I really have to give it to the Moody copy-cat for his patience. I mean, he had told Fugaku, it is something else to actually call him by his name, that he needed closer observations. Apparently telling him that my magic, well not that I had magic because he didn't have magic nor knew what magic was… My magic was like a watermelon trying to be a cherry, it wasn't the best idea I've had in a while.
In other words, he threatened to move in and stalk me while annoying and upsetting the life of the Uchiha, in which I started to giggle hysterically at the thought that he could do any more damage than I could, or I was to move in with him during the weekdays for supervision and be returned on the weekends. Mikoto stated that if even a single hair was out of place, she would bring him to Hades' Gates.
Well, I'm going to assume that she meant Hades' Gates because she said she would be sure to make sure that he could not urinate without assistance or the ability to stand while urinating.
During the time that Mikoto was packing a couple bags for me, Itachi decided to glare at him the whole time, as well as Fugaku, because Mikoto was in tears, and it has seemed Sasuke has started the trend of copying his brother and father in company. He stopped immediately and started to talk gibberish the moment he saw me, leading me to bash him over the head with the stuffed raven that was nearby while glaring darkly at the stupid child.
So for the past three weeks, I've been living with the Moody copy-cat, who name I had learned to be Ibiki. Really. Like, his name means 'snoring'.
"So, you're just sitting around and watching her?" Silver hair that defied gravity, I wonder if he just stayed upside down for the beginning of his life for his hair to defy gravity. He wore a dog mask and was reading a distinctly familiar orange book. While I was coloring and scribbling over so documents that may or may not have had my name written on them with permanent ink, I tried to remember where I had seen the vibrant orange colored book. "You know you got conned into babysitting, right?"
"She's very intelligent."
"Right, intelligent. You do remember that you're talking about a baby who is only about fourteen months, right?"
"She has made fourteen ANBU break down and cry, sent five on errands they don't even know what to get, and she got a giggle out of Anko, you tell me what I should do." Ibiki said, shuffling papers on his desk. Was it my fault that I started crying to see what would happen to these big and scary ninja soldiers; conclusion? It was amusing.
He glanced up to be assured that I was still in the room, apparently I successfully made him paranoid into thinking I'll disappear, which has happened a lot during the past month. "Uchiha's think she's a gift from the Gods. I think she just activated her kekkai, but seeing as she survived being so close to the Kyuubi and how smart she is, I wouldn't be surprised. However, there is something that the Uchiha are hiding, or maybe just Fugaku."
"She's a fourteen month baby." The dog man flipped a page in this book, a book that is really starting to annoy me. Where have I seen that book before? I've seen it somewhere.
"Fourteen ANBU." The mystery of the orange book aside, it was nice to find out that I still had to ability to use the forbidden dark curses and still had the mental capabilities of tearing apart a person's mind for memories. They should have known better than trying to poison my food, let alone Ibiki-Moody. " Three were captains."
There was only one person allowed to drive Ibiki-Moody up the wall.
And that person is me.
"That's not a solid argument seeing as most of them were emotionally unstable in the first place. I mean most captains are."
"Hatake, listen and listen well. These fourteen were the ones that needed to be evaluated under the suspicion of being traitors. They're minds are broken. Yamanaka Inoichi can't find anything out." He sighed as he shifted through the bright pink baby bag to pull out strawberry pocky, in which he had opened and placed on a plate. He picked me up and placed me on the sofa with the sweet snack. "There's also the fact that she got Anko to giggle and act like a girl. A normal girl, you should know the type real well, they coo at babies and giggles. Did I mention she giggled?"
"Biki-jii! Bath! Bath time!" Somehow, this body doesn't like to stay clean while eating. No matter how hard I try, even the simplest snack turns into a mess. I hate being sticky and dirty. I held my hands up to be picked up and bathed from this sticky yummy snack. "Bath! Bubbles!"
The silver haired dog man looked up at Ibiki-ook/act alike Moody, "Did she just call you, uncle?"
Ibiki-Moody glared at dog man, picking me up and shifting me so none of the stickiness would get on his clean uniform. I mimicked his actions, glaring at him. Yes, still trying to figure out where in Circe's sweet name I saw that damn orange book! "You wanted a crack at her? She'll only answer to 'Sakura-hime.' Good luck, give him hell for me Sakura-hime. I need to sort out this mes-wonderful art work you gave me."
Good save, good save, I'll make sure not to make anyone else go insane today, maybe. Depends on my mood I guess. "You want me to give her a bath?"
"She wants a bath and really you don't want her to cry. She can cry very loudly and make you deaf in ten minutes."
"Again, she's a fourteen month baby, what's the worst she could do?" I gave dog man a typical Slytherin evil smirk. Ibiki-Moody shook his head and went back to organizing as dog man picked me up to give me a bubble bath. Too bad for him, he had already signed his warrant. The bigger they are, the easier it is to catch them off guard. "Alright Sakura-chan, let's get you cleaned up."
"No Sakura-chan, Sakura-hime. I is Sakura-hime." I stomped my foot for an extra measure. I had to put him in his place. He wasn't above anyone else here to call me anything but Sakura-hime. It felt wrong so wrong to be such a brat, but it was refreshing to finally get to act like a child.
"Alright, Sakura-hime, let's give you that bath."
"No. You no Biki-jii. Biki-jii give bath. Stinky dog man no bath. Youse stinky." I wrinkled my nose at him. That part wasn't a lie. He really is stinky. I mean, you're trying to make me take a bath when you need one yourself? Please, you are going to have to make a better effort than that.
"Sakura-hime, I'm Inu-nii. Not Stinky dog man." He was whining. Like a child. He was really whining. I would – do dogs eat cheese? I glared at him as he poured half the bottle of the pink bubble soap into the warm water; well at least he's a smart stinky dog man. I mean, he's not completely stupid, I think.
"Stinky dog man."
"Muu, Sakura-hime, I'm hurt." Not yet you're not, but you just wait. The wrath of Uchiha Mikoto is said to be scarier than a slow tortuous death. He moved to take off my shirt, I bit him.
Yes, I bit him. On his fingers, hard enough to draw blood.
"Ow! Sakura-hime!"
He really needs to stop whining like he's a flee-bidden mutt. I shredded my clothing, still glaring at him as he nodded and turned around to mix the bubbles and water together. I glared at his back, shivering silently as I turned around to shut the door. I froze when my hand was on the door. The Orange Book of Horrible Porn!
This man is a pervert! I'm in a bathroom, naked and ready to take a bath with a pervert. Oh hell no, I looked back at the pervert and to the hallway. The Marauder 'I have a plan' smirk slash with my Slytherin evil grin. "Sakura-hime, no!"
Of course, I bolted in my birthday suit giggling as I ran away from the man and apparated once I was far enough. They have another thing coming at them if they think I'm really going to take a bath with a pervert in the same room supervising me.
There isn't a lot of changes in this chapter as I saw no need for it, if you were an 18 year old girl stuck in a 14 month old baby are you saying you wouldn't give Kakashi such a hard time? Well, its been nearly two weeks since my last update with Chapter 8 and I'm surprised at the immediate feedback that was given. It gives me a good feeling that I'll get the response I need.
Now I know Michi switches the lion animagus form for the main character's patronus of a falcon... So, here's the thing... Should this Sakura sign with which summoning clan?
The Slugs
The Lions
The Falcons
Let's take it one step at a time. By the chapter that this Sakura discovers the switch in the fanfiction is when the polling for all of this will close. During the birthday chapter I will change the polling question to which animagus form or if she will have an animagus form in general.
