Title: Who is taunting who?

Rating: probably like M

Pairing: Melina/Mickie

Disclaimer: I don't own em… never will… that's that!

Summary: Mickie decides to mess with Melina after reading her Internet Confessions of a True Diva blog but will her messing around turn into something more? Lol… Femslash… if you don't like femslash… I wouldn't suggest you read this.

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Maria nodded her head pretended to care what her "date" was talking about. Her eyes wondered around the room and landed on Candice and Mickie who were sitting in a corner smiling widely at her. She glared at them and tried to direct her attention back to her "date".

Candice and Mickie had practically dragged her into this bar and then brought her someone to "keep her company". The only problem was that someone was none other than "the Masterpiece", Chris Masters and for three hours already, he had been talking about himself nonstop!

At first, Maria was confused. She was positive that Mickie and Candice were trying to torture her to get the information they wanted out of her but she wasn't sure how this was punishment until she actually had to endure his constant chattering. Sure, for the first hour, it was okay; it was actually sort of interesting but it all went downhill from there. She faked a stomach ache, a headache which she actually really did have now; she even faked some sort of traveling illness and she still couldn't get away from him.

"You know and they said my body wasn't perfect… yea right" Chris finished his story.

Maria smiled; nodding once again.

"I have to pee" She said, getting up quickly and making a beeline for the restroom.

Candice and Mickie quickly got up and followed her.

"Having fun?" Candice taunted, as she followed Maria into the restroom. Maria didn't answer. She knew Melina and Victoria definitely weren't the nicest of people but her own friends, Mickie and Candice… they were just EVIL in a non physical way.

"We can so get you out of that situation if you just tell us what you know…" Mickie said.

Maria thought about it. She really didn't want to make Melina mad at her… that would really be unwise but she also really didn't want to hear Chris talking about himself for any longer besides… maybe Victoria would save her. It seemed that she had a soft spot for her since she didn't hurt her the last time she had the chance to which was definitely unlike Victoria but maybe that was just a one off luck type of thing.

"Fine…" Maria answered. "I'll tell you…" She agreed, deciding that she definitely didn't want to put up with more of Chris.

Mickie and Candice both smiled.

"Well…" Maria began to tell the story of how she had walked into the locker room and heard Victoria and Melina talking about Melina possibly being gay and liking Mickie.

Candice smiled as Maria finished the story but Mickie only stood shocked. She didn't know what to say.

"Well… maybe you do have a chance then Mickie…" Candice said to a stunned Mickie. Maria nodded in agreement.

Mickie's shocked expression soon turned into a smirk when she realized she could definitely take taunting Melina to a whole next level… the only question was how was she going to do it...

TBC… read and review please!