
The fort is more of a fortress with laser grid wires, mines, turrets and steel platting.
"A challenge. I'm always up for a challenge." Josee dances through the laser grids and traverses over the mines on the tips of her toes.
Once sighted by the turrets, she blows kisses, causing them to burst.
The ice queen places her hands against the steel wall and freezes it. The dancers foot becomes bladed and slices through the barricade.
Shawn is fully decked in bulletproof armor and holding a shotgun. He fires a round into Josee. "Well, that's that."
The wicked woman's wounds heal as gold seals them up.
"Z-Z-Zombie!" yelled Shawn, firing repeatedly at her.
Josee leaps as the boy fires at her, releasing ice from her feet to hasten her speed. She cleaves his gun in half with her katana only to be blasted by a revolver. Her body is sent crashing into the wall.
Shawn steps on a button on the floor.
Gattling turrets pop out and fire continuously at the invader.
Shawn throws a fire grenade, grabs another shotgun from the wall and slowly retreats into the Panic Room. "Keep it together man. You've been preparing for this your whole life." The zombie fighter presses a button on his computer console.
Sprinklers shower the room Josee is in with gasoline.
With another press of button, the entire room is set aflame.
"Zombies are weak to fire. It's over." Shawn peers into his surveillance cameras, but the smoke makes it hard to see.
The eight-inch thick steel plated door suddenly starts melting.
A golden, burning monster emerges. "I am beauty, strength, and grace! I am gold!"
Shawn steps activates a laser grid.
"I will win!" Josee rushes through, being sliced to pieces.
He heads to the back of the room and revs up the gun on his mounted turret.
The different pieces of Josee squirm toward the detestable boy as the bullet fire keeps them back.
"This isn't working!" Shawn abandons the turret and enters the secondary Panic Room.
He presses a button on that rooms control console.
Frigid air fills the room, freezing the ice dancer's severed parts.
"Liquid nitrogen. Proven to kill what no other weapon can." Shawn put on his special goggles and examined the body. There was no heat.
"And that's how you survive a zombie attack! Yes!"
Kitty, having claimed the Underminer's base, returns to the mall. "Hey, Lindsey! Oh, and who's the cute girl?"
Dwayne had hair extensions, nail polish, had his eyebrows trimmed and was in a frilly skirt.
"Oh, this is…what was your name again?" asked Lindsey.
Dwayne lowed his head. "Please, Kitty. Don't look at me."
Kitty crouches down hugs him and takes a selfie. "So cute. Come on, we got to get moving."
"What if someone sees me like this?" asked Dwayne, blushing.
"Awww. Don't worry. You look adorable," said Kitty, kissing his cheek.
"Oh, well then. If you think I look good, then let's go," said Dwayne with a big smile.
Kitty grabs Dwayne's hand and closes her eyes. "Got it."
They disappear and reappear in front of Shawn's fort.
"We're not going in there. Are we?" asked Dwayne.
"No need." Kitty points to the sky.
A meteor crashes into the fort and bursts it open.
Kitty appears next to the injured zombie hunter.
"What just happened?" asked Shawn in a daze, reaching for his shotgun.
Kitty shoots a tranquilizer into the bosses' neck and materializes a letter. "That's two points," she said, eyeing the safe.
Stephanie and Ryan reach the end of the path. It's a dead end.
Ryan puts his hand on his babe's shoulder. "Ok. Now. Let's head back and…"
Stephanie tackles him and scratches him viciously.
Gwen and Duncan arrive back at the center and pick up their second note.
"Wonder if the other teams thought of using transportation," said Duncan.
An elephant, carrying Ella, Sugar and Owen comes racing into the core.
"Wait!" Sugar pulls the elephant's ears back, making it stop.
"What's wrong?" asked Owen.
"Hey, we're not here to fight," said Duncan, raising his hands.
"Owen's ex-girlfriend who is she?" asked Sugar.
"Hey, I already told you…it's," said Owen before Sugar put her hand over his mouth.
"It's Scarlett and if you noticed." Duncan points to the symbol just above the entrance to the path. "That way leads to her team."
Sugar hugs Owen and gives him a big kiss. "Oh, I knew you were telling the truth! I love you my sugary donut."
"Yeah, I love you too," said Owen in a daze.
Chris' voice rings across the Matriception like a deity. "Okay people. I'm going to close off the entrances to the bases that have already been claimed or lead to dead ends. We're nearing the end of the challenge."
The tunnels close until only three paths remain: Gaia's Arrow, Handsome and Bad Gas.
"And to make things more interesting. The remaining helpers will be brought to the three active forts."
"Don't get in ma way and I won't trample you," said Sugar, pointing at Duncan.
She then storms off, riding her elephant.
Back at the fairytale castle, Heather has located the safe.
"What are you doing?" asked Bridgette, wearing a wet suit.
"Oh, I was just making sure that our safe is secure," said Heather, turning the nob.
"Step away," said Bridgette.
"Sure. Not a problem," said Heather, putting her hand behind her back.
"What are you holding?"
"Nothing."
"You've been compromised," said Bridgette.
"Why should I help Gwen's team when I get nothing out of it?" Heather shoots Bridgette.
The bullet bounces off her wetsuit.
"How?" Heather shot the surfer in the head.
The bullet was replaced with a flower.
"Surfing takes a balanced mind. I meditate often. You're a traitor so you don't belong here." Bridgette turns around.
A flood of water comes out from behind her but she is steady in its currents. The aquatic stream sends Heather flying out of the castle window and into the moat.
"No! No! No!" yelled Heather as four alligators closed in on her.
Bridgette smiles. "That felt pretty good."
"Ah, you're even more beautiful with your hair down," said Alejandro, appearing behind her.
Bridgette jumps and turns around. "You scared me."
"My apologies."
"I thought you would be guarding your base," said Bridgette.
"I left a figment of myself to guard it. But this…this is the real me," said Alejandro, removing his shirt.
"What are you doing?" asked Bridgette, closing her eyes.
"Your soaking wet, my dear. And my shirt is nice and warm. I wouldn't want you to catch a cold," said Alejandro, hander her his shirt and smiling.
"I uh…I won't fall for your tricks again," said Bridgette, looking away.
"Come now, you were the one who attacked me in the Toxic challenge. I only want to help."
Bridgette pulls away but Alejandro pulls her in.
"Here. My note. I leave it in your beautiful and capable hands," said Alejandro, offering it to her.
"Look, Alejandro, Lightning really cares about me…I can't…"
"And Geoff really hates me."
"Yeah, he does. Being with you would really get under his skin," said Bridgette with a smirk.
"Worry not, my fair maiden of the sea; I'm…in love with Courtney. But seeing you and knowing what Geoff did to you. It wounds me. I want to help you any way I can," he said, caressing her cheek.
Alejandro and Bridgette start making out. In seconds they undress each other as the passion takes over.
"Ooooh, spicy. But this is an action show, not a porno, soooo moving on," said Chris.
Kitty arrives in Alejandro's flower garden. "This place is sooo pretty," she said, taking a selfie.
"Um, not to burst your bubble, mate, but will any of those pictures save?" asked Jasmine.
"No idea," said Kitty.
"Yet another beautiful woman," said the Alejandro replica. "I am truly a lucky man. Shall I pour you some tea?"
"Sure," said Kitty.
Jasmine lifts the suave strategist up by his collar. "I'm done searching. Shawn is counting on me. Tell me where the safe is."
"Please, please. There's no need for violence," said the Alejandro mimic, snapping his fingers.
A tea cup filled with Ginsing tea appears in Kitty's hand.
"Thanks. Been a bit stressed lately," said Kitty.
"Oh." Alejandro's double teleports behind her. "Shall I give you a massage?"
"Sure. Right after this." Kitty dematerializes the flower garden, revealing the safe. She pops it open and drops in her letter.
"One safe remains!" exclaimed Chris.
Stephanie and Ryan, covered in scratches are blocked by a wall.
"What is this!?" she asks.
"I have no idea," said Ryan, punching it and busting his hand.
Stephanie bursts into tears. "I don't want to lose you. I'm sorry. That's why I've been so aggressive. If your team loses. It's over."
Ryan holds her and kisses her forehead. "You gotta be strong. You don't need me to win. I know that you can do whatever you set your mind to."
Stephanie and Ryan stare at one another and then embrace in a passionate make out scene.
Sugar, Ella and Owen stampede into Scarlett's lab.
"Sugar. Why did you bring Ella here? I've got this place secured," said Scarlett.
Sugar leaps off the elephant and lands on Scarlett. She punches her, lifts her up and then slams her to the ground.
Scarlett screams in pain.
Ella steps in. "Sugar. What are you doing?"
Sugar smacks Ella. "Shut up! I used you! Duh! Once Scarlett is dead, that delicious box of donuts will be mine!" The blond behemoth breaks Scarlett's arm.
"Not even donuts are worth this! Sugar, I can't do this anymore!"
Sugar stops. "What?" Her eyes shrink.
"He's right. You can't let rage consume you. As your friend I…"
Sugar grabs Ella's throat and chokes her. "You are not my friend! You will never be my friend. I hate you!"
Ella cries as she struggles in the merciless grip.
"Sugar! I love you!" yelled Owen, grabbing her arm. "But I can't do this! You take all my friends away from me! You try to kill my ex-girlfriend and you're crazy! I'm done! We're done! You're an all you can eat buffet, but there's too much poison in the patato salad!" yelled Owen.
Sugar snaps Ella's neck and then breaks down into tears.
Scarlett opens the safe and places a note inside.
"Game over!" cheered Chris.
The campers awake in a single room, strapped up and held down.
The Goths turn to see that Ella is weak but alive. They smile.
"Before Sugar goes crazy and kills someone, let's see how things turned out. Now, today's challenge is unlike the others because it will be decided by votes. Not points. See, the safe is like the subconscious of the helper and if your letter was written well enough it will subliminally convince them to vote for your team, giving you a point. I've already cast my first vote for the Underminers. Let's see how the others vote," said Chris, pointing to the monitor.
Lindsey sits on the toilet seat. "You look so good and thanks for making Dwayne so cute. I was thinking, it would be a shame if my team went home because we had no points. Your friend, Kitty." Lindsey smiles. "Aww, thanks Katty."
Leonard walks in after Lindsey leaves. "Huzzah! The voice of the ancients is speaking to me! The Underminers are the greatest nerds in all the lands!"
Harold goes in afterward. "Kitty has the mad skills. That's why my vote goes to her."
Eva glares at the camera. "Have you noticed how much carnage Duncan causes!? Him and his lackeys deserve to win! Not just this challenge! But the whole game!"
Courtney glares at Duncan. "Lackey. I'm a lackey now?"
"Relax, Princess. I was just having fun," said Duncan.
After Eva leaves, Heather enters.
"Just so we're clear. I'm only doing this to spite Gwen. I don't care about Justin's perfectly chizzled face or Jacques smooth ass. What am I saying?" asked Heather before voting.
"Wait! Chris, there's been a mistake," said Courtney.
"Ugh. What is it?" asked Chris.
"Nobody found our safe. Team Handsome was defeated," said Emma.
"Oh, really. Bridgette. Do you have something to add?" asked Chris with wide eyes.
Courtney turns to Bridgette. "Well, do you?"
"No. Nothing," said Bridgette with a tinge of fear.
"Great! It's video segment time!" Chris pushes the remote, switching to a scene of Alejandro and Bridgette, naked and on top of each other.
"Sex during a challenge! This is sooo exciting!" exclaimed Bridgette in the video, nibbling her lip as he plunged into her.
"Sha-what the hell!?" exclaimed Lightning.
"You're so lucky your friends aren't voting Bridgette, because if they were, you'd be out," said Chris with a smile.
"We're sha-done! Lighting ain't a toy! You don't respect this! You don't get sha-this!" yelled Lightning.
"I'm sorry. I just wanted to upset Geoff," said Bridgette.
"Having sex is one thing. Having his member in you wasn't enough. You sabotaged our team by letting him put his letter inside my safe," said Courtney.
"Really, I didn't. Alejandro, tell her," said Bridgette.
"I can't recall. I was so swept up in the passion," said Alejandro, peering past Bridgette and smiling at Courtney. "But, I see no reason for Bridgette to lie."
"Wow, so much drama. But we've got a schedule to run. So…let's see the next vote."
Topher sits and smiles. "Kitty is just cute as a button. And Dwayne, ever cuter! They are so cute! Both of them. Oh my god, what the hell am I saying?"
Chris turns to Kitty. "Ok, seriously have been like sleeping with the helpers or something? That's three forts…out of seven."
"No! I played by the rules. I really didn't want to lose," said Kitty.
After Topher leaves, Dave enters. "Sky's a lesbian! She likes Jo! Ha! Now everyone knows!" yelled Dave.
Sky hides her face.
Sierra looks inquisitive. "Not sure if I ship Sko. Hmmm."
Dave scratches his head. "I hate Sky! So I'm voting for her team! Ha!"
Scarlett smiles at Jo who looks at her puzzled.
"Okay! That's a wrap! Let's tally these votes!" Chris dumps the voting cards on his table. "Each vote is worth 5 points ok. Girl Power has a total of 5 points. Say, thank you Dave!"
"Thanks, Scarlett," said Jo with a nervous smile.
"You're welcome."
"Ok, moving on. Team Straight Arrow has 5 points, thanks to Gwen but mostly Duncan and no thanks to Bridgette or any of her hippie friends. As you may know team Muscle joined with the Winners as the Brute Force alliance. I was going to let them get some points, but Bridgette, allowed their stronghold to be claimed and Ryan kept going the wrong way due to his curse."
"He's right. I'm sorry, babe. But your curse will destroy both our teams. I love you, but our alliance is over," said Stephanie.
Chris pats Stephanie. "Calm down. Let me tally the rest of the votes ok. Team Handsome 5 points, thanks to Alejandro and no thanks to Jacques who literally killed his own teammate. Wow. Today has been crazy!"
"Jacques, why would you do that?" asked Alejandro.
"Zip it. The Underminers have 10 points. Actually, just five. I take back my vote for them," said Chris.
"You can't do that," said Cameron.
"I can and I did. Now taking first place with a total of 10 points is…the Gamers!" cheered Chris.
"Yes!" cheered Dwayne.
"Um, you mean fifteen points," said Kitty.
"Actually I don't. And turns out that the Survivors gained points somehow too. Not sure how, but the votes don't lie."
Topher winks at Jasmine.
"Either way, Bridgehandro happened…again, and Justin was murdered by Jacques so I'm giving Handsome second place.
Noah enters the room.
Stephanie glares at him.
"Gamers, congrats. You take first place and win the coveted X-Ray glasses!" exclaimed Chris.
Kitty takes the glasses and puts them on. "Ooooh," she says, looking over everyone.
C: Dwayne holds his sides. "I hope she wasn't disappointed."
"Handsome gets second place and the prize!" exclaimed Chris with jazz hands.
Noah hands Alejandro his earpiece. "Apparently this is a prize. Don't worry. I washed it."
"Third is team Crazy for reasons I won't explain," said Chris.
Noah goes to Izzy and gives her Sadie's pillow.
"Yes! Now Sasha has a sister! Oh my god this is so cool," said Izzy, carving a face on the pillow.
"Fourth is the Underdogs. Winners are fifth. Triangle takes sixth place. Girl Power takes seventh. The Tree Huggers snuggle their way to eighth. 9th is the Survivors who got a vote for unknown reasons." Chris looks over the contestants. "The final 4 teams, well, let's just say you're all in trouble. The Bad Gas alliance is on the chopping block tonight because Josee failed to beat a paranoid kid, Scott got shot by Kitty, Sugar went after Ella and Scarlett, her own teammate. Not smart. So yeah, Blimps and Evil might be sending someone home today." Chris turns his attention to the Goths. "Then there's you three. You threw the challenge to save Ella's life…I don't know why you did that. But it was a really bad move."
Crimson and Ennui shrug. Loki growls at Chris.
"Yeesh. Get a leash for that thing. And lastly, there's team Muscle who just went the wrong way over and over because of Ryan's curse. But because I find them hilarious, I'm giving them 5 points and the tenth place spot."
The contestants are suddenly back in the Matriception.
The safe players are behind a glass wall. The Blimps, Evil and the Goths are in front of Chris, strapped to chairs by steel cuffs.
"How about the eight of you vote out loud. Right now."
"Sugar," said Scarlett with a glare.
"What!? Well I vote Scarlett!" yelled Sugar.
"Sugar," said Owen.
"Huh?" asked Sugar in tears.
"Heheh. Sorry, I like crazy, but you're too crazy. I don't want people to die!" wailed Owen.
"Goths, you're voting next," said Chris.
"Sugar," said all the Goths at once, including Loki.
"Wo-ho-wow! This is great. Soooo much better than Don't montage eliminations. Well, Sugar. Tonight's elimination is going to be very special. It's going to be a VR elimination!" Chris snaps his fingers.
Clucky appears, looking extra pissed off.
"I may have told her how you used to work at Chunky Chunks," said Chris before Sugar got zapped.
"Okay, first question. Do you have a boyfriend?" asked Chris.
"Yes," cried Sugar before getting zapped.
"Wrong. Next question. Did Owen vote you out?"
"No," sniffled Sugar before her body quaked in agony.
"Wrong again. Last question. Which judge is your least favorite?"
"Lindsey! She thinks she's sooo perty! Well, I think she's as ugly as a mushy banana peel!"
"Alright. Now, in honor of the Mantrix franchise, we're going to send you off in a special way. Eva!"
Eva appears.
"Beat up Sugar until she dies. And don't worry, the real Sugar won't die from this…probably," said Chris with a shrug.
"No! Stop! Take me instead!" yelled Owen.
"You mean it?" asked Eva, cracking her knuckles.
"Heheh! Nope. Don't worry, Sugar! I'll still win it! And we can still share the money," said Owen as Sugar was pummeled.
"No Owen, you're going home too," said Chris.
"Why, Is it a double elimination?!" asked Owen.
"This season is about teamwork. Teams are competing. And one person can't be a team. Unless it's Mike, but yeah. So, you're going home too. Pick a judge and say goodbye," said Chris.
"If I say Don, can I stay?" asked Owen.
"Nope, but you can't take your vote back either."
"I vote Geoff. He wants to go home. So, yeah," said Owen.
"Ouch. And so Owen betrays his friends yet again. Eva, do the same to Owen. I want to see just how durable the big really guy is," said Chris.
"This violence seems unnecessary," said Crimson.
"It's good for the ratings and it's not illegal! Now, about what Owen said…tonight is a double elimination!" exclaimed Chris, getting super close up to Crimson.
"So, we vote again?" asked Crimson.
"Sure. Vote out loud…again," said Chris.
"Josee," said all the Goths.
"What!?" exclaimed Josee.
"I uh, vote um, the little bunny," said Scott.
"Me too," said Josee.
"I will as well," said Scarlett.
"A tie. Too bad. Well, the Bad Gas alliance is done for so…Goths pick someone to send home," said Chris.
Eva walks up to Chris, some blood on her face. "I'm done."
"Very good work," said Chris, looking at the broken bodies of the Blimps.
"So, have you decided?" asked Chris.
Ennui, Loki and Crimson look at each other.
"Watch over Loki. I'll go," said Crimson.
"That…wasn't dramatic. At all," said Chris.
Crimson shrugs.
"Whatever. Three questions, ready?"
"Whatever."
"Do you hate Ella?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Can you elaborate?"
Crimson shrugs.
"Fine! Question two, do you and Ennui like…you know…have sex?"
Crimson smiles. "Often."
"Eeessh! Ok. What judge do you want out?"
"Can I pick you?"
"No you can't pick me. Pick one of the others."
Crimson blinks.
Chris signals Clucky to electrocute her.
Crimson is unphased.
"Okay. Say goodbye to Ennui."
Crimson turns to Ennui and blinks.
"Make it emotional or your whole team goes home today!" yelled Chris.
Crimson breaks out of the harnesses on her chair, making Chris step back.
She goes up to Ennui and makes out with him slowly and effortlessly.
"Wow, that has got to be the most meh make out I've ever seen. You guys are bad for drama!" yelled Chris.
"I love you," said Crimson.
Ennui smiles.
Loki leaps into her arms and nestles her chest.
Crimson holds him. "It's up to you now. Make me proud." She pats Loki's head.
"That was actually kind of sweet," said Chris.
"Are we done?"
"Nope." Chris snaps his fingers.
A train appears and smashes into Crimson, throwing her broken body like a rag doll.
"Now you're done!"
Ennui walks up to crimsons life corpse. I didn't know she could be more beautiful said Enniu.
"Okay, one final elimination!" exclaimed Chris.
"Um, I think we've had enough for today," said Topher.
"Nope! You see, if you've been paying attention, you'll realize that each elminee has picked out a judge they don't like. Well, it's time to reveal two things! One, the judge with the most votes is going home! Two, the last judge standing gets to be my co-host!" exclaimed Chris.
"What!? Those were important!? Who got the most votes?" asked Topher.
"Shush. I'll read them out, one by one. Spud voted…well he never voted. Mickey voted Topher. Ezekiel voted Geoff. Brick voted Don. Sam voted Geoff, even though someone forgot to ask him when he was eliminated," said Chris, glaring at Don.
"What? You were the one asking the questions," said Don.
"Anyways. Sugar voted Lindsey. Owen voted Geoff. Crimson didn't vote. So, it's clear who's going home." Chris snaps his fingers.
Chef brings in Geoff in a straight jacket.
"You aren't going to hurt him, right?" asked Bridgette, entering the punishment room.
"Um, isn't that what you've been trying to do since like…episode 3?" asked Chris.
"Don't hurt him," said Bridgette with worry.
"Wow. This couple really is unbreakable. Too bad Geoff isn't," said Chris.
Bridgette broke out into tears. "I still love you Geoff, but I can't let you keep hurting me. I'll see you after the show. Maybe we can…let's at least stay friends."
Chef takes the mask off Geoff, allowing him to talk.
"No! We're through, Bridge! You betrayed me," cried Geoff.
"You destroyed me...but I still love you." Bridgette embraces Geoff.
"I-I-I love you too, babe. I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry."
The two of them make out passionately.
"Are you freaking kidding me! You know what, forget it! I don't even feel like doing his elimination. You ruined the mood! Sorry viewers…this is apparently the first segment of Total Drama Action Stars Island Tour. Tune in next week for the Agro Swordguy challenge!" exclaimed Chris, twitching as the two made out behind him.
Please check out and join the official Total Drama Action Stars Island Tour Facebook page. I am regularly updating it with team bios, tier lists and other Total Drama posts.
Also if you enjoy my story, I encourage you to read Total Drama Reborn and Total Drama Rebuilt. Reborn has original characters mixed in with past favorites and Rebuilt has characters from all gens (just like my story). Also, if you're interested I also recommend Total Drama What if?; it's a series of unrelated stories that show how a small difference can change the entire season.
Recently I've also been reading Total Drama Pomewin Island, a much darker take on Total Drama that is expertly written but still just starting off.
Thank you all for your time and support and please comment; I'd love to hear your feedback.
Also special shout out to Joao Souza for creating the cover for Total Drama Action Stars Island Tour and to my brother for editing it. :3
Speaking of feedback. I have a spot open for one of my future challenges and would like suggestions for what movie, game, anime to base it off of. Please make sure it is elimination style in some form or another. Looking forward to hearing your input.
