Moe turned on the camera as usual and began recording.

"Time for another thrilling episode of this let's play with everyone's favorite pair of mutant Asian lizards!" Moe shouted.

Joe added, "Thisssssssssss chapter should be a bit shorter. Hopefully you'll like it."

Moe nodded and said, "It's time to start!"

He started on the third chapter.

20XX AD: Shibuya

Ninja In Red: "Isolated City... Is this true?"

Ninja In Purple: "There's a distortion nearby. Can you feel it?"

Ninja In Red: "Yes. Sorcery, is this not?"

Ninja In Purple: "Hmm, sorcery?"

Ninja In Red: "Lately, evil spirits have been running across the world."

Ninja In Purple: "Evil spirits... They want to destroy the world?"

Ninja In Red: "Indeed. I assume that this is the spot that generates it. I've fulfilled our deal. Now, you have to fulfill yours. Tell me the truth."

Ninja In Purple: "What we just discussed is all of it."

Ninja In Red: "The future that you claim you time slipped from... That's just a filthy lie."

Ninja In Purple: "Time slip, a time trip... Labeling my words as lies is an error. But do you actually believe that Bushin Ryu man would lie?"

Ninja In Red: "..."

Ninja In Purple: "That you and I met in that place called Metro City was fated... Is it not realization that prompted you to lead me here?"

Ninja In Red: "It is as you say. Quantities of sorcery never seen before, a rash of unsolved incidents, and visitors from other worlds... Too many anomalies and not enough information."

Ninja In Purple: "At this moment my allies are off gathering info."

An image of the jungle from before appears above.

Ninja In Purple: "They are on an isolated island called Ibis. Have you heard of it?"

Ninja In Red: "Ibis Island... There was, long ago, a great burst of energy there."

Ninja In Purple: "Energy burst?"

Ninja In Red: "All the details are unknown, or rather, have never been made public. It may well be worth to look."

Ninja In Purple: "A truly infamous locale, then. I have no choice but to await contact from my captain. I'll look for more info."

Ninja In Red: "I know a good place to look."

Ninja In Purple: "...?"

Ninja In Red: "The home of the Giwano-Ryu. They're a ninja clan that is present today. Their means of information should avail us."

Ninja In Purple: "So, their location?"

The image of a building that looks like a power plant appears above the two ninjas.

Ninja In Red: "Kiin Village, at the Justice Private Academy. It's a school."

Moe noted, "A school? Let's hope it isn't forcing students to kill each other or be killed in an over the top yet fitting fashion."

Joe replied, "And it's not run by a despair loving lunatic and her teddy bear minion."

Tower Of Druaga, 59th Floor

Druaga: "Joka, you seem to be having trouble."

Joka: "How terribly embarrassing. I was certain, the dwellers of the Material World were of no account..."

Druaga: "We must do it before the gate opens up again. Hurry up, too, so that I may restore my power and crush Gilgamesh."

Druaga leaves.

Joka: "What an impertinent guy. Before the Abyss of Time opens? He's more worried about the opening then the closing. Something's inside."

?: "Ehehehe... Just look at you, Joka. I came cause I heard there was work, and you're here."

Joka: "You've come. Since you've come this far, there's somewhere else I'd like you to go."

?: "Somewhere else?"

Joka: "That's it... To the Material World, there's a very adorable cat girl over there."

?: "What, my favorite? Nice! That's worth slicing up! Hehehe!"

Joka: "I'll be away on business in the Divine World. Good luck!"

An image of Ishtar's shrine appears above them.

?: "The Divine World? What? Are you after that Goddess, Ishtar?"

Joka: "Surely not! Even with all my power, I would be no match for her! All I mean to do is watch from beneath. And the mission I'm sending you on is part of that."

?: "Sneaking around? I hate it."

Joka: "Hehehe! Don't be like that!"

?: "Maybe I can carve the story of looking for this little brat. Could be fun. I wonder what will be his expression, huh?"

Joka: "You can do what you wish with the others. But that woman is to be left completely unharmed!"

?: "Woah! Man, scary? Quit tensing up on me, I'm just joking. I just do my job around here, see? Hehehehe..."

The mysterious figure departs.

Joka: "I thought this would be a bit easier... But maybe it's more fun this way... Ohoho!"

Moe asked, "Who was that? Was that Ghadius or Nahatomb? Those are the only two who I can think of who know Joka."

Joe replied, "I don't think sssssssso. Their body shape didn't match either of them."

20XX AD: Private Justice Academy- Front Gate

Sakura: "Pant... We finally made it!"

Karin: "Sigh... Whew!"

Both brothers said, "A combination guaranteed to make you say WHEW!"

Karin: "I told you we should have chartered a helicopter. Why should I have been thrown in a dirty train, huh? Aw, this sucks!"

Sakura: "Come on, you know we couldn't have waited for a helicopter!"

Karin: "Dear, we aren't wild boars. Air travel is the fastest way. Besides, look at this! This is Kiin Village. Who in their right mind would build a school here?"

Sakura: "You're getting fired up more and more. I mean, that clown monster vanished along the way, and we actually made it, didn't we?"

Karin: "I swear, this girl... It's as if she's already forgotten that clown was after her life..."

Sakura: "I gotta call the Professor..."

Karin: "Well, you're correct, we need to investigate more about the sleeping sickness."

Sakura: "Right on! And the teacher said to let him know the moment we found out anything."

Karin: "Oh well. So, Sakura, do you have an appo?"

Sakura: "Huh?"

Karin: "We're only dealing with one of the cornerstones of the academy. Raising a fuss at the gates is no way to get through. So, we've got..."

Sakura: "Err, so what's that thing?"

Karin: "An appo! A-P-P-O-I-N-T-M-E-N-T! You know, that's it!"

Sakura: "Ummm... Think I'll be okay if I don't?"

Karin: "I swear, this girl..."

Moe noted, "You said that earlier this cutscene, Karin. I'm starting to wonder if they're making mistakes on the script."

Joe replied, "Maybe they did. Or maybe they didn't, I can't tell..."

The level was then displayed- the front gates of the academy.

Chapter 3: Burn! Justice School

Karin: "I declare. Handling everything directly is one of your strong points."

Sakura: "Gee, thank you."

Karin: "That isn't too good."

Sakura: "Don't be upset, Kanzuki. We're here, let's do what we can. We can just knock on the door."

Karin: "Wait a minute. I'll solve this with a phone call."

Sakura: "Oh, right."

Karin: "By the way, let me point out that today's Sunday. Maybe the teachers aren't here. Oh?"

Sakura: "What's wrong?"

Karin: "I can't get through. How could that be in this age? Nothing else for it, then. Wait a moment, Sakura."

Karin starts dialing on a phone.

Sakura: "...?"

The phone goes through several rings.

Karin: "..."

Sakura: "Um, what happened?"

Karin: "How very peculiar. I couldn't get through on the satellite line either."

?: "..."

Sakura: "...?"

Karin: "Sakura, what is it all of a sudden?"

Sakura: "Something's wrong, Karin."

Moe and Joe both shouted, "Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow!"

Karin: "Eh?"

Two Muus and a bigger Muu appeared.

GIANT MUUS: Huge Hooligans- Game: Klonoa

Moe noted, "A good staple of any video game is a bigger enemy... Though I question if Klonoa already inflated this one."

Joe replied, "If he had, the Muu wouldn't be able to move. Ussssssse your head."

Karin: "Monsters?"

Sakura: "Why're they here? Maybe they came with that clown?"

Karin: "Sakura, it seems they're after you for real this time."

Sakura: "Well, I'm SO POPULAR!"

The brothers sang, "Popular! You know that we're popular!"

Karin: "One might have wanted to be less popular. Let's go!"

Sakura: "Right! That presence I felt, it wasn't them... Strange..."

The chapter gave the brothers the conditions- kill all the enemies but don't let Sakura and Karin get KO'd.

Joe shouted, "LET'SSSSS GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

He moved Sakura and Karin to attack a Muu.

Karin: "Hey, calm yourself, Sakura."

Sakura: "I can't, he's very scary... Get away from me!"

The brothers laughed and Joe said, "He doessssssssn't even look scary, you big wimp!"

Karin: "She's helpless... Well, here we go!"

Joe made them beat up the Muu and take it out.

Karin: "There's too few of them."

Sakura: "Yes. It's like they're watching us."

Karin: "Watching?"

?: "Hehe... Ain't you sharp, little girlie."

Sakura: "Where are you? Get out here!"

A cat wearing a trench coat appears behind the Muus.

Cat In The Coat: "Hehehe... I got it, you must be the sacrifice."

Sakura: "You must be the clown's friend."

Cat In The Coat: "Clown? Oh, you must mean that fool, Joka. I wouldn't say friends. Call us business partners. Name's Janga. I was hoping you'd come with me, missy."

Sakura: "No way! Since I was kid, everyone told me not to go with strangers."

Janga: "Hey, it's okay to bend the rules every now and again."

JANGA: Shady Looking Cat- Game: Klonoa

Moe noted, "Okay, we were wrong. It was some guy from a Klonoa game we've never seen before."

Joe replied, "Conssssssidering how I looked up how Klonoa's characters are based of this Game Boy Advanced game I saw that was only released in Japan, I'd say that's a good statement."

?: "Trying to seduce girls at the very gates of a house of learning..."

?2: "If you want to woo women, I suggest something smarter."

Janga: "Huh?"

Karin: "Who might you be?"

A man and a woman emerge from the gates of the school.

Kyoko: "Monsters, here?"

KYOKO MINAZUKI: Justice School Nurse- Game: Rival Schools

Hideo: "I see, so this is what all that ruckus was."

HIDEO SHIMAZU: Justice School Professor- Game: Rival Schools

Joe told his brother, "Ssssssssso, these guyssssssss are from a game that playssssss like Virtua Fighter."

Moe replied, "Why does Capcom like these dumb fighting games so much?"

Sakura: "It's Professor Shimazu and Kyoko!"

Karin: "Well, that certainly explains it."

Hideo: "You're from Tawagama High?"

Sakura: "Yes, sir! We've gotta tell you something about the sleeping sickness!"

Hideo: "Sickness?"

Kyoko: "You found out what causes it?"

Karin: "No, but we've discovered the agent that is dispersing it. A companion of that filthy were-cat."

Hideo: "Do you mean that it is being dispersed manually?"

Janga: "Yo, quit chewing the fat and the prey, old man!"

Kyoko: "We need to teach you some good manners."

Janga: "Hey, keep sticking your nose where it does not belong and you'll get hurt, heh."

Hideo: "We don't fear you. Our duty is to protect the students!"

Sakura: "Professor...!"

Karin: "I think we can protect ourselves quite well."

Kyoko: "Kids must be protected. Well then, Hideo."

Hideo: "Let's do it, Kyoko!"

Janga: "This's all BULLSHIT!"

Joe moved Hideo and Kyoko up to the Giant Muu.

Kyoko: "My, how cute."

Hideo: "You mustn't be fooled by appearances. He's very dangerous."

Kyoko: "I know. Judging on appearances isn't good. That applies to us."

Joe made them pummel it with a series of punches, kicks, and fireballs.

Moe told his brother, "I wonder if this Hideo fellow trained in the same martial art as Ryu and Ken."

Joe replied, "That may very well be the casssssse, brother."

Janga and the Giant Muu moved, with the Giant Muu attacking Kyoko and Hideo.

Moe asked, "It's still just whipping it's body. Platformer enemies who do contact damage really don't work well here."

Joe replied, "Imagine if an enemy from Super Mario Bros whose main way of beating you was through contact damage was here. That would be stupid."

The Muu then attacked them, followed by Janga himself trying to attack them.

Janga: "Yo, what's with the old fart trying to act hot?"

Hideo: "Age has nothing to do with justice sense!"

Janga: "See, that's the crap I hate the most!"

Kyoko: "That's what's so good about you, kitty."

Hideo: "Huh? Professor Kyoko?"

Kyoko: "Oh, nothing. Shall we, Professor Hideo?"

Janga slashed at them with his claws, damaging them and afflicting a poison status effect.

Moe noted, "Ouch. That must have really hurt them."

Joe replied, "The poissssssson also doesn't help matters."

Joe then made Hideo and Kyoko finish off the Giant Muu.

He then made Sakura and Karin defeat the normal Muu.

Then he made Hideo and Kyoko attack Janga, where they also used their special move of a double fireball attack.

Joe noted, "Two fireballssssssss are better than one. Anything is, actually."

Moe replied, "You got that right, brother!"

Janga: "Hey, you ain't half bad... I'm having a bit of fun."

Karin: "Do you really expect to beat us, huh?"

Sakura: "Like hell you're gonna haul me off that easy."

Hideo: "This needn't mean your life! Run for your life!"

Kyoko: "Oh, and before you go, why don't you share with us some info?"

Janga: "Yer starting to piss me off, talking so high and mighty cuz you've got more manpower. Crap! This shit is just happening because some asshole told me to get her alive!"

Hideo: "Hmm...?"

Janga: "I'm doing this my way! What matters is the result and not the means!"

Kyoko: "Looks like he's lost it."

Janga: "Now you get to find out why they call me the Poison Claw!"

Sakura: "He feels different..."

Suddenly, three enemies of Druaga's army appear- a Mage Ghost, a Mage, and a slime that's red.

RED SLIMES: Blood-Like Bruisers- Game: Tower Of Druaga

Moe said, "Living globs of blood? What will Druaga think of next?"

Joe replied, "That's just a slime that's red, not blood."

Kyoko: "Huh, more enemies?"

Hideo: "What are monsters like that doing here?"

Karin: "The timing's too good..."

Janga: "Joka's hired help, huh? That bastard! But he expected this, hmm? I hate to do this, but I'll have to use them. Oh, I almost forgot..."

The camera pans over to the Mage.

Janga: "These guys 're handy with curses. Bet it'd be fun if they got through that gate. Hehehehe..."

Hideo: "Hold it right there! Do you think we would permit that? Through that gate there are 448 students!"

Janga: "I don't care, DUMBASS! I'm calling the blasted shots, old man! Now get lost!"

Hideo: "Grrr!"

Janga: "Course, you could always hand over the girls, hehehe."

Sakura: "Urgh..."

Janga: "Not like I care. Come with me on your own two feet, or as a corpse. It doesn't matter."

Karin: "I can't believe it."

?: "What villainy! What depravity!"

Sakura: "...!?"

The two ninjas from earlier appear.

Ninja In Red: "He has no pride! I shall assist you!"

Janga: "Hey, what's the problem?"

Hideo: "Who are you?"

Karin: "That red gi! You are Guy, a Bushin-Ryu ninja..."

Guy: "Indeed! I have come to see Raizou. I am honor bound to assist you."

GUY: Bushin-Ryu Ninja- Game: Final Fight

Moe asked, "GUY? What kind of a name is that?"

Joe replied, "The kind of name you give ssssssssomeone when you don't care."

Sakura: "Bushin-Ryu?"

Raizou: "Oh, yes! Principal Raizou has told me of you. He said, The justice's shadows will appear if needed..."

Karin: "You're well informed. They, like Giwano-Ryu, are ancient ninjas. If they did show up, then..."

Ninja In Purple: "That a great threat to the world has appeared."

Kyoko: "You, too?"

Sho: "My name is Ninja Commando Sho! I'm Guy's partner."

SHO THE NINJA: Ninja Commando- Game: Captain Commando

Moe told his brother, "Now we know this guy's from the game of Capcom's de-facto mascot."

Joe replied, "You mean Captain Commando? No, the de-facto masssssscot issssss, and alwayssssssss will be, Mega Man!"

Janga: "Oh, great. I got more small fish to fry! What a pain in the ass! A PAIN, YOU GOT IT?"

Guy: "A pain? Such things are irrelevant to battle. Only victory and defeat matter! Test your might on me!"

The conditions were revealed to have changed- Joe simply had to take out Janga to win.

Joe boasted, "Alright, you stupid cat! We're going to beat you up like a rug!"

He first boosted Guy and Sho's combo skills before moving them to the Mage, where he had them beat it up and take it out with punches, kicks, and sword swipes.

Joe noted, "Typical ninja activitiessssssss, I assume. Good thing I have no planssssss on becoming a ninja."

Moe replied, "Plus, we kinda suck at stealth."

Janga then attacked Hideo and Kyoko yet again.

In response, Joe moved Karin and Sakura up to Janga and had them attack him.

Janga: "Hey, I'm sure they won't mind if I hurt you, heh."

Sakura: "Where's that clown? Is he the one causing that sickness?"

Janga: "No idea. Come quiet and you might get to meet him."

Sakura: "Err..."

Karin: "Sakura! Don't fall for something that moronic! We'll kick his ass, okay?"

Moe had them pummel Janga, with them using their Special Attack on him.

The Red Slime then moved up to Sho and Guy and prepared to attack them.

Sho: "Agreed. We must focus for now on this problem and eradicate it!"

Guy: "Yes, we must protect the people living in this world!"

The Red Slime, as the slimes in Druaga's army tend to do, whipped him.

They were then accosted by the Mage Ghost, who shot spells at them.

Joe responded by having them beat up and take out the Mage Ghost.

He then had Hideo and Kyoko heal themselves with a skill, then had them pummel Janga.

Janga then attacked Karin and Sakura, and used his Special Attack to make two illusions of himself which then harmed them.

Moe hissed and said, "Hey! He's copying Naruto!"

Joe replied, "But he's not making a whole army of clonesssssss, is he?"

He then had Karin and Sakura finish off Janga.

Janga: "What the hell...!"

Guy: "The villains will fall!"

Janga: "Wait up! Stop! My bad, okay! I'm sorry! Give me a break!"

Karin: "You should finish him off."

Sakura: "Wait, the battle's already over!"

Sho: "Naive little girl. This one must be put to death at once."

Kyoko: "Hold on a minute. We have some questions for this kitten."

Hideo: "Indeed. Besides, laying hands on the weak..."

Janga: "..."

Guy: "Naive!"

Janga: "Right! BYE NAIVE!"

Janga gets up and slashes Sakura.

Sakura: "Owww!"

Karin: "Sakura?"

Janga: "I don't care anymore! Go to hell, you whore!"

Suddenly, a man dressed in a black gi with red hair appears and rushes at Janga.

Janga attempts to attack him, but the man counters, and, in a flash, delivers a series of punches- the Shun Goku Satsu.

Moe asked, "I know who that is, but what's he doing here? And isn't he evil?"

Joe replied, "I think he is, but your point about him not being supposed to be here stands true."

Sakura: "...!"

Janga: "Owww! Owww! Who the HECK are you?"

Man In Black Gi: "Wretched filth! Shame on your misdeeds... Begone, degenerate!"

Janga: "I remember your face now!"

As if in fear, Janga retreats, and the Red Slime follows suit.

Man In Black Gi: "..."

Sakura: "He's the one I felt!"

Hideo: "Who are you?"

Sho: "What an incredible darkness... All of you are in danger!"

Man In Black Gi: "..."

Guy: "Akuma, Master Of The Fist. What is the meaning of this?"

Karin: "The Master Of The Fist? Impossible!"

Sakura: "Umm..."

Akuma: "..."

AKUMA: Master Of The Fist- Game: Street Fighter

Moe gulped. "Yep. It's Akuma. The master of bonus bosses."

Joe added, "And he has the skill to back it up!"

Sakura: "Thank you for saving me..."

Kyoko: "How calm..."

Akuma: "Go to Roppongi..."

Sakura: "...!?"

Akuma: "There awaits a man you must meet."

Sakura: "A man I must meet!? Could it be?"

Akuma: "..."

Akuma then leaves.

Sakura: "Is he in Roppongi...?"

CHAPTER 3 CLEAR!

Moe looked concerned. "Akuma is a morally complex character, so I can't really tell what was going on his brain there."

Joe replied, "Just be glad he saved her. And as for you, well, we'll sssssssssee what happenssssssss next time."

Moe stopped recording and turned off the camera.