McGonagall was sitting in her house planning things for the upcoming Hogwarts year. She was shocked when an owl flew to her. She opened the letter.

The Ministry of Magic would like to ask our fellow wizards some questions so we can get to know them better. Most questions are on the work force and what you would do in any positions. No really personal questions will be asked. When finished with your answers please mail back with the owl. NOTE: Once started you can't quit until you finish and send it back.

Question 1: Do you enjoy being a teacher/headmaster?

Of course I do…well that is if there aren't any red head twins around.

Question 2: Do you like the color green? You seem to be wearing emerald green a lot.

My favorite color is red. Green just happens to go better with my eyes.

Question 3: How do you feel being known as the strict professor?

I'm known as a strict professor? I thought I was nice.

Question 4: Out of the sexy Weasley twins who did you like better?

The sexy Weasley twins? The ministry thinks that the Weasley twins are sexy? What is wrong with the ministry?

Question 5: Does thinking about all of the Weasley offspring that will be at Hogwarts in ten to fifteen years upset you?

I wasn't thinking about it until now and if any of them are like those two devils then yes it will upset me. GEORGE WEASLEY should NOT be allowed to reproduce. It would end the Wizarding World as we know it!

Question 6: Did you have a rag doll when you were young?

No I didn't. I had a giant stuff dog name Miss Tutu.

Question 7: Did you show favoritism when allowing the famous Harry Potter on the Qudditch team instead of expelling him?

I do not favor students.

Question 8: Do think that Ron left Harry during the Horcruxes hunt because of not having a plan or because he found out that Harry was gay and didn't like the fact that they were sharing a tent?

Well personally it isn't any of my business but you might want to change the question around. I do not think Harry is gay. He has dated a few girls but Ron. He only had one relationship with a girl and I'm thinking he did it to make Harry famous. I mean Ron only kissed the girl when Harry was around.

Question 9: Did you ever want to do something other then teach?

Yes I was actually on my way to becoming a professional background singer for famous singers when my voice failed on me and I had toe get surgery. After that I just couldn't sing.

Question 10: Were you upset when you found out that muggle high schools dissect cats in biology?

They dissect WHAT? This is unheard of! I'm going to have to talk to Bob about this.

Thank you for completing the survey. The ministry highly appreciates it and would like to offer this coupon for ten percent off your next Weasley's Wizard Wheeze.

McGonagall took the coupon and looked at it strangely. If the Ministry was calling the Weasley twins sexy then George must be doing some dark magic! She was going to look into this.